Top Gun Recut

[TheVainDude]

I swear this film isnt a gay themed film :/??

[hondaciviccoupe10]

Top(or Bottom) Gun

[nhamaria]

But... What is the difference between the original?

[MrJefferson30]

Este filme mudou minha vida, pois quando assisti tinha 10 anos, dali descobri que queria servi a FAB ou a Marinha, essa seria a última alternativa, mas esperei 8 anos pra ingressar, mas antes aos 16 tentei ingressar na EPCAr de lá para AFA, mas não deu, mas isso foi no passado entrei vivi 4 anos na FAB de 1998 a 2002, foi bom, agora só recordação. muito bom o filme tenho em VHS e DVD. fora uma maquete de plastimodelismo. que eu montei tive 2, sobrou 1 do F-14 TOMCAT.

[skillcosby88]

quentin tarantino's vision has finally been realized

[DINDRAGON]

Good ol' Navy.

[chunkypuff91]

Don't ask don't tell... XD

[bennyvega100]

LOL a new take on gays in the military

[jiffy973]

you can fool anyone into thinking a movie is about something else. good stuff my man

[cHiKaDiNg58]

Christ... I was watching Top Gun just a couple of hours ago and this was what's in my mind. But like.. that scene where he looks at Val looked really kind of gay. LOL

[cskagirl1]

@cHiKaDiNg58 i did too just 13 hours ago and i regret that i saw it 25 years later after establishing and think that is best movie ! of course, Tom Cruise is georgous

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@cskagirl1 True that... Tom Cruise is absolutely gorgeous in that movie. RAWR LOL ;D

[Scix]

That didn't take much work.

[danielryder]

they were inverted

[rishigc]

what's the song that plays @ 0:50 ? who is the singer and what's the name of the song ?

[roofy2k]

@rishigc here with me by dido

[BondGraceBond]

Lol Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise are gayyyy!! =D lol i wish they were really. xx <3 love them both!

[schade4]

Looks like the same movie. I mean... there was a lot of sexual tension between Mav and Iceman in the actual film.

[thebiglax]

como se llama  la cancion?

[ocnutter93]

i love how Dido can make an action film turn into a love story cringe :P

[TheLecheMilk]

Well, I think the person who made this needs to see a Psychiatrist.

[badmammajamma79]

awesome



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[Kolbatsu]

I think that was supposed to be the original trailer.

[shockbudd]

i thought it was going be a gay movie too! -.- i was thought it was watching this preview! and so i really wanted to watch this badly! so i did and was so disappointed it wasnt a gay movie.. it was cus the dumbass you made this video made us think it was. but it was a good movie. in my head i keep waiting so badly for something too happan :/

[130shipley]

WTF, I guess that higher math has kicked in. I'm the 3,344,445 person to view this video and all I can think about is what should come after this number, in sequence.

[sakusia]

Ah ill tell you what gay is all these so called tough guys parading themselves on tv today with their baggy clothes, tatoos and piercings all over the place and manners you can flush down the toilet.

[sakusia]

Top Gun is not a gay movie. This is the way fighter pilots really are.

[Lillefoden]

@sakusia It's a parody, dude...

[GuitardedCrafty]

1:43

[iwd924]

Top Bum!



[shockbudd]

OMG I so want to watch this! Can anyone send me a link plzz! :-)

[pilot1328]

@shockbudd Yeah type this Tom Cruise - TOP GUN (1) all part are there and you are welcome

[WearechangeEgypt]

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa lmaooooo this is toooo funnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Raziel5]

If Paramount really wants to make a sequel, it should be called "Top gay - Riding the silver dove"

[thef40mon]

lmao at 1:10 

[lilyinjune]

Oh this is awesome. Love the movie, but this is still pretty great.

[BXD84]

@captainhines: You're hilarious. Hahaha

[kirbienstien]

350 people are scientologists.

[millsrox]

that is amazing

[XycronClawX]

F-14 Tom Cruise!

[spookym123]

Sweeeeet. Exactly as I remember it.

