Retsufrash - Arrival in Hell (3/3)

[88Meters]

All jokes aside, NG reviewers are dumb-asses. If somebody EVER does a well-balanced review that actually gives feedback to those that made the game, people will think that it's a useless review.

[Dissruptance]

Saying "Suspense!" is a lot like saying "LISTEN TO ALL OF THIS SILENCE!"

[GeneticKH]

I like how the top comments are the same thing

[momoandmiz]

@GeneticKH

Yes, exactly.

[JackIsASexyMf]

You guys are just dick shits

[lich109]

@JackIsASexyMf People think this is a useless review.

[ProfMike789]

I don't like how everyone is giving this video a 10.

10/10

[somedamnfangirl]

They needed FIVE testers?!

[TehNoun]

@somedamnfangirl Given the quality of the final product, they probably could have used more.

[somedamnfangirl]

@TehNoun XD Yeah.

[CandiFan1]

Huge hellbeast, did you kill Rita?

[TheMightyP00tis]

i didn't like the game

10/10

[KingdomHeart723]

@momoandmiz . . . I must write fanfiction of this!

[ThegreatSilver]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Sscls]

these retsufrashes could really be improved.

10/10

[lich109]

@Sscls people think this is a useless review.

[bobthe5th]

Oooo, what a bunch of grotty dickshits

[Tomahaukka]

Some times I wonder why you do this to yourselves.

[UfoLoche]

Slowbeef sure does seem to see a lot of spray can flamethrowers.

[TheCoincidence]

1:28

Sounds like Paul Henry

[RyuLoki]

The biggest thing to remember about this, is that it's the work of an amatuer (I think. At least, a vast majority of NG stuff is for rookies to show what they made.) So while ya, it was... Not great... It also wasn't the worst. Oh it was FAR from the worst...

[matheus08lucas]

came kill 

[Octary]

People on newgrounds must use a different definition for helpful than the rest of the universe.

[insaneshane25]

Did no one else notice that he had to use two hands to light the match, then where was he holding the deodorant can?

[RyuLoki]

@insaneshane25 The same place any prisoner holds anything...

[Judgementxxx]

love how they ripped off the song used at the end of the Bourne films.

[kmoodyblues]

@Judgementxxx And yet it was easily the best part of the game.

[CasaiAgicap]

Alright, in this game's defense: At least the explosion was sort-of-not-really realistic. That is, he was knocked down by it (so many movies/games just say "Yeah, he outran the explosion. No harm at all. A-OK."). Of course, he's alive in the next game, but it's still a step up.

[hola4adola]

wow, new grounds comments are worse than youtube comments.

[grendelee]

So....you sprayed fired on a fire beast next to open 300 pound gas canisters.....and he dies, but you dont. TWIST ENDING?!?

[handsomebrick]

Note that every prisoner has the same jumpsuit (number 302), and note that whenever they face left it's only a flipped image of when they face right (making the number 302 into a mirror image).

[EponymousKid]

I'm not going to sit here and pretend that if the voices were better the game would be perfect, but come on. Put in just a little effort, seriously.

I mean, it's clearly one guy doing all the voices, but the only one he really tries to not sound too retarded with is the main character. And that's bollocks.

[siefer117]

So the prisoner turned into Jason Bourne at the end?

[Synergy9k]

@siefer117 Apparently.

[NostalgicSince2005]

"extra items..."

Oh, I'm sure William A. McDonald was more than pleased with the sequel.

[grandomegabosses]

4:48

Did BillyMC play Arrival In Hell and review it??

[mandrilltiger]

@grandomegabosses holy shit William A. McDonald=Billy MC?

[94looneyman]

they stole the end music from the end of The Bourne Ultimatum!

[egdqv13234]

''THE END?'' << hahahah!!!

[DayBreakization]

So why can't you shoot the gas canister again?

[lilbuzz2000]

@DayBreakization a good question

my answer: he might kill himself

[CCRockit]

1:45

i landed on my bloody face and now i'm going to have a scar in the next game

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

The grotty, blood-stained Control Room.

[WEGANxMETIN]

On what pages you got?

[andophiroxia]

Ironically enough, the first guard's animation was a whole hell of a lot better than #2's. However, for the rest of both games both of the animation quality was both a wash.

Don't ask me about the gameplay. It was funny enough watching you guys play it.

[Reyson129]

*guy tries to light match*

*beast looks at him*

*guy turns to camera*

"Bollocks!"

