Pussy and Ass Tighten them up

[enmaxus]

LMAO!!!!

[enmaxus]

OMG!!! Really??

[71DeStInY17]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[kidvalid]

Ya Fucking whores Lmfao

[jasonmildward34]

LMAO THIS SILLY FUCKER CRACKS MY SHIT UP

[shackisdown1]

hide yo kids hide yo wife... and hide you husbands cuz this motherfucker is gay as shit

[Phryter17]

LAWLS!

[jewelcubby]

lmfao

[ashleeangela]

lol

[dentpopcan]

this is gross and informational all at the same time, haha.

[fijiian4life01]

LMFAO dude your hilarious

[kwity10]

i fucking love you. hahaha funniest shit ive seen. i dont even know if its supposed to be

[outshined9981]

If your meat is thick and long enough, you never have to worry about loose holes. You do have to worry about those that want your junk, but are not able to handle it, leaving you with dipping in their pool but not being able to stay in long enough to enjoy yourself. All of the lube and slow stroking in the world won't save the opportunity to really have fun. Poor guys with small packages place blame on their partner's anatomy. Their partner should get someone that's hung.

[candyxoxoxoxo]

lol.. i love this video. ur so funny!

[stona101]

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[jessicathejaywolf]

wow this was really awesome!! lol moment

[roughdiam0nd]

i love this video! i was googling "exercises to tighten my ass" cus i'm fat.... but thanks for this video for the future :)

[ItsBreeziBby77]

aha!!! LMAO

ur very blunt about this.

[GageGrrr]

hahah, Omgg.

I love you.

Kinda sexy,

[hockeybaby191]

lmfao!!!

[pigat25]

what the hell would this fruity fruit know about pussy.LOL

[PArokee]

OMG!!!! LOL!!!

[Febe8]

lol this guy is fuckin hilarious.

[wesleynicholls]

I really don't know how he does it... "Say it with a straight face"

[FlowingGeisha]

I've known about pussy workouts for a long time.

[mashleigh09]

this guy is so funny!

[bellachanl]

this is flippn funny as HELL

[jessicici]

You're amazing. :]

[ShahraX]

Jij bent de hoerrr mattie

[KatiezCool]

LMAO!!!! Poopshoot! Cuntbox! omg I cant watch your gunna make me passout i cant breathe...

[lover4523]

you should make a video.

about how to make a pussy less flappy.

that would be a good one lol.

[flossanova]

This is gonna sound so faggy, but I've known how to tighten my hole since I was five. That's right, five. No wonder I was always in the gifted programs.

[w35m4n]

@flossanova LMAO

[Xeonsteel08]

l o fucking l........

[bjhorton2005]

lol, the way you talk. It cracks me up. I'm crying... "someone's knocking on the bathroom door, and you gotta cut that turd off" HAHAHA I love it.

[ktisapotato]

i wonder if this really works.

where did u even hear about this?

[mattinks]

Yes it really works. I hear about everything. LOL if I am in doubt i look it up.

[elusionz8]

You are hilarious...I love it!

[mattinks]

well even a big penis is a little penis. lol

[Bmystyle]

omg you are soo funny

[MandyKayBabe]

doo excersisessss

[Rockamoca]

I like your'e jacket, i have it in Blue.

[Sausahga]

This could actually be the beginning of a training film! =:-o

[myherp1]

o tell you I'm bisexual and I love both genders

privates lol Men have hard ass nipples and women have huge ass knockers. Men we squeeze girls we Grab. kisses are same and anal is same both genders. the only thing different is girls have extra hole Virginia ^^ make if all fun! ^^

[CountryGirlAlyssa]

you're a complete genius.. :)

[mattinks]

well I do wish I was a Cali guy! lol

[mykiskoart]

I always get excited when I see that you made another video! :) They are awesome!

You are soooo cute by the way! :) Right now I'm at somebody else's computer, so I had to use the headphones! lol

[mattinks]

hahaha i think everyoe needs to play my videos at full volume in all homes HAHAHA

[tlege]

ROTMFFLMAO.

Matt.... I can be in the foulist mood, but I just log on here and watch one of your videos and a BIG FAT SMILE always will appear on my face. You need a fucking radio or Sirius radio call in show.

HUGS & ASS STRETCHES!!

[mattinks]

Thanks! I appreciate the kind words. After I get so much hate thrown at me its nice to hear things like this! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[xleahraex3]

LOL. This has got to be the most inappropriate video EVER for a girl my age to watch.. but I lol'd xDDD Uhm.. I'll keep this in mind for future reference? LOL

[WagnerDanny]

OMG quote of the century...

