QI "The Heinz Story"

[uzmakikunai1]

I had baked beans on toast for dinner... oh dear...

[Ugli2006]

I'm not going to look at baked beans the same way again...

[samthepsycicclam]

Phil the last thing you want to do when you walk in on someone wanking is offer them fresh ground pepper, please tell me someone else gets this joke or I'm gonna feel sad and deranged.

[adi87tya]

Haha I love how the women don't find this funny at all.

[jhvidss]

u wont see or hear that on a hienz advert lol

new snobby beans from heinze !!

[Lebannalim]

Alan Davies reminds me of Jimmy Page so much it's ridiculous.

[joellynmorgan]

"Ohhh no...oooh (:"

XD ahahaha

[Kaleid7]

Beanz meanz wankz.

[Growlertrim]

Wanks 'n' beans!

[caspian1993]

Heinz beans...never again.

[HotinthePants92]

Alan looks like he should be a drummer in a band with that hair style! :D

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

Alan's hair!!!

[TwilightandBieberfan]

Oh Alan,

I love beans

[s1y2l3v4i5a6]

LOL, when that guy is all like "I used to put boiling hot cheese..." I was like WOAH!

[TAfan2]

Alan at the end... HAHAHAH!!! xDDDDDDDD

[Haeronthegreat]

The look on Alan Davies' face there <3

[FreedomValentine]

I will never eat beans with a straight face ever again.

[andysanj]

lol at alans hair!

[andyc992]

what was this episode? and which series? cus the best bit is at the start when they're explorers lmao!

"somerset" hahaha

[SerPinkKnight]

How many people have tried this after watching QI?

[2007PHATE]

ME!

[Stevie2Sxc]

erm...not me?

[Metatality]

@SerPinkKnight 2 people apparently

[D3w10n]

@SerPinkKnight Hahaha 144 for now xD

[SonSkoji]

I am speechless. I just spent a minute with my jaw hanging open at that. Then the laughter kicked in.

[aarandir]

Beans beans they taste so good,

Beans beans as only they could,

Beans beans they taste so funky,

So put them on your knob when you spank the monkey.

[PolverUnK]

No! I can't understand what Stephen says he was doing with beans (i'm italian, sorry) and I lost all the joke! Please somebody could write out? thanks :)

[Lita123456789]

the guy that was nicknamed heinz was caught in his room masturbating with baked beans all over his penis, hope thats a little clearer for you :-)

[PolverUnK]

Oh, thank you! Yes, this is precisely what I thought, but i just couldn't catch the words properly...

[chrisofnottingham]

"He had a mound of baked beans all over his nob and he was wanking in it"

[annikee59]

beans beans they're good for your heart

the more you eat em the more you fart

the more you fart the better you feel

so eat your beans at every meal!

[magicsmelly]

beans beans the musical fruit

the more you eat the more you toot

the more you toot the better you feel

so eat your beans for every meal

[rnpcarter]

beans beans make oyu smart,

the more you eat, the more you fart,

the more you fart, the more you eat,

the more you sit on the toilet seat!

[efagels]

no its beans beans good for the heart.

beans beans the musical fruit

the more you eat the more you toot

the more you toot the more you eat

the more you sit on the toilet seat

[rnpcarter]

Well there are many different versions, and I haven't recited this poem since I was about 7 so sorry if I forgot the lines.

[ituyok]

LOL Mind you!

[Vuurvogel2]

"The pleasure of the Beans".

That's as close to poetry as it gets! Fantastic!

[KingLofiOne]

@Vuurvogel2 "The pleasure of the beans" reminds me of "the silence of the lambs"....wait a sec, wasn't there a famous quotation going something like this:

Hannibal Lecter: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some FAVA BEANS and a nice chianti."

Good Lord.

[spazzing]

My Dieu!

[willtdotnet]

spazzing, he's saying mind you

[spazzing]

lol okay but if he did say it, I wouldn't expect less because he's a funny guy.

[yourfaceandmum]

he makes more fame and friends in a day that you in a year, so take your sorry arse out of here.

[winstonmaiow]

Ha ha, excellent comeback....

[FamilySimFemale]

@yourfaceandmum That rhymed! :)

[jackh4eva]

I saw this one, it was hilarious at the time and it still is.

[garlic0punani]

might give that a go ;)

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

what are you, 4 years old?

[BritainVthatsme]

My brothers always sang it: "Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans with every meal!"

Wonder why...

[AnimeBabe2k8]

i ish eating beans right now :L :D

[seekmeout]

sameee

[jamierourketen]

beanwank! lol!

[Elysiumfire]

Beanz Meanz Heinz

[GlennMarkReuben]

Don't be hard on the beans, mum...!

[dearkheart]

beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you to- get pleasure from

[hufsa]

I love this show!!

[viridismonasteriense]

jessica (stevenson)hynes! The guys are having the time of their lives with those jokes, but the women just smile, slightly not amused, but they get the joke.

But its hilarious, nonetheless!!

[annenonymus]

gives "feeling full of beans" a new meaning. Such a funny story.

[QuiteIgnorant]

"what kind of culinary accident do you have to have to discover the pleasure of the beans?" hahahahaha

[cosmicdustbunnee]

black pepper sir?

[Tzelemel]

I loved this scene when it first aired. Absolutely hilarious!