Vagina Monologues - The Moaner

[MultiNick0001]

most guys there would have had a boner lol

[ladylostmyers]

My husband just introduced me to this..its great

[luvthetunesmannn]

Everyone wants sex and love. Some people are just douchebags about it.

[aliG2500]

Watching this makes me want to be gay.

[DanielleLouiseOK]

asif my teacher told me to watch this..

[Dancer4ever000]

OOH SHIT!!!

[salemheartful]

@LvnAction

Yes this is feminism and yes they are being silly about it. But I suggest you do some research, if you did you would know that this was created to speak out against the horrible injustices that happen to women all over the world. Like here where there is a double standard, or like in the middle east and sub Saharan africa where little girls have their clits cut out by rusty knives or sold to marry men who are twice sometimes three times their age for livestock. This is trying to sen

[dcspaced]

Your education dollars at work, further destroying the family.

[iceguy0077]

Just because the subject's taboo doesn't mean i'll care...

[FallenAngel1508]

the african american moan and the college moan were my favorites, so damn funny!!!

she was good and very funny :)

[aliG2500]

i'm sorry, but this stuff is just weird. i have absolutely no problem with different orientations and with ladies or anything, but seriously wtf is this? they all seem loopy! if guys went up on stage and started talking about their penises it would be considered piggish and weird. why this this oddness considered okay then? this is feminism at its creepiest...

[Squisidee]

@aliG2500 guys talking about their peinises is called rap music.

[aliG2500]

@Squisidee no, that's called BAD rap music, you idiot. and for that matter, pretty much any other genre of music features guys talking about their penises, but they just sugar coat it more. say what you will, but John Mayer and 50 Cent are both going after the same, shallow, objectification of women and sexuality, but the former just manages to make it sound 'nicer.'

[Squisidee]

@aliG2500 so you admit there is a lot of guys on stage talking about their penises, then. And it isn't considered weird.

[aliG2500]

@Squisidee um, yes i do admit that, but i never said that i didn't consider it to be weird. i think it's extremely weird, hence the fact that i said BAD rap music. god you are such a moron. two wrongs don't make a right. women talking about their vaginas like this is weird, just as much as men talking about their penises in BAD rap music or whatever other BAD versions of music they do.

[nabiji]

Needs moar tits.

[LvnAction]

This promotes women as sex objects and demeans girls just as much as any pornography. Women have bought into the failed male paradigm of promoting vulgar behavior to the level of lowbrow entertainment. This is tawdry and were it related by a man, it would have been reviled and ridiculed. What passes for entertainment is being displayed for your prurient, lascivious lack of taste. This is boring and embarrassing.

[WickedxWitchx1313]

@LvnAction Aaaannd you completely missed the point.

[Mrzellous]

thumbs up if someone walked in the room like wtf are you wtching

[4801593380]

i just finished watching the vagina monolougs in NYU

[soccermom025]

Yes we fake them!

[TheBanaphsh]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[stylishgirlfoi]

@TheBanaphsh allll the time

[88Thyra]

HHMMmmm do women fake orgasms ??? LOL

[SuuzieQ]

the clit moan the vaginal moan the combo clit-vaginal moan the almost moan the right honest moan the delicate moan free slick moan? lost moan? jewish moan african american moan irish cathelic moan 7:13 .....top moan? baby moan doggy moan the .........bisexual moan machinegun moan (hilarious!!) 7:52 what moan is that? sounds like Ariel the mermaid college moan suprise tripple orgasm moan

[chobitschiikawaii]

@SuuzieQ Mountain top* The Uninhibited militant bisexual moan* IDK about 7:52 D:

[brunthroath6912]

can it taste those?

[7CellarDoors]

Wtf is this...

[AlwaysEasyE]

Amazing performance!!! Loved it!!!

[wizerdofyourmom]

Can i shoot myself now? i think i've seen evrything now...

[Cheetos143]

hahaha PROFESSOR!

[AsToldByCatherine]

I wonder if it would be inappropriate to do this for a university audition.... hmm. lol.

[SpoonsAtMidnight]

Haha, some weird ass girls tried to do this at the high school. :P This is so gross...

[MandaB214]

@SpoonsAtMidnight you obviously have no idea about what the V-Day Monologues are about.

