Jesus I will survive!

[beliver11123]

omg dead funny lol :)

[thecoolestgirlsofar0]

iamalegendful

good on yee! lol

[jacobsminesuckers]

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY but christians let me tell you something your all fucking hypocrites you know that. You go at other religions saying that yours is true and all others are utter bull crap and you post things like these videos on the internet about other religions and get pissed off when people do it to your religions SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS VIDEO DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT YOU TWITS.

[moshimoster1stfan]

YOU FUCKIN PEOPLE HATE THIS YOU GOING AGAINST JESUS WHO EVER MADE THIS IS ANTY CRIUS YOU GOING TO BE LIKE SATAN YOU MIGHT GO TO HELL

[comradeH]

this video's Fuckin Retard... oh and why am i watching this? actually.. i'm not watching this Retard video cuz... its sucks like HELL... i'm just reading the comments about the argue of Atheist and Christians... oh yeah and for the atheist.. BEWARE FOR I WILL PRAY FOR YOU... ALL OF YOU!! and you will regret of what you've been doing such wrong things to Christians >:) (end of topic.. this video do sucks like Hell :)

[itachihinata96]

That was actually funny

[xXSnipemXx]

I will survive!!!! *Bus* Oh, well then, nevermind.

[proffesorrep]

this is an insult for god

[MrCoolguy564]

its horrible but quitee jokeeee!!!! but theres no point of taking the mick out of jesus and god for

[dieerlkoenig]

Is it more respectful that the symbol of christianity is the dead tormented corpse of his funder? I don't think Jesus sacrificed himself for a world without laughs. He brought joy, tolerance and peace to people, but his followers are always ready to condemn people who think differently from them.

[newsworthyable]

BRILLIANT...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[TheRalphflohr]

@newsworthyable omg jezus gaat het [loser]

[Maarii00n]

Ceux qui trouvent sa pourris n'on juste pas d'humour, sa ne doit pas faire parti de leur dictionnaire ce mot

[crisybelkis]

Blasfemia que Dios los bendiga

[kawaiifoxbabe300]

Why are we descriminating people for their religion? Damn, this was a funny video but we fucked it up with the hateful comments.

[amberwilson1234]

@kawaiifoxbabe300 u rite dang ppl take stuff to offensive ppl now days dnt have a funny bone in them this is funny so i dnt kare wat nobady say this was only made to be funny not to make fun of jesus the person who made this probably didnt c this as a threat to christian ppl or anybody else

[SillieWous]

fuck off you whiny christians... go life in a separate country and pray all together. And then die. You stupid people who believe that shit in the bible.

Yes the bible does teach you how to live a good life but it's not the only way and you'll not go to fucking heaven because there is no heaven you ass. You just die and rot away.

[amberwilson1234]

@SillieWous u never die stop bein simple minded we jus go back into our natural form,enlightenings i am younger then 12 nd i kno not to be so simple minded

[Fxakify]

OMG! LOL! LOL! LOL! FUCKED UP FUNNY!

[SucidalBitch6]

lawl(:

[JAWDROPINGPRODUCTION]

u deserve hell u r mother fucker god exist in the world belive in him and live a peacefull life in this world and after death u r not god so stop being gay god is there and i belive we all belive......u r da 1 frm tht guyzz who hav no life roaming around sayin world will end...end is near all tht shit crap cuz they dont hav life go and get a life so u will kno wht is da meaning of life is.......................

[amberwilson1234]

@JAWDROPINGPRODUCTION we r alll god they sAy god created our universe they damn rite he did bt now we older we can create our own universe u should watch a movie called "The Secret" it will help u understand

[JAWDROPINGPRODUCTION]

@amberwilson1234 i feel sorry for you man..............go c japans condition......now tell me tht u order da sea to flow and distroy japan..noooo ryt.....god ordered cuz dey tear da holy books long back and c what happened no prob man aftr death u will realize and cry in front of god 4 mercy! -_-

[amberwilson1234]

@JAWDROPINGPRODUCTION how dear u talk to a little 5th grader like that i am only 11 wow nd i said we r god too bt there is one very powerful god! gosh u big meanie nd we never die jus remember that

[JAWDROPINGPRODUCTION]

@amberwilson1234 look i dunno bt b4 u nvr told tht dere is 1 powerful god! in any comment so stop liein......i only c in tht reply u said dere is 1 powerful god and yes u said tht thing ryt cuz dere is only 1 god in dis world........jesus and all statues r nt god.....dere is only 1 god in dis world whom u can nvr c till day of jugment.....im glad tht u said dis thing tht there is only 1 god......u r ryt!

[rollerider71]

nooooooooooooooooo jesus!!

