God and statistics

[jaymoney522]

haha reading the comments is funnier than the video, so many people think that he's being serious, he's just a good actor. Could be funnier if he made his humor more apparent though.

[paraplegicgiraffe]

A big million!

[Dragonsecho3]

You are a moron. The chance of ANYTHING happening is small. But things DO happen. That doesn't mean it is a miracle. If you were to guess the number on the generator first, and then it were to come up, that would be a little more miraculous, and less moronic

[ConceptNull]

how can you watch this and be serious ?!?!? I am crying of loughter, the guy is comedian no doubt(troll)... Cant stop laughing, ''baby midget on acid'' ;DDDD

[TheDeistAngle]

XCUZE ME SIR. STATISTIX POLICE HERE. PLZ LIST UR DATAZ OR STOP USING PROBABILITIEZ.

WUT IZ UR STANDARD DEVIATION? UR MEAN? UR CONFIDENCE INTERVALZ?

[zlgzhuliguang]

What's the chance of a moron appearing in that room? A very small chance. A tiny chance like a rat. A very small animal. And yet there is a moron. God help us. It's a miracle!!

[lasoogneypubes]

How do you determine that the chance of intelligent life is "really small"? Hmm? Have you seen the entire universe? Have we as humans even seen 0.00000001% of it? Hell no. So what do we know about the odds? Shit we've only discovered like what.. 8% of our own oceans? And we're talking like we know everything about the universe? Please.

[offwithurhead]

I simply love this dude!:D

[Draginvry2]

This guy has no idea what he's talking about. His proof of miracles is nonsense. I know a bit about computers and numbers, actually. I have estimated the chance of God's existence to be 1 in over 9,000

[carlawolfinger]

well how many planets are there? LOL IM sorry But something has to appear just

because something does appear does not make that a miracle im sorry what am i even saying Eduardbirkaya as said all that needs to be said

[carlawolfinger]

well how many planets are there?

[gklcgr]

I am in a random number generator if the number 728 comes i ll start believing. 694close ok again. 561. and one more 588. I guess i ll not.

[Watchdawg]

Is that one of those kangaroo's you can buy at the porn shop?

[MrLittletomdj]

What do wreckon the chances of the highest rated comment on this section "EduardBirkaya" is a humourless douche that doesn't get satire.... along with the 11 other twats that rated his comment up?

[sailornaruto39]

omg... this is a joke?

XD oops

[MrxChow]

Random number websites are cool

[funkinthefresh]

Best shitty wannabe comedian ever

[Reg9500]

fyi this is satire

[scintoth]

I'M NOT THE CRAZY PERSON, YOU ARE!

[juliengarneau]

The cucumber part killed me.

[LifeEnderX]

I love how he cant think of any of the other 7 billion human beings

[bulge4802]

first 28 secs i lmfaood

[evosanderzz]

People are actually stupid enough to think this isn't a joke.

[lovemuchaart]

Jesusophile you are the cutest atheist Ive ever seen, funny too.

[TomoTheGuitarMan]

Go back to school and learn Maths.

[terjer6]

you had å cucumber hanging on the wall for drying because you used it for analsex.. and now its in your ass, while you lie to us saying its gone.. yes the cucumber will not see daylight for many hours.. hahahaha

[xBloodFlyFFx]

Look i did it too. Number between 1 and 1 with 131239 zeros behind it

And look it was 12312412375213123662381278

That proves there is no god cuz the chance of a number coming up was 100%

[blazingflameable]

Actually the chance of 728 coming up is only 1/1000 if your not counting decimals.....so in reality....they chance is 1/.... (how do you make an infinity sign on a keyboard?)

[blazingflameable]

The chance is 10 to the 23rd power small

[theciircusfreak]

Youre kinda funny but ridicilously stupid

[stuflikethis]

why dont they play this in churches? its not that far off from what they do teach

[blazingflameable]

@stuflikethis OMG YOUR A GENIUIS......they totally should

[KrazyKazooie]

I sometimes imagine his hands are fish and they are flailing around going MAAARP MAARP because that is the sound fish say.

