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  • Oh and I wonder why he's so pissed

  • Why would you piss Alistair off so much? He's your buddy. He's awesome and hilarious.

  • different lol i had sex with him

    

  • I love ur characters hair :D

  • Despite my best efforts on any play through good or evil i could never get Alistair's approval above about 60%

  • "Sucks to be you, doesn't it?"

    I lol'd so hard. XD

  • ill never understand why alister is such a winny little bitch

  • jfc what did you do?? lolll D:

  • Trolling Alistair is so fun, no?

  • man, believe it or not, but every time i do something that upsets Alistair, i can't help but feel guilty. he really lays it on and makes me feel so bad about the way i did things.

  • @AnimeLover7391 Oh God, that's so true. I feel guilty when watching this video, and it's not even my characterxD

  • nooo! I love alistair

    this clip made me sad

  • Angry!Alistair is sexy as HELL to me! I never made him mad and I wish I did now!

  • Alistair: I MAD! I REALLY MAD!

    Zevran in background: Oooh shiny on floor! *picks up and ignores mad Grey Warden*

    I can never bring myself to be mean to Alistair, it's the damn puppy eyes he does.

  • Alistiar can be terrifying. It's your characters fault. I don't like her.

  • Alistair is creepy when he's ANGRY! lol!

  • He actually started screaming at me..

    Scared the shit out of me.

  • That does it, I'm so making a Troll Cousland next time I play DAO

  • Only thing Dragon Age had over Mass Effect was how much the characters talked to each other, especially Morrigans and Alistairs.

    Also, the Romance seemed to have more content and last longer. In ME2, you only had like 3 different levels in the romance.

  • Allistair is such a bitch. Morrigan, Dog, and Loghain are the only good characters in this game XD

  • @DarthVengent Zev and Wynne are awesome too. Also Sten kicks major ass.

  • @pacomonkey007 Zev's a whore. Wynne is just kind of there. I do have alot more respect for Sten lately, so I might replace Dog with him on my team. So it'd be Morrigan, Sten, and Loghain. Why do they always make the more malevolent team members more interesting? XP

  • @DarthVengent I guess because the malevonent team members are not bitchy liitle girls who whine and complain about every decision you make lol. Also I do recommend Sten as a good member for the team. He is on the team of all my chars. Why? Cuz he likes cookies -_-

  • @pacomonkey007 Agreed, Morrigan has a more practical attitude about everything, and she doesn't bow to the Chantry's foolishness that they used to control everything. Loghain is an strategist that did what he did out of patriotism (and for his daughter) and sten is a disciplined Qunari (there are qunari without horns and they are considered special and tasked with reinforcing belief in the Qun) since Sten is his role and his name i guess he is a guardian. go malevolent team!

  • @DarthVengent Too bad in DA 2, everybody (except for Varric) whined too much and desaproved you everytime you made a choice according to what you think is right and got against their belief, i gotta admit i didn't regret killing Fenris and Anders and wished i could've killed the greatest whiny bitch ever: Carver, but the game wouldn't let me.

  • @TheSpawnfan In Dragon Age 2, they tried to make you sympathize with the mages, even though almost every one of them turned out to give themselves over to become a demon. It seemed more and more as I played, I wanted mages to die because I considered them weak-willed and a threat. By the end, I decided to replay in favor of the Templars out of spite, because I was sick of the mages hypocrisy and bullshit.

  • @DarthVengent Maybe, but like you can make Hawke say, mages aren't the only ones that lie and seek power, i didn't slaughter the circle because they had nothing to do with the Grand Cleric's death and Meredith used it as a pathetic excuse for murder, there are abuses on both sides thanks to the Chantry misinterpretating Andraste and acting as if they speak in the Maker's name, as if they were the enbodiment of the Maker's will, the Chantry should've worked to prevent abuses from both sides.

  • @DarthVengent you'd be a bitch if someone screwed over your quest too. And dog isn't even a character. Loghain is awesome but only because he's Kain

  • wow, he's scary when he's mad. i could not do that haha. i would be sad :(

  • @thatblondechickkk Yes he is. he even sent me a PM on Facebook giving me legal threats because of my fanfictions of his actor and Fictional characters and he said he would enjoy bringing me the fuck down

  • Why wouls make him mad??! Your insane >.<

  • What why would anyone make the almighty Alistar mad for.

