Message to Scientology Part 2 (Parody)

[examplechanology]

Funny vid, I'm a member myself but I don't take offence. All for laughs hey? Hope you agree with us though! Check out my vids.

Knowledge is free,

We are anonymous,

We are legion,

We do not forgive,

We do not forget.

Expect us!

[AnonymousDeutschland]

What the hell ?

[jrddog]

berry and stan are no longer anonymous oh no

[KawaitaKokoro]

Scientology will get steamrolled by white man panties. o_o

[lifeofanidiot]

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[bluntrama]

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[toryluvslrh2]

RIP Anonymous

[jrddog]

@toryluvslrh2 can't bullshit a bullshiter

[byte301]

toryluvslrh2, you are so full of shit. Go get a sec check or something.

[toryluvslrh2]

Anonymous insiders have admitted to vandalism, bomb threats, plans to create and use pipe bombs and Molotov cocktails against the Church of Scientology, and other illegal tactics of their hate campaign

[toryluvslrh2]

They have exploited the grief of a family who lost a loved one. The parents of a 7th-grader who shot himself with a rifle were bombarded with prank calls for over a year concerning his death. Anonymous joked about his death, hacked into his MySpace page and turned his face into a zombie.

[toryluvslrh2]

Anonymous members have directed debased and perverse postings to young people, often emotionally vulnerable, goading them to take their own lives. They have posted photographs and instructions online encouraging suicide —and murder.

[rAdziu993]

Whats wrong in watching Battlefield Earth naked?

[madcowyup]

Rofl

[DefeatChanology]

Chanology is bad for the world like a disease known as aids.

[lordspectre]

dumbfuck

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Yes, but the "rebellious" and subversive image of Anonymous is what has attracted so many young people to this cause. It has been a motivator for many to get informed on the crimes of Scientology.

[AzielBaal100]

Truth.

It's for the younger ones.

Those who understand everything don't quite have as much fun with it. But We all get to this point some time.

The kids of today rule the world of tomorrow.

It's only Our way of helping their world.

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

lulz,  i love it!

more! more!

[ClingingMars]

LULZ

[analyzingfunny]

funny, $cifientology kills and THAT is NOT funny RIP Lisa McPherson.

[TexWhatever]

you should have a party with david lynch. he likes paying out on tom cruise (pant wettingly funny)

[coldfusion32]

haha, not bad.

[Anon1335]

Lulz, We approve of this thread.

[anonymous10001001001]

Hey, Assmaster. Why are you in your underwear? Are you going to declare war on Hannah Montana?

[AnonyFerret]

ROFFLE!

[nightfireash]

LULZ NICE!!!

[johnbstroud]

Lol WTF!!! cool... lulz..

[avengemm9dog]

hhahahah! very funny!

[anonymous1312]

lulz

[Gn4lyfr13dCh1ck3n]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[anonanon523]

Thanks for keeping lots of lulz in this conflict.

[woody23000]

ANON WILL BET SIENCTOLOGY

[Harkz0r]

Some classic quotes in here "you have an ass for a head and a fart for a voice, leave me alone!" the robot voices are of course a great touch. People who find this unfunny or sympathetic towards Scientology are cancer and should go play crusades with their toy soldiers tbh ;p

[TearOFARaven]

"Where's Halo 3? I Got the Xbox all fired up and I'm ready to get my Master Chief on!"

LOL XD

[loyesj]

LOL

[texasranga]

you've got an ass for a head and a fart for a voice

[paintballingguy]

Lol, I've got the XBox all fired up and I'm ready to get my master cheif on

[ScarletRevengemovie]

I it is funny, but, not exepteble. I will kill you

[Thetimeofunknown]

Im sry anon but you got to admit it failed so hard it became a win

[TearOFARaven]

LOL!!! This is hilarious...

[HalfLight333]

AHAHAHAHA.

I actually side with Anon in this case, particularly w/ the protests on January 10th, but this was funny. I approve!

[HalfLight333]

Gah. I ment Feb. 10th.

