Dumbledore is Gay

[Eyulfable]

The mom was a giantess. Hagrid tells of how he remembered picking up his dad and setting him on the drawer.

[rosebud1644]

HARRY HAS NO SCAR!!!!

[morrgeorge]

If Dumbledore's gay, he shouldn't be allowed near children

[DeathIIV]

@morrgeorge YES BECAUSE ALL GAYS LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN ok seriously? im 19 and i like 30 year old CHUBS if you odnt know what chubs are then.... would recommend going to google and typing in *gay chub wikipedia*

[MrSeanMeldrum]

@morrgeorge Are you fucking serious? What a bigoted comment...

[joselitomatao]

Michael Jackson is alive! He's went to Hogwarts, used his magic and changed to Dumbledore.

[meggatonman]

Can somebody frigging answer me why christians automatically think of two men 'going at it' anally when somebody says homosexuallity. It's THEY with the dirty minds not the rest of us! I don't think of my parents fucking eachother everytime somebody says the word parents, and i find that rather discusting too! Should we ban parents having sex too!?!

[annie10103]

I don't get all these comments below. If JK wants Dumbledore to be gay, let him be gay! If you don't want to believe it, fine. But to be honest it makes sense as Dumbledore never had an interest in women in the books. I'm okay with the character's sexuality, if you're not, you need to shut up and get on with your life.

[memokk]

Dumbledore is pedo not gay

[pretzelwithatwist]

SuzykyleisBORED- Harry potter/doctor who fan please PLEASE please check him out!

[BigG99]

i dont get why on earth they even had to make him gay.. it has no bearing on the story at all.. its just something stupid they decided to throw in there! cmon give it up! the whole gay train is overly used. ok people are gay lets all move on shall we lol

[starnjuy]

@BigG99 well jk rowling made dumbledore gay since the beginning and it really makes sense his relationship with Grinderwald and his tragic family story but she wouldnt "say it" right away because people would bitch because its a childs book

[BigG99]

@starnjuy well thats exactly what im talking about why even talk about sexuality in a children's book? straight, gay or otherwise.its seems like a forced topic thrown in because its culturally sensitive right now.. kind of weak sauce in terms of necessity.

[6digit]

brokeback hogwarts

[TheYabboAdvertiser]

"It's a magic dildo!"

Haha.

[Zenesjatek]

Not choosing sides here, but according to several of my English professors, characters do not exist outside of their novels. Therefore, if something is not written in the novel, it is not true. For example, if the protagonist is never mentioned having a sibling, then the protagonist is simply an only child. That is also where literary theory comes in. "What IF the protagonist had a sibling?" "I think the protagonist COULD have had a sibling?"

[michaeljfreak]

@Zenesjatek I've heard that too. JKR can say that she Imagined him as gay, but if she didn't write it in a published book she can't attribute it to Dumbledore afterwards.

[eleportso1221]

0:56 why does dumbldores hand look like a penis?

[unkownlad]

its a magic dildo

[PAINmedia]

Anus Cumthelord.... saw a porn movie like that once... never slept since...

[cobolt13]

Harry potter making out with a guy watch?v=5W-s2CSY8Dw

[plopsywhopsy]

which half mother or father - lol

[CapitalBhoy78]

"Once you've learn to stimulate your prostate,you will unlock a Chamber of Secrets that is really quite astounding"

HAHAHA THIS IS BY FAR THE FUCKING FUNNIEST VID ON YOUTUBE HAHA

[DeathIIV]

@CapitalBhoy78 well its true im a gay guy i owuld know :P

[CapitalBhoy78]

@DeathIIV Ever found any gold in there?

[DeathIIV]

@CapitalBhoy78 it wasnt gold just some money ^.^

[KakashiSnapeFan1]

awkward....

[jebaman2000]

ITSA MAGIC DILDO?

[Zsazsa96]

I think it's left to interpretation, no matter what the author says, once a book is released it looses authorship as in we can interpret it however we want. JK Rowling just said she thought of Dumbledore more as gay. I just thought of it, I don't think he is gay at all, he's just an older man.

