Project: Rant - RANT 129: Jackbooted Lard Ass

[bassbugg7]

what the eff is the wheelchair comment about.  piss off, and kiss my roho why don't ya.

[bassbugg7]

oh doooood! I hear this rant, but my loud ass neighbors don't have a clue.

[donottake]

Move to a top floor unit.

[vanillabeanduck]

This so appeals to me. hilarious!!

[the603]

He bought that shirt from woot!

[fozbstudios]

make playlists for each actor

[ProjectRANT]

@fozbstudios That's a great idea. Putting it on the "to-do" list... Thanks!

[EliseLoren03]

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite!

[tbaby242424]

I LOVE HIM.

[sammyruo]

LINE! lollll

[MagePathfinder]

OMG we have people who walk in our apartment building so loud that they're on the second floor and we hear them on the third. Its like they jump in place for 15minutes at a time. o.o All. Damn. DAY.

[ScottZaborski]

good actor. dumb script.



[aRawBlondeAngel]

@ScottZaborski it is a dumb script.....this actor pulls off his over the top antics where many others would fail though. he knows how to balance the antics with normality quite nicely. even though he had to spit out shitty lines, i still couldn't help loving his performance.

[noremote]

I watched this last night and can't stop thinking about the Rhino in heels.

[jublywubly]

What the stupid name is "Jackboot"? :-/

[MUSiiCRoxxMySoxx]

press 3 fastly for "boobs!"

[xtheoneandonlyabbyx]

Dear God, I have this problem so badly I had to turn the video sound up to even hear this (over my neighbors).

[adoorableknobs]

clomptard = newest member of the shaytards?? haha

[dontforgetthisname96]

CLOMPTARD xD hahaha

[ReccaDreamer]

lol Nice rant. That's why I'm glad that we have carpeting and concrete floors instead of wood in our apartment.~ :P Then we wouldn't have to disturb neighbors. Feel bad for those living in those town houses below our apartment though.~ Oh well.~ Not my problem.~ xP

[madasnave]

Joe you have done better...

[otakuprincess101]

The rant was great, but seems the actor's favorite meal is scenery today...

[mvanroy]

You guys should get Henry Rollins to record some of these. He would be awesome! This kind of ranting comes naturally to him.

[KK2K3]

The idea was great, but the actor messed it up imo.

[DefflacidFreddy]

Dear Project rant: I live in houston. I love This show. If you ever need an actor Im will volunteer

[delta3303]

I soo agree with this, but remember you can always report those people who are inconsiderate after the 1st incident

[TehSmellulare]

"Staaaaaaaahmping off to wherever your daily staaaaaahmping grounds are!"

[RICHANDROS]

hahaha love how he flapped his hand when he ask for his line

[cperalta92]

To the person that submitted this rant: Get a house or deal with it.

[RheAnn51]

My roommate and I once lived beneath such inconsiderate neighbors. We thought maybe they were hammering in a new floor--plank by plank--in order to turn their apartment into a bowling alley for a league of hyperactive giants who only wear lead shoes. ...We called them "The Loud Livers"...'cause they lived so loud.

[tracymshaw]

this is totally my mom. she hates our upstairs neighbors lol

[TrevortIn]

@tracymshaw Your mom is a gay guy? 8-/

[RAWRofRandomness]

See, the funniest part about this rant is that the ranter thinks the noise is caused by someone pacing to and fro... when it's not ;)

[Swabert1996]

you need to get more project rant actors. i love this guy, but i miss the others

[CBWolfy]

Notice how the project rant videos are slowly getting less views...

[Myrthin]

@CBWolfy ummmm this video just came out... its not going to have views right away.....

[luckylu830]

hahaha I love him



[nevyard]

I yell these things at my ceiling ALL THE TIME. Thank you so much!

[cdnsee]

AWESOME!

[BigAndTall666]

Hate thy neighbor! :-)

[krstcmjns]

Do not provoke a homosexual or else you'll get what's comin' to ya. LOL

[Mikej1592]

I loved this one, I had really shitty neighbors above me once, big assholes that didnt give a fuck about anyone else. loud partys, noizy dishwasher, or laundry in the middle of the night when they are told they shouldnt. I left garbage in front oftheir door, tossed their welcome mat into the pool, reporting them yelling at them nothing worked they were selfish assholes.

[angrygrenade80]

This vid made me aware, that I have someone living under me...

[BigBen12120]

this guy seems like a dushe

[kill9orcs]

@BigBen12120 good job

[KMarien]

@BigBen12120 Douche is the proper spelling! If we are going to insult people, let's do it correctly.

[BigBen12120]

@KMarien okay "Douche," but anyway dont you think this hoe is anoying

[BigAndTall666]

@BigBen12120 "Annoying!"  :-P

[violabrain]

What the person just has a strong heel strike?

[greenghost2008]

The bouncer guy in the ad was prolly thinking "a bribe would have sufficed."

[PlatypusGuitar]

I can relate. My upstairs neighbor is a goth bitch and she likes to get home drunk at 3am and run around the apartment with her fucking platforms like nobody is trying to sleep

[talibaba]

I love his shirt!

[Ramsez]

aweful actor

[PuckishNymph333]

What would be funny is if they weren't even wearing boots, and they were just really heavy-footed. lmao

[PuckishNymph333]

Hey now, don't hate on the boots. XD

[iloveflavor]

OMG yes! Totally live this rant on a daily basis!

[enter0title0here]

He's great at this rant. xD

[tigerwolf44]

i love this actor :D

[sittingwolf69]

These are amazing. Keep up the good work guys :)

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

third :)

[Ripjaws24]

This scared me :(

[Kennyj116]

I hope you break your Cankle.....Im gunna have to use that one.