"You just sit around and squeeze your little puss"

haha, thanks for the laughs & advice.

[mattinks]

LOL! work it!

[belindadarlington]

OMG you made me blush like an English whore about to meet the queen.

[mattinks]

LOL

[manicjupiterflute]

Oh yes, anal leak happens about a half hour after a prefuck enema where a tiny bit of water is still left deep up inside your ass and so you can feel it in you and then you go into the bathroom to get it out and it's water leaking from your ass hole. hehe. I'm a bottom!

[Sausahga]

And I always thought it was just 'shitwater'! (That anal mucus that escapes into the ass crack at some of the most inconvenient times -- like a sweat.)

[mattinks]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattinks]

oh i see.. well i guess just shove a tampon up your ass to soak it up!! HAHAA I kid!

[allie8you]

this is totally my favorite exercise....

one and two and three and four.

i feeeel it.

[mattinks]

hahahha

[menacingliaison]

Matt youre fuckin awesome! I love ur video's. I wish you would make more vids a lot quicker lol....I've watched them all already haha. We should hang out! too bad im in NY :(

- Richie

[mattinks]

ha Well I have lots of ideas so I try to do atleast one a week!

I actually come to NY sometimes. What part?

[menacingliaison]

I live in Queens right now, I was stayin on Long Island with my DAD but his new wife is being a big "cunt box" lol so I moved out and now im back in Queens with my mom. But my boyfriend is in Long Island where I go to work. :(

Thats cool that you come to NY! we need more people who are down to earth like you. +1

[mattinks]

I actually have stayed in Queens a couple times with a friend. Maybe next time I am there.. we can all hang out or soemthing!

[menacingliaison]

Sounds awesome!! Where in Queens? I actually live in Glendale (near Woodhaven/Ridgewood Area). But I work and go to college in Long Island. So Im all over the place. But thats pretty kick ass dude.

[mattinks]

hahaha I have no idea what area.. I just know it's in Queens... I just slap the address in Navigation and go! HAHAA

[menacingliaison]

HA! thats cool. Dude..you need to make a video on dealing with Anal Leak LOL....I'd like some ideas!!!! :P

[wisdomist]

I've heard to take 2 very hot (as hot as you can stand, not *too* hot) sitz baths a day, with sea salt and witch hazel(astringent)in the water.

[mattinks]

Anal leak? I didnt know people had anal leak...i will have to look into it

[menacingliaison]

Actually, I've been monogomous with my bf for about 2 years. And after sex, I have a huge load in my ass and I tend to leak (of course if I used a condom I wouldnt have that problem - which i know I should be using but I suppose im stupid). But its terrible when it sits up in there and comes out an hour later and usually have to frequently change my underwear. lol (Im a bottom)

- Richie

[ItzChrizz]

haha i love your little lessons!

it helps soo much =]

i think im gonna loose my virginity on new years =D

im soooooooooooooooooooooooooo exited

[mattinks]

LOL I wasnt really all the excaited when I lost my V I was scared!! HAH

[kamuelavance]

lmao, you are the best. happy new year!

[mattinks]

Thanks!! Happy New year to you also!

[donnajdonovan]

We learned this in the 8th grade. We don't need to listen to "Your little cunt box", "your little twat", etc. Grow up.

[donnajdonovan]

And calling women "You fuckin whores" isn't disrespectful?

[mattinks]

I was calling EVERYONE a fucking whore.. Male and Female. You need to watch again and here I am talking about the ass also. Do you pay attention? You fucking whore!

[Praxxus55712]

Donna, you need to get laid.

[mattinks]

ha! She needs something. Oh and PooPoo is going to have to make up a new account or something. He annoyed me enough! lol

[Praxxus55712]

OH ick! Donnajdonovan just emailed me with this:

"I get more than my share, so don't worry about it.

You need to mind your own fucking business. I just don't happen to be of the 4th grade mentality that makes you morons think this guy is actually funny or informative."

Quite the pottymouth, isn't she?

[mattinks]

hahahah I always love how people tell me how I talk so disrespectful but the same shit comes out of their mouth! HOT MESS ALERT!

[Praxxus55712]

And holy crap she acts like a Saturday night hooker on Sunday morning. Matt, this woman could seriously use some "tightening up" advice. She reminds me of some olde burnt out stripper at a club who doesn't even bother to dance......and instead marches angrily across the stage in stilletos and a bustier and demands dollar bills.

[mattinks]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH that is some funny shit!