[jesse22266]

ohh my gawd religion is always such a serious issue ;)

[newgrounder2]

HEAR YE HEAR YE!!! All you fags and faggets who get offended get a life god/jezus/w/e else you make up doesnt exist and about the bible... some attention whore dude wrote some bullshit onto a few papers and said god sent it to him or w/e... if he wrote down commit suicide in it then every single idiot in this world who believes in the idiocy would do it... face it people youre just plain idiotic and idc if you say Ill go to hell at least I wont be freezing but Ill be nice and warm :D

[amberwilson1234]

@newgrounder2 the last piece of this comment is true ahahah bt the rest is bullshit

[BrittCutiePie1]

That's what you get for making fun of him......sorry

[Totallywinxfan]

it was NOT funny! this is sick! i feel offended! you think you are being funny? well, ok, but only because you say it is, doesn't mean that it's true, ok?

[amberwilson1234]

@Totallywinxfan u need to understand that the person who made ths video probably didnt see this as threat or offensive to ppl so get over it ok nd this was funny

[TheChoosenStar]

ok this is bad and not nice but you gotta admit it is alittle funny

[malcolmisk00l]

ha this is from Obviously Jesus's intro.

[LoLaEco1997]

you will surely go to hell!!!!!!!if you don't want to believe Him then ok.but it's not good to fool Him like that...i bet you are one of those people who believe in satan!!!go to hell and you will except if you ask forgivness and believe in Him!i will flag you for this!!!

[InvisibleBarbie]

shit happens.

[YoshiDude43]

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY

[owens10101]

@YoshiDude43

good, now fuck off u twat...

jesus/god is fake, doesn't exist, you will realise when u die and rot in the ground and nothing else happens...

[YoshiDude43]

@owens10101 how do you think everything got here just popped up one day with humans walking around you fucking retard will find out when you burn in hell and nothing else happens

[owens10101]

@YoshiDude43

so you think god or what ever the pricks called, sat down with a pen and paper designed all loads of shit incuding monkeys that turn into humans and people dien all over the world due to a illness that HE created to kill children like aids and shit... LOL!!!! you really are a dooche or that pricks just a complte cunt. i want to go to hell if theres such a thing, then i can fuck your mum in a red leather suit. prick

[YoshiDude43]

@owens10101 dude my mom died when i was 8 so stfu and when u go 2 hell im gunna lmao

[YoshiDude43]

@owens10101 u can not believe in god, but u dont have to make fun of it, thats wrong, dude give yourself a long thought about yourself and think are you a bully? you can still ask for forgivness and apoligize

[pvtspartan]

@owens10101 stupid reply

[YoshiDude43]

@owens10101 XD theres a thing called the devil dumbass. i dont see y so many people would thumbs up a comment by a gay guy

[amberwilson1234]

@YoshiDude43 ther aint nothin wrong wt gay ppl actual they r hela cool they funny nd jus cool to talk to nd go shoppin wt

[KillaBlingz]

You stubbern idiot you and your religion clame to know everything BUT YOU AND YOUR HOLY OF HOLYES DON'T KNOW ANYTHING MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. you insecure little girl.....

[pvtspartan]

@YoshiDude43 lol do some research before you make another reply to safe yourself from sounding like a dumbass

[randomvidmania]

@owens10101 do u have proof? do i have proof? don't start a mother fucking war

[amberwilson1234]

@owens10101 u never die if u werent so simple minded u would kno that how we r now is not our natural form we r enlightenings

[iamalegendful]

@owens10101 fuckin agrees with u! are u an athiest? cuz iam!

[mjml91]

Lol, kinda dum

[DEMPLEZ100]

this vid is sooooo fuckin stupid stop making fun of jesus!!!

[sassyshany123]

@DEMPLEZ100 ya stop making fun !!!

[xXBuddyAcesIsraelXx]

@lXxPaintedSmilesxXl homo -.-

[powpow99ful]

this has 2 be the dumest video ive ever seen ...i mean really??? u guys r all lucky ur even alive and who ever made this video iz a ass hole!!!!

[amberwilson1234]

@powpow99ful this isnt dumb it is funny i luv jesus bt sumtimes u gota laugh at stuff

[XxImmaBexX420]

this was fuckin hilarious!!!

[masterswisscheese]

this is messed up but hilarious

[cartyGBR]

That's a funny video, but it's completely overshadowed by the hilariously dim comments all of you bellends have left.

[MrPapa97]

hahaa...not funny .

[JonLenz2772]

knn!!!

[niggazgotyellowteeth]

SO NOT FUCKING FUNNY U GOING STRIGHT 2 HELL 4 THIS SHIT how u gone say JESUS is not real after all he did for you. 1 he died for your sins!!!! thats the main thing. 2 he performed all the miricals by healing the sick and putting the mans ear back on and helping the blind man see again. u r so ignorant either u ask for forgiveness or u will most likley burn n hell for all eternity for this!!!