[aaaaaaaabre]

Don't ask, don't tell!!! Ha ha!!! xD

[McTitties1000]

I hate Top Gun with a passion. cant stand that movie

[LarsGunblade]

Ah, Top Gun. The movie that destroyed American film-making. Slick produced, brainless, moronic crap. If this movie had bombed, we would have been spared having to watch Tom Cruise in movies ever again. Thanks for nothing.

[XWinterContingencyX]

HAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA

[Kingofprinces85]

Maverick and Iceman are not gay!

[sakusia]

@Kingofprinces85 truer words have never been spoken!

[MsDanishgirl]

AWESOME... Now that's how Top Gun should have been.. Kinda like Brokeback Mountain... EPIC!!!!!!!

[sakusia]

@MsDanishgirl no its a guy movie something you can't comprehend in your stupid feminine brain. Women will never understand what Top Gun is about so they resort to name calling, "Gay this " and "Gay that". Who knows maybe your a lesbian who can't stand good looking guys doing something they like.

[MsDanishgirl]

@sakusia OMG you seriously don't understand my sense of humor.. My comment was about the Top Gun Recut and how this person made it into a Brokeback Mountain video kinda thing.... Read the comment again and watch this video one more time.. Geeez.. Who peed in your bed this morning...

[loner1878]

@sakusia

I know a doctor who can help you remove the stick in your ass.

[quelorepario]

Top Gay!

[captainhines]

I don't get it. Was this suppose to be funny? This could have been a real trailer for the movie. Wasn't Top Gun a love story?

[PercyMcQueen11]

@captainhines you seem like a tool

[captainhines]

@PercyMcQueen11 Thank you for your reply. While I'm not sure what a tool is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such.

[PercyMcQueen11]

@captainhines you seem like an unclever tool

[captainhines]

@PercyMcQueen11 I will concede to fifty percent of your description of me as an "unclever tool" being correct. I checked out your channel and while you're not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial hair and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock.

[PercyMcQueen11]

@captainhines You don't have a type. The only type you have is your long clammy hands rubbing your white penis. Next time don't spend 20 minutes trying to think up a comeback. You stooge.

[captainhines]

@PercyMcQueen11Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Yes my penis is white (although sometimes it's blue) and my hands are somewhat clammy but that is an advantage as I save money on lube and oil based lubricants give me a rash.

[captainhines]

@PercyMcQueen11Regarding your inference to my self gratification, my last girlfriend was the poster girl for "love is blind" and my current partner is overseas at the moment so the only intimacy in my life involves a stick of salami and the neighbors dog when Glenda & Frank go out Tuesday nights

[PercyMcQueen11]

@captainhines you're a virgin. An unfunny virgin.

[captainhines]

@PercyMcQueen11Once when they arrived home early due to an argument between them regarding Frank's internet usage, I hid in their wardrobe for four days. As I can vouch for his denials to Glenda's accusations that he was "looking at girls on the internet". He was looking at photos of her. No not really, it was men. In answer to your question, no I cannot send you a photo of myself without a shirt on. Regards, Larry Fine

P.S. This reply only took 19 minutes.

[MissAmiTimeLord]

@captainhines This is irrelevant, you're not any witter when you use big words, knock it off.

[HexagramMan]

that was fuckin great!

[TheSyrenne]

LMMFAO!!! THAT'S JUST GRAND!!

[jonathanrootcom]

Hysterical!

[MrSolracable]

lol even real fighter pilots call this movie gay, and when top gun was made it was illegal to be gay in the military

[Vuohanon1234]

wasn't this already a love story?

[urgfswallows]

You left out the best line in the whole movie ..."You can ride my tail anytime". Oh well.

[ShamelessMcBundy]

This is somehow LESS homoerotic than the actual movie.

[wonietang123]

I've not seen Top Gun since the mid 90's and even then I thought it was pony. But Jesus Christ looking at it now, it's apparent it's sooo gay. At 0:52 the stare Kilmer give Tomo is intense, pure dirt box lust all the way. You can imagine Kilmer pouncing on him like a cat and plunging his......HAHAHAHA

Brilliant vid btw

[ZackAPack]

I knew they were gay

[MrAcast84]

Tom Cruise is getting a blow job from Val Kilmer at 1:44. Iceman indeed.

