Idiot Crashes $80,000 Jaguar

[PedroXLG]

he just wanted to do a crooked grind

[hm008vaj]

it's his rapper son's rented car for his music vid. looks like back to the transit for you pops!

[pcs117]

stupid people ... -.-´ ...

[yes333yes]

lol double palm face! 1:09

[sprfly12]

MORON X 10

[MyFunStuffAbc123]

People are so stupid. Get a jack out out of the trunk, lift up the front tire. And drive backwards. The jack will tip over just as the tire hits the pavement. Hell, in my car goofing off in the snow I ended up in a ditch. I jacked the front end up, drove backwards knocking the jack over. Did it again a couple of times. No damage to car or jack (scissor type jack) and I got out in 8 minutes. Ah well... can't say everyone uses their brains! :) Most don't!

[uraldneprvw]

Obviously a woman who had a sex change. It's the only possible explanation.

[Toytoytoyt]

in england they were 30k i dunno how much they were in america

[Acct1941]

@Toytoytoyt they were 55,000 quid for an XK8 convert...

[Toytoytoyt]

@Acct1941 Look i know they weren't because my father has one, a 2001 model

[Toytoytoyt]

@Acct1941 *1St hand

[Acct1941]

@Toytoytoyt I know what they were worth... and obviously a used car they are worth less. When new, it was $74,950 base. For the convert. All the way up to like $84,000 depending on options/ year. depreciation is a given.

[Uzi910]

This guy has talent, that or its possessed

[sonntagsfahrerfan12]

he´s so stupid

[1985vettefan]

who cares its an ugly jaguar

[AvatarOfBlues]

It's Mazda MX 5 - Cabrio - tards -.-

[Lillie1986]

@AvatarOfBlues No it isnt, its an old Jaguar XK8

[junkieSpoon]

awesome song

[AAWWRRFF2020]

song suckssss



[EarForceTutorials]

Look at the way the rear is formed, That does not resemble a Miata...

[baca262]

wtf was he thinking?

[strikerjannis1]

this is actually the only youtube song which doesn't make u want to shoot urself

[4crevis]

Head scratching trying to figure out whats gone wrong... pretty obvious aint it?!

[CaliCal68]

its a miata

[EarForceTutorials]

@CaliCal68 Either your just incredibly stupid or just blind.

Its a Jag...

[CaliCal68]

@EarForceTutorials either you got temper issue or you're a troll. what yr jag? looks like a 99 miata to me

[EarForceTutorials]

@CaliCal68 Theres no way a Miata is that size.

The only thing that makes it resemble a Miata is the windsheild....

[CaliCal68]

@EarForceTutorials

you're definitly stupid and blind

[BleezyBee281]

save the time and skip to 0:35

[eman20083421]

its stuck not crashed. may be a little damage.

[Zimba9810]

wheres the crash?!

[SidStyles]

the cop is laughin to

[Cab0cl0]

Nigger are worse than a white women on the wheel.

[MegaKeithygeorge]

now there's a minute and 21 seconds of my life ill never get back!

[joao11893]

it isn t a 80 00 jaguar is more like a mazda

[draconpost]

WTF? now that's really retarded

[letmejustsay]

loser



[BluStatic]

It's definitely a Jag, but $80,000? More like $8000 lol

[Leo060708]

I highly doubt an XK would be worth $80000 in 2009.

[Belastgeui]

absolute moron

[Milesco]

I'm normally the first person to disparage idiotic driving. But I'm going to come to this driver's defense here: From where he was positioned, the drop-off was almost certainly not visible. There should have been a curb or a railing between the edge of the parking area and the ramp.

[lazyineastla]

I didn't know miatas go for 80,000

[MegaSnoodle]

Lameness start at 0:37

[yamahakid450]

haha look at the rear its to long to be a miata lmao and this is the dumbest shit ever ahahaha

[donzaxspeed]

just made my day

[LastKingss]

looks like a piece of shit to me

[EarForceTutorials]

@LastKingss And what exactly what do you drive that is so fucking better then this car? Your mom's Mini-van? Please.....