[lasupertremenda]

so retarded

[Crazymonkey101able]

You will survive-NOT

[3Boleyn3Dane3girl3]

i like this

its FUNNY

[KillOffMyDemons]

Hahaha.

[owens10101]

@lXxPaintedSmilesxXl

shut up you cunt...

got any proof that jesus does exist?? no u aint...

dont belive anything u aint seen b4 or you just look like a fucking mug reading some shit ideas in a book called bible

[Tails438]

@owens10101

c u next tuesday..

im a catholic.

gtfo / remove this video before "satan" brings you to hell ^^

[DemonicInturruption]

@owens10101 lol i totally agree, if u believe in jesus, your pure faggot!

[jsebdavis]

@owens10101 >.> do you have proof of him NOT existing? "no u aint" so why don't you shut up you dumbass atheist

[amberwilson1234]

@owens10101 well jesus is god rite....rite! nd god is basically energy he was never a person lets jus call him infinite guy nd i dnt even go to church nd i kno this i am younger then 12 nd i still kno this...dang i am smart

[finalfantasylove1000]

@owens10101 shut up u hav no right to judge ppl thats just ur opinion so stop trying to shove it down everyone's trout and @IXcPaintedSmilesxXI im a christian too and i find this video hilarious u need to learn when to laugh at urself!

[xyzguy123]

@owens10101 k man make your own decisions and believe what you want but dont disrespect others with these comments, i dont mind the video

[gumgamer8]

if that was real it would have to have like reporters and stuff lik news cast and a big crowd and alot of police and maybe

[Chaos1ion]

LMFAO

[Himbeer565]

ihr abgefuckten schwanzlutschenden riesenarschlöcher!

its not funny!

biiliges video bitches

[edirma]

uhum. JESUS CHRIST!

lol <3

[nartuo2484]

OMG LOL!

[4BICCHI]

This VIDEO made by Argentinian JEW Pigs

[tonigarduno]

wtf where was he at

[AnaTheQueen]

I was starting to laugh

and then I suddenly began coughing

Guess *someone* was watching me

:(

Great job

I wonder what did people thought when he was at the street

"WHAT THE F#CKING HELL?"

LOL

[obergsimon98]

lol hahahaha 10/10

[duo5hnc]

haha jews ran him over

[skatervolcom124]

ah i feel bad for laughing at this xD

[SDKKS]

me too :D:D

Hell is w8iting for us :(

[PedrocasMS]

Why?.. It's good to laugh..... for god sake. hehehe

[ForImHere]

Lol. The ending was dumb. but if you added more to it it would be alright.

[Cherriesdrinks]

HAHA!!!!!!! RLLY GOOD JOB! XD <333

[boricuan360player]

yeah is one of the 10 comandments never take gods name in vain

[TheRealSecretKeeper]

Omg haha who ever made this is going to hell lolz jkjk

[gurl4u1]

¿¿¿wtf??? this is bullshit...

[kittenspit]

funny video awesome

[DanBray1991]

omg jesus was from the middle east........ not like he was gonna be white now was he?

[Yotalia]

Thats your god for ya

[TheBecKaRoX]

not cool...

[MrMyspace369]

lmfaoooo

[hiddenThecakeisalie]

lol. People actually get angry at this.

[reholla]

well it's dumb. not to mention pointless

[TheCsmith123]

I will survive!!!!!! BOOM

[gamemod1]

OMG IS SO FREAKING AWESOME

[Ali3nGuY106]

r u dumb y the hell would u say thts freking awesome thts mest upp u retart

[Giqqleszshunx3]

wtf is your problem ! you fucking retards!! you make him look like a smelly indian ! >:o i hope you go to hell you cunt >;P

[cprince6969]

Jesus said live a modest and humble life.

[TeeRells711]

im so confused idk weather to laugh or get mad.... @_@ i guess it was the concept

[AmericanAussie12]

people sub to me

[Cheerchick41196]

not funny dude...

[Hgskgjri]

not funny at all

[capecodders32]

stupid

[legofire28]

funniest movie ever and im jewish

[Divinenessily]

lolol

[planbrockz55]

ur fucked up i hope you go to hell

[wweassassin915]

lol

[bluehearts2009]

what? ano to! masama yan noh1 hindi dapat ginaganyan lang yan.., dont make it funny cause its **************

[trogdorssocks]

that was hillarious.. ^.^ but i think he looked more like the love guru lol

[owens10101]

haha yer i agree wiv u lol

send this to ya m8s please!!!!!!! get it viewd also...

rate x

[owens10101]

jesus?? god?? not real so it dont matter right??? its all load of bullshit put in a book then names BIBLE

[lotsoflovetopawpaw]

u dont know wut ur talkin bout. i know jesus. but that video is not right. flaged.

but i know jesus. and he is not here right now on earth. i have had proof that jesus and god exist. and that video is not right. i will report it if i can. cuz thats just mean.