[ItsJoyable]

you're fucking amazing XD

[Kassie0ate0a0cow]

I wish that this was made for the lols because knowing he's serious scares me xD

[chicoenriquez]

I'm pretty sure you're an evolutionist pretending to be a creationist otherwise you should stop posting videos and giving creationists a bad name.

[ilytopy]

@chicoenriquez creationists have a good name?

[abk0100]

East-woood.

[nightvidcole]

You are abusing probability theory - look up Multiple Comparisons Fallacy and Covariance probability and think about it. Your examples do not at all appear supernatural...

[colourfulwithaU]

@nightvidcole

You are missing the point. It's satire. -_-

[instereovideos]

Barry Dennen! Barry Dennen! lol.

[travmanbw43]

i swear this guy is either totally nuts, or the greatest fucking relious satirical writer to ever exist

[instereovideos]

@travmanbw43 Well, it is satire, so yeah... it's the second one.

[VictimeDeReligion]

A baby midget...on acid lol

[StaticFigure]

I i i i i i I'm not gonna leave a cucumber on my wall for no reason... I'm not crasssy.

o.O

.... Crazy man.

[Keyfun777]

Awesome.

[hiddenchannelTV]

I LIKE THIS GUY EVEN IF IS FAKE I LIKE TO THINK HE IS SERIOUS

[MrEbatti]

@hiddenchannelTV how do you know he is fake? i think he really means what he says :))))

[hiddenchannelTV]

@MrEbatti are you sure you want to know???? because if you are religious witch is fine with me but it would be more fun for you to think that he is serious lol

so are you sure you want yo know why is fake??? if I was you I would not want to know that ^__^

[MrEbatti]

@hiddenchannelTV in fact yes i really want to know

[hiddenchannelTV]

@MrEbatti ok well if you look at his tags most of them will say sarcasim or something like that, if you look in his page you will find little hint that will tell you that its fake.

ask anybody most of us know that he is not serious.

its kinda weird to explain man.

all I know is that I like to think that he is serious, and that I wish I never knew that it was fake.

[dreamingcyborg]

what ive learned from this video is that if you realy are a christian, im proud to be a follower of satan

[dreamingcyborg]

Oh god, you are annoying, you must have been the sprout of Satan!

[mikeelman]

I truly believe this dude is Jesus XD

[EduardBirkaya]

Basically you tried to explain that somethings have small chances of happening?

and that the possibility of a chance actually happening is a miracle?

Let me give you some statistics:

out of 10,000 gods there are... you're an Atheist towards 9,999 of them and believe 1 of them.

therefore you are 99,99% atheist.

out of 10,000 gods that existed 9,990 +/- were completely disproved and mocked

statistics for religion failure: 99.9%

[tudormarcu1]

@EduardBirkaya

You sir, are amazing.

[Heretbg]

@EduardBirkaya

Yeah.... nope. Just nope.

[EduardBirkaya]

@Heretbg

Thanks for the detailed explanation >_>

[Heretbg]

@EduardBirkaya

It's worthless wasting time "thinking" about religion, neither is calculating the existence of god or religion in a youtube video.

Also, there's a 99% chance you'll reply me with detailed explanations.

[dogsiter4567]

@EduardBirkaya im pretty sure it is satire...

[ddduuurrrppp]

@EduardBirkaya dude hes trollin he 100% athiest

[EduardBirkaya]

@ddduuurrrppp Yeah I figured that out like 3 days after I posted that :P

I kinda had 2 ways of seeing it...

1. Idiot.

2. Pretends to be an Idiot.

lol well either way I think I gave a proper reply either way :P

[ddduuurrrppp]

@EduardBirkaya lol hes just goofy =P

[Jahmohn]

@EduardBirkaya

You sir, are trying way to hard to make a counter argument to satire.