[LarZ182]

lame -,-

[neillyf]

It's a mazda MX5

[Daytona426x]

@neillyf umm its a jaguar XKR, 2000- 2004ish model, lol look it up

[neillyf]

@Daytona426x - I disagree

[Daytona426x]

@neillyf and whys that? I promise you, its a Jag. Besides Miata's are way shorter

[jester0646]

I would hardly call that a crash, so he ran it over a small ledge. I am sure with enough people pushing in the front as some one accelerates in reverse they could get back on the road with little to no damage to the car itself. Very lame video

[Glibzer]

Not all are dumb i got 45 million bucks and own 2 lambos murcie and diablo and never crashed / scraped and i have a job unlike someon in a box in nyc

[wafflecopter3]

@Glibzer hahaha sure you do. if thats true make some vids kiddo haha

[john47882]

XD

[dr7asans]

rich with no brains

[darkrx777]

Lame video

[JaNeIsKlarDu]

wheres the crash?

[wbc564]

@dieharderagain

I was about to say, that is not a jag, its a miata!

[bliglum]

Ahh it's just a shitty Jag anyways.. It's resale value plummeted through the floor right after it was driven off the lot. So who cares

[joelshumake]

LOL!



[Tomsuperman12345]

HAMMOND!!!!!!!! >:O

[7Huguito]

pensaba que era una hummer jaja

[DieHarderAgain]

shit on jaguar for makin a 80000 dollar car that looks like a mazda miata

[ionut95Q]

wtf this is a big noob

[verbotenco]

Looks like a rich Middle Eastern shit

[scartowndevil]

@verbotenco Rich Middle Eastern Shit drive better then you and your family combined together! They are the wildest of drives and dont make silly mistakes like this. FYI

[verbotenco]

@scartowndevil Sure. They drive wild to get to the embassy just in time before the car bomb explodes.

[scartowndevil]

/@verbotenco You are a frekin sheep. You'd believe everything the media says. You probably even think that 9/11 was carried out by OB and not an inside job.

[ivan408100]

this video was a waste of my time

[CHTWillCome723]

idiot lol probably doesnt deserve that car

[kest92i]

apprend a conduire !

[tpvalley]

he got in and forgot his surroundings; when he set off he couldnt see the hole or ledge or whatever for his bonnet (hood if u r foreign).

[nypad5]

whyyy is it always finger eleven with paralyzer?! EEYEYYEYEE I HATE THAT SONG

[kamaboko1]

"What curb?! I didn't see a curb"

[smallteacher]

بالعربي حمااااااااااااااار

[LoganZone101]

NOT AN XK8!!!!

[azezrtyuuiopqsdfghjk]

chuck norris style!!

[supramanz]

If that car was 80k he was stupid long before this happened.

[Tonyo1221]

No the idiot is the health and safety dummy who put a drop without railing in what looks like a car park!!

[Bahzad23]

whats the big deal just put it in reverse and move the fuck on

[tavis5500]

@Bahzad23 I don't think you understand how this works. he drives the car off a ledge. he just bent his drive shaft. may have torn a hole in the oil pan. you can't just put it in reverse and move the fuck on. you have to lift that car up and off if you ever want it to be driveable again. so think before you speak. thanks :)

[Bahzad23]

@tavis5500 it wasnt that bad u moron. the left side didnt even hit the curve. if it was really bad wreck then this video wouldnt have got 74 dislikes dumbass..and its not a fuckin $80k car either fuckin piece of shit its not like its a porsche

[tavis5500]

@Bahzad23 yes i know the price is overexagerated but you obviously do not know how vehiclees work. the undercarriadge of a vehicle is the most delicate. plug jags are expensive. anyways if you put half of the wieght of the car on the bottom of the vehicle. there is a most possible chance that you have just overshot your insurance rates. so chill out please internet tough guy. just because you can say bad words to somone trying to explain something to you. thanks. :)

[Bahzad23]

@tavis5500 ive been a car salesman for 32 Years buddy so i think i know a little bit more than you and the information you got from wikipedia do ok? Yes dumb fuck i know the frame is the important but its also strong which means that stupid fuck going at 3 mph hitting the curve will not fucking bend the frame. I've seen cars thats been totaled front and back and the frame was untouched. Have a little class when your talking to a VIP legend like myself ok you son of a bitch?