[smelliotfull]

BUMSEX?

[johnnyj23s]

that's so awesome

[ThePsychicSasquatch]

Faggots.

[toffee4]

This is awesome and so believable! Hahaha

[TheNubbbler]

This is done way too well!

[24hraxis]

Oh man leave Tom alone already...  This is great!

[arethnea]

you gotta let him go!

awesome editing =)

[arethnea]

hahahahah awesome!!!!!!!!!



[BajaMarine24]

What the?!?!?!?

[Yellowfanglovr]

Changes the way you think of Top Gun forever. That is too funny!

[billsblue89]

Gives a whole new meaning to the song "Danger Zone"

[fairdathm]

OMG, that was hysterical!! It truly is genius editing.

[grayfire777]

Top Gun...or as the gays call it, that volleyball movie with the pilots XD

[LILIKFIVE]

perfeito

[squarecnix]

ROFL FUCKING FAGGOTS

[MrConorCool]

that probably what REALLY happened off camera!

[pacificvibe]

Genius editing.

[eduardobeloh]

This movie é so gay....

[eduardobeloh]

Este filme é tão gay....

[bandit42000]

the movie shoulda been called Top and Bottom Gun...

[MrConorCool]

@bandit42000 haha good one!

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

Fudge packing. Not preparing candy for wholesale, it means what you think it means!!

[athlon063078]

Great trailer but it needed the volleyball scene to be the icing on the cake.

[brsp231]

@hamlet3918 futt bucking

[UberTroll13]

seems pretty true to the original to me

always knew this was about these 2 guys wanting to fuck

[pilot1328]

@AtlantaFalcons89 If he is gay why is he fucking a girl in the movie you moron

[MrAirbuster57]

when I get my driver's license 3 years from now I want his motorcycle. What kind is it?

[JaxRwld]

@MrAirbuster57 1986 Kawasaki Ninja 600rr. My first bike was the 1985 version.

[MrAirbuster57]

@JaxRwld thanks.

[garbagepailrejects]

So... much... chewing.

[bluhole]

Val or Tom easy choice for me Val of course Tom is to FEM not to mention he is a wacky guy. Love Val ; )

[geirart]

Man i love val kilmer!  He is so damn slick!

[NedRavine]

Funny thing is Kelly McGillis is the one who was actually gay.

[jenda172]

já to prostě miluju :-D

[batterseapark78]

Brokeback Top Gun

[LizardSticker]

I don't get it, Tom Cruise is gay?

[dlfhd]

@LizardSticker lol no, its cause top gun was actually about a gay naval jet fighter pilots

[Inferno41]

I don't get it, what did they edit about top gun?

[Goldiney]

Brilliant!

[xsyag]

/watch?v=N4Wz7zVBNzo&feature=r­elated

[tayjrich]

Top Gun: gayer than Brokeback Mountain.

[7009527]

This was Tom Cruise's 1986 movie which put him to fame......i just search it on the net..

[Middlein46]

hahahaha

[Clarknipolo]

Frocien? top gun? gay and top anal? top ngull^?^ top e kivemuort a me m piac a pucchiac .....

[Minoanwind]

ha, ha, ha .... amazing!

[stiigern]

your fucking ga..........!

[zesseis]

MY top gun just blew a top load

[MischiefMaker37]

the greatest accomplishment of this video is that you didn't even have to use the volleyball scene to make it

[Essefen]

@MischiefMaker37 That's because unlike you, he's secure in his own sexuality and didn't need to use it

[MischiefMaker37]

@Essefen what the fuck does that even mean? Fuck off, look for a youtube argument elsewhere you cunt.

[mbachmayer2]

@MischiefMaker37 lol someone called mischief maker cant even stand to be in a fight. i guess the germans missed out on gassing you in WW 2.

[MischiefMaker37]

@mbachmayer2 I'm puzzled by your comment as well sir.

