Americans re-write history via Hollywood to suit themselves, so overweight martial artists who can move faster than the speed of sound .... sounds .... just right!
i loved the way he waited for a moment while de arrow was fired and than desided to take the sword to cut the arrow in half:p whahahaha! Seven Seagal ftw XD
sigh.. this is the stupidest and most ridiculous scene he ever made.. by the time he looks at that arrow and by the time he turns around does the hawk stance and swings down.. he would have been shot 5 times.. it wont take a whole 10 seconds for the arrow to reach him , i hate it when he makes this stupid myth bullshit scenes ..
Easy performances...just slow down the arrow pace, take your time, don't rush, turn your head, look for a sword suiting your fine palate swing it and cut the arrow in the easiest way: by its lenght
When Steven Seagal fights you, he just doesn't break YOUR arm...he alters your DNA so that all future offspring will be born with broken arms...and their offspring...and so on and so forth until the great Buddah himself becomes injured...
They can not exist the one without the other. There's no cooler than them, only one overpassing the other's coolness permanently to the end of time... which of course, they'll decide when it is...
WTF IS THIS??? Why would you make a video with this overweight idiot? Seriously, if you noticed in the end where the arrow was moving really slow and he was moving at normal speed...meaning that he was actually moving at the speed of sound or even faster. And his perfect aim/technique is the most retarded thing I've ever seen - why did the director even HOPE that this would come off as cool to the public?
No, dude, I knew you were kidding. When I said "why wouldyou make a video with this overweight..." I didn't mean YOU. I meant the director and all his other directors. Even his producers should get slapped for producing. Thanks for posting this, I appreciate it...it was a good laugh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Lol.
The world would be a poorer place without Seagal movies. The directors have mastered the art of making something so bad (cornyness, cliches, acting and plot etc) such that it is pure perfection and a joy to watch. I hope he carries on making them until he is carried out in a coffin. Long live Stephen and his acting career!
This overweight idiot as you so nicly put has an IQ of 180 and is ranked one of the greatest fighters to ever live and is a master marks men as well as being an ex navy seal. Yea sounds like an idiot to me.. lol
ok, say me and 30 martial artists friends say he is not, it that enough proof to refute that ? or we should edit our own mags ? come on... anyway... it doesn't matter.
What? Didn't fight anyone? He fought all of japans best to keep one american dojo in Japan. The man was an navy seal and point blank called out Chuck norris to a fight to the death in japan but chuck said no. The man is a leathel weapon.
Please,he was a navy seal in Under Siege.He was talking smack about Chuck Norris,so Bob Wall called out Seagal and challenged him and Seagal didn't accept the challenge Seagal was bad mouthing other martial art styles and Bob Wall stepped up said what he had to say and then that was it.He is a lethal weapon on screen,who did he fight in Japan,other aikido masters,lol.Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal on his own movie set
@MartialArtistWannabe I think you're completely missing the point of this video. The person who posted it has a clear understanding of the fact that it is ridiculous in every way.
@MartialArtistWannabe because ur a homo that doesn't know what the fuck your talking about....steven has spent most of his life learning martial arts. Do you have any idea how long it takes to learn at least one martial art let alone how many seagal learned???No, you don't, hence your you tube name. your just a fucking idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on you tube and criticize people that you know are better than you at anything......Asshole
@MartialArtistWannabe cause it is actually... if you want to see a realistic movie you go see an oscar nominee, if you want to have a good time and see Seagal beat out everybody in the most unrealistic way possibles.... you watch a Seagal movie. What IYEEEE don't get, is that some people still don't understand Seagal's movies are meant for certain people and these people enjoy it very much
0:33 the arrow is fired > then he shots the bullet > which misses the arrow> he then has enough time to notice this and move out of the way -
but here's the best part > the arrow WOULDNT HAVE HIT HIM ANYWAY since he didn't move the door.
so what's with the pointless "move behind the door" move !?!?! And why didn't the bullet that missed the arrow hit the archer !?!?!?
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK !
fullfist 6 months ago 2
seagal's early movies are great.. but scenes like this. can anyone take this serious? this is comedy
RingsOfNeptune 6 months ago
@RingsOfNeptune THATS SEAGAL... you don't mess with Seagal... even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with Seagal....
destroyerwod 2 weeks ago
Man, thats a slow arrow.
0hypnotoad0 8 months ago
Americans re-write history via Hollywood to suit themselves, so overweight martial artists who can move faster than the speed of sound .... sounds .... just right!
After it, at's all an American dream!
zen4men 8 months ago
Indians would have nothing on this guy.
