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  • It is so funny!

  • How ya' doin ??? Am I Joey ??

  • Nice to know 

  • 3:40 don't studder! don't FUCKIN studder!

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  • 3:42 don't stutter! Don't FUCKIN sutter!

  • now. everyone knows we came to wax ch this vid for the pic

  • Also no matter how much you say we are beautiful, what matters to us is mentality. You say "You're pretty", you only gonna get so far. But if you start an intelligent conversation about the concept of beauty, you'll get farther. Also some of us women are talkative (About 60% or more of us are), and if you're not-so talkative, you might wanna shy away from that kinda thing. Also if a girl is having a bad day, make her feel better, make her smile =D

  • lalalalala 

  • HEY GUYS I AM A 18 YEAR OLD INSPIRED RAPPER/ POET. ALL IM ASKING IS IF 1 PERSON CAN VIEW MY HIP-HOP POEM VIDEO I POSTED. I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPOINTED.

  • @fbgm956 Cool vids

  • Thank you

  • @wantsfunny They came here 2 c the pic-thinkin it's a porn video lol

  • Hey guys I just posted my first hip-hop poem on my channel. All im asking is for you to checj it out for a minute. You wont be let down, I promise, God Bless

  • Like if you came here from a Chuck Norris video...

  • Sweeeet. Check out our sketch comedy group!

  • Thanks

  • You put in that picture and it turns into your most viewed video

  • @Carsun522 But it is great video! FUNNY! Right?

  • 6:55 This is hilarious

  • 'U AINT DR. PHILL . I HAVE AN ANSWER 4 DAT FUCK U' LOOOOOOOOL B-) SWAAGG

  • Ladies, if you wach this video, 'cus i know you are, 'cus i am hot... xD

  • Im guessing most of the dislikes are because of the fake thumbnail

    because this is some good shit.

  • Listen to the song "Miles Away" by Kaz Piech!

  • that is sooooooooo true with the head phones !!!!! and what makes it worse is now girls are wearing dr.dre beats head phones and they cant hear a dame thing !!!!!! feel me DE?

  • ya i fee eel you on this but i need to no is cocky the same thing as confident ? ..... cure girls be saying how much they hate cocky dudes zoo whats the best way to keep your cool but not seem to cocky help me out

  • thanks,now I'll have more experience with women!

  • im pre shure he is baked

  • fake thumbnail

  • @FTzChrOnic yeah no shit

  • 2011

  • i have an answer for that "FUCK YOU".. ait now moving on =D

  • DeStorm is the shit.. Old video steez.

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  • Lol

  • Lol

  • u funni az hell

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

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  • haha fuck the dolls again... lol

  • I love it! lol it's so freakin stupid

  • Fuck the dolls, again!

  • u are fucking funny!

  • damn they know my secret... My headphones aren't on... my ipod's been broken for years

  • Love you! Great content~ xo

  • die shit facy nigro. fuck ,grind you bodey & be soap to uahs granny pussy's

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • ¿Qué carajo hago acá? Yo estaba viendo peleas de chuck norris!

  • @mwaldoke viste la foto de la mina en bolas y entraste jaja

  • And that kids, is how I met your mother

  • lol

  • You guys really need help picking up girls? How pathetic. That's not being confident -_-

  • The first slapping of the hands and what's up folks made me LMAO! I went from butt cheek hope to butt head dope.

  • faq

    

  • 00:35 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK UHHHH! LOL

  • awesome :)

  • this is so true...hahahahahaha

  • Get me back ten minutes of my life.

  • he said "take charge of your post"

  • this is funny as hell , cause its true

  • *LALA LALALA LALA*

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • ERES BIEN RIDICULO PARA HABLAR , NO TE PENA, COMPARARTE CON UNA MUJER RUBIA.JAJAJ

  • what kind of fuckin black person says "good mornin"

  • i love you man... you r so funny in the way you express ur point of view.. and i am a girl and i absolutly agree with the things u say

  • Thanks, now I know why my line "you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?" never worked.

  • damnn thanx brutha

    i got my mind on a girl atm

  • Do you aproach them using your Fresh Prince hat or do you take it off first?

  • lol at 9:01

  • man you are one of the big youtubers that cheat smh...

  • I'm good on approaching women. Only the desperate are experts at kissing ass.

  • Yeah! real thanks! now 7 million people know the secret! :P

  • la la la la la la la lol

  • I watched this whole video just cause this guy is amazing :D

  • I agree with you Bro :)

  • 9.59 of bullshit, glad I clicked at 6 mins, just 5.59 too slow....

  • shutup nigga...

    

  • lol,ur funny.. bud sounds good..:)

  • wheres the picture about the woman on the bed ? :/

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • gowno

    

  • Lolwat she's still a bitch for saying she's too good for someone she doesn't even know

  • utube has it all...lol

  • "ladiest if your watching this video, cuz i know you are, cuzimhot" lmao

  • how many dolls u had to make for this vid ... cause boy u throw them on the table all the time and they dont get scratched :D

  • Lol! If someone approached me with "how are you doing?" or "good morning", I would instantly think they were selling Bibles or something :P Fellas, if you REALLY wanna hit home, say something _FUNNY_, _CLEVER_ and _ORIGINAL_ (and make sure that it's a spontaneous improvized line, not something that sounds like you've used it ever before).

