FOUR REASONS WHY I ADORE ASSASSIN'S CREED II

[xservintage]

I love testing the populace by poisoning guards and throwing money at them: most of them just stare, but alot of them go like "MAHNEE MAHNEE MAHNEE!" and get spanked! XD

[InsanePickle007]

LIke zombies at the ending

[nicktheclicker]

Did you just give head to that lady?

[jamsta84]

MANEE

[siebersboy]

1:02 "MY FUCKING MONEY!"

[Lsirs]

At first I was like:

MAHNEE! MAHNEEE!!!

but then I took a mace to the face.

[artinyyk]

0:21 *Activates Eagle vision*

[AlixeTiir]

that ais is so smrta

i also loev the borom stikc waepno

[Bloxy123]

*guy swinging war hammer on a pile of money*

...MAHNEE! *goes for gold*

[V45844]

The AI are learning, they know to wait for the guard to die before obtaining the money.

Soon they will learn the ways of walking the dinosaur.

[allie7794]

*stab guard with poisoned blade*

*throw money in his face*

Beautiful.

[angrytigerP]

MAHN-- Oh, shit, there's a guy wildly swinging his warhammer, better just walk -- FUCK IT I WANT MAHNEE

[YousefsPie]

MANNEEE! GOLD! GORLD!

[Ihazadream1]

GET AWAY FROM THE MAHNEE

[BraggartTheBlagard]

This makes me want to play this game.

I was honestly completely disinterested in this whole series until I saw that lady get belted in the face at 1:00.

[cockroachbalogna]

@BraggartTheBlagard The blows just connect so well, it's magical.

[rayizere]

DOUCHBAG ITS NOT GOTY ITS A GOATY DOUCH

[Treviusful]

Oh my god, that man is dying of poison! who would hav- MONEY! ...what were we talking about again?

[Thrasher1018]

:30 to 1:17 is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in this game!



[Joulupuur0]

MONEE

[CloudedPeach]

I love this video, especially the lifelike ragdolls :D Thanks for making me laugh!

[ZombieT3]

Even though the game's counter animations are sometimes off, and the controls are messy, funny flaws like this is what makes a game fun. I love this game.

[lolmechy]

NO STAY AWAY

MY GOLD

[MemorySpark]

XD The rennosance just keeps getting better and better. First you get to cart off random dead bodies, then you get to watch filthy beggars get bludgeoned for no apparent reason by an officer of the law.

[lylatfox4]

@MemorySpark

y did he just suddenly like die or something? lol

[thehaloring90]

the one thing this game needs:

cough cough

XD

[left4trance]

Realistic Ragdolls? Yeah, thats about right. I mean, my girlfriend is that flexible. Why can't a corpse be?

[FatalPost]

0:50 is the best damn thing I've ever seen. I don't know why it tickles me so.

[Andri474]

That never happened to me in the game...but then again all I did was quests,never tried this.

[CornsDaPwner]

1:18 lmao

[champayne17]

Throwing a dead body on a bench, okay, I guess.

Looting it, YOU SICK BASTARD! I'm out of here!

[anubisnave]

i love when the guard was poisoned and the ppl backed off ntil he died.XD

[xCowlRaven13x]

0:35 -  0:40

XD OH GOD, THAT GUARD IS SLAPPING THAT CITIZENS ASS OVER AND OVER

[patriciananise]

haha I love how they just walk away

[Atwell16]

0:25

Watch where his head goes. I wonder where she hid those 3 florins? *wink wink* Ezio you sly dog.

[ColonelAlzheimers]

In all honesty, if someone threw a body at me while I was sitting on a bench I wouldn't move and would just pretend nothing was happening.

[MRSIRshadeflurry]

holy carp i love your vids motdef. espically the walk the dino vid...lol!

[Shromishi]

GAWLD

[KimetersP]

what version of battle music was that?

[SuperFlicky]

MONEY

[Shromishi]

0:54 Guard after poison says - FUCK OFF ITS MY MAHNEEE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

[darc1234]

WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF DOING THESE THINGS?

Seriously, i giggled like a girl at the mahnee-clubbin'

[ZomgGuitarz1234]

That guard looked like some hobo dancing for money.

[snowmonsterism]

Oh man, the combination of funny videos plus equally funny comments pretty much kills me

[Ilikecookies009]

0:55 DYNASTY WARRIORS STYLE!