PissyThePissedOff 11 months ago
hahahaha
somborfilli 11 months ago
Here's an idea Steven - SHOOT THE GUY WITH THE BOW
mrchrisdavis09 1 year ago 3
nice bullshit :)
violinoamore 1 year ago
steven seagal easily beats chuck norris
rumloler 1 year ago 3
@rumloler THANKYOU!!!!!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT THINKS THAT!!!!THUMBS UP THUMBS UP THUMBS UP!!!!
RandomProductionsCA 9 months ago
i think we found a new test for the mythbusters!
ghostspider 1 year ago 3
i loved the way he waited for a moment while de arrow was fired and than desided to take the sword to cut the arrow in half:p whahahaha! Seven Seagal ftw XD
mkh881101 1 year ago
lol.. what a masterpiece...
Iker122 1 year ago
chupame las bolas steven seagal
blackdragon2512 1 year ago
he probably had time to smoke some weed looking at the speed of the arrow it was going.lol
SaisenseiHQ 1 year ago
sigh.. this is the stupidest and most ridiculous scene he ever made.. by the time he looks at that arrow and by the time he turns around does the hawk stance and swings down.. he would have been shot 5 times.. it wont take a whole 10 seconds for the arrow to reach him , i hate it when he makes this stupid myth bullshit scenes ..
324fender 1 year ago
awesome, how did he make that wall appear, and why didn't he just duck behind it the first time?
GenghisWanghis 1 year ago
...
Dear Steven,
You are not Neo.
Signed,
Foxhack
Foxhack 2 years ago
looks more like a john woo knock off than a matrix knock off :3
Vehement00 2 years ago
wow , that way over the top
astrozombi86 2 years ago
So unrealistic I want to eat my poop
gxxr1130 2 years ago 5
i heard about Seagal challenging Van Damme to a fight, then backing down when Van Damme answered the call.
All at Stallones house. Besides, none of them compare to Chuck Norris.
rofLopolous 2 years ago
Actually Van Damme challenged him to a fight, And Steven Didn't want to fight him. And Chuck Norris is 90. Seagal would just break his neck
tokiwartooth95 2 years ago
although seagal's body seems out of shape, his reactions and agility are better than ever before!
macguver 2 years ago 14
fuck all these assholes down below, this is cool and seagal would own all of them anyways.
movieaddict19 2 years ago 2
@movieaddict19 i think bruce willis will beat up seagal in a fight... bruce never loses.... i think that`s why he didn`t play in titanic
TiB0ss 2 years ago
Easy performances...just slow down the arrow pace, take your time, don't rush, turn your head, look for a sword suiting your fine palate swing it and cut the arrow in the easiest way: by its lenght
giammira 3 years ago 17
this clip shows why steven seagal's movies suck nowadays
elunicocalvo 3 years ago
I did that once in my back yard. :P
Dont believe me??? Check out my vids.
Jetli2008 3 years ago
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i wish that guy pulled put a pistol and just shot him , id pay 2 go see that =]
jamesc3044 3 years ago
When Steven Seagal fights you, he just doesn't break YOUR arm...he alters your DNA so that all future offspring will be born with broken arms...and their offspring...and so on and so forth until the great Buddah himself becomes injured...
bjbernis 3 years ago 6
Man, that's so stupid. Did someone actually think that would be cool on screen?
ThingyBlahBlah3 3 years ago
(Y)
carlosvbm 2 years ago
You can't beat Seagal,because it's part of the movie script for you to lose
tuzwol 3 years ago 3
heh,heh,that's why Aikido is more helpful.Not much contact and still flip over the adversary.
CulturePeaceForever 3 years ago
he is a god
Furstenberg84 3 years ago
lol. ask him to do tat in real life wif real professional n deadly archer shooting at him
recon989 4 years ago
I've seen some modern samurai trainees performing this ability but not against a full speed thrown arrow... But of course steven can do this, yeah...
meetdanblack 4 years ago
so ur saying he can do tat in real life wif a professional archer shooting him in full arrow speed?
recon989 4 years ago
Im not sure who is cooler, Seagal or Chuck....
BroyhillVideo 4 years ago
They can not exist the one without the other. There's no cooler than them, only one overpassing the other's coolness permanently to the end of time... which of course, they'll decide when it is...
meetdanblack 4 years ago
come on guys...
juliope9 4 years ago
steven seagal just walks by and everybody dies.
ionloukas 4 years ago
Whomever dislikes Steven will die a horrible death.
Try playing musc on your computer with the video sound down.
dirtydeedz161 5 years ago
steven seagall the ultimate warrior he can catch bullets too xDD
billonis 5 years ago
the bullets don't kill the archer?
Rah I thought Steven was better than that! lol good one!
ThArGeT 5 years ago
Yep, noticed that too...
peposo7 4 years ago
WTF IS THIS??? Why would you make a video with this overweight idiot? Seriously, if you noticed in the end where the arrow was moving really slow and he was moving at normal speed...meaning that he was actually moving at the speed of sound or even faster. And his perfect aim/technique is the most retarded thing I've ever seen - why did the director even HOPE that this would come off as cool to the public?