[0MysteriousStranger0]

@Zsazsa96 Nnnno, I'm pretty sure her character in her story still remains her property to interpret. Copyrighted, actually. And she said he -is- gay, not that she -thinks- of him as gay.

[demon2thousand]

@Zsazsa96 but him being gay fits the story because of his relationship with one of the characters o.O

[shawnajeinga]

how is dumbledore gay

[0MysteriousStranger0]

@shawnajeinga Because JK Rowling said he is. That's how.

[6thgradebully]

This Is Really Really Funny!!!!

[MrJayco97]

classic

[katandzo]

whats that? its a magic dill doo

[crazysam360]

My principal did the exact same thing

[KakashiSnapeFan1]

@crazysam360 O.o i bet that was awkward.

[annie10103]

Damn i would have hated to be Harry then! Thats just fucking awkward!

[xnecroman6]

XD just purely fucking halarious

[skokula2]

Sooo thaaat is why he always liked Snape

[talljanismalicious26]

harry looks like he's had a stroke on the left side of his face.

[alithowl]

...that was rather disturbing.

[riku98523]

but... You know his mother is a giant its in the books O.O

[RichardKleiner]

No, Harry, don't turn your back on Dumbledore!

[SongGal1996]

OMG HARRY HAS NO SCAR! :O

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Eeeew.

[FunkyyPunkyy]

The Way Harry Looks So Akward Loool :D

[dravarian26]

this is't nearly as awkward as i think it should be.

[MothRoom]

Americans fucking up the stereotypical English language.

[Dragonianfire]

LMFAO!! That's the REAL elder wand!

[sourlemon1k]

SO WRONG but i cant stop laughing

[ANIMALcop0403]

....its a magic dildo!... LMAO

[yalinegurl1]

This is so....oh my God

[crayonking9]

lol

[JaackAlbone]

Its a Magic Dildo lool

[YEE941]

I'm glad snape killed that faggot

[MisfitsChannel]

@YEE941

Why?

[MikeTheMaster01]

@YEE941 i hope snape kills ur ignorant arse...

[ANIMALcop0403]

@YEE941 i hate that word... faggot...

[mychroluv63]

i'm crying

[FartFilledBalloons]

There once was a professor named Moody,

Who was craving Harry's white booty,

But his butt-hole was sore,

because of old Dumbledore,

Who said it's his wizardly duty.

[mezavecis]

When i heard news about J.K.Rowlins lame try to make this book even more popular saying that Dumbledor is gay i was like: H'es gay ? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU

[ChainsmokingPothead]

I want more dumbledore gay videos, that's hilarious that he is gay

[Metallica97453]

haha this is hilarious fucked up gay guy.

[Rowan07001484]

it was his mother, she had another son.

[bomberguy06]

disturbing good thing harry left when he could

[ThatOddLittleJoGirl]

his mother!!! fuck tards!! he used to put his father ontop of wardrobes etc!!

[Rowan07001484]

lol what a conversation. a giant man simply couldn't have sex with a normal woman, his penis would be too big for her vagina. hahahah

[LyrikSong]

@Rowan07001484 Actually, that's not true. Silverback gorillas are ginormous, but they have some of the smallest penises for all mammals. A human male's penis is larger than the gorilla's. That just goes to prove my point: the larger a person/man is, not necessarily the larger their penis. That's why a lot of large jocks work out: to compensate for their small penis. (That's actually one of the leading reasons guys work out.)

[kam1kazy]

@LyrikSong Don't worry, kid. I'm sure you'll get muscular arms from lifting those pokemeng cards one day...one day.

[bioexofan]

The real Dumbledore is not gay! Just a guy... Okay, I know, it's true... Fucking story!

[Hidraga]

they are all gay

[locanix]

ha ha

[Cornychicken101]

then dumbledore dies

[sklyrovka]

this is beautiful

[gecko7564]

This was kind of disturbing.

[bomberguy06]

@gecko7564 agree, very

[ilikepie7631]

@gecko7564 yeah, it was.

[Decimator334]

@fullmetalsaiyan I was only kidding about reading Potter, it's a garbage.