[SpoonsAtMidnight]

@MandaB214 Trust me; I have no interest to "understand" it any further. XD

[minierawr]

@SpoonsAtMidnight That is very sad, it's actually all for a good cause to eliminate violence against women. You should research it instead of bashing it.

[MandaB214]

@SpoonsAtMidnight then don't watch the video or add your two cents in. you dont HAVE to watch it, for fucks sake.

[girlxwithuhxbeat]

Not a fan of this interpretation, but this monologue takes guts.

[ruthlessat5]

@girlxwithuhxbeat Yeah I think she could have done better

[ishvareya]

I wouldn't do that monologue even if you'd pay me !

[MsRCueva]

awesome job :)

[kimimaro9979]

Heres a joke for you ladies, If a tree falls on a woman, Why is there a tree in the kitchen. >:c JayKay, I'm not sexiest D:

[dumbstars91]

@kimimaro9979 i got a joke for men....if a clit is smaller y does it have 9,000 glans

and the dick has 6,000...lmao yay i crack myself up..oh im not sexist also bye

[kimimaro9979]

@dumbstars91 It wasn't as funny as my joke. :[

[fingerprint211b]

Back to the kitchen, bitches!

[dumbstars91]

@fingerprint211b oww dont call urself a bych

[fingerprint211b]

@dumbstars91 Learn to spell, bitch. I know you're a nigger, but is it really so hard to say "don't"?

[dumbstars91]

@fingerprint211b oh my i just love racist people! crackers shouldnt be aloud 2

be of such! but then again what are you doing on a womens page? your a dude

rite? ohh i see your gay...my bad carry on!

[fingerprint211b]

@dumbstars91 So what if I were gay? Are you saying it's wrong to be gay? Also, I couldn't decipher the first and second sentences. Fuck, you're stupid. As your name suggests...

[davo16747]

women should be tied to the kitchen with a rope long enough to reach the bed

[dumbstars91]

@davo16747 yea we should so we can pull ourself away when that huge robber that broke in is putting his cock in the back of your throat...nice rope 2 bed thanxx...well enjoi the cock bye

[fingerprint211b]

@davo16747 That's right!

[Dovenpeis]

Why do they call this the vagina monologues? They should have called it the lesbian monologues.

[bethie777]

She's a crap actress. I've seen this scene done way better.

[Kaylopod]

AMAZING.

[xX69M3Xx]

ahahahahahahahaha wow.. amazing :DD

[sugarplumkristen]

great job!!

[damnitshaley]

Wow. o_o Lovely.

[sockherma]

Great I auditioned last night for this same piece! Good to see how you moaned! Thanks!

[89BritBrat]

Uhhhh...... Awkward?!?! Gee my face would have been ON FIRE in that room! Yeah, I agree our lady stuff is pretty awesome with what it can do, but my goodness! This is a bit extreme, correct?

[SerenityDarling1]

well I guess now her boyfriend wounders if she fakes it

hahaha

[JillValentine1974]

the college moan??? hmmm kind of interesting!

[rrudolp3]

wow!!! you were amazing!!! I have seen this act many times and you were more entertaining than most!! Great job!

[polingkit5]

lol i can just imagine being there everybody is just like silent..like saying awkward...hahahaha

[cbrnate]

it's just a bunch of women celebrating their vaginas. very disturbing indeed actually. the fact that they could take something so great and turn it into some weird theater thing. i guess this is considered art by alot of people so good for them. but it's kinda odd.

[lovemecrazy45]

lovee!

[crazypuggie]

this is awesome =O

[TheAverageFox]

She was brilliant!

I envy her confidence.

[KitanaiBaishunfu]

@TheAverageFox there were a couple I wasn't ok with but she is definitely one of the better ones. Top three!

[darkbloodqueen15]

wow that lady is B.R.A.V.E!!! lol,there is no f**king way i wood do anything like that!...i think...^^

[Jacks2929]

omg i the college moan! i seen a show like this at my school and the moan part was my fav! the african-amercian is hilarious! well done!

[suzannleong]

bad sound

[seed2harvest]

My dick, Cost a late night fee. Your dick, Went straight to DVD. My Dick, Bigger than a bridge. Your dick, look like a little kids. My dick, Large like the chargers, the whole team. Your dick, look like you 15. DyslexicSpeedreaders. I LOVE VAGINA.