MartialArtistWannabe 5 years ago
I think you didn't noticed I was not so serious about the "you can't beat Steven" thing.
I posted this video just because it's absurd, and you are right: to do this scene Steven would break the sound barrier :)
gianpi82 5 years ago 3
No, dude, I knew you were kidding. When I said "why wouldyou make a video with this overweight..." I didn't mean YOU. I meant the director and all his other directors. Even his producers should get slapped for producing. Thanks for posting this, I appreciate it...it was a good laugh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Lol.
MartialArtistWannabe 5 years ago
The world would be a poorer place without Seagal movies. The directors have mastered the art of making something so bad (cornyness, cliches, acting and plot etc) such that it is pure perfection and a joy to watch. I hope he carries on making them until he is carried out in a coffin. Long live Stephen and his acting career!
alanpartridgeaha 4 years ago
This overweight idiot as you so nicly put has an IQ of 180 and is ranked one of the greatest fighters to ever live and is a master marks men as well as being an ex navy seal. Yea sounds like an idiot to me.. lol
stevienightheat1 4 years ago
please tell me who ranked hime as one of the greatest fighters ever live
meetdanblack 4 years ago 5
Lets see
Black tiger fighting mag
FHM mag
Human weapon mags and the tv show on the history channel
Let's not forget randy curture saying that he thinks seagal is the man and he would love to really go at it with him to see how far seagal will go.
stevienightheat1 4 years ago
ok, say me and 30 martial artists friends say he is not, it that enough proof to refute that ? or we should edit our own mags ? come on... anyway... it doesn't matter.
meetdanblack 4 years ago
He didn't fight nobody so how is he one of the greatest.He's one of the greatest on screen fighters.
tuzwol 3 years ago
What? Didn't fight anyone? He fought all of japans best to keep one american dojo in Japan. The man was an navy seal and point blank called out Chuck norris to a fight to the death in japan but chuck said no. The man is a leathel weapon.
stevienightheat1 3 years ago
Please,he was a navy seal in Under Siege.He was talking smack about Chuck Norris,so Bob Wall called out Seagal and challenged him and Seagal didn't accept the challenge Seagal was bad mouthing other martial art styles and Bob Wall stepped up said what he had to say and then that was it.He is a lethal weapon on screen,who did he fight in Japan,other aikido masters,lol.Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal on his own movie set
tuzwol 3 years ago
Read black belt mag to see for yourself. You know very little about seagal it would seem.
stevienightheat1 3 years ago
Steven Seagal is a tremendous on screen fighter.I don't doubt that,but tell me who did he actually fight,and his wife doesn't count
tuzwol 3 years ago 3
Steven Seagal was never a NAvy Seal,only in Under Siege,only in the movies
tuzwol 3 years ago
... speed of sound?
... overweight idiot?
... how would you like him to come to your studio apartment in the shit area of town and kick your ass?!
vgbronze1 4 years ago
Steven Seagal shows that it's possible to be a top martial artist with absolutely no muscle tone.
anon23bf 4 years ago
he's and aikido-ka, of course... he doesn't need to perform any movement that requires strenth over the normal.
meetdanblack 4 years ago
@MartialArtistWannabe, he's Steven Seagal, nuff said.
jkoff76 1 year ago
@MartialArtistWannabe Nigga when I first seen the beginning title "Belly Of The Beast" I was thinking it was actually a documentary on his lard-ass!
ONENIGGER2ANOTHER 1 year ago
@MartialArtistWannabe You dont know anything, first rule is that you dont doubt Segal, omg!
jovanx85 1 year ago
@jovanx85 damn right you don't
destroyerwod 2 weeks ago
@MartialArtistWannabe I think you're completely missing the point of this video. The person who posted it has a clear understanding of the fact that it is ridiculous in every way.
FCTP 9 months ago
@MartialArtistWannabe because ur a homo that doesn't know what the fuck your talking about....steven has spent most of his life learning martial arts. Do you have any idea how long it takes to learn at least one martial art let alone how many seagal learned???No, you don't, hence your you tube name. your just a fucking idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on you tube and criticize people that you know are better than you at anything......Asshole
RandomProductionsCA 9 months ago
@MartialArtistWannabe cause it is actually... if you want to see a realistic movie you go see an oscar nominee, if you want to have a good time and see Seagal beat out everybody in the most unrealistic way possibles.... you watch a Seagal movie. What IYEEEE don't get, is that some people still don't understand Seagal's movies are meant for certain people and these people enjoy it very much
destroyerwod 2 weeks ago
Questo filmato dimostra che Chuck Norris a Steven Seaga, lo suca!
pontello 5 years ago