[gamepwn]

Good joke man,This whole dumb online war is the most gayest load of bullshit in the history of mankind.They should do dome thing usefull get the fuck off the internet.

[StandwithAnon]

you fucking attention whore, make your own ORIGINAL movie instead of ripping something off from current events.

We are Anonymous.

We are legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

[conrad2468]

IT IS A JOKE!!

[samban187]

So what, the view of Anon you have is to replace the humorless, threatening, thugish behavior of Scientology with some of your own? Seems like you're intent on soiling the mission of Anon by making it look small-minded and dull. In case you missed it, YOUTUBE is all about commenting on current events!

Anonymous is FIGHTING for freedom and AGAINST midless threats. MAN UP and live it. WE do stand with Anon, and the Z19 boys do too, if you'd bother to read their comments. Get it together.

[RoninDave]

Expect us? No one expects the ... oh, you know how it goes.

[Zanzibar19]

The Spanish Inquisition!

[anonazero]

cake or death!

[the5regularguys]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Epic lulz!  XD

[darksnowman56]

lolz

[woody23000]

lulz epic fucking win

[HailLordXenu]

Heh ... it's important to remember the lulz lest we succumb to the cancer of unwarranted self-importance.

[Zanzibar19]

SING IT BROTHER!

[eNergizer361]

lol Hannah Montanna

[my1drive]

aaaaaaa ? ok not funy

[mightydes]

wow, nice video, kinda random

[Hyperstorm2]

Funny.

[weakestlol]

Lame

[ShellVitalis]

Scientology is Lame DUDE !

[HERETICAL]

Oh Man South Park needs to parody this

[ewwwwwww1]

I would love to see a war against Hannah Montanna. Anonymous should fax black sheets of paper to the Hannah Montanna headquarters and waste all their ink!! That will bring that husky voiced disney creation down !! Crumble!!!!

[coolman5242]

zanzibar is a scientologist?

that was unexpected

[Zanzibar19]

Uhhh... no. We just think robot voices are funny.

[RoninDave]

Good decision! I think it worked better than using real voices.

[CustomLexus]

LMAO. nice guys!

[Uklek]

.. Actually, the Halo 3 disc is in the case on top of the fridge. You couldn't decide who was going to be the Arbiter in CO-OP, so I took it away when you were done.

[Zanzibar19]

My anti-social stupidity smacks me again. What if I promise to be your best friend Uklek?

[callumwestellisbest]

hi watch my newest video please, nobody has yet

[callumwestellisbest]

this is my new account

[Uklek]

Well... okay. As long as you promise to behave yourself.

[Roguethoughts]

Lame. The scifags are trying to pass this off as an "Official Video".

Thanks for nothing assholes.

[samban187]

Holy shit, could you be more full of it? No one... NO ONE... thinks this is real. It's a joke, and you make Anon look bad by being so humorless.

Seriously, look at the damage YOU'RE doing.

[Roguethoughts]

Terryo(The comment posting Sci plant) is going around saying it's a real Anon video.

[Zanzibar19]

We're not responsible for what Sci idiots do. And we don't believe anyone would see this and think it's real. There are plenty of Anon followers who see this for what it is: a simple joke. If some Sci sympathisers are fooled into thinking it's real, well... there foolish enough to buy into Sci, so they'll be fooled by nearly anything, right?

[Roguethoughts]

Yeah true.

Disrgard previous *Insert rest of sentence*.

[digichris83]

LMFAO.

[Sareia]

my e-meter says this video produces measurable lulz

[Zanzibar19]

It's good to know your e-meter is set correctly, isn't it? It gives us satisfaction.

Thanks for watching.

[kadjel]

Amazing, five'd bookmarked :D

[Zanzibar19]

Thanks for the sub Kadjel!

[jellygraph]

it would be funny, if it wasn't a serious matter

[Zanzibar19]

We're not good with things that are serious. Perhaps our video of the guy craming a tape recorder up his bum illustates this.

[scrolldb]

Simply awesome video hehe

[Zanzibar19]

Thanks Lon!

