Monty Python - Airplane Hijack

[l33tshinobialchemist]

I will like this sketch for a poind. I will favorite this sketch for 1000 pounds.

[LittleMissRainbow2]

@iLouis199 I'm glaswegian too :)

[MoPower2112]

If somebody only oferd osama a pound a while back ;D

[ItsOttis]

Why do they have to break the 4th wall all the time, ruins it.

[mrpanicy]

@ItsOttis That's part of the reason it is so humourous. And it is also what makes them different. Nothing is sacred, not even their format.

[iLouis199]

im glaswegian

[blackacidlizzard]

five people didn't receive a pound.

[harrymannjr10001]

Five people prefer "Full House" over great comedy.

[666Amadeus999]

You had your tea?

[314159192829]

@666Amadeus999 I could be wrong but I think it is 'You'll have had your tea' meaning that the airline is so stingy they are not providing a meal - a parody of the stereotype of Scots being tight with their money.

[iLouis199]

@314159192829 im scottish and im not tight with my money at all. i also dont have ginger hair and dont walk around in a kilt all day

[314159192829]

@iLouis199 How is this relevant? Amadeus couldn't understand something; I explained it. I noted it was a stereotype that Scots are tight. The fact you were so angry you replied shows you don't know what it means, perhaps perpetuating another Scottish stereotype that you're all too drunk to listen in school.

[iLouis199]

@314159192829 fair enough

[314159192829]

@iLouis199 Thank you:)

[TheGString123]

LMFAO



[BFtagRETRIBUTION]

HAHA, "The bomb might explode killing us all. Including you..." The look on his face makes me wonder what the suicide bombers in the Middle East think, just like oh crap I didn't think about that! LOL

[spookman117]

the only episode of flying circus that i have seen on tv

[backtoearth2]

no way could u make a sketch like that now

[celtno1]

As a Glaswegian, the comment about destination Glasgow floored me, Python are fantastic..

[kedharf1]

Our destination is Glasgow... there is no need to panic HAHAHAHAHAH

[hello123456789101]

lol spelling mistake. It's actually *aeroplane :P

[dharmaseed]

@hello123456789101 Oh, an 'aeroplane'. Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off to play the grahnd piahno. Pardon me while I fly my 'aeroplane'!

[Skoshtwo]

If someone types down the punchline of a sketch, I flag it as a spam... seems fair enough to me.

[troy9o9]

@Skoshtwo thats no fun people like to re-read something they just heard why do you think they are always the top rated comments

[Skoshtwo]

@troy9o9 What if someone's got something creative and interesting to say, how does that comment climb to the top next to those "liked by default" ones? I mean, it's possible, but not probable...

[CorvusCorone68]

@Skoshtwo hey gotta keep the market competitive, dull wit means not funny, gotta keep it sharp

[Iamvillainous]

anything apart from just stop him from enetering the room ''leaving the room'' yes

[Dorminay42]

lol 9/11

[bond1011]

Reminds me of terrys part in the holy grail

[oppport]

there's a bomb in this text, and unless this video get up to million views in the next month it will delete all the comments

[Weimar76]

I won´t ruin the sketch for a "poind"... ha ha ha!!!!

[peterdcarter1]

You'll have had your tea!

[megamarsvin]

Well actually..

Wait a tick, wait a tick. I won't start an argument on this video for a pound.

[doctorwhom1]

If only we had more Pilots like this and the terrorists had more men like him.

[chillyrooster]

@doctorwhom1 there were no planes on 911

[doctorwhom1]

@chillyrooster ... i'd ask for elaboration, but i don't want to get into this

[chillyrooster]

@doctorwhom1 WATCH SEPTEMBER CLUES

[ebloomify]

I'm not seeing what's so controversial about this sketch... What am I missing?

[clearskies]

What's all this in the comments? You do realise this is a Monty Python sketch?

[lbrown21494]

@HelenaVanCity

Why don't both of you shut the hell up!