[gecko7564]

That, uhh... I can't really explain that.

[LadyYuzuki]

that was awkward..... o.o

[Decimator334]

As a long time Harry Potter fan I was sooo dissapointed to hear that he was gay :(

[Videomaster74]

@Decimator334 hes gay in the movie or in real life huhhh???

[Decimator334]

@Videomaster74 U r gay.

[91pup]

@Videomaster74 the charecter is gay not the actor who plays him

[xdesiire]

@Decimator334 tbh the fact Dumnbledore turned out to be gay wasn;t really suprising at all considering how he would always change hishat at christmas for a bonnet if anyone had one. And i don't really see the problem with him being gay it's not as if it's causing any problems really he just prefers broomsticks over chambers.

[wolffe93]

what is he saying at the end?

[2lumwithu]

I put it in my butt! Still loling

[HerrWarja]

the CHAMBER OF SEACRETS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Aislingnol]

the funny thing is that J.K. Rowling admitted Dumbledore is gay, so yeah

[Cyrus150]

You guys are so immature, why would him being gay automatically make him a pedophile? There wouldn't be vids about dumbledore and hermione with a dildo if she announced he was straight...

[wolffe93]

@Cyrus150 though i would love to see that, if its played by the original actors....

[OblivionGlitcher]

I put it in my butt! lmao!!!

[Nemeres]

Good lord, is this hilarious... Dumbledore's my favorite character, but still...

[flyastarship]

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

GAY MEN MAKE ME FUCKING SICK.

Why couldn't he of been something cool?

Like a lesbian.

[LolaAlb]

THat's disgusting! Some respect for Dumbledore please! He deserved much more than that!

[TheKingOfRuckus]

LoL, this is hilarious.

[purplecucumber18]

ROFLOL! This is great

[lordofthevampaneze19]

ughhhhh!no offense but i didnt need to knw dat!!!

[SnowLeopardQueen]

I always wonder if J.K. Rowling ever see's these. XD

[mezavecis]

@SnowLeopardQueen she saw this and actually said that he's gay :D But that's sad that all world now will be fags

[Metallica97453]

ha ha this is so funny.

[alexeik3]

Harry is thinking: "Dumbledore's got senile. It's time to put him in a home!"

[NolaCeris]

LLLOOLLL

[Sekulamix]

MAGIC DILDO aHAAAHHAAHAHHAHA

[potterspuppetpal]

lolwut?

[shannoncandy]

LOL and Eww and LOL and Eww and LOL

[MrsDanilRadcliff]

did yall just now figure that out???? have you not noticed how he acts???

[Moosocute]

I guess this was Dumbledore's version of "the talk" since Harry never had a father, just his dumb-ass uncle.

[DisneyChannelPromte]

LOL!!!

[killerfox13]

...Chamber of Secrets...oh the pun!

...Where does the "magical" part come in?

[allhailkingryan]

I lold hard

[phantomkitty1234]

they forgot his scar

[WTFjasmine]

@phantomkitty1234 haha im such a nerd i thought the same thing XP

[Moonwalkinthruheaven]

Am I the one who thinks this is creepy? An old man teaching a young boy to be gay?

[TheCheezWizz]

hey kids, don't make me tell your mommies to revoke your internet privileges. play nice in the youtubes.

[Rexgasm]

@TheCheezWizz GOSH WHO ARE YOU MY MUM?

[TheCheezWizz]

@Rexgasm I am the mommom. I have control over all moms.

[teawead]

looooooooooooooooool

[parthor1]

See, when an author makes up something about a character after he/she's already done with the series, it doesn't really work out well because, in this case, Dumbledore never showed ANY signs of being gay in ANY of the books.

And where is Harry's scar?

[sapphyreseraph]

Usually yes, however, in fantasy series, authors regularly update readers with details not in the book. Wheel of Time was a big one. And in Harry Potter, Rowling would tell people things all the time and people would just believe it, what is the Veiled Archway? Oh a one way gate to the world of the dead. That's not in any book, but we believe her. But when she says something now that people DON'T want to believe, then they start saying "That's not in the book".

