read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
people used to know vaules and the difference b/n good and bad and they knew art, now We are brain washed. Sadly the Elite are destroying the Religions they made wich gave us a good background for values. here I'll help you start with family its pretty high on the list.
"The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now." Jus10 Judge Judy
@lorerax1 What a load of incoherent nonsense. The majority of people understand the concept of basic morality and choose to implement it on a daily basis. Don't make sweeping generalizations to make yourself sound insightful. Furthermore religion didn't create a code of ethics, some religions simply popularized a few chosen ideals. Don't over complicate a simple concept. Also, who are the "Elite?" From what I've seen lately, religion is still as persuasive and powerfully influential as ever.
There's three things to remember: claim everything, explain nothing, deny everything. -- Senator Prescott Bush (Skull and Bones, 1917) "Better know nothing than half-know many things" Friedrich Nietzsche "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." Socrates quotes
For the Elite start with the bankers and the 13bloodlines. trust only those who search for truth. good luck & God speed. oh yeah and from the simsons "Never TrusT a WierDO!" XD ha ha ha XD
and physics, mathmatics, polotics, history, the mind, (side note women), art, piccasso, Galileo, beatoven, nicolas testla, how life works, how organisms interact, how we use letters in math instead of numbers like differential equations, well I'm glad to be with the other Fucked up crazy people. lol if it make u feel any better, my great aunt went 2 an asylum, and I as well as others think my grandmother R crazy, and ppl say my freinds are crazy(beware the quiet ones4u'd neverknow its me!;D mwah
THere R no rules, only those that U impose upon URself. call me names, but U cannot silence the truth, but it is not truth that matters, but victory as adolf hitler said. U can run from me & U may never meet me, but U will never never never run away from Life! Question Authority, everything u do, spread UR knoledge, I care who I hurt, but not what ppl think of me. I could call U a Cunt Gurilla tin soildeir nit twit, but thats not going 2 make me a bigger better man.
Jesus not another one of you, how cliche' can you get? Honestly man doesn't it make you feel like such a dullard when you realize you are mimicking the same things said by thousands of others like you? I haven't time to fritter away on people like you. I'm done, get a life, or a least a new act.
I talked to one of my proffessors about this conspiracty stuff. err yeah a lot of it is BS, yeah yeah laugh it up. (keep in mind I'm still frickin wierd, but you should meet my grandmother, NOW THATS WEIRD. She keeps stuff other ppl would say is trash!) anyway, what my prof said is "Bilderberg group" can be proven to exist very easily, this is one of the few things ppl need to look up. I'm sorry I freaked you out dude, I was very lost not to mention gulible.
And Dude I'm fucking nuts so go back to your dynamics textbk to page 33 and calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow as it comes down at 40 deegress west at 33m/s over a distance in the x direction of 100m. ignore wind resistence and gravity. how long does it take for the swallow to crash into the dirt.
oh dude there's way more Creepy crazy Badonkadonk EEEky shites out there then Monty pyton. Just research how orphans are being used out west for science experiments. Got to go crazy if you don't want to comit suiside/still be happy. I talk to F'n Manikins dude! Search for the truth and my God have mercy on your soul! Live Long and Prosper my freind.
"The Blue Duck" is the very definition of corprate created product. Created in surevy groups. Bland, inoffensive, deep as a puddle and mass-marketed to the point of nausea.
It's like a cautionary tale. This is what happens when you try to mesh art and business. They just don't belong together. Never will. Andy Warhol shouldn't have been put in the same sentence as "art."
That's the one and only Chazz Palmeretti in the role of the legendary Leonardo Da Vinci.
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i guess i should be more mature, like you. this appears to involve putting a dick in my mouth, though, which i am not as comfortable with as you apparently are. hell, maybe this is some sort of clever trick to get me to put your dick in my mouth, like that's all i need to grow up. well i'm not falling for that again you big fancy nancy.
yeah...great job dumbass by pointing out the obvious...god! I love...no really REALLY love comments on youtube that constantly uses lol more than once...wow....(fyi...just keeping the argument flowing)
This is bad. I like this show, but when you make it into a minisode, you miss out on a lot of the jokes, and sometimes it's hard to follow the story because things are left out.
I always thought this episode was kinda odd but the problem with this clip is it's clips of an episode, you don't get the whole thing. I remember this episode made more sence when i watched the whole 23 minuites. or 30min - comercials, wtevr.