[BlackstarSirius]

The Vagina is full of Barry Dennen!

[BillyandBarry]

BARRY DENNEN

[xmuffmuncherx]

YES... It is a small chance... but, those were the ones that were created. Coz take the lotto, the chances of winning are so small yet SOME ONE DOES win.  One out of all of those people DOES win. So you saying that it's a miracle that these were the ones that came to being, well it could have just as easily been something else, because SOMETHING had to come to being.

[colourfulwithaU]

@xmuffmuncherx

It's satire. Don't take it seriously.

[humansaretheworld]

What are the odds of your specific god existing without being created?

What are the odds of your very complex god existing without being created?

Is god so insignificant that he does not need a creator? Does god not need a

creator because god is just a nebulous concept without any reality? This world is

important enough to need a creator but since god is meaningless he needs no

creator. Why would a superhuman being have any needs at all?

[colourfulwithaU]

@humansaretheworld

He is kidding. Don't take it seriously.

[wikkedSeth]

Yeah, I learned that if you're going to do drugs then get the really good shit.

[MalcolmAkner]

He must've laughed so hard when he made this video x) I love this guy

[extremersfreak]

a big million, compared to a normal million.

[De4sher]

you're more scarry than funny.

[PaulThePuppetier]

It's harder for me to belive there can be such a stupid human being than beliving in god

[colourfulwithaU]

@PaulThePuppetier

You don't have to believe it. This guys is a master of satire, and obviously at least marginally intelligent.

[Vberg56]

Please tell me this is satire

[colourfulwithaU]

@Vberg56

It is.

[TheZombie13777]

ok heres the deal i beleive in god and evolution man evolution states that we evolved from microscopic bacteria who made that... and the big band says that two random object colided to make the universe who made those objects...

[DeWEliJaH47]

@TheZombie13777 uhm... so who made god?

[TheZombie13777]

@DeWEliJaH47 god has always been and always will be

[DeWEliJaH47]

@TheZombie13777  The universe could always have been and always will be.

[TheZombie13777]

@DeWEliJaH47 thats is true ur point tho?

[Fidellio13]

Smaller than a beetle, i'd say.

[dillxdough]

knowing you thered be that fucking kangaroo in there lol

[missxcaliforniaa]

is this guy serious or like ...what?

[colourfulwithaU]

@missxcaliforniaa

No, he is not serious. This is satire. He is making fun of Christians.

[MsPiixiie]

Well dude it's a very small possibility of each one of us being alike it's called individuality and unique genes things you seem to have a freakin lot of xD dude you suck lmao

[colourfulwithaU]

@MsPiixiie

He's joking.

[superk13ngreen]

A BABY MIDGET ON ACID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!

[bchpln34]

im not crazy!....yeah, actually you are....

[Kingofeurope]

This guy deserves an award :D

En hij is Nederlands :)

[Harlingtonjnr3]

I hope you are a satire on wanky Christian tossers. You must be as nobody could be that stupid.

[superk13ngreen]

@Harlingtonjnr3 Alas, there are people that stupid,. But people like Jesusophile shed light on their stupidity. :)

[coolguy969]

"HI!" -- that was the best way to start a video.

[joshl800]

If it didn't happen this way, it might of happened another way... as well as with the numbers.

[mooseflier]

Ok... this is a parody! The random number thing was hilarious!

[Imaginefree69]

My thoughts on Xian statistics:

Millions of Christians regularly testify

to God's protection and healing power.

Why don't the insurance and health statistics

show a lower rate of illness, injury, and death

for believers as opposed to unbelievers?

Why is that?

[rovlad]

ha ha, the miracle example is epic

[fuckliao]

PEPEPEPEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nicholasmegalis]

This isnt really cool... its just pathetic. Either pathetic or fake. Either way, he won. He has our attention. now welcome to america.