  • Alistair: I guess I'll have to be satisfied with you actually helping to stopping the blight, won't I? If that still is your intention. Can't do it on my on.

    Warden: (Thinking about what would happened if he/she had died in the Joining = Darkspawn Chronicles).

    Warden: ...

    Warden: Yep, you can't do it.

  • How an you be mean to a bro-tier guy like Alistar?

  • Wardern: YOU MAD?

    Zevran: he mad

  • I could not stop laughing. XD

    Sucks to be Alistair.

  • alister, YOU EXIST BECAUSE I ALLOWED IT, AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE I DEMAND IT!!

  • The only time Alistair got mad at me is when I killed Conner but I was pursuing a romance with him so we were already like close friends.

  • LOL sucks to be you xD

  • Why doesn't Alistair just slap you? You've obviously been mean to him.

    HOW COULD YOU BE MEAN TO ALISTAIR????

  • Someones having their time of the month...

  • I'd be angry too if I had to look at that purple hair everyday. Talk about a distraction. lol

  • pmsl

    Sucks to be you.

  • hahaha "sucks to be you"

  • I can't bring myself to make Alistair angry with me. He's so CUTE.

  • IM THE BIGGEST FAN OF DRAGON AGE READ THE FINE PRINT.im a girl to

  • Hold up, is that Anders in the background? Or someone in his typical clothing?

  • @Soap74205

    I'm pretty sure that is Zevran

  • omg, alistair's in his templar togs. is he hunting morrigan then?

  • Lol wow. I love the responses. Warden can be such a troll "Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" Poor Alistair, but he takes it pretty well.

  • OMG, Alistair has gotta be on of the best characters, he's so cool when happy AND angry :D

  • I love it when Alistair gets angry. >:)

  • "i don't wanna talk to you any more" lol, sounds like he wants to cry. i love alistair and all, but this is hilarious

  • "sucks to be you doesn't it?" best quote ever, aside from daII when varric says "i'm gonna kill that son of a bitch... sorry mother."

  • lol, :38

    Zevran: Look a penny!

  • Haters gonna hate.

  • I'm curious. How much did he disapprove?

  • @MJJAndKeshaGirl This only happens when his disapproval falls to -100 so he can't really disapprove anymore. Depending on your answers you can try to apologise and make back some 'approval'

  • At least your dog will always love you

  • He gets pissed cuz of Redcliffe, no matter what you do he gets pissy about it

  • What did you do to piss him off this time? XDD

  • did you sacrifice yourself after killing the archdemon?? I'd like to know what Alistair would say :)

  • I have tried very hard to get him mad at me but nothing I do has gotten this. I guess I really can't do it. It's hard not picking Alistair as a partner, he's just too adorable.

  • Alistair has balls?? oh my god, if you're good he is such a whiny bitch!

  • "go fall on something sharp i dont care" XD awesome option

  • fuckin jesus dude ha ha. How many things can you say to one person that is sure to piss them off royally?

  • Wow, your character is exactly like my ex girlfriend.

    Short bitch with purple hair.

    Must have been fun.

  • butt hurt faggot

  • 0:39 Zevran is simply picking flowers. Don't mind the arguing grey wardens. They'll work it out in the tent later...

  • @dddrrmm

    haha, didn't notice it first. afterwards I couldn't help laughing! xD

  • I'm trying to figure out a playthrough where I could make Alistair that mad with me... and cannot imagine it without heavy use of feastday pranks. he's like the easiest character to get approval from, but then again I usually play a helpful person who doesn't mess with people for the luls. As for why women dig Alistair? he's a nice guy, funny, endearingly clumsy, he tells Warden he likes her, takes relationship seriously.And sparing Logain? his breaking point and totally understandable.

  • Yeah? Well, has it occured to you that you're a whiney little bitch? God, HOW do chicks dig this guy?

  • @NitrateDream Cause he's pretty much everything the average woman wants in a guy. He's handsome, he's got a sense of humor, and he let's you make all the decisions. Really, sounds like a match made in heaven to me. Plus he's got the whole Knight-in-Shining-Armor thing going for him. The real question is how could (straight) chicks NOT dig this guy?

  • @catiecat101 Because he's a whinging bastard.

  • @catiecat101 lol to the "lets you make all the decisions" part. At least he grows a pair if you toughen him up.

  • @catiecat101 He goes on about what being a Grey Warden means, only to walk away at the landsmeet should you spare Loghain, abandoning everything he swore to fight for.