[sephbrown]

Fantastic!

[ShadeCOPY4]

XD That was totally awesome... Can you guys, like, NOT make gold? x3

[canadia1sucks1eh]

nice vid guys

[preyy]

leave Scientology alone, its somebodies belief structure.

if everybody just CONSIDERED the things that people try to preach to others and simply take what they can from it there would be no need for putting faith blindly into the words of others.

learn what you can, and move on : )

im sure people who are really trying to help you wouldn't mind that

[Zanzibar19]

No. You can't make me.

[preyy]

understand that simply undermining anothers beliefes will not solve the problem, explaining to scientologists that they are getting it up the butt probably goes hand in hand with whatever they are being told by the people who have done such a good job of conditioning them in the first place.

i am sure this is the case; as how could anybody be so blind as to simply deny all the evidence out there against scientology?

[Zanzibar19]

Uh... Don't you understand a joke when you see it? I mean.... really?

You're getting into a philosophical debate with the guys who made a show in which one of the long-running storylines was a man and the stick of wood he thought was his wife. You really want to get into the tar pit with us?

I don't know you, but... you could do better.

[preyy]

sorry, i gave you too much credit

i stopped listening because it was boring and assumed the rest was satire

[Zanzibar19]

Oh, now you're just being unpleasant.

[femtoguts]

scientology isn't just a belief structure, it is a dangerous cult that bankrupts and kills it's followers.

[RoninDave]

hey, prevvy, why don't you do a "Leave Schientology Alone!!!" video ala the "Leave Britney Alone" cryfest vid. and anyway this vid is poking fun at Anon not CoS. Did you even watch it?

[preyy]

no, i found something else i was doing more interesting

[Zanzibar19]

Lol. Yeah, that's why you keep coming back here every few hours. Thanks for watching.

[preyy]

i get notification when people reply to my comments

p.s

snowman hunters is awesome, i got overwhelemed by all the episodes though and stopped watching

micro = big as fuck (best thing on youtube)

[Zanzibar19]

Aww. Preyy... We can't stay mad at you. Come give us a hug you big beautiful bastard.

[preyy]

*blubbers*

i love you guys :'S

bwahahah

[Zanzibar19]

LOL

[morewater14]

Nice work guys glad to see somethin new!

[mrjackson2007]

lol

[moviedirector88]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[heoko]

Ha ha ha, Not funny at all, shit scientology propaganda

[Zanzibar19]

Whoa, whoa, WHOA... Heoko... fine, you don't like the vid. Whatever... but don't go hurling insults by comparing us to scientologists.

I mean, we can be unfunny without believing in Xenu or whatever, can't we?

Thanks for watching...

[utar321]

buy a dog and curtains....

[ryukenangel]

Seriously. When Zanzibar posted this in Anon's profile, he said something like "Hope you have a sense of humor, Anon. I support this cause, but I just HAD to make this video" or something or another. Either way, chill plz

[Zanzibar19]

Thanks ryukenangel. One of the reasons we did this is because we were confident Anonymous would live up to it's professed ideals (fighting against tyrany, Scientology's BS-Thug tatics and intimidation) and NOT be one of these organizations that could dish out badass messages but then attack people finding humor in this.

Anonymous lives its ideals, and we appreciate that. We also appreciate the fact (as shown by posts here) that almost all Anonymous followers DO have a sense of humor.

[spacecoyote1966]

Scientologists aren't nearly smart enough to come up something this funny.

[pandapawpro]

haha =D hilarious

[fortunesfool77]

lmao

[boogerboy8]

lol

[johnkollor]

lol

[ghyprh]

yeup.

epic.

[change420]

great!

[chiodos132]

LOOOL!

[mjoseff]

pwned!! YDIFTL!!

[RoninDave]

Brilliant! "I like to work comfortable" LOL! Lot of great lines!

[b00b00bs]

Taint munch.

[Anonfag]

That's old meme. It was funny only the firt time.