[TheMichaelkirkland]

Ok I'm not Russian, I'm American and I'm not prejudiced against you, but what you said about Americans was complete and utter BULLSHIT

[TheIrishlad12]

our destination is Glasgow, no need to panic

[Trashcansam123]

..............I'll tell ye where tis for a pound! Gotta love the scottish

[HYEYBT]

It's a real testament to their talent that this is still funny even after 9/11.

[jasobres]

I won't dislike this sketch for a pound.

[JohnFrienDOH]

@jasobres i think i won't even dislike it for a thousand english pound

[onlinesaurav]

@JohnFrienDOH Then you don't get the money :-o

[triforceforever2]

@jasobres 6 people said the same thing and didnt get a pound

[kosmischesynth]

AEROplane hijack, they are british, so get it right

[kozmon0t]

@kosmischesynth Just because the British spell everything wrong doesn't mean everyone else has to.

[Murderdogs]

@kozmon0t Right, and from which location did the language you are speaking originate? I think you'll find the British will always be the masters of English.

[kozmon0t]

@Murderdogs well, actually, the British just speak mostly German and French, with a bit of Latin thrown in there because they were Rome's lap dog for such a long time.

There's no such thing as proper language. What a language is depends on common usage. Ask a linguist.

And sorry but Britain's common usages are vastly outnumbered by those outside of Britain. Most of us say airplane. And we have more nuclear weapons than you, and a bigger navy and army.

[HelenaVanCity]

@kozmon0t Oh, not again! The British and Americans, two nations divided by the same language! LOL Guys, stop arguing, just enjoy MP! Telling you as a linguist. LOL

[kozmon0t]

@HelenaVanCity I bet you're a Canadian. Always saying be nice, the Canadians. But you should be on my side cause you talk like Americans. Always sneaking across the border and blending in. When the language war begins you'll have to side with us.

[HelenaVanCity]

@kozmon0t What is it with Americans, esp. guys? You all act like you're 5! So immature. "sneaking across border".. who? these "proud Canadians" who hate your usa guts? sorry, but it's true. "language war"... 'scuse me??

And if you had an ounce of common sense, you'd see, simply from the info on my homepage, that I'm RUSSIAN! For God's sake. Well, that, of course, if you can tell Russian from any other Slavic language or Greek, which I doubt)))

Bottomline - MP 4 ever!! No language wars! Peace.

[kozmon0t]

@HelenaVanCity Это было шутка, не нужно меня убить. В Америке есть многие знаменитые Канадцы, которые никто не знает, что родились в Канаде. Петер Дженнингс, Брайан Адамс, Памела Андерсон, Алекс Требек, Линн Джонстон, Томи Чёнг...

Будет тоже большая хоккейная война между Канады и Россий. Не игры - война! А у Финляндии будет победа.

[HelenaVanCity]

@kozmon0t Ahahahah! You're funny))))) You really made me smile, thanks. Google Translator, I believe? LOL It sucks, but I got you))

And Russia has already lost to Canada, big time! I mean, during Vancouver 2010, hockey! $it! I was there, and wished I was dead!(((((((

I personally prefer American English, makes more sense to me)) But what you said about British English was a bit over the edge, really. And arguing over MP?? WTF? Just watch it and dry your tears! I do! LOL LOL

[kozmon0t]

@HelenaVanCity А что такой "гугл транслейт?" Учил в университете, многие лет назад, когда Я помнил множе 5000 слова.

Школы есть у нас в Америке. И лучшие хоккейные команды.

[kozmon0t]

@kozmon0t значит, множе 5000 слов и мало ощибок падежем.

[toomuchpetrol]

@kozmon0t i couldn`t agree more.

[simsfreakable]

@HelenaVanCity Darling, please stop talking. No one likes you here. And before you start up with your whining bullshit, I'm just stating the truth.

[HelenaVanCity]

@simsfreakable I'm not here to be liked, by you or any other asshole, kiddo. Tell your stupid teenage friends what to do, not me, sweetie. Grow up and learn to live with the fact that there're other opinions out there, apart from your stupid ones. And it's so typical american, to be sure that every sinlge thing you say is the Truth! LMAO Your arrogance is hilarious.