[jbrulzzz]

lol

[speedstackinggirl]

At least he's not attracted to Voldemort.

[bestmatenumber1]

*cracks up* That was very uncomfortable, but still very funny to watch. Dumbledore was just imparting valuable advice, or that is how I choose to see it.

Harry was priceless.

[chunktuff]

ok so at 1:02 it was funny and i had actually already come to that conclusion once upon a time but still this video is pretty sick and i didnt wanna watch more

[theunsanereaper]

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAH XD

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

I lol'd @ "CHAMBER OF SECRETS"

[vonvier]

a magice dildo

[lovevadimjaclyn]

yeah harry too can talk about sex

[smalloneftw]

-_-''

[annabellemacdonald]

He's gay but not a pedophile ( I think?!)

so this is a little weird.

[Leylaqq]

Well, he just gave Harry a piece of advice, he wasn't flirting with him.

[stayupthere]

Lol, I found this funny.. just how Harry looks really akward from 1:29-39.

[ShadowsScreamAgain]

too bad they tell you in goblet of fire that hagrids mom was the giant...

[Kayleigh55555]

Ok, Dumbledore was gay but this is just sick

[MrOman8585]

@Kayleigh55555 dont u mean is

[Kayleigh55555]

@MrOman8585 Nope, was. He died remember ?

[Norskfreak]

*Sniff* Hm.. ill have to clean that.

[rapturefreak]

this is gay

[LaaFreshHP]

Grindewald was Dumbledore's first and only love.

[potterspuppetpal]

@LaaFreshHP Damn straight he is

[puppysix99]

I love Albus and Gelert together. For some reason, it's addicting.

[alexandrusieg]

haahahaha EPIC !

[angelkitten1221]

bad seriosly

1:harry is foren sounding and has no scar

2:its downright gross

and 3:i think its perverted

[panksuzmuzhu]

OHMGAWD.

O_o

[SvenIsHere]

LMFAO

[crudecritters]

It's not really magic... It just feels really good in your butt

[ilikepie7631]

@crudecritters fag

[mongreletf]

Yeah, because everything else evolving Harry Potter is so real ._.

[EnJoIZeLiFe]

that made my ass hurt from just watching it

[jessicakicksyou]

i laughed so hard.

[duran3d]

Noooooo, it can't be!

[jasmil731]

O_o

Ugh..

Eww.

[iamapygmypuff]

o.O

Ew.

[FunnyJarrow713]

It's his mother. He said he could pick up his father by the age of six.

[TwoPii]

o__Ö the dildo thing was... creepy?

but I also wondered which half of Hagrids parents is a giant.

[mimi911roxs]

O__o?????????

[Drongurinfraskopun]

O_o ?!?

[Theevileye00]

O_o

[carlofabyss]

..... Wow, That Was Weird and Funny.

[Michiez32]

O_O

[Deadfox7777]

i thought the same thing when i was waching the movie

[Cheekycircle]

O_o

[sbP144]

buerghh

[fionalovesparamore]

i shouldnt be laughing at this cuz harry potter is awesome but it is freakin hilarious!!!

[bomberguy06]

o_O

[whoaapoopoo]

o_o

[daisydooker1]

O_o

Creepy...............

[realblublu]

Hilarious.

[kattyen]

Hahaha lol this is so funny xD.

[urugauy]

to mych information! mr and mrs hagrad. EW

[wssher]

lol giant sex!!!

[hokutonanto723]

Harry Potter book 8 also known as "Harry Potter and the Magic Dildo" will be released next year

SPOILER ALERT:

Dumbledore is alive and he will kill everyone with his Magic Dildo, can Harry stop such dangerous enemy?

[crudecritters]

Sounds exciting ... as usual I won't read the book, I'll wait til the movie comes out on video ... or well, wait til it hits cable ... maybe

[ChantalXBitch]

AHA! XD

Lol I can tell you have never read the books. It's said a few times in more than one book that Hagrid's mother was a giantess.

As for Dumbledore being gay - Old news lol. I'm shocked that anyone is just now finding out about this.

Having said that, vid is pretty funny. xD