[rnbsteenstar]

Power to the ladies of all orientations.

[rnbsteenstar]

I love this monologue.

[OddlyAppropriate]

i love vagina's too

[pshF0XY]

blahhh ive seen better

[heyybabyy34]

wtf?

[isabella0828]

dude lol

[RichoRosai]

Stop following me, heh.

[killerbeautiful]

This may not be the best monologue, but hell, it's the most charming and the most entertaining, it's the monologue I've watched the most on Youtube than other Vagina Monologue on the site!

[omgcrayonz]

terrible acting

[pshF0XY]

this girl sucks lol

[memetoo1]

would someone throw a pie already?

[Trentaur]

Jennifer Beals

[redfoot2]

Females aren't funny.

[LordNelson87]

this is slightly arousing

[AvelUnderWill]

Fucking amen.

XD

[desired117]

slightly is an understatement

[LoStInThEmUsIc55]

lmfao...the college moan is gonna be me someday

[desired117]

lets hope not!!! How old r u???

[soccersprincess]

lmao!

[lilhwa]

your acting is bad and you should feel bad

[Nimiko]

Lmfao. She's funny.

[cristeelee]

that isnt true in my circumstances

maybe sometimes but mostly women try and dominate me

i try but it doesnt work

[toxicdollie]

We are doing Vagina Monologues, here in Japan.

I'm in a non-profit group, and it's very cool.

I hope more people are open-minded and liberated enough to see this.

Cause in Japan, it's different.

My jerk of a teacher even said that most of our audiences will be perverts.

I tried to be polite, so I just smiled.

But I really wanted to insult him so bad for being so stuck-in-the-mud!

[antybobanty]

@toxicdollie I find it hilarius because you guys invented hentai.

As an American girl, I whole-heartedly thank you. :)

[MischiefMahem]

Oh My God..

My friend and I were watching this.. and My mum walked in LOL

AWKWARD!

[pershnickety]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHIN!!!

[ashleylove001]

That preformance takes guts, and she pulled it off veryyy well

[thoughtwallet]

yes she did!

[mjay22]

how can you tell a difference between a woman that has a boner and one that doesn't? ladies, would you care to explain to me on this?

[antybobanty]

@mjay22 Simple, women don't have boners. :)

[dolefruitycup]

OMG SHES MY NEW IDOL AHAHAHAH

[dman26serj]

this gives me a bonner

[Iurbana]

Congratulations. This is a hard monologue to pull off, you have to be comfortable and uninhibited in order for it to be funny. I was chuckling. Great job!

[paulthebassguy]

this is awful awful acting.

[thoughtwallet]

no its not.

[CeeCeeKat]

Agreed. However it does not mean there are no more good performers out there. I wish I had my camera with me to record parts of the performance at my highschool. It was so amazing I was overwhelmed and emotionally moved by it. It changed my life for the better =)

[m3ohmy]

i cant hear it :(

but she looks happy :)

[JSB1983]

ehh - I don't think it JUST started, its always been there just in the background.

[KitaNatalia]

omg i was in tears by the end

[KitaNatalia]

i totally relate.

[excellent4ever]

omg...I can SO relate to this! lol

[CeeCeeKat]

The acting isn't that great but I love the play.

My highschool performed it yesterday and it was pure OWNAGE.

[kelseyfro7]

There is NO way it could have been near as good at a high school given the content and the nation's strong dislike for anything sexual in schools.

[CeeCeeKat]

I live in Canada. This play wasn't performed without a fight. It almost got shut down, but the director and actresses put way too much effort into it for the school to cancel the show. So many students protested and fought for this play's performance. They compromised by having anyone under 18 to have a letter of permission from his/her parents saying they are allowed to see it. The fight was so worth it...

[kelseyfro7]

That's awesome. I mean, I think it's important that all women--regardless of age--see this, so I'm really glad that it worked out for you all. :-)

[SilentPhill]

At first it was like... okay... but when she started doing the moaning impressions... I laughed so hard that I woke my parents and they were all... what are you laughing at... I'm like... vagina.

[Digitbig]

How did your parents react?

[SilentPhill]

Same as always... Stare at me for a few seconds, shake their heads, told me to keep it down, and then went back to bed.