[simsfreakable]

@HelenaVanCity First of all, sweet cheeks, I'm British. And you say that I need to grow up? That's a bit hypocritical, coming from you. Also, I do know there are other opinions out there--that's why I don't start any arguments when my friends go into fangirl mode over Justin Bieber or something like that. And in my eyes, you're the one who thinks everything you say is the truth. Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you?

[HelenaVanCity]

@simsfreakable First, second, and third of all, you DO need to grow up, but most importantly - GET LAID!!! Then, you'll stop spending so much time here, bothering people who never even spoke to you in the first place, and being so PATHETICALLY SERIOUS about it!

It's funny, how you can always tell a normal guy, with a normal personal life, from a pathetic masturbator. Nice to meet u, Mr. Masturbator! LMFAO

[Murderdogs]

@kozmon0t You mean our language originates from other languages? I never knew that! *Sarcasm off* Regardless, it was still developed for many hundreds of years on our island before making its way to America.

What's all that about nuclear weapons?! Is that supposed to impress me? Nuclear weapons are a relic of the cold war - yes, you've got to have a couple to keep the loonies like North Korea at bay, but they're hardly any indication of the strength of a nation. And bigger is not always better!

[kosmischesynth]

@kozmon0t touche

[PaisGreenapple3]

10 People didn't give the hijacker a pound.

[Eufrozina85]

OMG this is funny, I've never seen it before! How come?!

[ondrejs2]

I can't understand how this skit could have gotten more than 0 dislikes. I just can't.

[extragunbon]

@ondrejs2 Two people live in the upside-down world, so, for them, it's a upwards thumbs up. =)

[SuperGravey]

East Scottish Airways must mean Edinburgh to Glasgow, what a very short flight, its a wonder he even had time to make the threat!

[Kross2099]

I won't shamelessly quote this sketch... for a pound.

[stringlessjoe]

I'll remove youtube adverts an kill vevo for a pound.

[Kross2099]

I will like this video for a pound.

[KenStah85]

I'll like your status for a pound.

(And I live in America)

[DraculaXHunter101]

If only everything was a Pound...

[ThePearI]

Yes. The 2 highest rated comments are the main punchlines of this sketch... Why do people thumb them up?!

[JinTopazGames]

@ThePearI You could say they've ruined this sketch.

[HioPojac]

@ThePearI Becaue they're funny

[saturnstargirl]

@ThePearI I'll tell you why that is, for a pound. And I actually DO know the answer. hehe

[oppport]

@ThePearI because they're funny

[FantasieloserName]

@ThePearI

I tell you for a pound.

[johnsmithfsx]

lol later in the episode: "I'll put the lights on again for a pound"

[WaerzMedia09]

@johnsmithfsx

I will not crash for a pound.

[Weimar76]

Which accent is Idle imitating?? it sounds to me like "thoisand" or "poinds"...

Thanks

[SlappieBob]

@Weimar76 Scot I guess..

[joshaf26]

Mr. Badger and Mr. Praline- best Python characters EVER

[Stephie2007]

Mr. Badger is hilarious! XD

[1234Agen]

My first is in Glasgow but not in Spain,

my second is in seamer but not in train,

the bomb is in the luggage compartment on the plane.

[Weimar76]

@1234Agen I think he says "the whole is in the luggage compartment..." anyway it´s tu fun

[pjev93]

Which season is this from?

Anyone who can answer quickly? I'm gonna order a season of Flying Circus today...

[swingindoorspro]

Sesaon 3

[mchorvat]

true classic! :D

[CPKrayons]

lol "theres a bomb on this plane and ill tell you where it is for a 1000 pounds

[SlappieBob]

@communiqation You even quoted it wrong..:P

[1CoLd3]

@communiqation 1000 pounds 

[1CoLd3]

@communiqation o, ok srry

[superELRICBROS]

HAHAHA! Oh man that's a great skit! I haven't ever seen this one before.

[battybetty]

I love this sketch. XD Thanks for uploading, I've been looking for it for quite some time now. : )