[annieellatx]

lol ya know, im a christian. and i'm laughing at this guy. lol i promise not all of us are like this. he's great for comic relief. i apologize on behalf of christians everywhere for this guy getting a daypass or not taking his meds...

[colourfulwithaU]

@annieellatx

He doesn't need to take meds. He is a master of satire.

[Thermon10]

A baby midget on acid XD

Thats classic

[agnat86]

The chance is smaller than a beetle!

And I like how he is proving God's existence using a kangaroo.

[dominicpodom]

I was hoping he would say 666

[Akelpph41]

a huge million.. you mean a billion?

[xXbloodcoreXx]

pipipipeople lmao xD good vid tour funny bud god dusnt exist

[Yamakoto120]

GENIUS

[bereziN95]

hhahahaa epic, don't stop making videos your satire is golden.

[midij]

the universe by itself is practicly endless so multiply the possibility of existance of our world by the infinity of chances for it to be and you'll understand why god is unneeded for it's creation.

I've wached a few videos of yours and I'm begining to see a pattern: do you read at all about the things that you speak?

[colourfulwithaU]

@midij

He understands them well enough to make satire of those who don't understand.

[deathfuckinghaze]

Biblical miracles have nothing to do with chance, they're incidents that are generated by supernatural powers.

[drekas2005]

You're a poster child for drug abstinence.

You aren't satire. No sir. You're bloody

stupid.

[colourfulwithaU]

@drekas2005

No, he is not bloody stupid. He is satire. If you can't see that, you must be pretty thick.

[drekas2005]

@colourfulwithaU If this is the satire that dicks like you understand and find funny then I'm not the one that's thick. This fucker is a regular Bob Hopeless

[colourfulwithaU]

@drekas2005

It's people who aren't autistic who are capable of understanding that this is satire. Autismo.

[drekas2005]

@colourfulwithaU You are what you is. Can you dig it.

[Quipert]

The chance is smaller than a midget on acid.

[SuperBickman]

@Quipert does the midget taking acid make him/her smaller?

[jarmenkell3000]

those atheist are going to see god, when they go to the pearly gates, but then he will say to them "go to hell"

[midij]

I always was interested by one qwestion: what if an atheist is a masochist?

[colourfulwithaU]

@midij

What IF an atheist is a masochist? They would still be an atheist, and the earth would still revolve around the sun.

[Multisclerosis]

debate

[1hotatheist]

You know at first I thought you were being serious and I was gonna tear your channel up but after watching a few of your video's and reading your comments, I see what you are doing. A+ in my book. Keep up the good work.

[dylantuzyk]

Hahah, I know right? I thought he was serious when I found him too. He's a REALLY believable Christian.

[pervious1]

Are you trying out all your new comedy routines on YouTube? If you are, then you're not very funny I'm afraid. If not, why don't you enter the Kingdom of Heaven as soon as humanly possible and stop wasting perfectly good oxygen.

[LouiseFRhodes]

Satire

[dylantuzyk]

BARRY DENNEN! BARRY DENNEN!

[lllrEVOLVErlll]

"A huge million. A big million. A million, a number. A huge number."

ROFLFMAO

[dreadpiratedan]

50 bazillion stars.

bam.

[guardcorp]

O_o

[Daiblix]

wow 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off.

[axlman5]

this guy is hilarious. i wonder if the amazing atheist still thinks he's being serious.

[ToySoldierScorpion]

i think he was embarrassed that he guessed wrong and is just leaving it alone. you gotta love this shit, though.

[gargamel6699]

I love this guy's videos, they always make me chuckle, but I must say, he forgot to take his meds before filming this one. WOW.

[TxHeathen]

subbed!

[TheMahaShiva]

Your videos are funny, except for your use of the word 'God' as the christian fake god.

I am normally referred to as God too, which ofcourse makes your videos confusing to my followers.

Please be specific..

Thank You.

I am Shiva, the Destroyer of Worlds, the Creator of Worlds...I am God. My Dance is the Dance of the Universe...

