Why Women Stay Single

[mrfalafl]

Are you a woman? Want to get married within a year, guaranteed!? Just do this:

1- Shut up during the game

2 You can talk during the commercials

Unfortunately, 99% of women still do it the other way around, no matter how much men explain it.

And then they say MEN don't listen!!

[justtadreamer]

this is no good=))

[unamacarana]

Funny...

[MegaUnicorn1997]

this i so true!

[mercanaries3]

@MegaUnicorn1997

Yes because anything on youtube is 100% true

[taisukeharakiri]

I live with a man. He isn't this gross, but I do catch him scratching downstairs sometimes. I usually deter him by throwing closest available object at his head, then making him go wash his hands with soap. :P

[Icicle991]

She looks like Keira Knightly.

[Mqagics1]

ewww...

[timitermita]

bleeah

[budgies121]

Ew

[TrueBlueCanuck]

no you're wrong,the reason why women stay single is because of your sexist thinking

[CIZZREO]

I would've died if he started to touch her after he rubbed his....you know...

[Esharido]

Most guy aren't like they, they'll be lying down in bed or on a couch with there food brought to them

[saygoodnightmanuel]

screw 'em and throw 'em out in the street in the morning

[plainlake]

She secretly loves it. Like rape.

[ksernandero]

disturbing

[TheBierJunkie]

Funny and at night she will get fucked in the ass and then suck his dick and in the morning pointing the finger at him that he is digusting

[simplygu]

Women will always be more disgusting than men because not counting the gay minority... women are the species that are actually attracted to the ugly male body. Plus, anyone that would take a guy's load to their face or any other part of their body is definitely into grossness and sick in the head.

[leknyzma]

aaaaaa fuck hahahaa

[Meluxie]

yep, I'm happy being single. if most men are like that then noooo thank you lol

[DemonVampireGodess]

:) HAHAHAH THATS MY KIND OF MAN!!!

[MultiBaihui]

This made me laugh...XD XD XD

[Andolem]

We man are stree free, just be normal...

[alexmejia26]

women are by far more disgusting than men, they all have these stinky fluids coming out.

[RjW9084]

@alexmejia26 Ohmygod are you dimwitted.

[merylstreep2010]

Ewwwwww

[pongracekpozliznek]

guy looks like sid vicious :D

[sesanalorenzo]

Shes so fkin hot

[DWarrior4]

I don't get it? He had an itch and he scratched himself. Maybe I'm just tired or something

[deedee101giraffe]

EWWWWWWWWW

[0olong]

I don't see the problem

[666phatty]

@0olong koz ur probably a guy hahaha

[0olong]

@666phatty LOL how you know that are you sighkick?

[PaulGrantDesigns]

This is what you wind up with after rejecting all the good ones.

[joebstarsurfer]

The girls upstairs might be men!.

[ArisuUsagawa]

This is really no big deal. Almost every guy scratches their junk. If women have a problem with that, they need to grow up.

[AndrosForever]

that is totally like me in the morning... except I don't wear underwear

[mzs186]

hes got a big one

[Anonymoustube1]

woman stay single because he scratched his balls? pff fuck' er

[jab7168]

Gee.....I can come up with a hell of a lot more reasons why I am alone.....and I HAVE ALL MY MONEY..........DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!

[scorpien32]

@jab7168 id give all my money ,if could have the perfect girlfriend ..

[camandhayley]

That is disgusting, out of all of the men I have been with not a single one did any of that shit.

[michellelemon]

she's not single cuz he has a big ....



[EvilDickism]

@michellelemon wallet

[Migas128]

im a man...and no..just no!

[kenserhoofje]

Lol if you can't do stuff like this anymore when you're with your gf or wife, you're better off alone. Fucking pussies.

[0096luke]

And they STILL pick guys like those.

[MultiCookieMonster48]

@0096luke They only pick guys like those cuz their good in bed.. I have friends like that...

[BakaBurajyaPantsu]

DAFUQ

[MariaHalfevil333]

*ROFLMAO* I LOOOOVE guyes for that ;-) Söööw nasty ;-)

[wenjtwl]

EWWWWWWWWW

[nataliaeban]

actually this is why women cheats

[linaheartful]

ewww. the guy is gross!! wrong title ?"

[gl0ria]

that was painfully disgusting to watch.

[loveisthelaw999]

The battle of the sexes is the stupidest shit ever. Not to mention heterosexist. Nobody ever thinks that some women are lesbians.