  • Wow, compare what he says here to his reaction about sparing Loghain. Double-standards much?

  • good lord..were you evil in the playthrough here? u know keeping the anvil, destroying the ashs, killing people who asked for help that kinda thing, cause i tried that once and i got the same reaction from alistair...didnt take long to get it either

  • Alistair 99999 Disapproves xD

  • @EspaniaBerserk if only DAO had the friend/rival system... i would totally want to see rival romance with Alistair

  • the only time i got him mad at me was when i sacrificed isolde, but since she was annoying and a liar i really didn't care

  • Well well. Alistair DOES have thorns. I don't know why that shocks me, but it did xD

  • Hah, you like purple hair too.

    Damn you, nature.

  • Woahh. I always wanted to see what it would be like, when you click on a party member, and you know how they're like: My love, or What? Depending on disposition--I've never seen it when someone hates you. o-o;

  • I like that theres someone in the background just minding their own business.

  • Alistair: *in quiet voice* I think we need to talk.

    And after you talk...

    Alistair: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AGGGGEEEE!!!*

  • @foojuice101 Fuck that's scare! jajajajaja i swear.... but i love him <3 :D

  • ha what the hell happend?haha its werid seeing him all mad! he's too cute!

  • Anyone else notice Zevran in mage gear?

  • @Chrissy19192 ROFL! Didn't notice that 'till I read this ;9

  • OMG he sure is pissed!!!

    I would NEVER make Alistair angry D:

  • I can't make Alistair angry with me, he's so awesome :/

  • Not gonna lie.. angry Alistair is scary O:

  • Oooh you pissed him off real good now didn't you XD

  • 0:35 "Oo, shiny!"

  • @Jogurts000 haha A COIN!

  • Would been So funny if Alistair turned around at 0:39 and told the dog to shut up lol

  • @AmazingIsJesus Lol

    Alstair: Has It Orcured To You-

    *Turns Around*

    Alistair: SHUT THE HELL UP! Anyway..

    xD

  • are you really a girl? just purley curious

  • @limitsora69 No, I would say that just under half my play-throughs have been with playing a guy, just the Dragon Age clips I have posted on here have been with playing a female character.

  • I always will have an affinity towards Alistair, but I decided to experiment while Zevran's romance option was available to me still. So, my character slept with Alistair, then Zevran, and Alisair questioned her feelings towards Zevran. I chose him instead, and Alistair received a -100, resetting him back to 0. :L

  • you know, i feel like they should have made this a little more intense. he starts off strong but by the end he sounds like a bitch. ughhh

  • Question, how did you get the templar gloves and leg plates

  • he's such a ninny

  • ahahahahha you gave him 2 sworeds?? you even fucked up his specialization as a tank ahahha you are mean indeed lol!

  • whoa....it kinda scared me a little when he first started but when he said "I'm going to talk and you're going to listen...." kinda ticked me off. but i do understand his anger so...lol it's kinda hard to be too angry

  • Ugh, I've never liked Alistair. Whiney whimp. Too bad I can't bring myself to make my characters so nasty as to actually insult him. But hey, recruiting Loghain makes up for it.

    Probs to the writers, however. Considering the circumstances, they really didn't have any other way to write Alistair. Make him less of a whiney whimp, and the game would have been about him, the senior Grey Warden, instead of you, the new Grey Warden.

  • i got this conversation when i dropped his like to around -25. he was very angry. then i started giving all the festival gifts and people stopped being mad at me. i'm trying to be evil in my newest game so he's pretty much stuck in camp as my sex slave.

  • I love how Alistiar is yelling at you and in the background Zevran is picking something off the floor and inspecting it intensely, lol.

  • I pissed him off way more just by telling him that Duncan got what he deserved.

  • What a badass...

  • Lol rage..

  • I like how Alistair can change his voice from squeaky to extremely angry.

    "Hey, can we talk?"

    "YOU LET LADY ISOLDE SACRIFICE HERSELF! WITH BLOOD MAGIC!"

  • @WolfytheWolf5667 LMFAO IKR he's like "(shy voice) i need to talk to you.." and then its full as angry XD

    i did the option "It was her choice allistar"

    "I guess you're right... you're always right, I'm such an ass...."

  • lmao, I would've loved watching you play xD

  • you're a mean lady....-_-

    

  • was he angry cause you destoryed the Andraste's ashes?