[rockeranimefreak]

house masta!!! :3 w00gie is teh 1337 ^_^

Anon has no Identity Anon our Men(including women) of Mystery! =)

[SiNN4R]

NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET

[rockeranimefreak]

ah yes forgot rule 16 for a sec haha... thanks for reminding! :)

[bonniemarche]

Very Funny!

[DarthNader26]

Epic f**king win.

[IonaKao]

Epic lulz.

[GastonFTW]

Piggyback much?

Honestly, I wish it were funny but it's not. There are other parodies up that actually deserve the praise.

[anontask]

epic lulz.

[ThunderZag2424]

awsome LOL!!

[deerrule]

we are anonymous

we do not forgive

we do not forget

we are laughing our ass off.

so glad you haven't totally melted away snowmen hunters!!!!

[leafeater24]

XD

rofl

[ryukenangel]

That was amazing!

[steve7342]

that was not funny at all stick to ur day job homer chief

[RoninDave]

snowhunters will raise the necessary funds for you steve7342 to get a funny bone transplant and as God as their witness you will laugh again!

[steve7342]

i dont make alot of negitive comments but i didnt find it funny.. what is funny to me is how offended people get when I speak the truth. so far a -6 now thats LOL

[RoninDave]

you find that funny? You definately need that transplant, stevo!

[steve7342]

RoninDave I think you have been in Japan too long those guy will laugh and giggle at anything.

Even the guy who made the video states "we can be unfunny without believing in Xenu or whatever, can't we?"

And I say you sure can..

once agian i dont mean to insult at all shooting snowmen should be the #1 priority imo

[Zanzibar19]

Look, can't we all just agree to pity Katie Holmes together?

Ronin, thanks for having my back.

Steve, we didn't say we thought we were unfunny, we just said we COULD be unfunny without being Scientology apologists. We think this is funny, even while our sympathies lie WITH Anonymous.

That being said, Steve, thanks for the SNOWMEN HUNTERS reference. We know you're not a hater.

[KuraiMorgan]

lol!! That was great just when the utter depression of losing snowmen hunters had set in something just as good!!

[dumbasstheredneck]

that was good lol

[scottfaithfull]

LOL!

[Ampex101]

Wheres the good old dumb humor=/

[deerrule]

er..."what did u do with Halo3" classic

guess u didn't see anon vid in Halo3 mask

[sarmannj059]

Thats it when I talk her down Im gonna kill the both of you!! LOL

[rodferro]

wheres part 1???

[zzman305]

there is no part 1, this is a parody of another parody

[Mistertbones]

Scientology sucks ass!

[ibm6789]

...O_o weird...

[darthjosie]

enjoyed by all, but I have an idea, hear me out a snowman with Tom Cruises face on it think about, a shotgun, and r heroes

[TokenWhiteGuyAGR]

I missed you Zanzibar19. Don't ever leave me again!

[ausername123456]

Join us outside your local Cult of Scientology building on Febuary 10th in protest!

[PavelZajec]

Old L. Ron started off as a Sci-fi writer--he'd probably be happy with your robotic vid. Now all the Scientologists will think you are their spokespersons. LOL!! Later.

[b4mv07]

LMFAO LOL LMAO ROFL i love it 5 stars

[videogame284]

lol this is so funny 5 stars

[Reptile405]

i will never unsubscribe.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saigonkat]

Awsome

[Rudenewt]

You know snowmen are scientologist.

and they wear pants.

[Logan5312]

Sherman? Where'd you go?

[PLandH]

This REALLY reminds me of Airplane! when the man and woman argue over the airport PA system. Hilarious, guys!! Good work.

"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

[cbntmn]

Perfect.

Although I dont want to make light of the CofS fight it is good to have a sense of humor.

KEEP UP THE FIGHT against CofS

[AMIR471]

LOL XD haha nice!

[Phantasm35]

Its different , but good preferd the snowman hunters lol.

[Zaranyzerak]

lol! Nice work!

[techsta72]

lmao funniest thing ive seen all day.

nice work.