Family Guy-Package for Quagmire.

[TRUEBLUEGIRL101]

I got a package for you to

[BlueTheBirdy]

Who else but Quagmire? :D

[nb45001]

quagmires the best in family guy

[Labyethan]

@nb45001 He needs his own show.... Cleveland shouldn't have one!

[nb45001]

@Labyethan well no.I wouldn't like to see quagmire leave family guy.Hes already funny in that.I hope the cleveland show gets cancelled so cleveland can return to family guy.

[Labyethan]

@nb45001 True... I would like the others from Cleveland show.... His family maybe.... That midget guy, i liked him, i liked the redneck but the bear.... I fucking hate the bear....

[pedro6199782]

@nb45001 ya why the fuck did they do a show about cleveland !? it should've been about quagmire

[Toerme]

@pedro6199782 No, then he would disappear from the ordinary Family Guy... Cleveland was a good choice. Better make a spin-off around a character that wouldn't be as missed (Y)

[ww3iscomin2u]

i gotta package for you too!!! all right!!!

[MultiPAVEL86]

he get that shit often so he got immunity

[HerecomestheCalavera]

So the whole Quagmire is a ladys man is just a front to cover up the fact he has such a small penis!

[indyfan22k]

@HerecomestheCalavera EXACTLY.

[ggrt43]

which episode is this



[SmashLiXs]

@ggrt43 nope i don't see it

[fernandopox]

I hate when I fart and some shit comes out.

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@fernandopox ....What, the actual fuck?!

[Romansssz]

for moment I thought the girl was the package. Lol

[cenasuxundertaker]

press 6 for allllright

[mamaLuigi68]

It's the opposite instead of dog it's a pervert crazy for women

[MrQuickSqueez]

I did this once to a UPS chick and she started laughing at me. T_T

[blackcry22]

@MrQuickSqueez why the package wasn't complete or was it late on delivery?

[MrQuickSqueez]

@blackcry22 It was a pretty small package

[blackcry22]

@MrQuickSqueez then you should've told her to hold on to it for a bit, it could've been a better view.

[LeilaMeat]

0:20 he runs just like pedobear! XD

[SmashLiXs]

@LeilaMeat i don't see the resemblence

[LeilaMeat]

@SmashLiXs LIES

[SmashLiXs]

@LeilaMeat whaaaaat?

[LeilaMeat]

@SmashLiXs U LIEEE. you know there's a resemblance....

[JusticecrewLukas]

0 0  O

[ImmaVegit0]

ZOMG LOOK AT HOW MANY ALIKES THOSE TOP 6 COMMENTS HAVE

[Rand00mThing]

OMG silly girl. Everyone knows his penis is his horocrux.

[JustTonightx]

the top comment in capitals is really creepy

[CAZPERsayz]

my friend has the same immunity, but it isnt pepper spray its aids

[atariman72]

WHER HIS DICK?? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[freestytle93]

Which episode is this??

[flashfith]

@freestytle93 I think this is a deleted scene

[visiondevil21]

Uhh, Get a tan

[Jermz1997]

Crips.

[TheMajorGaara]

chris - EMO

[schleprock69]

i got a package for you too!!!!!

Awesome!!

[fancyflavour]

Quagmire doesn't have nipples...

[iLoveMegGriffin06]

Quagmire the FAGmire!

[purehaloman8334]

Who else but Quagmire! He's quagmire! quagmire, giggity giggity giggity lets have sex! *o*

[BoyGangster13]

no description available

[BoyGangster13]

+LAUGHING+



[BOHghostman]

Does he have an immunity of getting kicked in the balls too?

[kakokapolei123]

@BOHghostman let's find out

[xirvin92]

my comment has immunity to thumbs up

[LeperMessiahHD]

@xirvin92 stfu

[2000Tobbe]

I KNOW HE WHOULD SAY THAT!!!

[TheMisfitsramones]

HIS DICK IS LIKE THE DISLIKE BAR 1 INCH

[TyranntX]

27 people didn't develop an immunity

[floppsythemoppsy]

@Cats101011 im so scared i read at least 29 of those chains emails. look at me now bitch im alive! oh look a titty cock sucking bitch!

[kohakuspirit]

His penis appears to be so minute that its not even detectable by average human vision.

[liglugtheslug]

HOW DID HE BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY?

[villamayor83]

@liglugtheslug probably after so many times he's been hit with pepper spray

[HMSAAB]

@liglugtheslug He saw meg for a week straight.

[indyfan22k]

@HMSAAB that doesn't work he and meg had a thing last month.