This is supposed to be a newspaper comic strip by Scott Adams (one of my favorites) but now they basically destroyed it by turning it into a show. The whole idea of it being a comic is destroyed.
i wish it's still on air. one of my fav cartoon show ever...i love dilbert.
puddinfacekiki 1 year ago
awsome..... i like the theme music
KregJonesCrew 2 years ago
thats pretty cool lol
DylonnnVIP 2 years ago
wtf at 4:50!
djmaster1995 2 years ago
the mona lisa
AndrewBean90 2 years ago
behold, how memes are ruined.
dragonboyjgh 2 years ago 3
I never noticed the nun before. Hahahahhahahahahah!
obamawalker 2 years ago
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This is bob, Copy and paste him, and soon he will take over Youtube
Iamnotaliberal 2 years ago
i want to shop at dogberts emporium! :)
peteysmydog 2 years ago 5
I think this is my 2nd favorite episode. Dilbert rules.
obamawalker 2 years ago
@SammySteele No kidding? The things our viewers pick out....
MinisodeNetwork 2 years ago
i like it show 5 out 5
nightofraven 3 years ago
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MoMoney3100 3 years ago
i love true irony.
umahuma4 3 years ago
what a stomach!
MinisodeNetwork 3 years ago
Is that a nunn that pops out behind dilbert at the very end?
FarmerBob01057 3 years ago
of course she shops at the dogbert store !
MinisodeNetwork 3 years ago
The nun is Sister Wendy Becket, a famous art historian.
SammySteele 2 years ago 2
"I'd like a lemon wedge in mine."
Dilbert is great :]
rekichi 3 years ago 3
"once a soup can became art, all the rules went out the window" lol
jbbremerton 3 years ago 2
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ComiCBoY000 3 years ago
go blue ducks!
MinisodeNetwork 3 years ago
love ducks! and they're blue! i'm in heaven!
StrangeDyl 3 years ago
"I hoped the mystery of art would reveal itself." ::queue the nun in the background:
TehFuckingRonn 3 years ago
The nun is Sister Wendy Becket, a famous art historian.
SammySteele 2 years ago
it's a cartoon? why are u making it so complicated? by the way why does a nun walk in at 4:51
kojak54 3 years ago 3
people used to know vaules and the difference b/n good and bad and they knew art, now We are brain washed. Sadly the Elite are destroying the Religions they made wich gave us a good background for values. here I'll help you start with family its pretty high on the list.
"The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now." Jus10 Judge Judy
lorerax1 3 years ago
@lorerax1 What a load of incoherent nonsense. The majority of people understand the concept of basic morality and choose to implement it on a daily basis. Don't make sweeping generalizations to make yourself sound insightful. Furthermore religion didn't create a code of ethics, some religions simply popularized a few chosen ideals. Don't over complicate a simple concept. Also, who are the "Elite?" From what I've seen lately, religion is still as persuasive and powerfully influential as ever.
arcrendition 3 years ago
ha much to learn.
There's three things to remember: claim everything, explain nothing, deny everything. -- Senator Prescott Bush (Skull and Bones, 1917) "Better know nothing than half-know many things" Friedrich Nietzsche "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." Socrates quotes
For the Elite start with the bankers and the 13bloodlines. trust only those who search for truth. good luck & God speed. oh yeah and from the simsons "Never TrusT a WierDO!" XD ha ha ha XD
lorerax1 3 years ago
You misspelled Simpsons, oh yeah and you're crazy. OOOWWEEEEEEOOOO hahaha
Stamid467 3 years ago
and physics, mathmatics, polotics, history, the mind, (side note women), art, piccasso, Galileo, beatoven, nicolas testla, how life works, how organisms interact, how we use letters in math instead of numbers like differential equations, well I'm glad to be with the other Fucked up crazy people. lol if it make u feel any better, my great aunt went 2 an asylum, and I as well as others think my grandmother R crazy, and ppl say my freinds are crazy(beware the quiet ones4u'd neverknow its me!;D mwah
lorerax1 3 years ago
Well you obviously know what you're talking about, btw this is for comments on the dilbert minisode you tool.
Stamid467 3 years ago
XD why do U do what UR told?
THere R no rules, only those that U impose upon URself. call me names, but U cannot silence the truth, but it is not truth that matters, but victory as adolf hitler said. U can run from me & U may never meet me, but U will never never never run away from Life! Question Authority, everything u do, spread UR knoledge, I care who I hurt, but not what ppl think of me. I could call U a Cunt Gurilla tin soildeir nit twit, but thats not going 2 make me a bigger better man.
lorerax1 3 years ago
Jesus not another one of you, how cliche' can you get? Honestly man doesn't it make you feel like such a dullard when you realize you are mimicking the same things said by thousands of others like you? I haven't time to fritter away on people like you. I'm done, get a life, or a least a new act.
Stamid467 3 years ago
lol, um you'll think this is funny.
I talked to one of my proffessors about this conspiracty stuff. err yeah a lot of it is BS, yeah yeah laugh it up. (keep in mind I'm still frickin wierd, but you should meet my grandmother, NOW THATS WEIRD. She keeps stuff other ppl would say is trash!) anyway, what my prof said is "Bilderberg group" can be proven to exist very easily, this is one of the few things ppl need to look up. I'm sorry I freaked you out dude, I was very lost not to mention gulible.
lorerax1 3 years ago
Dude its a CARTOON
sonicwind7 3 years ago
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hey get out of this conversation.