[myjanuary151987]

I would hit that motherfucker and kick the shit outta him for being such a two-legged animal.

[maty1a]

haha nice guy , me gusta man :-D

[lb8x]

So what is the real ad about anyway? A dating site?

[QaisRAK]

feminism 

[bristles1000]

@QaisRAK naa, shes in the kitchen and made him food soo uno

[Zoza15]

I dont do that disgusting crap on breakfast..

[cozmosmashzu]

@Zoza15 yeah, I have never scratched my crotch at the breakfast table, this is bullshit!

[bluelavah]

@LurchibaldBioshock a mens room is the filthiest place ever you dont know what filth is until you seen the mens you can smellit from 10ft away from the door it smells like piss

[bristles1000]

@bluelavah its because little kids cant reach the fucking things snd piss on th edamn floor plus the cleaners are too damn lazy to get it

[sweetandwild80]

lmao

[wiemat4]

Langweilig

[redquoter]

Here's an amazing idea: say something about it.

[7hom]

there's something wrong, she wasnt talking emptyness the hole time!

[MsTVPERSON]

poor girl 

[rob6van1dam9]

I've grown up in a culture where bad hygiene is disrespectful, so no, this is not okay for me.

[nezamakesnosense]

Jesus, if you're so bothered about it at least mention it to him

[theazn07]

just the normal morning routine...

[Photogenicbliss]

At this point I would kick him OUT 

[Mrdsnext2u]

No that´s just how it is after living with each other after six months, men show their pig side

[bristles1000]

the man is in the wrong here, he is in the kitchen, the woman is in the kitchen, quite, and has made the man food, so she is just awesome

[OldSkoolHustler]

Cause thats what vomen say - just be yourself =]

[deniro999]

feminism has utterly failed men and women and everyone else....it has ONLY served to the self serving hate filled radical feminists and the small elite money brokers who have backed the feminists absurd arguments. it has destroyed education, religion, families, fatherhood, childhood , anything remotely seen as masculine such as industry and engineering. male suicides way up.heck we havent even got male teachers anymore. the ONLY fair women IN UK are businesswomen who see the world for what it is

[bristles1000]

@deniro999 thank you for repairing my faith in humanity, please watch rucka rucka ali fat violent dykes

[JonO387]

If women would date nice guys they wouldn't know anything about douche bags like this. Too bad women only want assholes.

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 this guy is barely a douche, dont even go there

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 Only a douche would act like this.

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 no, that's being disgusting, a douche is completely and utterly different

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 Like I said, only a douche bag would be enough of a ...douche bag.... to act this disgusting. Not all guys are like this, only the douche bags would act this way.

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 no, he's an idiot, douchebags know how to hit on girls and wouldn't do this, clearly you don't know what a douchebag is

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 No, clearly you don't know what a douche bag is. The way a douche bag hits on girls is to insult them and probably slap them around a little before insulting them some more. Why do I get the impression that you think being a douche bag is a good thing? You said he's an idiot, that's one of the main ingredients of a douche bag. You really have no idea.

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 docuhebags use a number of tactics, they don't all do that, their main way is to take out the competition using lies and various shit, they do sometimes insult them, being a douchebag isn't a good thing and yes most douchebags are idiots, although this guy takes the cake.

I know a fuck ton more than you'll ever know about douches, I have been taken down by them, and I've taken them out (basically I fucking owned them in so many was)

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 All douchebags are idiots, but not all idiots are douchebags. I have "taken out" more douchebags than you have ever known, yet never have I been taken down by one.

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 some douchebags have some degree of intelligence, i have met some. You haven't seen nearly as many douchebags as me, man you need to learn some shit because if you had we wouldn't be having this long, boring conversation

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 I'm beginning to think that you're under the impression that douchebag is a way of dress or something. You obviously have no idea of what your talking about. 

[bristles1000]

@JonO387 don't you learn? obviously I know more about douchebags than you, and it is somewhat to do with how they dress because they all dress the same

[JonO387]

@bristles1000 I rest my case. You're totally clueless.

[Technologization]

not all men !

[mariner225]

haha i love that men, i am not gay. :)

[bweazel]

Wha? Who doesn't want coffee flavored butter? I drink from the carton all the time.... except when my herpes flares up. See? Respectful guy right here. ;)*

[wondermega4ever]

The title is all wrong......it should be.....''what women are willing to take so they don't end up alone''

[G0neguy]

@wondermega4ever  ...I salute you!