[MrRetlav]

Just shoot the gas cannister..... it would problably be super effective....... but i guess this adds to the dramatic effect xD

[StealthAngel667]

I love how that huge gas tank is just lying there, while you're forced to get by with some deodorant flamethrower instead.

[6Shooter28]

"Great game. Ten outta ten. I didn't see it."

There are literally thousands of posts like that all over Newgrounds.

[Ezo945]

William A. McDonald = BillyMC

[Begeru]

Yeah seriously, all that just to get some matches?

[MidnightZeto]

Oh god... the tune for the credits... oh god... Moby doesn't deserve this XD

[DarkOmegaMK2]

0:13 Notice that the door to the control room is destroyed but in 0:17 inside the control room, the door is perfectly ok...

[dunkelbaul]

retards 2.0

[icyevilchief]

Second Arrival in hell game is out on newgrounds now

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

He released a sequel if you guys are interested in having a laugh at that as well.

[MagatamaUser]

That prisoner ain't got shit on Macgyver

[kriss554]

on andkon arcade it looks completely diffrent. i think they made 2 games. one for newgrounds and one for andcon. check it out and tell me what you think

[SenseiLeRoof]

Wasn't there a western called Red Herring of the Gun?

[troysson81]

William A. McDonald...

BillyMC?

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

Awesome trio of videos

Signed,

Red S. S. Ninja

[hogmasta]

vysethetard's comment seemed a little unforgiving to me.... im not making fun of him or anything of the sort im saying how could anyone possible try to offend you. i mean really.. its a flash someone made without any intent on offense.

[AlbertWesker47]

@hogmasta Did you even read his post?

[Icerama108]

3:12 What about a hemmerage?

[criminal90210]

@Icerama108 Hemorrhage, lrn2spell ;)

[Icerama108]

@criminal90210 the 'e' key is right next to the 'h' key on my keyboard.

[criminal90210]

@Icerama108 You literally fucked up the word, "the 'e' key is right next to the 'h' key on my keyboard." is not an excuse for misspelling an easy word :P

[Icerama108]

@criminal90210 I know, I just don't really care for spelling.

[ElrondHubbard54]

"My grody piss-stained toilet' is the best line in that whole game.

A lot of the dialogue is unintentionally hilarious.

[6Shooter28]

Just see thet Trapped series by these guys. It's even better.

[DarthMater]

Flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against ANYTHING that lives in Australia

[CreepyMcCreep]

Every time I watch one of your videos, I question more and more how the userbase of one major website can be so overwhelmingly stupid. I'm glad you're around to stick it to them.

[g0mmyg0mmyg0m]

@CreepyMcCreep You're on YOUTUBE.

[CreepyMcCreep]

I was talking about Newgrounds, but YouTube isn't far behind.

[Owl1222]

3:00 "This is a good review. And then below, people think this is a useless review." that's exactly why I hate Newgrounds. The community just drove me away.

It was amusing watching you guys play this and joke around, lol :P

[WaaromIkWeer]

WHAM ! XD

[TheDoodMan]

No... FUCK YOU RICHARD ROUT! That was the ending to Police Quest 4!!! Come on! (As usual, slowbeef and Diabetus are awesome.)

[Icerama108]

I just realized the main character looks like Moby (The singer in the song during the credits)

[TBSnerd]

so he won't steal matches, but he wil let 2 people die and then steal the matches from a dead guy?

The fuck

[dyruahan]

Maybe he just likes seeing people die. He was in jail, so it's possible he was a murderer.

[EthVortexShield]

@TBSnerd Let? He CAUSES their death. He did pick up the soap so the guard would get eviscerated by the beast, remember?

[dominich4962]

thanx for helpin me complete the game

[DrLinoone]

hmm, that lighter belongs to the security guard, I better ask him....or I could just not ask him, wait for the beast, lock it in with him, lure the other prisoner to the exit which only becomes an exit with its sign to distract the beast to get into the control room, and THEN take the lighter since the guard is now dead....god dammit, why do I feel so trapped?

[scatzilla99]

@DrLinoone i c wat u did thar.

[Wanderer2266]

@DrLinoone epic

[grendelee]

@DrLinoone ....aannnnndd THATS why hes in prison. Thank god....

[zioz99]

0:57 shouldve said

"HA AHH!!! a makeshift flamethrower!

im sure that wont harm that dickshit at all but then again, this game is shit"

[Idiotska]

Goddamnit. Why won't this fucking door open.

[Icerama108]

The ending music isn't that bad.

