How To Talk To Anyone

[jusdemelon0]

stranger asking about a necklace, girl answering talking about the death of her boyfriend lol

[mj4ever1332]

i mean person

[mj4ever1332]

i just noticed at 1:20 that they are the same paerson... wow im slow lol

[BelloBudo007]

What's happened to me? I now fancy a hot chick with a mo.

[ninja101snake123]

how to talk to anyone

step 1: say "hi"

[Fun4Nothing1]

You'll need:

-A mouth

Optional:

-Have 3 years old

[BamBabyBrenda]

step 3: Pedo smile at them

[BamBabyBrenda]

-grab them shove them against the wall and yell in their face- BE WITH ME!!!!

[bertazoid]

0:36 the "special smile" is a result of a special delivery from her drug dealer

[christmasswag2]

im surprised that he didn't say u will need a voice box



[kicken41]

thumbs up if you only watch Howcast because of the funny comments

[keyofawesome9716]

How To Talk To Anyone

you will need:

a mouth

a jaw

step 1: move your mouth and jaw untill words come out

did you know pee is yellow??

[TheCrasella]

@keyofawesome9716 pee can be white too

[JeanMachine17]

How To Talk To Anybody

Step 1:

Get High.

done.

[toonrichard]

step one: talk to them

[killasaint17]

Did you know 90% of strangers who come up to you to start conversation, are either going to murder or rape you.... sincerly, a stranger

[dogbone222]

You know you're lonely when you look up a vid like this

You know you're lonely when you've commented about watching a vid like this

You know you're socially awkward when you comment just like this

Forever alone!

[Timmytimmy123123]

Try to talk to Chuck Norris

[comicraider]

that was no special smile THAT WAS A RAPE FACE

[metalheader1]

@comicraider bahahahaha!!

[asspounderify]

Okay... well when you ask that, there's not a big difference between a yes or no response.

where did you get that necklace?

the store.... -_- creep!  lol

[dcomusic]

"what a lovely butt you have!"

[virginiasaintj]

How to talk to any one.

Step 1: say hi

Did you know the ocean is blue?

[ashleylloyd8]

What's the song in this video?

[13scottb13]

I like to cach some one looking in my direction and to get there attention i wave my hand and put on a huge creepy smile, there reactions are so funny :)

[ihatenumbers987]

"He's dead now."

What the f**k do I say then?

[Nitemare54231]

Just smoke weed, works like a charm, and it can give you the balls to talk to that one girl you like (;

[MrWasian]

IT'S A TRAP!!!

[prettypinkcupcakes55]

'special' smile. Haha xD

[xKanden15x]

0:36 Kill the Batman!

[tavern2468]

if someone gave me that kind of special smile i would break out the pepper spray before they can utter ''so how about them Yankees?''

[lilpnk2]

Did you guys notice the girl in red some what look's like Mary Jane from Spiderman

[swaaagzz]

0:40 <-- Rapist .

[Twinsrule23]

@swaaagzz Dear god.

[redjurij]

Step 3 looks creepy.

[TheNightsMoon]

She has a mustache.

[survivealist]

@SpunkyGurrl if your parents told you never to talk to strangers how do you make friends???

[j9849]

LEZBINAIN

[Kortcubain]

@j9849 HOMEO!? really? that's how you spell "lesbian"!?

[3rdWorldChildren]

lol i have problem with first expression talking cause i usually are way more interesting and they just pretty much feel like anything they say will be boring -.- ive been to jail, im on probation, moved from 3 different countries, im a rag to rich, kinda makes it hard for me when they just stutter when i ask them a question...

[Ditaly97]

Fact at the end is common sense

Nerds have no friends

Popular kids have friend but are to busy talking to them to Lerner anything

[kristy1097]

so doing this to the president next time i'm at the white house....

[ivkillre]

what if i need to poop?

[ifeelfantasticfan55]

"Where did you get such a lovely necklace?"

"NO!"