[KabooomTV]

@wondermega4ever hehehheheheheh lamao all men should go to hell ! ^^

[Whettel]

@KabooomTV you spelled lmao wrong

[HawK047]

This is sexist as fuck. Yeah sure, all men are dirty apes. Women bash men for being sexist, while its them that are sexist. Its already sexist to say men are sexist.

[evelsteev]

More male bashing

[farcry2outlaw]

this is Bull shit....

[kkfemale]

I find it funny in a disgusting way, but have to say I find it sad that Tv is so sexist towards men creating a pathetic, stupid, smelly imagine of insuperiority. What really gets to me is adverts for baby products. It's ALWAYS a mother -baby scenario never a father with his kid. Very annoying and sexist.

[itsxLoko]

actually thats why GUYS stay single.

[marelicainavokado]

@itsxLoko Right, you totally adore chicks with crotch and-armpit-smelling hands.

[BarrySlisk]

@HelenaVanCity

Ouch, that hurts lady !! Even us animals have feelings.

[HelenaVanCity]

@BarrySlisk But I said you're fun! What more do you want?))

Sorry I hurt your feelings, ani.... I mean, sir. LOL

[UnSnapable]

what kind of men are you dating!? that's 1 in a 1000

[carlinsaves]

It seems to me that whenever I watch tv, no matter what channel it is or what time of day it may be, I ALWAYS see a women who looks perfect and a guy in his underwear scratching his balls. Just once, I want to see the guy look perfect and the women scratching her balls!!! Well... You know what I mean lol.

[LordKhain]

I thought twilight was the reason?

[Falchorn585]

This creature is not a man it's an animal. An animal that has been created to show every emphasized negative aspect of it's gender. It represents nothing.

[killa948]

And Men Go Gay lol

[Entertainedful]

Wow, that dude's a pig. Lol.

[RippledProductions]

THAT'S HOW GUYS ARE..GET USED TO IT ROFL.

[lemonde49]

That was just too gross. Exagerated too

[nguyentuan1990]

shes beautiful

[freemancarl]

Hey call the M.I.B that's not a man that's alien on a man's suit!

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

Is that guy jerking it at the breakfast table?

[JasonNerdbane]

@NoWitnessesNoRegrets Nah, I think he's just got an itch, when you're jerking it you use your lower arm... he was clearly using his upper arm, which is the motion of scratching... But I need to get the entire scientific community to do research on it... It will take 5 years and cost $250,000

[LurchibaldBioshock]

So this says men are uncouth and grotty?... ever seen a Female public restroom vs. a Male public restroom? Men don't even know what filth is.

[jayc342009]

@LurchibaldBioshock Are you a woman?

[LurchibaldBioshock]

@jayc342009 Nope, But i worked as a cleaner long enough to know what i'm talking about

[jayc342009]

@LurchibaldBioshock Yeah i hate the fact men are portrayed as being dirty slobs and women are clean and perfect.

[Fly2Azeroth]

@LurchibaldBioshock I know a Danny Filth

[LurchibaldBioshock]

@JustThink00 Australia.... maybe it's just our women? lol

[curtmastor]

@LurchibaldBioshock thats true. ive heard fucking horror stories

[LurchibaldBioshock]

@curtmastor I've cleaned, As I said here I've worked as a cleaner and would constantly find used tampons dumped on the floor... Fucking disgusting!

[LittleBoxXx]

I kinda agree with the commercial, but the same applies to women. After awhile, guys\girls start to act "naturally" in front of their partners, breaking up that mistery that keeps people interested. I have been with the same girl for the past 2 years, and i never have done anything like this commercial, i still act as if we started dating yesterday. Its going pretty good.

[SarahSmiilez]

@LittleBoxXx Yeah I have to admit, I'm more of the slob in my relationship. I mean I'm not gross and nasty like this dude, but honestly my boyfriend is the neat freak in our relationship. We have been together for 5 years and he use to be a super neat freak but he's gotten more comfortable around me (we live together) But he's never gotten this comfortable LMAO

[ierapetritaki]

only the fart was missing from this commercial..

[Monscent]

He did something wrong...?

[Fly2Azeroth]

@Monscent No He Didn't do something wrong :@

What did he do???? haha no^^

[Alislaw15]

@Monscent they guy has no manners!! He didn't YAWN or BURP!!!