    This is if you REALLY wanna succeed. Sure, "good morning" works many times, but keep in mind that most girl's have very low standards/are slutty ;)

  • It doesn't matter what the hell you say if you are not comfortable in your own skin, you lack self confidence, esteem and if you don't care about yourself and you don't look after yourself (unless you are stinking rich). Don't concern yourself with picking up women, concern yourself with living life and bettering yourself, they will come to you and if they don't then it is their loss.

  • If she ain't looking at me, she aint choosin, which mean I aint steppin to a bitch

  • How To Approach A Woman..... From the left hand side of the pic.

  • Thank u fo savin mah d**k man

  • uhh uhh uh Don't stutta, don't F**kin stutta! Keep yo composa."

  • Hahah!! This man SMOKED THE WEING WEED!!! he did grass instead of weed!;) lol haha but true!! Hajj! Nice vid! IMA POST THIS ON FACEBOOK!!!!:D

  • Lalalalallallila LMAO

  • Hahahaahahahaha cute

  • So fake thumbnails huh destorm... ;)

  • damn, where is the hot chick that i saw, or did i clicked the wrong vid??? DAMN!!!

  • How to approach a Woman? Simply, just be yourself...and don't spend time watching videos like this.

  • I challenge u to go to a middle school and rap about teachers because i hate them

    just bag on them o and I know you will be to scared to do it so there goes ur challeng bet u wont do it

  • 9:15 i agree. more than likely she doesnt give a rats ass about what you do. she just wants to have some1 hearin whats shes done.

  • how to kiss?

    sexbd4all.blogspot.com

  • She could be walkin down the street with nothing but 2shoe strings on heres wat u do NOTHING!LMFAO

  • Man that picture with the girl with the ass up is just perfection!!!!!!

  • I like you. You my friend are funny. :)

  • Nice bra

  • Nice vid bro

  • Your quite funny!

  • here's a tip....get rid of that ugly hat, and when you find a new one, wear it like a normal person....not to the side.....it's ugly and annoying. However, this video is pretty funny.....glad that you're clarifying that the cheesy pick up lines suck.

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  • Fake thumbnail...

  • You are hot.. your eyes <3

    

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  • good advice very handy stuff you teaching :)

  • she's walking down the street, la-ri la-ri la... LOL.

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  • THANK YOU

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

  • DONT FUCKING STUDDER KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE. LMAOO

  • FAKE THUMBNAIL

  • Lmaaaooo! omg! You had me DYING over here!

    LOL..

    ♥♥♥♥♥ Viva

  • Hillarious!

  • So in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith - TURN TO JESUS CHRIST, Seek Him, Trust Him and you will live forever !

  • Funny as hell and good video.

  • pfff! annoy me?! you entertain me! Besides nothing easier than ignoring a stupid fuck like yourself so no chance to annoy me, don't flatter yourself.

    and yes, if the only thing you've read in my last message is "GTFO" then you may consider I'm out of words... just tired of speaking to an ignorant thoughtless jerk without his(her) own opinion.

    GTFO one more time!

  • this video is damn funny

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • In sorry I'm not an OG I'm a hillbilly

  • Could you approach an 8 if your a 7?

  • Old school cursing DeStorm. Yess!!

  • this is a good video and all, but im kinda of confused...WHAT THE HELL IS A WOMAN????????????

  • how did i get here from brain anatomy?!?!

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  • What up, yo!

  • DONT FUCKING STUTTER

  • I aproach women with a brick. To their heads.

  • 06:52-06:54 interest, she has choices, hahahahaha..

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  • is this a black guy gonna rape you video?

  • How to approach women: Bring plenty of chloroform.

  • This dude knows what he's talking about! He's for real.

  • am i the only one that notices this guy is playing with paper dolls at like 8am lol

  • next rock in rio

    enter herer now

    great

    youtube.com/watch?v=_hdDRVF0T_­­k

  • Smelly Black Guy

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

  • AWESOME!!! Just got a blowjob from a random chick from the street because of following these simple advices!!!

  • Fake thumbnail. win.

  • lol you like them dolls dont you

  • we didn't see girl in photo but amazing funny video! I love it!

  • omg Destorm are you High?

  • this guy is fucking entertaining!! Thanks for the vids!!

  • How did I get from Bruce Lee to this? Thumbs up if same happened to you

  • @Slapyousilly I got here from a video of Barbra Streistand singing Memory.

  • @Slapyousilly ur penis led you

  • @Slapyousilly

    In my case it was chuck norris who brought me here.

  • @Slapyousilly me too ^^

  • @Slapyousilly lol i was on jakie chan then i say the sexy woman

  • funniest video i've seen in a while, and what's sad is most people don't realize your advice is ON POINT. For real

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • LOL your funny man.

  • always work

  • I am a woman and yes, you are right, there are just way too many guys out there saying very dumb stuff, a simple "how are you?" does the trick!

  • "i have an answer for that, fuck you" rofl

  • I was gonna say, if you are this close to a woman, you don't need this vid.

  • IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL!!!!!!!

  • "Tits or GTFO" always works for me...

  • Yeah, coz a baseball cap on sideways is really fucking sexy.

    Fail.

    And yeah I came here coz of the chick photo.

  • must be hard waking up at the crack of crack

  • Don't stutter..Don't fucking stutter!

  • this guy is a twat

  • This guy looks fucked. His eyes are so foggy.

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • @MMArtist99 hey man i was useing pandoras box to but i through it was a scam and i find it abit hard to understand should help me out?

  • thums up if you came here because of DeStorms swag ;)

  • hahaha your hilarious love it

  • Fake Ass Thumbnail :)