[smacker261]

@HMSAAB But the wierd part about it is he wants to sleep with meg....

Proof: "Hey meg, you 18 yet?"

[Virus2020]

@liglugtheslug

He must have been pepper sprayed so many times that it doesn't even affect him anymore....and besides, it's Quagmire, what do you expect?

[Runenschuppe]

@liglugtheslug Well, pepperspray burns in the eyes. But you can actually get used to it, if you get sprayed often enough. Some Special Forces for example get trained in that.

[OkamsRazer]

@Runenschuppe indeed. its resisted by a scarring of the mucous tissues such that it no longer hurts as much, though personally I wouldnt wanna go to that extreme myself. I would much rather just wear some damn goggles :)

[BOB82352]

@liglugtheslug its a cartoon, thats how

[Udany147]

@liglugtheslug He got sprayed a lot.

[anAntagonist]

@liglugtheslug you spray a little quantity on your face everyday, ARP trainned soldiers do this,, so after few months it make a real difference. You vecome totally immune to this.

[PlaystationHome2011]

Becus Hes a GIGIGTY pervert! lol

[compkin]

@liglugtheslug Lots of exp

[grimreaper957]

@liglugtheslug he got spayed so many times....

[Saikejo]

lols *opens the door with boxers on* *closes the door* *opens the door without anything on* lols haha mad funny

[Jackson221787]

@khaleelabdulkarim you my friend just made my day a LIVIN' HELL SO FUCK OFF!

[ThemOldaBoys]

Remember when Quagmire was like that? Remember that was his only reason for being a character?

[MrSimonono]

Quagmire doesn't have a penis.

[LOLGmod]

Who Else But Quagmire?!?!?

[insectlover602]

@EPICcodTIMES or IS he....

[lumberj23]

Im confused about Quagmire:

Why he needs a gown?

[MegaMouseSEC]

Nice try but I built up an immunity.

[DeadlyHitman2]

@MegaMouseSEC we heard.....

[SinuousCleric73]

u wonder wat was in the pakage

[trickest1923]

@SinuousCleric73 maybe sex toys idk

[jakassme]

you have to spray him in the penis

.

i had to get top comment for saying this agian cause it dispeared

[jamesdante1101]

@jakassme that sucks because that happens to me alot. from my past experience using the same comment more than once doesn't ever work.

[HMSAAB]

@jakassme I bet you felt so cool cause you got the top comment for the first time ever

[SuperGorak]

@HMSAAB Ironic that his comment is the first one shown here because of your response.

[jakassme]

@HMSAAB nope i got the best comment on sheldons best laugh two

[HMSAAB]

@jakassme omg, sad.

[jakassme]

@HMSAAB it was about howd i get here from family guy dumb a//

[Chex2331]

@HMSAAB

haters gonna hate

[GiniPig95]

@HMSAAB

... DX Are you a troll? :(

[12NadaSurf12]

@GiniPig95 you fail you dont know the definition of troll. your probably one of those people who says the gayest saying on earth: "you be trollin"

[GiniPig95]

@12NadaSurf12

I was gay till I saw your comment

[12NadaSurf12]

@GiniPig95 cool story bro.

[Gotmilk0112]

@HMSAAB u jelly?

[darthspeaks]

@HMSAAB I'm on my 8th top comment. I have no paycheck in the mail yet for it. It's like getting an achievement in World of Warcraft.

[theheadsetnation]

@jakassme That's I because took it from you sorry about that.

[66ott7]

The best is when he starts chasing the van.

[TheEpicPlumberz]

Why dont i ever get the top comment

[jamesdante1101]

@TheEpicPlumberz It's easy just be innovative don't use comments that everyone uses. Use something that appeals to the crowd and not just yourself

[94SwedishGuy]

@TheEpicPlumberz Why do you want the top comment in the first way?

[jakassme]

quagmire the rapper 

[halloweenfan92]

can you get imunity from pepper spray?

[dmq696]

@halloweenfan92 yeahhh but u need a lot of exposition

[VodkaDude100]

Delivery Women: "Package for Glen Quagmire"

Quagmire: "Oh eh- excuse me.... I got Package for you to all right!!" LMAO!

[theheadsetnation]

Glenn Quagmire: The Penis Whisperer 

[zseartcc25]

@theheadsetnation

no no. The Vagina Whisperer.. He would be gay the other way

[theheadsetnation]

@zseartcc25 He's bisexual so who cares

[TheYemeniDude]

@John1644466 Maybe she was delivering something from the kitchen loool

[CascadeTheWarrior]

@John1644466 You mean why is quagmire not in a kitchen.