And Dude I'm fucking nuts so go back to your dynamics textbk to page 33 and calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow as it comes down at 40 deegress west at 33m/s over a distance in the x direction of 100m. ignore wind resistence and gravity. how long does it take for the swallow to crash into the dirt.
oh yeah its 355m high. I like carrots by the way.
lorerax1 3 years ago
lorerax1 r u taking meds?
l0rd0fTh3Danc3 3 years ago 5
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lol no well one, but, have you ever heard the song with uh "does that make me crazy"? "I just knew to much"
lorerax1 3 years ago
is it an east African swallow? does it happen to be carrying a coconut? is it two swallows?
trifarce101 3 years ago 3
oh dude there's way more Creepy crazy Badonkadonk EEEky shites out there then Monty pyton. Just research how orphans are being used out west for science experiments. Got to go crazy if you don't want to comit suiside/still be happy. I talk to F'n Manikins dude! Search for the truth and my God have mercy on your soul! Live Long and Prosper my freind.
lorerax1 3 years ago
or perhaps is a europen swallow, but then again, they only weigh 6 ounces, and cannot be expected to lift a 2 pound coconut
Lovlykitten 3 years ago
an African swallow could, but its non-migratory.
trifarce101 3 years ago
so close yet so far
MinisodeNetwork 3 years ago
Was this from the second season? I remember the 2nd season dragging the show down, because most of the eps in it sucked.
uofmrules1 3 years ago
how do you watch full episodes
Plair04 3 years ago
these are specially made to be 5 minutes, thers no "full" episode.
ericerzah 3 years ago
We also have a bunch of full length, free, episodes available on Hulu.
-L. Howard, The Minisode Network
MinisodeNetwork 3 years ago
Hulu?
ericerzah 3 years ago
hulu(dot)com
Edster303 3 years ago
(by dane youssef)
"The Blue Duck" is the very definition of corprate created product. Created in surevy groups. Bland, inoffensive, deep as a puddle and mass-marketed to the point of nausea.
It's like a cautionary tale. This is what happens when you try to mesh art and business. They just don't belong together. Never will. Andy Warhol shouldn't have been put in the same sentence as "art."
That's the one and only Chazz Palmeretti in the role of the legendary Leonardo Da Vinci.
SURFUR 3 years ago
The blue duck was awesome while it lasted
InternetPwner 3 years ago
when was this show made??
stinkomalinko 4 years ago
its actually new i think it comes from minisodes... its currently got 132 videos.
nazmi22 3 years ago
love the sister wendy cameo at the end
rescuetortoise 4 years ago 2
I want a t shirt with that dogbert logo on it
markpacker 4 years ago
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the boss has a huge gut!!!
Bigshot53 4 years ago
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...dumbass...
atbestvague 4 years ago
they all have huge guts dummy
TheNewJusticeTeam 3 years ago
Honestly I like the comic better, but this show is ok.
lustmanns 4 years ago 6
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This reminds me of a scene of the proud family.
xcrono1321 4 years ago
I had a ruteen with dilbert.
every Monday night I'd go make a nice diner sit down on the couch watch dilbert and try to make it seem funner than it was. that lasted a mouth
DonHoraldo 4 years ago
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i can see why it was cancelled
this show sucks
56aviatordude 4 years ago
i can see why you were boo'ed
this comment sucks
lustmanns 4 years ago 2
theres a show 4 dilbert? i lik the comic
duckonquack216 4 years ago 5
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this one gay ass show i seen nothing funny about they should kill themselfs
bbmelton 4 years ago
says the person that couldn't manage one short intelligible sentence.
Crazymofo3813 4 years ago 16
you know, dilbert was funnier in the comic strip.
stinkomalinko 4 years ago 5
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You know, no one gives a shit.
jiarb 4 years ago
you're right, the same way no one cares about you.
thegnastygnome 4 years ago
I miss this show.
atomicstoney 4 years ago 4
my son always reads these comics
rickcamb 4 years ago 3
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that's great, grandpa. does your son also walk you to the mailbox?
solecistice 4 years ago
dont be an ass
rurouni248 4 years ago 12
stfu sole lets see how old r u 5? 4? shove a dick in ur mouth and keep quiet.. let the big boys talk....
calvinis28 4 years ago
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i guess i should be more mature, like you. this appears to involve putting a dick in my mouth, though, which i am not as comfortable with as you apparently are. hell, maybe this is some sort of clever trick to get me to put your dick in my mouth, like that's all i need to grow up. well i'm not falling for that again you big fancy nancy.
solecistice 4 years ago
sooo...you've actually fell for it at one point?
go back to playing your video games.