[mattinks]

Also, this is the type of talk I do in all my videos. If you can't find the humor in it then my videos are NOT for you. No Big deal... NEXT

[kooterpie]

My favorite sponsor. By far. :)

[mattinks]

haha I almost forgot I had the stuff.. it was what I had to use to bathe with after my surgery.

[liveinmymusic]

what a little whore!

[donnajdonovan]

THIS GUY IS A FREAK. HE'S GETTING HIMSELF OFF BY TALKING DISRESPECTFULLY TO WOMEN. i WONDER, DID DADDY BEND HIM OVER A FEW TOO MANY TIMES? .  I'LL BET HE HAS A MICRO PENIS.

[laurelmarie0703]

ok how is he talking disrespectfully to women? hes gay so hes not sexually attracted to them, but hes giving sex tips to guys and girls so if you dont like it dont watch it

[mattinks]

People get so confused by my videos... lol I dont think they even watch the whole thing before telling me how it is. lol

[Praxxus55712]

Donna, YOU came to a video called "Pussy and Ass Tighten them up"....and you assume a man is disrespectful to women via giving them advice on how to please a man? And you further assume this disrespect is caused by your imagined fantasy of the man accepting anal sex from his father? Donna, you may want to get a refund on that brain of yours. It's obviously defective. :)

[mattinks]

I think they were just confused! lol I mean for them to think I have a small dick just makes me laugh.. I mean god I have to tie it up in a bow so It wont drag on the floor!

[mattinks]

Donna, a freak.. well maybe. HA. I am sorry that you got the wrong idea about disrespetcing woman. That is far from the case. If you listen I am talking about tightening up the asshole too for gay guys. My videos are vulgar but they arent to come off as if I am putting someone down like you feel I have. SOrry you got the wrong Idea about them.

[sassysarsi]

you got that right, Matty! I do that exercise and my yum yum is nice and tight...it looks like a rosebud lip! oooh!

[mattinks]

Well you go girl!!! lol

[bluegrossery]

i should make these exercises my new years resolution. thanks for explaining how to do it to everybody.

[mattinks]

lol my resolution i think will be to try to get abs by doing crunches...but i doubt i keep with it!

[robothestrange]

it's so hilarious when u say things like "your little puss" XD

[Praxxus55712]

You can't cook??? Obviously you have other "skills". :)

[mattinks]

lol.. yeah.. I can clean! Does that count. My mom was the type that NO KIDS IN THE KITCHEN! Well she should have been teaching me to cook! UGH! But I know how to make hamburger helper.. so atleast I dont starve!

[emojoshy622]

hahaha

[Praxxus55712]

You know what would be hysterically funny? Actually, it would be funny as heck if YOU made a cooking video while saying all this.

Cooking with Matt! I love it. :)

[mattinks]

PROBLEM!!! I can't cook!! HAHHA

[sodryn]

i love your video so much info

[mattinks]

Thanks.. I appreciate it!

[xcitedtobehere]

i wonder if u need to do this if ur a virgin LOL

[mattinks]

Well you can.. it will still make you be able to control the muscles up in there better.

[5thDensity]

lol... make sure you lick your finger before you stick it in your little hole.

I don't need these exercises because I thing you have to have sex first to get loose. God it's been too long.

[mattinks]

LOL

[laurelmarie0703]

you're so fucking funny! I love all your videos...

[mattinks]

ha Thanks!

[sneakerjockCA]

LOL

matt, you are my fav on here!

when are we going out drinking someday?

i can only imagine how fun it must be to hang out w/ you!

[mattinks]

Really? You must have not seen many of my videos. LOL

[Nepenthe070]

Matt? In my opinion, whatever it's worth, you have gone too far with vulgarity. On the other hand, you may serve a purpose in creating these videos.

[mattinks]

hahahaha u are so crazy!!!!

[mdepalma801]

i love your word choice. That makes video a little less awkward and more entertaining.

<3333

you're amazing sir.

[mattinks]

=) Thanks!!!

[mattinks]

HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! Dang girl you got VAGINA POWER!

[djmarkcotter]

oh my gay........

[mattinks]

hahaahahah

[SpeedDemonec]

haha "you fuckin whores" nice one your actually very hot :P I'm an ass virgin but I'm sure these will help in the future, I heard they also help your erectile disfunction meh sounds like an all around plus huh.

[fefeloved1]

i dont even really get that like.

how freaking loose can u really be.

WHOLE friggin babies come out,

and for the most part it goes to its previous state...

crazy.

thanks for the advice tho.

[mattinks]

Well it really does tighten up the muscles in these areas. I know i make it come off as a joke but its things that do work.

[fflybz]

Santa was good to you. I can tell.

[mattinks]

lol! Yep!