Mystery Chaz Theater: Ep. 8-7 "How NOT to Review Games"

[gunpsycho]

Cripes, now I feel better for NOT being ANYTHING like this asshat PS3 fanboy.

[gunpsycho]

Damn, even I'm not that bad the first time I actually played the game. This guy doesn't even DESERVE to be mentioned in the same sentence as "autistic". This guy's right up there with Dakari-King Mykan. Then again, Mykan is infamous for a different reason, so I might be getting ahead of myself here.

[ZigTheHunter]

what was that epic song at the end when you entered rage mode?

[ChazDragoon]

@ZigTheHunter Pursuit 2009  from Miles Edgeworth Investigations

[ZigTheHunter]

@ChazDragoon cool thanks

[L4DKirby]

Meep, i's get scared when chaz goes into rage mode o.o'

[MrBigGreenskin]

This guy can not be functioning in real life, he is acting like less then a 12 year old. He seems to be the type to project his personal issues. Like he is the juvenile living in his parent's basement with no job or drive to get one. Nothing is wrong with MOST of the things he is using to condescend to people, that includes living with your parents. Considering how the world economy is, that is the smart thing to do really. At base value, he is just a big kid complaining about his insecurities.

[nflplayer200]

@ChazDragoon I've watched them all and love it xD!

[sasamichan]

How dare this guy insult the graphics of an old game? Its like judging a 30s movie by today's standards! *rage* Any how if you like LPs or failed LPs check out Sagemaster15 thomasstout25 RoushutsuRises fallowgaming SuperJeenius takarifreak SirRonLionheart HCBaily Ashkihyena DavetheUsher retrorant RebelTaxi99 veteran0121 JammyONE tealgamemaster ZackScottGames any of those weather they be good or weather they fail are better at what they do then THIS guy, who would have been fun if...

[SDbait]

god this made you mad it made me mad too. god what a fucking idiot. ill admit it he is now the most STUPIDEST person in the entire world.

[heytheremarioman392]

Chaz never asked for this...

[ChazDragoon]

@heytheremarioman392 that's a shame... /jenson

[heytheremarioman392]

@ChazDragoon /Vending machine

[Snorlagg]

I`m sorry calling him a retard is well kinda insulting retards...

[Neotails8762]

"Resnor" sounds like a Twlight/Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction to him? Fuck, he'd better stay away from Nine Inch Nails.

[SakuraSan101]

Love how he trashes the game because he SUCKS AT IT. God, douchebags like that guy really grind my gears.

[Snorlagg]

Also rember chaz this guy doesn`t just hate nintendo he also hates Playstation2 cause "it's old" He only likes the newest games cause everything else is for "Nastolgia fags". I`m sorry to that end his avatar is one of the "Originization XIII" members and he begins every god damn video with the protoman (blues) theme song! For somebody who thinks old things are for fags he sure is fagging it up... NOW to state that I am not trying to insult any body with my statement only show the irony.

[ChazDragoon]

@Snorlagg Strange isn't it? Have a cookie dear.. *gives cookie*

[Snorlagg]

BONZAI BILL DOES NOT MEAN FOR YOU TO SUICIDE JUMP INTO IT!!! Man this is what i mean about fan boy rage!

[Kotathelulzy]

This shitbird irks me to levels of rage I've never experienced before. Somebody somewhere, please kill this tar brained knuckle-dragger.

[Snorlagg]

@Kotathelulzy The problem is that if we did that action we would be worse then him. Because as far as I know he hasn`t killed anybody yet... only been a troll. Also i`m willing to bet this person isn`t a man but a boy who lives in his mother basement. I only state this because of the videos of his living area.

[ChazDragoon]

@Kotathelulzy where the heck have you been Kota? D:

[GreatEmerald1]

Hey, I was about to make An Insult To Rocks, but Chaz already beat me to it!

[ChazDragoon]

@GreatEmerald1 i did? XD

[GreatEmerald1]

@ChazDragoon Yes. Look up "Insult to Rocks" on TVTropes.

As a short version, the Laconic entry contains this information:

"I'd compare you to X, but I don't want to insult X."

[BygPhattyPlus]

Am I the only one that thought the music, combines with Chaz's argument, made it sound like an epic anime where the hero is giving an epic speech before mightily pwning his foe?

[GreatEmerald1]

@BygPhattyPlus That's because it's the Objection theme from Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney :)

[BygPhattyPlus]

@GreatEmerald1 I know that, but it just reminded me of an anime. He he, Chaz the Hero.

[ChazDragoon]

@BygPhattyPlus useless trivia: i was actually pointing at my screen during certain intervals of the end..

[ChazDragoon]

@BygPhattyPlus Miles Edgeworth music tends to do that

[demonhuskfang]

i'm actually thinking of grabbing my camera and tripod just to tell this guy off...

[ChazDragoon]

@demonhuskfang don't...i think we did enough for everyone (adding to Rubbish Reviews as well)

[nflplayer200]

Hahaha I love this!!! Please make more of these! :DD

[ChazDragoon]

@nflplayer200 there will..depending on what i find..there's 7 other episodes to watch if you missed them

[Alphablast001]

TAKE THAT!!

Excellent deduction, my friend!

ChazDragoon for High Prosecutor!

[kz424]

Damn I Should get on this Chaz lol

[ChazDragoon]

@kz424 if you want..though i think we covered it.. XD at least for this review.

[kz424]

@ChazDragoon No Prob...but yea you guys did kinda ripped him a new one LMAO

[Cha0sGuardian]

Mysterious Man is a failure as a game reviewer. I swear the guy is a freaking idiot. I just... agh... It's people like this that I sometimes wish video games didn't progress as far as they did. Mysterious Man shouldn't review any game, or even TOUCH a controller, ever again.

[Snorlagg]

@Cha0sGuardian Problem is he probably doesn`t practice what he says. I`m guessing he does play old games and she is full of shit about hating old games. He's just a troll trying to get a rise out of people cause he knows what to say to make people pissed.

[Cha0sGuardian]

@Snorlagg: I thought of that possibility as well, I mean, how better to get a rise out of people than doing 'reviews' about past games and calling them crap? I know a great deal of people that grew up with these games and some of those same people still play them (such as myself). If he's doing this just to troll people, I think he was very successful, but I believe his time in the spotlight is over and he should return to his bridge.

[ChazDragoon]

@Cha0sGuardian either or i get some MCT fodder... :3

[Cha0sGuardian]

@ChazDragoon: Good point, and I love me some good MCT.

[ChazDragoon]

@Cha0sGuardian yet he will...untill games fade into obscurity, he dies or it becomes a "faggy nostalgic fad"... *rolls eyes*

[flarnith]

How to train your Yoshi

 :3

[ChazDragoon]

@flarnith step one: abort it so it turns into a mushroom....wait...

[Snorlagg]

@ChazDragoon But not just any mushroom a 1up!