Kevin Smith - Would You Like A Portion?

[Cassavius]

Not being British, I only know the expression "would you like a portion" from the BBC sitcom "Bottom".

[Dickshatban1]

I don't get it

[CheersMarra]

@Dickshatban1 American?

[smartgirl2]

@Rolin it's a known fact Kevin smith didn't hit puberty until he was thirty six, that beard you ask? Sharpies...all of it....sharpies

[Rolin900]

what the fuck is wrong with his voice

[runtripfall54]

New favorite sex euphemism has been found.

[SicSolution]

Hahaha wow British people are on a whole different level of dirtiness haha

[thewwefan34207]

lol i love kevin's laugh

[Dollarbob]

that bitch is cutting people off...what a fucking unfunny cunt

[BMaestro]

She's pretty annoying

[robsterboy123]

girls has some awesome titez

[solky1s]

@robsterboy123 indeed girls do usually have titez and true titez are awesome

[Menand1]

would you like a portion? lol

[utopiachild71]

bumpin uglies still does it for me xD

[contact1araya]

Damm that fatty grrrl is saxxxey!!! Yeah!!

[HaShomeret]

this is AMAZING

[Sh0nin]

"Would you like a pohrtion?"

[piccolafede]

jasons' voice is sooo hot

[MrNonoz]

That girl is daft

[tdbksrq]

@MrNonoz lol, i could see the room look at her like, "wow, thanks setting us back a few hundred years."

[RebeccaAnne88]

kevin has the best laugh EVER!!

[Bloodshotbuddah]

I love smiths laugh it cracks me up

[Daikkenaurora]

gotta love that accent.

[KingChing]

Where can I see the whole London Q&A

[Ou8y2k2]

A city called Bittorrent, California.

[XL5timechampsXL]

buy it....An evening w/ Kevin Smith 2...Evening Harder

I got my copy at Big Lots about 3 months ago for 3 bucks brand new.

[GoldFloride]

Dip the wick.

[plicketypow]

my come-on line is: Hey baby, nothin gets my dick harder than a foot-chase....

[mugwamp1983]

LOL!!!!!

[kandysrainbow]

dude! i so love that!

[dyeforme69]

fuck were in the wrong country

i love jason mewes and kevin is a comic genius!

would you like a portion?

[Lukemabob]

that lass is so annoyin

[cou60]

dont hate us cos we're better

[Lukemabob]

we english aren't cunts, she is though

[emo777monster]

fuck! we're in the wrong country

lmao!

[plicketypow]

that chick had big breasticles

[UnrealSamurai]

and a fat face

[xWolfmanx16]

yeah....your the idiot...

[playlandprod]

portion,open your freakin hears

[anonymous165]

8/10

[133X5add1equals666]

^^does not forgive /b/tard

[guitars1jakie]

Kevin does such a good impression of that dude!

[blackcrowes76]

Sorry, I'm refering to jimmyratz

[kaybee1702]

its not 'would you like an abortion', it is what it is.

[dredrawen]

hey slasher its would you like abortion, i think, i didnt get it at first either.

[gotameanglare]

ilmao. no i dont want a portion.

[slasherfan87]

wat the hell does it mean?

[JamesOhGoodie]

that is pretty hot. you can only say it in a British accent though. "would you like a portion" doesn't sound sexy in an American accent.

[kobeandthelakers]

how bout would u like it up the ass

[jcore0429]

wow what a baby.

[blackcrowes76]

God you're a fucking idiot. This has nothing to do with a war, you fucking twat. I swear to god your a fucking waste of space.

[hittinskinz24]

As an American, I kind of made it even more British.. I say.. "Would you fancy a portion?"

[Hesquito]

I can't believe yanks haven't heard that saying haha

Peace...

[godgivemewings]

lol im british andive never heard that saying, ...im kinda glad its not exactly a sexy saying!:) x

[Hesquito]

I know it's awful haha, the first time i heard it i was doing an all nighter at my friends and some cockney kids were saying it on telly haha :D

Peace...

[godgivemewings]

oh my god! iv'e heard it now, i was out with my friends the other day and someone actually came up and to me and said this!, i nearly died!! :) x

[godgivemewings]

oh my god! iv'e heard it now, i was out with my friends the other day and someone actually came up and to me and said this!, i nearly died!! :) x

[Hesquito]

So, what did you say? haha ;)

[EnvoyofDarkness]

I'm so tempted to try that on someone lol

[Leprechaun06]

WTF!? why did no body tell me this man came to england? damn i so missed out =[

[level4paperboy]

omg! would you like a portion? roflcakes!!!

[whozbutton]

I hope he gets "Evening With 3" out quickly, I've watched the first two a bunch, plus a lot of you tube stuff. He is so damn funny, and hasn't ever lost that "what it's like to be a fan" perspective. Can you see any other director, writer or actor doing this kind of stuff? They all think they're too good for it, it's refreshing to see a guy as nice as he is, and unlike others in entertainment never forgets that without his fans he'd have none of what he has.

[ckyallianceidr96]

hahahah

one of the funniest moments on the dvd!