[MischiefMaker37]

the greatest accomplishment of this video is that you didn't have to even use the volleyball scene to do this video

[761266mike]

fucking epic :D

[Christos75GR]

FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[DukoBenedicto]

Fuck i cant stop laughing!!!

[hellboy2399]

omg how stupid can u get they arnt gay in it and maverick hates that guy

[hcox]

@hellboy2399 Really?

[professionalkillergk]

@hellboy2399 dude, look up the word "parody"

[JackSimpson94]

Lmao 

[123victoriamarie]

Don't ask......Don't tell.

[iacontp]

best re-cut ever!!! & Dido... LOL!!

[beaf01]

LMAO, that was halarious.

[chasinsf]

Tom Cruise a top? I doubt it.

[PercyMcQueen11]

@chasinsf Top? Gun?

[zombikilla92]

..........People's ability to edit never ceases to amaze me



[GazAnders69]

@zombikilla92

To be honest the movie didn't need that much editing anyway...it's full of homosexual innuendos. Not against people being gay but the movie is probably the gayest film of all time and that includes brokeback mountain :P

Doesn't bode well for the American military though does it :D

[megacraig2007]

i saw tom cruise the other day he was packing fudge

[megacraig2007]

megaloluge

[JETLI2012]

LOL !! GAY !!!!! XD

[bradblazer]

Uhhhh....where's the volleyball scene?

[ricepaddy69]

@bradblazer Yeah. Or how about the scene where everyone is in the locker room fresh from the showers wearing nothing but towels?

[scythecow]

But Top Gun IS a gay love story.

[JOJOFACE]

@scythecow yeah, honestly this didn't need to be recut. everything about top gun screams gay sex

[woolhatgrl]

lol! im dyin xD

[Cavelson]

That's so gay 1:54!

[Dreadnaught396]

You ever wonder why everyone's so damn sweaty in every 80's/90's movie? especially if its a night scene..

[vicorly]

Top Gun 2 - Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

[filmguy531]

I love that you gave Val Kilmer top billing

[89Samon]

I knew I wasn't the only one who felt the weird sexual tension between Maverick and Iceman.

[Cavelson]

@89Samon Meeeee too!

[89Samon]

@Cavelson I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[PlaneFreak]

How can you have this theme and NOT have the volleyball scene?! ;)

It's been 5 years since I first caught this and I STILL can't get enough of it. A job well done!

[alcoa77]

Funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time! Very nice work...watching that reminds me why Top Gun is considered the most homo-erotic movie of all time...next to Road House

[FlamableCookie]

I think Top Gun is awesome, but this is fuckin halarious

[missmamelia]

sittin here at 1am trying to be quiet but this is too funny. punctured rib.

[TheAwakenedHeretic]

This is what happens when you repeal DADT. lol

[ghostwhisper666]

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!!!!!

[coolsnip3r]

hahahahahahaha that's so good!

[markmasala]

TOP GUN FUCKIN SUCKS

[wheelmanstan]

the chick in this aint got shit on those in hot shots, lol man sometimes I get those movies mixed up. Topper Harley-Maverick

Yeah I never saw cruise and mgillis as anything close to a couple, she needed somebody like wolfman

[MrFridaynightclub]

HAHAHAHAHA Good work but i had to turn off just after the music kicked in and the 'sex bits' started!!.........You very nearly fucked up one of my all time favourite films from my childhood!!!

[intecrisis]

Goose, lay your eggs in me, I want to ride you like I'm flying through the sky.

[WaywardPatriot]

Who's the Top and who's the Gun?

[phillipthomassmith]

Do you think Tom Cruise ever this video and thought "Oh for fucksake"

[althesmith]

@phillipthomassmith : No, I think he thought "Damn, that guy WAS hot!"

[zomaster1]

@phillipthomassmith if he did he would've gotten the FBI involved to have it removed.

[daggitenator]

@phillipthomassmith

Do I think Tom Cruise ever.. ...? You seem to be missing a verb between "ever" and "this."

[phillipthomassmith]

@daggitenator Thank you batman. 

[zr1drifter]

Brokeback Pilots.

[joshuare5768]

Talk about entering the DANGER ZONE.