[tavis5500]

@Bahzad23 well you apear to be mad. i cannot tell whether you are bluffing or not considering what people wil blurt out when they are raging. either way you need to calm down a bit and stop trying to brag buddy. this is the internet. nobody cares about me or you here. right now we are just a couple of idiots arguing over a stupid topic on a stupid video. and if you really were a car salesman you would know better than to "put it in revers and back the fuck off." so please chill out. thanks :)

[Bahzad23]

@tavis5500 im just messing with you bro. i dont even kno wtf im talking about i just enjoy pissing people off on youtube.....

[tavis5500]

@Bahzad23 well you lost. you didnt piss me off. and i made you confess that you were trolling. henceforth i won. if you get a troll to stop trolling and confess you have officially beaten a troll. now how many people do you know than can ACTUALLY beat a troll? not many huh?

[Bahzad23]

@tavis5500 You know the only reason i said that was because i could sense the tone in your message that you were getting scared. You were practically begging me to "calm down please" "we're arguing over a stupid topic please chill out" I then told you that i was messing with you so you could maybe relax, you act like i was gonna find out where u live and kill u. And i don't know what i confessed to or what a troll even is. my best guess is a wagon like a trolly? idk and idc

[tavis5500]

@Bahzad23 okay now you are either really trolling or not internet educated. trolling means you go onto the internet to piss people off or be an asshole. and no i was nor scared i was bieng courtious.

[Bahzad23]

@tavis5500 ow ok i think i get it. Sorry but i don't really spend much time on the internet that much with me having a life and all, so i dont really know that many geek terms. But, so according to your understanding, the only way to beat a "trol" is to sound really apologetic and begging until the trol person feels sorry for you and lightens up so you could maybe relax? Yea i think i get it buddy thanks

[Tomasch]

I always think of the beatles song "do you wanna know a secret" when hearing the first chord of this song

[kaloqn21]

Can somebody tell me song's name?

[TheAcerFerrari4000]

@kaloqn21 Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. It says under the view counter. :)

[Romanqo11]

@kaloqn21 Finger Eleven- Paralyzer

[AirborneMuffins]

lol anyone who would spend 80,000 on a car deserves this!

[usmc2076]

Ladies and gentelmen of youtube.....this goes to prove you can buy anything with money.......except intellegence XD

[BMC1100]

Looks like a wrecking yard.

[NitrousMouse]

This video completely sucks. The music doesnt fit, its too long and there is no crash!

[eddiebruv]

Where's the crash?

[cuwan34]

stupid..

[ozy6]

...what an idiot.....? 0 cordination !

[TheNineveh]

Oh lord

[TesterAnimal1]

Looks more like a $5,000 Mazda

[sixstrings2]

@TesterAnimal1 That's what I was going to say, "It's alright because it looks like a Miata" lol

[KLONIME1001]

@TesterAnimal1 its jag its not miata

[JJrcstuff]

idiot



[TheDezzalution]

who else muted?

[ExcitementBeach]

terrible music stupid video youre a waste

[VladBlok28]

maybe if he wasnt driving from the passenger seat...

[punisher9510]

i love it what a cunt !!!!!!

[ShanesAutos]

Idiot uploads video with false title.

no crash here you tit bag.

[nicholaslamer1]

I like how he tried to back up haha, bad song!

[MASEK360]

HOLY SHIT WHAT AN EPIC CRASH IM DEFINATELY GOING TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOU . NOT

[zachlutes]

MUTE.

[Ratava252]

@MissDumyat It was a joke, I hate this song too.

[gullysquid]

@Ratava252 hate this song too

[acenace24]

I thought it was a Mazda Miata....maybe thats why i didnt buy one

[raddudesweetcool]

I like how he casually gets out and is like " God damn! what fool put that slope in my way"

nob

[brandonp53]

someone cropped a man in this video... that is definitely an act of a woman

[bjcpc0337]

Duh gee Homer what ya think? Damn car crashed itself!! Dohee, I guess it is the owner's problem, uuhhh!!

[serratop]

blind spot, could happen to everybody

[Rebsten]

Pretty crappy video, but what little action there is STARTS at 0:38

[VanMad13]

repo men at its best. should have just kept on goin

[sbasey]

He remembered to steer into a slide.

[Brandonly23]

i did the same thing with my xj6. haha! except it was on the side of a rivene.

[paladain54]

what the heck!!!!!!!! has anyone else noticed hes at a junkyard?????

