Singles Awareness Day

[Socoolscienceshow]

I have sexual intercoarse with my self quite offten. You gotta love yourself before you can love others!

[tompaultompaul]

Well done, well acted, it was an act right??? loved it

[hitmanexpress]

Single Awareness Day = SAD, say no more.

[20pesos]

He`s sexy

[hannes1813]

I hope I don't have to celebrate it again next year. I've finally had a date! Wooo

[radrubberduck]

Ahh!

that's totally what i call it!

[Paulosoy]

jajaja!!

[anotherbuttercup]

lol you look like Michael Palin! (and that's a compliment...)

[shweps5]

hahaha,

 i really like the accent that you're putting on!

[jbull05]

Haha! That was hilarious!!!

[hannes1813]

Hahaha. Yeep, looks like I celebrated s.a.d, again this year. Bugger valentines day.

[iamdaniela]

S-A-D.... not that it is sad to be single... but so appropriate in Roger's case!

I hate Valentines day... its so cheezy!

makes me sick, Bleh!

[McCaler]

I don't know if that is "Singles awareness day". That's more like something that anyone can do almost everyday. I don't mean to sound negative, but it just doesn't sound any different.

[GretchenDawntreader]

LOL the word to type to unlock further comments just now was "subbedgit"

So is it an omen? Are you a sub, or subbed? You don't seem like a git. Or maybe I am.

MASTURBATION! Say it proud. Be brave like Jocelyn Elders. Oh wait, it got her fired. But still, rather brave.

[GretchenDawntreader]

bubble bath. It's not just for the ladies.

[darkknight151]

you sexy piece of shit

[GrahamAndFriends]

well done RB.

[Chaingunkill]

If you're single on Valentines, just go out with the rohypnol, knock-up at will. Then it's Beethoven's 'William Tell Overture' as we make a hasty dash from some violated females and the coppers over the fences, through the gardens, and down the alleys.

Ah, blissful.

[beutelkompost]

@ chaingunkill

I'm not a native English speaker, but your comment sounds interesting. could you put it again in simpler words?

please?

[Chaingunkill]

I'm not really being serious with that comment, but, the extreme way of getting a date for valentines is;

drug a girl with rohypnol, have sex (very illegaly) with her, then imagine 'William Tell Overture' is playing in your head as you run as fast as you can away from the women and the police.

Not that I essentially do that, I'm just a cynical bastard.

[beutelkompost]

Ah now I get it - thank you!

P.S. did you know that there even is a SIMPLE ENGLISH WIKIPEDIA for people like me? really it's part of the regular Wikipedia.

[Chaingunkill]

didn't know that no. Cheers for the info anyway, drop me a message if you ever need some thing which sounds odd translating/re-wording

[beutelkompost]

thank you Chaingunkill, you're too kind

[DigitalxFilmer]

I loved it, still upset but loved it =) funny as hell

[beutelkompost]

funny as a joke, but sad if it were real

[honeyheartzz]

Singles Awareness Day. I love it! lol

[zensorship]

one could print that on undies

...well nobody would read it, but anyway...

[honeyheartzz]

I'd certainly read it if it were on your undies ;) lol

[hannes1813]

Well, this gave me a larf, but i'm still sad. It's just that time o' the year. I hate mondays, and valentines day. HOLY CRAP: if valentines day was ever on a monday, the world would explode!

[beutelkompost]

it's Valentine's Day AGAIN!!

[HumanHarmonica]

The accent is great.

[ex0duzz]

bust a cap in your motherfucking ass BeeEeEYaAaAaaaTCH Mother fucker

[3ugeneGreene]

Are you retarded?

[aundybkoo]

I think he is sexy! He shouldn't be single! hahaha

[queenie0111]

Hey you look good when you have long hair.

[camjamesmusic]

hilarious!

[SerbWarrior4]

hahahahaha

But what always gets me laughing is:

,,Riverbasil you sexy piece of shit!''

hahahahahahahahahaha

[ysosadpandabear]

wow.

[gunzbaby26]

LOL!

River basil you are hilarious!

I will say funnier than those 2 random girls who botched up the "do you poach your roach" thing at the thai place =P .

Definately Subscribing.

Love The Blonde =]

[twirler2012]

Hah.

my friends mocked some of this video.

this video is hillarious.

check out the remake on mine.

[Euphemist]

HAHAHA. Haha. Ha.

Oh gosh.

[superstatic27]

celebate!! and no i did not spell that wrong

[MauriceFlower]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hans! The friendly viking in Sweden.

[EllzC0]

yh i know...

the people who did it won the contract thingy-bob

Congrats i think lol

your idea is Popular with card shops!

[EllzC0]

This was on the Apprentice(the show) when they made greeting card task

:O they watch Youtube

[riverbasil]

WHAT?!

[MediaWatch007]

Cool lol

[NoPlaceQuiteLikeHome]

haha was that a welsh accent? :)

[claushah]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with mastering yourself. I do my best to master myself on a daily basis. LOL! Yay! for making ourselves happy. =-)

[DaisyBella4]

heyy nick =D

LOVE THIS VID!! i cant acually do a response cause i hav a secret bf...LOL (joking?)