[owens10101]

haha its fake u cunt... jesus is a animal porn watcher who goes to pubs and gambles... or hes fake you choose

[john1234567869]

@lotsoflovetopawpaw LOL shut the fuck up,

[owens10101]

i would laugh my head of somuch...

[hersheys0090]

jesus will punish u 4 that

u should be ashame of urselve u fucking

dork

[owens10101]

Stfu u stupid cunt....

[owens10101]

lol im glad u liked it....

pass it onto ya m8s too see what they think

[sasuke3senapi]

ty pierdoło jebana skurwysynu pierdolony kurwa chuju niedojebany fajfusie dupczony 1/5 hahahahahaha

[sasuke3senapi]

fuck you It makes no jokes about Jesus. It hurt me.

It is bad to make fun about other religions

[owens10101]

fucking packi boy nigga god raping fuck

[mapleking1996]

thisvideo is very funny!!! =]

[owens10101]

thanks,,....

send it to ya m8s!!!!!!!!

[sylvmyster]

holy shit that was hilarious

[owens10101]

haha lol glad u liked it...

send to ya friends please :)

[PatrolSz]

It makes no jokes about Jesus. It hurt me.

It is bad to make fun about other religions.

[Farennah]

Mdr! It's very funny! =D

[owens10101]

haha lol glad u liked it...

send to ya friends please :)

[str8rippin101]

LMFAO

[owens10101]

haha lol glad u liked it...

send to ya friends please :)

[adioskata32]

lol

[kellycats]

Wait! did he really get run over? That really looked too real to me. And at the end there's a note saying "in memory of..." What's the story behind this video? Does anybody know?

[ahfat83]

what a sense of humour.

[dazzurxshikari]

LMFAO

[owens10101]

send to ya m8s please!

[janectreb]

Amazing!

[owens10101]

thankyou for a nice comment,

please send to people who are as nice as that lol (i ges u liked it lolzz)

[MoonCross10]

Before he get bumped he just sing that 'I WILL SURVIVE~' ??

Get to rate its 5x5 Star!!

[owens10101]

hello thanks for such a nice comment lol haha

send it to your friends please cheers m8

[MoonCross10]

=='

[owens10101]

:L) hgehe

[klewis9995]

thats not a good video

[owens10101]

fk u

[BaltaSara94]

Thats not funny ! :S

[owens10101]

find your smile

[DragonClan7931]

this may be a vid but for christians that r ok with this must be retarded some people might not think jesus exist but for others like me and alot more this is really stupid also when he gets smashed by the car he looks like he got cursafied he is in the shape of the day he got cursafied which makes this vid worse..

[Vonarolf]

not funny.. thou shall not put the name of the Lord your God in VAIN!.. even f u don't believe that HE is God(son of God), plz respect Him because he was once a universal MOral teacher... may the Lord bless you.

[dancinhannah101]

how dare u!

[owens10101]

cut=nt

[MoonCross10]

Before you upload I already seen this kinda xxx video .......

[MadMark9890]

haha an charmedshadows802 is rite shut the fuck up you god freaks its a funny video just a joke

[charmedshadows802]

hahaha thats funny...and u god freks need to calm the fuck down...ids a fucking video u dont need to go all"he DIED FOR US!!! DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM?!?!?!?!?!" shut the hell up its a joke...stupidass

[owens10101]

cunt

[davis543]

this is sooooooooo stupid!!!!very sad, he died for all of us and now u make fun of him. so sad!!!

[nexter212]

Thats mean why are they making fun of god.

[mhballer912]

dam thats gotta suck

[pi14nk]

hehehehe this is so funny

[yokumehai]

u baka X( u can't make jesus look this this X(X(X(

[VH14rules]

Who ever wrote this is obiviously not christian.

What a thing to make fun of. In victorian times you would have been hanged!

[immatureLIAM]

LOL

[hydepark30]

wow how fake was that

[ironbark1]

this is to funny nice job

may it was jesus =p

[TRIPLETZandCO]

wow this is gay you cant make jesus look bad u fuking gaylord this is rele gay

[chaoscode18]

hilarious >.>

[doubletroubletwins11]

this is weird but funny!

[pabon7]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[coiscarraig1234]

Very very funny 5 stars

Sub 4 sub anybody?

[boulbasour]

ow

that must hurt

[mukafool]

its kinda funny but how can someone perceive jesus as being a fag it clearly states that in the bible homosexuality is wrong but im not any better than you of course man is man than again take in consideration on your (more info) to say something like i hope i dont offend just a tip man

[MizzCourtie]

roflmao

[owens10101]

send to ya m8s pleaseeeeee

[Nordkalotten365]

LOL jesus bumped into Shrek LMFAO!

[owens10101]

LOL! x