[vsboy25]

it has a flat under bottom so it has no problem

[Ratava252]

My favorite music in the world. It's rarely used on youtube!

[chris12123212]

in his defence that is in a blind spot from inside the car..still funny

[TheMusicBRASIL]

cars at usa are sooo cheap! a regular car here in brazil is about that price!

[BYasrad]

@ laikros what? you're crazy what does that have to do with this video? that doesn't even make sense!!!!!

[cruzdl123]

no crash....just some under hood damage no big deal

[TheGuyRightBehindYou]

female drivers

[lucernrox]

@TheGuyRightBehindYou r u that blind that u can't tell a guy from a girl?

[s1mm3g]

lol he dident crash it !

[lucernrox]

@s1mm3g he dident ey?

[s1mm3g]

@lucernrox its not a crash.... a crash is like full front into a wall or into a other car... that does some dmg to the car...

[lucernrox]

@s1mm3g damn your dumb.

[NikKast1981]

Blind man......

[evo8daddy]

nice one!!!!!

[Itgibiit]

why do the worst idiots get the best cars man...

[bruhskate]

8 days away from 4\20 probably still feeling them brownies

[hjewell2]

ok



[huffy15]

that's clearly not a crash change the title

[laikros]

Seller" Here Sir,Its your key ,enjoy you new car!"

New owner"Thank you ! I will "

New owner"Damn I should by a Deawoo Tico and let my wife driving it"

[xxxIronLeexxx]

The only thing worse than that is the music.

[wewhippedemdidntwe]

Crap video: Nothing happens for the first 30 seconds or so, the "crash" happens for less than 10, and then nothing happens for the next 35 seconds. Waste of time and bandwidth. Ever heard of editing?

[hillman175]

bitch

[mexicanboy92840]

That's a transvestite for sure. Female shm.....

[ManThePants]

the comment below mine was added by a woman

[Sallyallie89]

Interesting how when a MAN does something stupid in a car, other men still comment by saying crap like "that's a she-male." GET OVER IT YOU IGNORANT A**HOLES TELLING ME ONLY WOMEN CAN MAKE MISTAKES WHILE DRIVING! MEN DO IT TOO! Common sense people. Common f***ing sense. Use logic. Not all men can possibly be 100% fault free from driving. I see you morons making aggressive and dangerous moves on the roads constantly.

[kennyboyke]

buy a mazda MX-5

[Euerle92]

stupid should of remembered the curb was there....cus you couldn't see it over the hood.

[SanderKristensen95]

I'm guessing thats a she-male based on the driving skills..

[snupers]

isnt that jeremy clarkson? :D

[ruskiroma]

@snupers no cuz Jeremy would not let off the gas lol he would let it fall

[redbull69cl]

@snupers holy crap,it looks like him

[jacksonguitarman]

@snupers nah he wouldn't be dumb enough to put those wheels on them

[madjimms]

Just drive backwards & this guy would have been fine.... I doubt there is enough damage....

[chris2010]

and the idiot getting lucky because nothing happens to the car

its a hard spot where the car lays on the ground 

[MrBodubs]

the dumbass of the day award goes to you sir!

[AlexRedsell]

moron.

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

is he kinda blind or sth? how could he not see that there is no ground?:D

[ito6722]

dude try whith bicikle.

[scoutsnpr761]

stupid shit

[akc121783]

LOL @ 0:48 you see the "Fuck" head nod.

[FARANTO3473]

sparati in testa

[chrospoke]

douchebag

[caiovarela]

Oh, sorry... They only can crash US$20,000 cars...

[Cruddy76]

LoL I have done something similar.. except it was night time, raining and in a 600 dollar shitbox. =)

[polipochilegge]

ahahah LOL poor him! he was thinking to be in a Need for speed videogames!

[leonanim]

You just can't help stupid!

[aaronbassist146]

Goooood byyyyeeee transmission/drivetrain! =)

[europe0wnz]

@aaronbassist146 your an idiot.

[aaronbassist146]

@europe0wnz

How so? The transmission and drivetrain are toast.

[europe0wnz]

@aaronbassist146 the transmission have preset places in the car thats higher then the body, his car is just wedged on the curve, its not touching his transmission.

[europe0wnz]

@aaronbassist146 same goes for the drivetrain.

[tsohmas]

@aaronbassist146 toast

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