[wookiedestroyer101]

@ifeelfantasticfan55 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[alehax27]

@ifeelfantasticfan55

funny stuff.

[joshy7312]

man just be yourself and dont be a goddamn jerk !

[kennedy072]

what happend if i speak ebonics

[TheCaleb421]

I would probably run if someone was staring at me like that....not talk to them

[sharpclawthunderclan]

0:35 *rape face activated!*

[urkim22]

A girl with a mustache...umm, no I don't think I really want to talk to that person.....

[JennahChick]

step one;

stop posting these types of comments.

step two;

yay.

[officialY1p]

0:39 her "special smile" haunts my nightmares now

[XPrincess30]

@officialY1p LOL it's intensely creepy

[jokkepokke95]

1. Find "Anyone".

2. Talk.

HURRAY!

[JPxKillz]

Me: Where did you get such a lovely necklace!?

Person: NO!!!

[dcomusic]

OH MY GOSH! I just realized something....those two are the SAME people! Look!

[5videoviewer]

@ijhern122689 What you will need:  Alcohol, a robust woman

[ijhern122689]

is there a how to on "how to get laid" im a fucking 23 yr old virgin damn it!!

[Joanna16091997]

opyional :

the ability to speek

[belkotar]

"What a lovely ass you have!" 

[lolzabubbles]

her smile??!!

SCARY!

[KiNgKimbit]

i can't tell if these howcast videos are real or trolls

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@KiNgKimbit they're real just watch howcast "How To KEEP a Conversation Going"

[MrBrandis21]

@KiNgKimbit som,e of them are trolls xD

[jonthefuzz2]

@KiNgKimbit 0:43 your answer

[Iamyass]

Thats what I need, a moustache

[loveislovepeaceis]

I clicked it I thought it was about Hendrix

[youfun7777]

sign up MingleArena com meet some new friends

[putbye1]

sorry but fail charlie chaplin...

[socialdisorderous]

0:39 sims smile?? lol

[OoEmmaBearoO]

@socialdisorderous lol thats exactly what I thought when I saw it

[bunratha14]

what were they waiting for in that video?

[neofriends]

"Where did you get such a lovely necklace?"

"A store."

Troll successful!

[ukgreaterlondon]

feminine ladies are sweet and cuddly to cause males to love them not to ignore them .

[PhatNinjazProduction]

Around 0:40 she had a creeper smile

[GRnoob326]

th black hat guy is a women... ==

[juan2066]

@GRnoob326 i think so too !!! O_O

[subster768]

i onley look at these vids for there comments

[TheJeremiah948]

Here is the Howcast Video on how to talk to anyone :D Here are the steps you need to do....

1: Walk up to a person of interest

2: Speak

3: If all else fails await the "awkward" moment

[MrAltoidsMan]

Where can i buy this "opening question"?

[thevideosinc]

even mexicans

[QueenSemiramis]

He's dead now. lmao

[astboy4life]

step 1: open ur mouth

step 2: vibrate ur vocal chords.

[theaegymaknae]

her smile crept me out.

[crystalroy]

im bored sooo thats what im watching

[xXxJokerManxXx]

"You are a fan of Justin bieber? Me too!!"

"Really?"

"No."

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8934]

Stupid advertisements... ¬¬

[imsoEMOtionalistic]

what a creepy ass smile XD

next video: how to smile

[SillyPuddy102]

where i live when someone comments on your necklace it indicates they are looking at your chest...

[MichielVenmans]

I woul run away if she talked to me

[whitehousesvc729]

Ok, so she comments on the music, but not on the fact that her boyfriend died?

[ShadowBasker]

@whitehousesvc729 it was saying dont do that

[prowlcat123]

I hate howcast!

[grandmasterme133]

Have you ever noticed how in howcast videos, their are never any african-americans,their just white people,search up any howcast video youll see.Its not even a black person in the backround.

[lilme1313]

@grandmasterme133 in the beyonce single ladies one the main person is african-american!