[loqutor]

We shall call it: masturdating!

[misshookedonchronic]

lol hella funny

[J14ernandez]

WTF

[electroscience]

That's funny.

Good work. You made me laugh.

[nefertum]

Yes, awesome!

[LilithEnthroned]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Holy shit that was hilarious yet depressing

[coineineagh]

very well done. enjoy your celebration, and other -ation.

[stopthrm]

This makes me feel so bad to be single. I know its a joke but I just feel more bad than I did before...

[jack9911]

homo/perv/pedo/LOSER!

[Elk4758]

lol

[bobstockstill]

thats perty funny

[nalts]

This was BRILLIANT. Can't believe I just found it.

[TheHill88]

At one time in our life we are all S A D. : )

[ohworldgirl]

Singles Awareness Day - that title in itself is hysterical.

[ljbxx]

yeah you can watch movie twice ...very economical dont touch woman..

you will use more money for that sin..

she got devil hole....

[operaticthrottle]

haaa..

i <3 this video.

Very believable...good acting! ;)

[annachips]

Rogers brilliant very good

[DebbieVicari]

Cute! lol...

[thatsillyaustralian]

LMAO

[filberttyrannus]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in AGES!!

"...with myself." "I don't like a stigma attached to it..." [SNORT]

[dannyjonesmysoulmate]

haha i love how the accect changes

[ELLEandEM]

S.A.D.---I love it :)

[TheMeltingSnowman]

HAHAHA! Do my ears deceive me or is there a little bit of Welsh in you? Or was that Tom Jones? ;) I miss you too. back soon, promise.

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[blahk04]

Haha roger doodlidoo

[harrytropss]

wots wi' the geordie at t'end?

[DevilChickin]

YAY

PMSL

ROFL

LMAO

[ohyeahhm]

glad he has taken up the enormous or small depending on what hes working with to alleviate the explosion of children in the world.. no celebration or awards yet but.. you never know

[Vidnasty]

Mind you, I know it is supposed to be a joke rebelling against the traditions of that day (A day that will haunt me), but whoever devised Singles Awareness Day was asking for it to be ridiculed when you look at it's initials...S.A.D.

Anyone feel like singles are viewed as sad?

[NeceKidd]

Lmao.

[90MillionMiles]

Perhaps you would have better luck with the ladies if you didn't grab your crotch in public. Just a thought. The video was funny though.

[JackRussellTerrier2]

Guys who aren't "getting any" are made to feel like pariahs by mainstream society. It's no wonder they're killing themselves.

[selflessfufillment]

you look so perfect!!!

[xxxXSharpShooterXxxx]

rofllmao

[antoekneeohh]

lmao!

[BoboBerlinsky]

Get a girl from an escort service. It's cheaper and most importantly, you don't have to listen to any bitching and whining the rest of the week! ...reality...

[izatkhairizat]

singles should go clubbing on v.d.

get urself tipsy, find a partner and dance together on the dance floor and there u go.. u wont find urself alone anymore for that night.. haha..

[G0ndi]

hAHAHAH "i go home and have... sexual intercorse... with myself, ok its masturbation"

[LifeIsABigPuzzle]

Funny!!!!!

[ploopyfaceplant]

riverbasil you sexy piece of shit!

best ending ever!

[ProfessorFIGJAM]

Hey, u single ppl are lucky! Valentines day is such a pain in the arse day...

[varsitymeg]

haa im so happy to see

that i am not the only person

who calls it

singles awareness day.

=]

[BLUBBAGUT]

dude yuo are so handsome and sexy

i dont believe you are single for 2 minutes

[Coventina77]

I love your accent, it is sexy. and so are you! =)

[StrychninePoisoning]

Very nice

[chasity24]

yay you got featured

[xaviermeng]

applaud

[SeventhSun]

Population reduction is not a bad thing you know.

[JackRussellTerrier2]

Damn right! If everyone, or all but a few remain celibate, the Earth can begin to repair herself.

[SeventhSun]

Sad to hear that you are alone. I don't mind giving you a hug you know ^_~

(Glad my girlfriend is downstairs and she didn't see me type this but oh well this is what I felt like doing for you anyway. Okay I gotta go out now hee hee, sssssh...)

[SeventhSun]

You mean you're going to kill yourself just because you are single or you feel life sucks? Come on!

[Ndon138]

no not really i will kill other people frist and save the last round for myself

[SeventhSun]

Be strong ^_~

I'm sure you are a tougher guy than that.

[chessplayersmate]

Something you may not know, but I'm sure you do riverbasil. Singles Awareness Day is actually something, a joke really, that's been around for awhile. I first heard it from my sister's ex-boyfriend/best friend on v-day about 7-9 years ago... one of those 3

[poppinpopcorn97]

lol hillarious and a bit disturbing

[babboonkill]

shaddup

[gundamgravezero]

Dandy

[lili4trees]

haha.

very nice.

[kellybean678]

i love that guy's accent.