[savoneo]

haha this fuckin rocks

[valleli]

wow, in our production we had all of the girls onstage and she'd mention each moan and someone would randomly do it, then she did the triple one herself. you would make eve ensler proud. lol.

[clemsonprince]

u find the african american moan the funniest.... and she may actually be right

[JessicaSue]

I know! I laughed the most at that when I saw is live.

[magicbrowny420]

what the fuck....

[CamButler]

I have a boner

[x0xskittlex0x]

lmfao woww ur gud at acting out moans lmaooo.. that wudd be soo embarassing to do that ! gud job(Y)

[larukulunaseas]

penis!!!

[kevkevinkev]

Her moans were great. Especially the last one... most people don't do it well.

[itadakimus]

Lol pretty funny but she was like nuts at the end haha

[cocoaeyes]

so...i just did this monologues yesterday for U of Michigan...yeah... i'm not conceited or anything but I did sooooooo much better lol

[akircali]

haha I just saw some musical theater kids do the angry vagina monologues at U of M lol

[martinfim]

Well its not too hard to believe.

[theonyxhotel143x]

The acting is atrocious.

[vid30king]

this actress is rubbish...come to see the Brunel productions of the play and you will see what a good vagina monologue looks like!!

[goddessofheruniverse]

this Vagina Monolouge stuff is really boring i mean i love "my" vagina but i dont have a hole story about it

[CaseyJohanna]

haha a "hole" story. perfect misspelling.

[afarm]

LOL

[foldedintobeauty]

maybe you don't feel any injustice has been thrust upon you. watch my angry vagina

[TheDevilsGarden]

that was pretty fuckin funny. Vagina Monologues are so good!!!

[morenn09]

HAhahahaha! this cracked me up. No offense, i tihnk the Irish_catholic moan was my favorite. that was hilarious.

[tccost]

LOL!!! hahah

[pixieisgay]

i loved it! huge fan of the vagina monologues!

[lilhwa]

Crappy acting... there are highschool kids that can act better then that.

[FireGoron]

LOL

[poppoob]

freakin weirdo

[welovela]

you suck

srry

[martinsuper73]

I like how she says Dildos as fast as humanly possible when the rest of it goes pretty slow.

[ClosetCaseLez]

I wanna moan!!

[LIAMEDIA]

What is the point? No man in her life? It's OK...Stop dreaming. Girl on Girl is good. It's really allright.

[FireGoron]

no.. it sucks. when girls take all the girls in the world, then whats left for us men...

[RavenBlaze]

simple other men! This show talks about all vagina's, hetro's, homo's, bi's, tran's, omni's, pan's, poly's, hell maybe one day their will be one about the "man-gina" (sometimes known as the anus). Sure the ladies like the bull-dykes and all other woman loving women, but women also like guys. You should listen to the story of Bob!

[0obunnyrabbito0]

i love it! takes mucho confidence!!!

[JamesWorldStudios]

I only like the very start.

*Touches ass*

and says "I love vegina's"

[RavenBlaze]

did anyone else get protester's outside their vagina monologues?

[dramageek4life818]

omg! thats crazy!

[JessicaSue]

No, did you?

[RavenBlaze]

the year before last there was. Some relgious group was handing out flyers about "Come to a real sex talk" right outside the doors of the program.

[JessicaSue]

Lame.

[RavenBlaze]

Haha, I wanted to walk up to them and be like "did you know there was a vagina involved in the creation of you?" ..."Have you thought about vagina today?"

This play is all about women speaking in their own voices about something that has been scien-tif-ified, locked up, cut appart, cut off or glorrified only to shame it's owner. V-monologes gets rid of all that bull and gives an honest voice to the vagina!

[JessicaSue]

Exactly.

[JackieequalsInara]

This this girl is f-ing awesome! I saw it live and lets just say MANY men in the audience were walking a bit funny afterward!

[nancyjessmar]

seriously i did this monologue and i dont want to be an ass but i did it ten times better..

[joshzeidner]

"I MOANED AS I PEED" -some girl with a big butt.

its good to see our state schools are turning out some exemplary young ladies.

[jimmckcp]

I don't understand where the comedy is? Its all good fun and everything, just there's nothing funny here. Clearly I'm out of touch with the audience!