[Amh890]

OMG R-A-P-E GET THE FUDGE AWAY FROM ME! LOL

[idunnoproductionzz]

Tip: If a chick in a fake moustahce stares at you with a creepy smile, be prepared to shout rape.

[1982moonkat]

this video with the music reminded me of the Sims!

[Josewazheretoday]

00 :44 talk about rape face

[emptyehole21]

howcast is like a parody all on its own..stupid fuckin videos sometimes

[JAUREGUIJESSEJR]

you guys know the guy was actully a girl

[Bluemaple45]

I would talk to my unicorn then

[killerdogd1]

step 1:talk to them

[Mriinternetz]

lol keep pressing 4

[SaxHero]

When I was watching this, the featured video that came up was "How to Escape a Choke Hold". That can't just be coincidence, right?

Guy: Hey, where did you get that necklace?

Girl: It was a gift from my boyfriend who played guitar

Guy: Oh really? It's a shame that he passed away.

Girl: ...I didn't tell you that part...

Guy: Well you're single now, so let's get to know each other! I just knew I could talk to you. *special smile*

Girl: *turning to leave*

Guy: *choke hold*

[tamgiang]

"Wow, that necklace looks expensive .................... police, police. this is the end of your charming B.S .

[MyMyMyTelephone]

You will need:

A person with ears

A mouth

Vocal cords

1. Open mouth.

2. Vibrate vocal cords.

That's all! You have successfully talked.

[AdamsTeinz]

@MyMyMyTelephone or growled. :-D

[daniisux]

@AdamsTeinz hahaha! I like your comment more..

[Helpfulinauselessway]

@MyMyMyTelephone what if they're deaf? deaf people have ears

[USER1046]

These videos are short, interesting, informative, simple, are good quality and sometimes funny.

[elkyuubi88]

According to Stanford I am beyond fucked.

[MrsDuchovny]

"My friend is dead now"... Wow, if that's not a conversation starter, than what is? Lol XD

[Dudeinator6599]

Me: "My! What a lovely necklace you have!"

Girl: "I'm not wearing a necklace."

Me: "Um.... me too!"

Girl: "What?"

Me: "My old girlfriend was a guitarist. She's dead now!"

Girl: "Okay, get away from me."

[purpleshorts256]

@Dudeinator6599 hilarious!

[SNUFFLESxXx]

i am quiet for one reson

i am not trying to be rapped by some random pedofile who is wanted in about 30 states and is on the most wanted list of America.

[izzklo]

@SNUFFLESxXx uhh...wtf

[yozy212356]

oh i forgot to talk

[RayRox17]

Haha you know what's funny? There's a reason why we're all watching this :P

[sakuramankai94]

actually the smile in the beginning was kinda cute :)

[MeditationGuru420]

lesbians

[remen2005]

Anytime I see a commercial in "Youtube" I will turn off the video. Join me in banning all videos that have a commercial. Help stop big corporations from permeating every piece of our lives. Youtube should be for enjoyment, not to take another opportunity to sell me junk!!!!

[13098519]

@remen2005 - Never gonna happen.. Sadly...

[darkinmysilence]

@remen2005 The irony is that the only thing you'll ever watch will be the commercials. Just sayin.

[ferndalealex]

Cute video, they're obviously not taking themselves overly seriously!

[ferndalealex]

Cute and well done, obviously not taking themselves overly seriously.

[ramonamajidi]

u vil nid : MOM room u (optional) step 1 makur mm clin ur room step 2 : b amazed and act as if u didnt no she was going 2 do it step 3 :do de same ting every week step 4: dont b shoked wen mom dies DONE , now how hard was that di it take long!!!!!!!!?????NO NOW DO IT OR ELSE OR ELs.... OR ELS ..... u will DIE (IM a GIRL so u kant kil me bak(NEIGHTER CAN i LOL))

[JewlshenBlaze]

@ramonamajidi lolz an ps im a girl so technically i can kill u...