  • @GodLitfedMe He will only say this to you if his approval falls down to -100, and then you go back to camp, so its not just the ashes (if you did destroy them)

  • @KarateKidZX and good thing DA2 had the Friend and Rivalry also get into relationship :D

  • Even when I went out of my way to be a bitch toward him I never got this. Thank god. As much fun as it is to be the antagonist sometimes, I don't know if I could handle this scene. I love him too much, and this is heartbreaking.

  • Is it wrong that I still find this incredibly sexy?

  • @kdshep If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

  • @kdshep Lmfao no but it is disturbing

  • Sucks to be you then

    LOL

  • i never ever made Alister mad...I never seen him pissed off like this ever

  • sv was mad as hell when he saw some swell videos i made. lol

  • ...I remember this. o-o 

  • Alistair and sten are by far my favourites of the companions, not nessecarily the most useful but they're the most fun and satisfying to interact with

  • lol alistar is bad at being mad at people

  • 6 people don't have cookies for Alistar

  • 00:39 Zevran "oooh sonmething shiny"

  • LMAO "I don't think I like your tone"

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  • lol, someone pissed in 'his' ashes....

  • honestly the only person I got leaving on me was Wynne after I destroyed the Ashes ... so I reloaded after that and just played through preserving em

  • Alistair believes in a two party system.

    -Tabris

  • man you are the best

  • lol at least he didnt leave u or try to kill u like the others

  • The audio transctiption started off wonderfully.

    "I think we need school right now."

  • "Go fall on something sharp. I don't care what you think."

    ...I lol'ed.

  • no! I'm going to talk, and you're going to listen!

    YOU are a grey warden! How could you be so...careless

  • Alistars hat when hes mad

  • I was planning on making a very evil blood mage who manipulated all the romanceable options in the group. Should be fun playing an evil hoe. :D

  • @emeraldthechao174

    Haha dude that's Fn halarious omfg I laughed so hard at that! Sten loves his cookies :p

  • LOL!!

    Reminds him of Carth/Kaidan . . . total whiner.

    But still Alistair's easy to please. Just be good and understanding and if possible harden him during his personal quest and he will be better.

  • Oh wow. That's amazing, hahahahahahahaha. "Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" HAHAHA.

  • Haha First Zevran now him??? Ppl just don't like you... ur not rly a ppl person are you???

  • @Nvr4Givn This happened to me on my first playthrough. I did try to be nice to him at first but it was too hard and I got impatient. I did everything I could to insult him and do evil acts. After I killed Brother Genetivi, I got this. I thought I got this for killing Genetivi but later realised it was because his approval dropped to -100

  • @KarateKidZX

    yep i hate alastair to, damn him. so i decide to leave him and take Loghain. Muahahahahaha

  • lol, And he stays after that?

  • Zevran Aww are those two bickering again? HHAAYYY A NICKLE!!!

  • this makes me giggle like a school girl.

  • is this seriously what you do with your life? trying to get act somewhat funny by mocking games?and no i don't care about the actual game it self but if u want to be funny don't be an ass about it.

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  • @MarineMike97 all i will say to this is if you didn't like the video, don't watch a video that does something you don't like. not trying 2 b a jerk, just stating my opinion.

  • Here's an alternative that would be good:

    Alistair: You're an evil, mean person!

    Warden: Oh shut it and have a cookie.

    Alistair [In cute voice]: And- COOKIES?! Oh how can I stay mad at you?

    Sten: Cookies.

    Alistair: FUCK!

  • @emeraldthechao174 HAH! Oh man, I love the scene at the mage tower docks where he hands Carrol some cookies and explains where he got them.

  • @emeraldthechao174 Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The Cake is a lie.

  • @Koru Sten likes his cookies.

  • @emeraldthechao174 lol if that really was a convo in the game i would record it on my phone. better yet if you could dowload that to a phone it would be my ringtone lol

  • aw well Harry Flynn is pissed

  • priceless!

  • Sucks to be you xD that made me laugh so much

  • Do you need to have his approval all the way down or just low? In a playthrough I just did his was very low but I never got this scene.

  • @MintNarcissus Yes it has to get to -100 and it will happen next time you go to camp

  • @KarateKidZX what happens if his aoproval is full

  • Ahhh! The inner Alistair fangirl within is sobbing while Morrigan is cackling...

  • The last response made me laugh.