[jcolson88]

I watched his video "Why Atheists' arguments Don't Work" and I didnt realize it was a joke and I thought to myself " no fucking way " haha this shit is just too funny, props

[Princeerj]

I like to think of Jesusophile like Stephen colbert or Sacha Baron cohen. It's satire, and people are either amused, horrified, or mistake it for being serious.

[Yamakoto120]

Hello !

You are becoming a legend with each video :)) Very nice ! =)) 5/5

[XhonestybecomesherX]

So God all of those things happen by his will just for the hell of it?

Chance of creation, very minimal.

Even smaller than Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

How can we co-exist with God if everything is predecided?

[LouiseFRhodes]

Satire

[colourfulwithaU]

@XhonestybecomesherX

You're right.

Except that he agrees with you.

Because he's a satirist.

[HeYiMCoNNoRR]

i know this guy isnt serious, but there is always a part of me saying there are retards like this out there... so he freaks me out :)

[geebhatia]

hahahaha that random number thing was hella funny. iremember wehn i thought u were serious

[Fidellio13]

Subscribed! haha, i'm now certain you're an Atheist satirist. Thank you.

[MGENCOUNTERS]

Please, tell us how God came to be please please!

[Volfie999]

Where is that accent from??

[LouiseFRhodes]

He's Dutch

[jake4447]

he actually scares me so much.

i can't believe he is being serious.

[LouiseFRhodes]

Satire

[colourfulwithaU]

@jake4447

It's a good thing you can't believe it, because it isn't true. He is a satirist.

[Sh0nin]

The world would be a better place if Christians treated their religion like their cucumbers on their walls.

[Ravindra9689]

LoL I love Satire..it's great. Especially because some people don't get it. lol

[timminum]

Have you ever had even one lesson of maths at school?

There has to occur any number between 1 and 1000! This is not a miracle!

[colourfulwithaU]

@timminum

Have you ever been to a comedy club?

He's joking!

[mrb0iler]

You exist so the chance of you existing is a 100 % dickhead!! If your gonna talk about religion dont talk about chance, it makes for a shitty argument. Because its not an argument. TheAmazingAtheist rules!

[cr0nosphere]

this guy is obviously being funny, dont get your panties in a knot. btw AJ does rule!!!

[colourfulwithaU]

@mrb0iler

This guy is a satirist, making fun of religious people.

[onijester56]

God exists? * Kangaroo.

So God exists? * Kangaroo.

Will you admit that God exists? * Kangaroo.

Fine. How about God doesn't exist? * Everyone knows that.

[mortderirec]

i love jesusophiles satire. this is by far one of his best. and i will admit i do sometimes ponder what his true beliefs are.

[TheMysticTater]

How do we know he's not really a Christian? Because he doesn't censor his videos!

[tatinum2]

is this a joke? cause its actually funny

[rrpostalagain]

It becomes more obvious and less funny with the more episodes I watch. Although dumb feel I that the first couple I thought were serious. It is much better satire when it is less maniacal and there were less food stuffs on the wall.

[valakiideki]

lol.:D

ok, i got it:D

you should do mlm.

you would be a millionaire.

[glennvanderakt]

i think he is a tripper who moved to holland for the drugs.

[TheMittans]

god doesnt exist you idiots

[onlyguitar1001]

holy fuck, you are the funniest

[Steerpikes]

Your videos were better when the hole wasn't taped, man

[braylo]

3:15

makes sense

[kisgym]

OMG, that was the dumbest argument I ever heard...

[AndOfTheDeath]

DA JERAF AND THE JELIFEESH

[jeseavery]

HAHAHA

that kangaroo

[Mifrel]

I love My Fundablade

I Love The Strawberry Ice Cream

I Love Nachos.

You Can Watch Nachos In a cAfeteria

[JesusChristDied]

Right On! God is the true spirit!!!!!

[galaxydreams]

LOL u are great brother :) love your videos. welcome back :)

Most excellent satire, bravoï