[WebkinzAnimania43]

It's a woman with a mustache... what?

[The3nlightened0ne]

@WebkinzAnimania43

Welcome to reality.

'cause there are men today with breasts (gynecomastia)

The world is changing!

[alnakhli999]

How to talk to anyone? Just go & talk... there trying to make it look complicated.

[PoeticAuthority]

Very Very interesting, the last statment... People seem to say, Oh you'll go places due to a chat I just had with them. I guess, speech is a very useful thing. Besides, it is the bearer of all fruits! ;)

[fenfen11251]

I'm a girl so i don tknow if its natural but:

are mustaches supposed to be attached to your nostrils?

[anabs10]

*me seeing the title of this vid* = *facepalm*

[15NatalieA]

If youre a girl and want to talk to anyone, maybe you should shave your goddamn mustauche

[wellesradio]

Damn, you mean being good at quizzes and tests won't help you deal with real world interpersonal situations? We've been duped!

[trang23390]

i enjoy almost howcast vids, they r so relaxing n funny

[wazzobazzo]

How to talk to anyone = dress up as weird zombie Chaplin...

[TxtTalk168]

That is a very "special" smile....

[robabrams1444]

Audiences..

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 45-54 I can just imagine them in their moms basement now...haha

[Spring1234777]

if you are a creepy, transvestite loner like in this vid, dont try talking to people.....they will be terrified of you

[rhlehgusl]

is this a joke

[TheLEGOVlogger]

step 1. go to some1 step 2. TALK EASY

[gunitakon]

it say "agree to whatever they say and say things like me too"

so next time someone says "I suck dicks" say "me too" LOL

[tourental]

If I compliment a random girl's necklace they will think I was looking at her boobs

[cwalktalk1]

Step 1: Say hi to everyone. Done, congradu-freaking-lations you did it.

[opendtuning]

here's how... "Hi Iam into Justin Bieber!!! other person ... "WOW" come to my place NOW"!!!

[blkthingblkthing]

I enjoy having short conversation with people many people at a time, however this works against me at the gym because some people keep talking until it's times to leave. I guess some of it is my fault because i don't know to get out the situation.

[ArtisticwithaK]

I think all old people that I've encountered have seen this video lol.

[Simgeozmen1]

u will need a tounge to talk with ;) NO DURR HOWCAST

[ReaverRism]

Anyone? Will it work on dead people?

[Xenon068]

how to talk? make a background check with what the person is like then talk to him/her with the things she/he is interested at

[erinhendry97]

my! what a lovely necklace you have!

IT'S MINE BITCH!

[mrmoneyboygurl]

shemale

[queen10993]

if you're gonna first smile at them, don't give them a rapist, serial killer, or perverted smile, like she did.

[brutaka359]

My! What a lovely necklace you have!

Do I know you?

Are you a girl?

Why are you wearing fake mustache?

[ChIcKiLoVe]

@brutaka359 lol that's fucking hilarious! (:

[yihanglee]

is that a girl?!!!!!

[zeno711]

nerds probly thot this sed how to talk to girls. and i dont talk to strangers randomly in greyscale

[neverlast15]

no you should stare at someone and then ask them can i have your address!!!

[TobiCollab]

in my school i have no friends, im okay with it =)

[MrIvan72]

that person in the hat is no man , hes a girl!!!

[kassehue]

Noob tips ;) I'm pr0 at talking to anyone :D All I need to know is the enviroment they are in :D, like I talk different to peoples online than those IRL ;)

[limabean98]

where did you get such a lovely necklace? yes!

[anti666oo]

What if I wanna talk... not just make them talk.?

[rawrannie789]

hes dead now.

[swedishfootballfan]

00:00



[BostonAllPro]

that guy creeps me out

[H3llicus]

creepay!

[Citycandy17]

That was slightly messed up

[brutaka359]

Lesbians. :D