[feministsAreCorrupt]

This woman must be stupid and slutty if this is the best she can do. Don't count on her making any responsible decisions for future mate candidates. She should just stick to cats.

[sdam87]

that's not a man, that's a pig with hands and feet :\

[15minutesleft]

TRUE -- having a look on my desk, seeing 2 empty orange juice cartons, only wearing shorts...

[joimko2]

aHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY

[max1989x1]

This is true, but not for all men)

[molotokUA]

Of, course. It's always the guy. Always the man who makes the decisive mistakes in the formative phases of a relationship. Good God. The major reason that women stay single is their inability to make good choices when it comes to men. Of course, there are inconsiderate pigs out there - but that's what you women go for! Those are the only men you would ever consider dating! And this ad caters perfectly to this sick male-bashing attitude of modern women..

caelitis

[GintokisGirl95]

Men are just gross. Thank God for lesbianism :D

[DragonlordXV]

@GintokisGirl95 ..what a stupid comment ! you know , lesbianism = no future

[acemonkieexp]

@GintokisGirl95 Yes because ya'll are just saints who don't have any disgusting habits.

[redbuffalo15]

@GintokisGirl95 Yeah... thank god for lesbianism. Because cunts like you wont reproduce your homosexual filth.

[GintokisGirl95]

@redbuffalo15 Thanks for our input. Because me being who I am makes me a stronger woman than you'll ever be. Don't criticize because you know I'll always be better than our filth ass piece of shit dickhead.

[redbuffalo15]

@GintokisGirl95 First of all, I'm not a woman. Second, I'm pretty sure 99% of all faggots are not happy with being faggots, given the opportunity I guarantee all of them would go straight in a second. I might be a dickhead but at least I'm not part of the homosexual population. Enjoy being oppressed and hated for the next 200 years you dumb bitch.

[CrIsStInKa]

@redbuffalo15 youre helarious. i have never wanted to be straight. why would anyone want to chang what makes them happy? btw, the majority of the world accepts gays. not the entire world but alot of it. its people like you that opress and hate. homophobia goes hand in hand with racism my friend. do you hate people just because of theway they looktoo?

[Pillowfightgirl83]

I STILL AND ALWAYS WILL LOVE MEN!

[themaniusedtob]

misandry! but if we make a comercial in reverse about how greedy$ women are they would flip

feminism is a social construct

[Killedkennyagain]

@themaniusedtob Feminism is essentially a power grab, once they get equality, they keep fighting until the other sex is more oppressed than they initially were.

[MeanGene79]

@Killedkennyagain Very well said!!!!! *****

[Simboiss]

@Killedkennyagain ... and since they never were oppressed in the first place, it's completely one-sided...

[dirtylittlehussy]

@Simboiss women were never oppressed? really? go kill yourself

[Simboiss]

@dirtylittlehussy Yep, during most ("most" doesn't mean "all") of human history, men were oppressed a lot more than women...

[JustThink00]

@Simboiss

never oppressed? you have got to be joking. now sure, old school women seldom TRIED to be anything more than a housewife, but there's a reason we haven't had a female president to date, even with as much progress as we've made.

I'm sure you could argue about it all day, but it wasn't so long ago that WOMEN COULDN'T VOTE. that's clear and undeniable legal discrimination. If that's there then you know it's deep in the culture.

[renardo3333]

@JustThink00 yes, and how many years before that could men vote? not that many i can tell you

[JustThink00]

@renardo3333 ah, maybe if you measure time in centuries it's not that long. Even were it only a couple decades, the fact that women got the right last says something.

[renardo3333]

@JustThink00 oh boohoo, poor women got their voting rights later, it's not as if women have lots of hormones and emotions coursing through their bodies which affects their judgement, nope, not at all.

[JustThink00]

@renardo3333

literally loling here. It's not as if 95% of voters don't already vote based on emotions or their parent's brainwashing. nope, not at all.

[TriniSimSim]

@HPfan75

Nah. They keep this beast caged UNTIL you move in with them. Then they let it loose.

[JediWitness]

Awwwe...poor woman is so pathetically weak and sensitive and so concerned about his freaking table manners, social graces and the like that she's turned off so easily because he didn't go to finishing school or some other bullcrap like that. Who the hell cares!! Women make such a HUGE issue out of things that ultimately mean NOTHING except to them in their little world in their little minds...pathetic! LOL

[TriniSimSim]

@JediWitness

LOL the fact that you see nothing wrong with the dude in this video says a LOT!