[b1njjj95]

@John1644466

Why aren't you in the kitchen? Same reason why she isn't. You have two arms and two legs, get up and go make yourself a sandwich.

[Ryanlauph]

@John1644466 Because Quagmire ordered a sandwich.

[EPICcodTIMES]

you know, i have the stangest feeling. quagmires not a virgin

[5690dresser]

@EPICcodTIMES  OR IS HE LOL

[GeneralPainClips]

@EPICcodTIMES

OHOO ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAID THAT HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS IN A SARCASTIC TONE WHEN HE ALL READY KNEW OHOO !!

[Gokunugget]

OK king of the hill and family guy have very similar characters hank and peter are the main characters boomhour and quagmire are both perverts bill and cleveland are divorced and joe

[PlanetIrks]

WARNING: AVOID QUADMIRE'S HOUSE AT ALL COSTS.

[PRO210621]

hahahaha

she thought he was gonna put some clothe's on

[isaska100]

What episode?

[TheYouranapple]

he doesnt have a penis

[arcadeportal32]

@TheYouranapple He ****ed girls so much he lost it

[neoptolemos1995ga]

All right!!

[Xestantial]

Poofy shorts are poofy

[misslushmenot]

LOL

[ferbfan12]

of only he had an immunity on wall street.... to soon?

[lolhaha869]

Quagmire is as epic as barney stinson and charlie sheen! WINNING!½

[deadlizard64]

@lolhaha869 I think you mean WINNING² aalriight!

[lolhaha869]

@deadlizard64 YES :D

[justinmo10]

Wierdo

[mrfixit1954]

WTF?

[MrDavidC94]

giggity giggity, giggity

[MrQuagmire100]

and there he goes of to the wonderful places just like Superman but more awesome

[ARavingLooony]

who else but quagmire?

[Guitarsearcherxgen]

Vagina Boob

[iGnusey]

It was very funny to chase the delivery van down the road. Quagmire, you are my hero.

[awesomeskierboy]

shit! now i have to find1997goblue's comment, and then this will end up as a top comment and then i'll look like a douche....i hate my life.

[JamaicaItalia]

@awesomeskierboy youre an asshat. legit asshat. you dont need to find 1997goblue's comment. look at uploader comments. go try to be funny somewhere else. like the numa numa video.

[awesomeskierboy]

@JamaicaItalia legit is not a word. it`s LEGITIMENT. and yes, yes i am,.

[Snaxxx2013]

@awesomeskierboy Legit is like saying Swag its shorter than saying the actual word

[awesomeskierboy]

@Snaxxx2013 true...

[Dannyboyyay]

I wish I had that damn imunity.

Not to use it for rape, but just for a "TAKE THAT, BITCH, WHERE'S YA' PEPPERSRPAY NOW, HUH!?" effect.

I seriously hate pepperspray.

[1SavageDragon1]

lol, loves how he puts his clothes back on for the chase.

[ZAZYAX]

@lawlfreekhatestrolls There are two top comments but they weren't stated as top comment because the uploader was involved in them.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@lawlfreekhatestrolls TITTIES!!

[DarnedNut]

lol that is sooo me when i get bf3 in the mail tomorrow lol

[FunnyCrazii]

why does he always have no genitals

[jakassme]

you have to spray him in the penis

[Pretison]

@jakassme ohhh....that makes the penis angry

[VashWolfwood1]

@jakassme he probably built an immunity to that too.

[hydropen1]

@jakassme If he has one.......................

[jakassme]

@hydropen1 of couse he does how does he get all the girls pregent

[katthowell]

@jakassme lol good one

[jakassme]

@katthowell thx i cant belved i got the top comment lol

[Goldenfur12698]

@islotv I meant like a penis.

[KittenCat2223]

Where's his penis?

[blasterbuster3000]

He'd better hope to God he's got an immunity to STD's with his track record...

[Golemoid]

hmmm so this is why his face looks this way

[crabbieappleton]

The Continental is the original mace-resistant ladies man. 

[Evanbrijs]

That girl has such an annoying and dumb look on her face.

[11TyDye]

We need Chris to go bad again

[Goldenfur12698]

Anyone else notice he didn't actually have a package...

[islotv1]

@Goldenfur12698 it was on the porch

[1997goblue]

lol i built up an imunity

@HMSAAB 1995 actually the 1997 is just to represent the year michigan last won the national title well half of one damn nebraska lol