8dots 4 years ago
lol an argument got started by "my son always reads these comics" lol lol lol well there goes my faith in humanity...
poopopoop 4 years ago 7
yeah...great job dumbass by pointing out the obvious...god! I love...no really REALLY love comments on youtube that constantly uses lol more than once...wow....(fyi...just keeping the argument flowing)
Medication102 4 years ago 5
sorry i was using "lol" to make fun of arguing... and keep up the argument flow! XD
poopopoop 4 years ago
Man i didn't watch dilbert in a long time.
cowcolor 4 years ago
I always pictured them shorter...
TalkingCardCreator 4 years ago 2
what the shit?
I knew this was a cartoon but I never knew it was a show!!!!!! I love this comic what channel is this show on??????
eragonfan4life 4 years ago 3
I didn't really like this. I think i like the comic better. I liked the helicopter, though. 2:38
kkkoutofkkk 4 years ago 2
i didn't know this was a show now!
stewieandhomerrule 4 years ago
i dint no to
wargamemaster 4 years ago
Hahah, they just summarized DeviantArt XD
Sprite37 4 years ago
This is bad. I like this show, but when you make it into a minisode, you miss out on a lot of the jokes, and sometimes it's hard to follow the story because things are left out.
Asguarde 4 years ago
Art? That nigga can't draw.
tompozzo 4 years ago
is this on tv and if so what channel
sportsgero556666 4 years ago
what channel is this on
2084793 4 years ago
its been cancelled for years.....
boots65 4 years ago 3
omg, how funny, he uses Paint. the cheapest, least affective, sorriest image manipulation program aver invented!
HawkBuzz 4 years ago
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RebelzUnite 4 years ago
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lame show!!!
znoahmarhoadskill 4 years ago
good one man funnier dan da video lol
cucui559 4 years ago
Our Boss don't like dat!
" I'd like a lemon wedge in that please."
SchwaProductions 4 years ago 2
It looks like the who made Doug made this show
Method2k5 4 years ago
I always thought this episode was kinda odd but the problem with this clip is it's clips of an episode, you don't get the whole thing. I remember this episode made more sence when i watched the whole 23 minuites. or 30min - comercials, wtevr.
strapingyounglad 4 years ago
ok now i ant a blue duck! lol
nwojoey17 4 years ago 2
That was kinda ......crooked.odd one might say.
willywillywonka1 4 years ago 2
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retarded show,
jamesjdm 4 years ago
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thats pretty retarded
disiswhyimhot13 4 years ago
It's nice, but it isn't very subtle with its theme. It doesn't feel good as a show, it seems to be better as a comic.
DeeperBlueX16 4 years ago 4
How is that funny?
blackeagle989444 4 years ago
I like the helicopter...
pinkpooj 4 years ago
I think I'm missing the point.
Darthvader996 4 years ago
I saw that cartoon with the glasses on in the newspaper
carrottopfan95 4 years ago
This is supposed to be a newspaper comic strip by Scott Adams (one of my favorites) but now they basically destroyed it by turning it into a show. The whole idea of it being a comic is destroyed.
faehunter2 4 years ago
One of the best shows I ever watched
Such a classic
w4nt3dd4m4n 4 years ago
I never knew it was a show before (where have I been?)
wiley1080 4 years ago
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrincessMioneKag 4 years ago
I loved this show, a shame they canceled it.
majordbag2 4 years ago
how does his tie do that????
Krakan1309 4 years ago
Mystery. Nuff' said.
cosmicorder2 4 years ago
lol i luv dilbert and ive always wondered y his tie does that
dogbertaggie14 4 years ago
Maybe it's ironed wrong. I wish my dad's tie did that.
rocko5521 4 years ago
That sounds a lot like the art world.
PopcornFilmmaker 4 years ago
nice touch at the end
minilantz 4 years ago
really cool, good job minisode
Pinoy1ce 4 years ago
Dilbert is the best blue duck
lgreenfan 4 years ago
he isnt a duck
SUPERCRAZYGUITARHER0 4 years ago 2
I dont need your attitude
lgreenfan 4 years ago
that was the best conversation i've seen here.
Badartist 4 years ago 2
Hem RETARD
Afr0k1d 4 years ago
this is nice.
lgreenfan 4 years ago
Yeah it is nice.
-The Minisode Network
MinisodeNetwork 4 years ago
wow this show is awesome :D
ovensowns 4 years ago
I will go one further, I think this show is both awesome, and "splediforous."
(That's "Latin" for "animated"... I "think")
-The Minisode Network
MinisodeNetwork 4 years ago
cute
ezziroo 4 years ago
I just spoke with Dilbert, he feels the same about you.
-The Minisode Network
MinisodeNetwork 4 years ago