[infernoxangel]

xD It indicates that you are scottish/idian/welsh/and spanish. xD I celebrate S.A.D. now!! :D My mate bought me a cookie because I told her about it. WOOH free stuff yay.

[riverbasil]

I call it an "international accent"... ^_^

[loqutor]

We shall call it...masturdating!

[nesta19838485]

Yeah right, single equals get laid lifestyle. I wish. Also if you're stuck with one person you should be getting laid all the time. Unless that person is cheating on you.

[bubblebuzz57]

if you could, could u please check out my videos because i could do with a few views/comments/subscribers if you want...

it would be much appreciated, thanks alot, Luke

[harrytropss]

ok...............

[julianjulianjulian7]

I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH

[jennalovee]

WATCH MY VIDEOSS!

[SeventhSun]

jennalovee NO!

[AlexisL33]

wow ppl r taking this very seriously.

[paisleypower30]

Singles Awareness Day, LOVE it! LOL

[superskh]

learn to spell. "disgusts" is the word yer looking for. and this is meant as a joke, ur taking it too seriously.

[peeenisss]

who the fuck are you talking to, whore?

[superskh]

this is not trying to put down single people. It's only trying to make them feel better about the loneliness they might feel because all the couples are running around hugging and kissing and shit. around this time of year is when I'm reminded of the fact that the guy I really like has a girlfriend and that he's never liked me and never will.

[peeenisss]

who sees couples hugging and kissing anywhere? if you do, LOOK THE OTHER WAY. don't just stand there staring and feeling sorry for yourself you creepy losers. get over it, fags. so you don't have some bitch trying to run your life. boo fucking hoo. and ladies: if you don't have a man it's because you're fat and ugly. fix that and you'll get one. trust me, it's all that matters. love? what a joke. you retards.

[mpontheair]

It's hard to do that when they're fucking EVERYWHERE!

[tomasiscool]

you can tell when a guy is cool if his username is penis.

[swimgirlsown]

thats mean =(

[gamegeek47]

o................k

[ZaGreatRandini]

Happy S.A.D. everyone!!!! =D

[theshakl]

"it's very selfish i must admit, but i love it so"

hahahaha

[Aristotle72]

haha you sexy piece of shit! lmao

[moggmaniac]

happy(?) Single Awareness Day!

[Lemonpop21]

lmao

sad is the best day ever!

[Adriannnnnnnn]

haha groovy

[AeroJunkie20]

way singles portrayed shittily...reminds me why I hate being single, but that said I will celebrate your holidary this year.

[KickThePj]

River basil you sexy piece of shit, you've been featured globally! Whats that now, 4 timse? :P

[loopafox]

Fucking funny, so good cant wait to see more!! please more!!

[BerryjuiceSmudge]

lol funny! XD

[randomo122]

why are singles stereotyped as 'nerdy wankers;?

[SirRoastalot]

Because they are??

[Dakbok]

Oh yeah? Correct me if I'm wrong -- but doesn't singles = get laid lifestyle, and relationships = stuck with one person?

[SeventhSun]

Well, me and my girlfriend don't celebrate the actual Valentine's Day because it is very commercialized.

How ironical that every other single day for the rest of the year counts as Valentine's Day for both of us.

[KakarotoXT]

funny

[Ish55]

heh

[Vidnasty]

Happy Singles Awaress Day!

[duckmanx88]

lol british people r hilarious

[welcomestranger]

well, that was weird... 1 minute later and there are 11 other featured vids above yours...

[welcomestranger]

Riverbasil goes glooooooooooooballllllllllllll­llllllll! congrats man! :)

[darklittlegoose]

Is it just me, or does his accent change throughout?

[riverbasil]

it does haha

[butbutb]

its been done

[Scarumaster]

Get a lady, cut your hair, buy some nice clothes and go to the gym! lol

Funny.

[riverbasil]

I agree... it needs to be done :P

[gibax]

haters are hating vigorously

[skwaky]

You're a mixsual midget.. grow up and be one of2 without exposing yourself to the world, coz no one really cares. Valentine is just a production and excuse to promote more homosexuality in the world):

[princexavier]

nonsense

[variouscooldotcom]

v=BD66wA8oo0M

[xXxAfterShockxXx]

This guy is BaWlInG!!! You have no idea. He Gets ALLLL the girls =P

[PiratePorty]

lol finally a funny featured video!! :D :D

Singles Awareness Day hahahhaaa

[il0vej0emama]

I love this!

[RichieLivingston]

That was kind of fu... well it was a little... no, no that wasn't funny at all.

[MoTox115]

wow.......ur gay get a life and a g.f man

[rainbowyarn]

Why on Earth would he need a girlfriend if he were gay?

[riverbasil]

I agree!

[MattieCooper]

LOL! Great one!

[er22ick]

very funny

[bigmclovin]

what a funny queer

[EricSchwin22]

Thank God I'm single right now on Valentine's day!

This is a funny vid.

[wolfgangss]

funny lol :D

[skwaky]

Dude I doubt u can masturbate, but incase I'm wrong get yourself a monkey!