[motdef]

@KRATOSxARUION i don't think you understand, i love this game

[hellblood9]

@KRATOSxARUION

I DISLIKE THIS TOO

wow, like you've never read the video description with no retards whatso ever, fuck off

[lucario1111]

@KRATOSxARUION I've found a game with no problems whatsoever. It's called ET for the Atari 2600. Best game ever. I give it a 6

lerfect score

[triplehcro]

@KRATOSxARUION Fanboy faggot.

hey,do you know what?

God of war sucks.

Cry me a river,kiddo.

[Catmangamer]

@KRATOSxARUION

Cry on. This video was frigging hilarious.

[thehaloring90]

@KRATOSxARUION like you've ever found a game that you dont hate

why dont YOU FUCK OFF?

assassins creed 2 has alot of fans

stop hatin

stupid bitch

since you cant get past part 1

you cant get to the warehouse

oops spoiled it

EZIO DIES IN THE END

[poopylinklvl1]

@thehaloring90 HAHAHAHA you'r a retard ezio doesn't die OOPS SPOILED IT sorry broski

[lobster1077]

@thehaloring90 You meet the aliens the aliens!! whoo!

[iforgotaboutit]

Whoa, no dislikes on an 11k view video :)

[HallowVortex]

@iforgotaboutit good job, you caused a dislike >:U

[emotasticalsasuke]

Everybody walk the dinosaur is severely lacking in this video.

[DanielAvelan]

0:54 it IS a realistic AI:a AI of a guy trying to survive an attack of hundry undeads

[Lawdrun]

>Hyper-realistic AI

another one bites the dust?

[ComradeGraty]

also you get to beat up the pope

[fartingcow69]

Star Wars kid

[KornSarum]

I just love hove how Ezio randomly killed a civilian without looking at him!

[darkarm3rocks]

And the guard told the towns people "This is my gold none shall have it!" right before he died a very painful plauge related death.....then they took his gold. The moral of the story....use a bank.

[tgaze]

The townsfolk are like "just die already so we can get that MAHNEE MAHNEE MAHNEEE!"

[HyperTailsX]

MONEY MONEY DOSH GOLD

[ShoopdaWhop]

Perfect headsmack at 1:03

[briani4735263]

MAI LUKKY DAI

[therevolt1210]

Jew AI

[MANAUIAkioku]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

HYPER REALISTIC AI

dead body?

*wipes dress* fuck ur getting me dirty with that dead body!

[Doodleferret]

This seems sarcastic, but all of this make the game hilarious.

AND YOU CAN USE BROOMS WTF

[SRH911]

You forgot the dinosaur walk.

[pontarn00]

he just protected the money nothing scary about that

[thelooker28]

1:10 They want it, but they just can't reach it.

[TheCasualAssassin]

0:56 Get Back!! Those Are MY Pennies!! MINES!!!!!!!!

[TheVercci]

1:40

John Freeman Da Firenze

[ChaosExodus]

motdef, you've absolutely exploited everything funny about this game, you win good sir.

[yingfortheking]

lol they waited untill he died to pick up the money.....after being hit 7 times

[AttackMyAss]

UPSKIRT FUCK YEAR!

But yes, this game is silly.

[TheFlippyProductions]

MONY

[drewsef765111]

So it was worth the 60 bucks and the ridiculous DRM policy then? :P

[motdef]

it was worth the £20 i paid for it, and if people weren't constantly complaining about the DRM i'd have no reason to believe it exists

[drewsef765111]

@motdef Haha, I guess I'm just butthurt because no one can pirate it

[loIipz]

@drewsef765111

good joke

[xSnowmayne913x]

lol spamming on your own video? really?

[PhoenonX]

MAHNEE

[motdef]

hah gold

[AttackMyAss]

@PhoenonX dosh dosh dosh dosh dosh dosh dosh

[RickTheStickman2]

@PhoenonX

@motdef

ZE EAZY WAY

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

to the hyper realistic AI:

Maybe people didt really care back in the day?

They are italians, ya know

[accountnumuno]

@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL "They are italians, ya know"?

[MrMedic8]

@accountnumuno "I'VE COVERED WARZ, YA KNOW?"

[accountnumuno]

@MrMedic8 no, i didn't

[AGSMAentretainment]

the pokemon music scene was the best part

[NegroTed]

The cointrap is even more hilarious with brutes

Also holy fuck I didn't know you could use brooms brb playing again