[Vertigo688]

Yeah, it's just a shame he stole it from the credits of the Bourne series, which put its soundtrack to infinitely better use.

[DJCuell]

The original song was also from the album "18" by Moby.

[Icerama108]

Extreme ways...

[Krbyfan1]

This proves the NG community knows shit about reviewing.

[theslvrbullt]

Lol'd hard watching this. Newgrounds has it's shining moments and awesomeness. The users aren't an example of either of those... But I just noticed something about the last review by Avenger111. William A. McDonald... Billy is short for William... McDonald... Billy... McDonald... Billy... MC donald...

... I got nothin'.

[FourthDerivative]

@theslvrbullt

The truth is out there! The BMC syndicate has ears in every wall, man. No one can be trusted.

[sew123093]

I'm surprised they didn't comment about the fact that when the character faced the left, the number on his jumpsuit was backwards.

Nice going animators.

[NSOmega2]

Who needs a flame thrower? Just make a grappling hook out of an apple, an axe, hair gel, and some liquid nitrogen. Diliah would.

[ShinyEspeons]

@ Michel... Mikal... Mi... Mr. Jr. Sr. This is not a condition I have EVER heard of. I googled it, and found nothing. As /b/tards would say... Pics, or it didn't happen.

[DrLinoone]

@ShinyEspeons:

your grotty piss-stained brain is a little thick isn't it?

[ShinyEspeons]

@DrLinoone Yes. Yes it is. Hell, I don't even remember what I posted commented...

[Maxey1130]

@VysetheTard Score 9

[grovest45]

*picks up guy and is about to eat him*

you want to eat me Dickshit

Wow, he called the monster dickshit while being calm about it. what a badass.

[tikidog9900]

not like the monster understands english

[czeineh]

Nah, I think he just calls everyone dickshit. He'd call 411 and call the operator a dickshit.

[grovest45]

LOL yea, now we all know how he is in prison.

[lightdiviner]

It's amazing how competant reviews get the thumbs down. It just goes to show that for every person with a brain, there are at least five people who are complete goddamned idiots.

[aldurthedrowshade]

Dear lightdiviner,

We of the youtube community would like to give you the "greatest researcher and totally not full of childlike angst" award. I would like to deliver you this in person, but I am afraid, that at the time of posting this, my government has confiscated my computer to limit my access to your revolutionary statistics. Since I unwittingly read this, I expect you to replace my computer. It was a Dell. Feel free to send me your paypal info and we can work out payment.

Sincerely me

[lightdiviner]

Great use of sarcasm. I didn't know you could identify a person's personality through reading one comment. Have you ever considered taking up psychology? I have a feeling that a lot of people would come out of your office far worse than to begin with.

On a different note, this is Youtube, and therefore research is not a valid word.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

[aldurthedrowshade]

Dear lightdiviner

I agree; using one comment to identify a person's personality is incorrect. If I were to say "I like to smear childrens' feces on my genitals to masturbate" it would not identify my personality at all.

Sincerely,

me

[TonboXChocho]

people think this is a useless review.

[IJtheNinja]

That's Newgrounds for ya. :P

[Hepathos]

WHOA HOLY FUCK.

[indiana1935]

this* was spelled wrong around the time of the control room it was spelled like tcis

[Firestorm2900]

I actually think it needs a couple of votes before a review is actually considered useless or useful.

[MGlBlaze]

Well, to give this flash game a little credit, the puzzles at least make SOME sort of logical sense.. of course, you'd have to do something seriousely fucking wrong to do WORSE than the 'rope-bannana-knife in sewer fishing rod' but still.

Although I find it shameful that people think the very useful and true review is apparently 'useless'. Especially the 'make it easier to click on what you need to' and 'fix the incomplete and off-screen text' suggestions. One of the only intelligent ones.

[ZineappleVids]

Exactly what I was saying.

[BlackKnight03]

Just because it's not as a big a piece of shit as the rope-bannana-knife trilogy, doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.

[Neotails8762]

Please tell there's a sequel to this.

[A0Refrigerator]

He should of called that monster a Grumpy Gus.

[Danaceb]

You have to remember that most of the people on that website are point and click adventure fans. The kind of idiots who gave the painfully horrid plagiarism fest Limbo of the Lost 10/10 reviews.

[TonyBranston]

To be fair, they don't have to pay for it.

[xRavioliSumox]

People gave that a 10? That's sad.

[sagacious03]

Geez louise. What a pathetic excuse for an aventure game. Seriously, how the hell DO you burn something with BURNING flesh?!?

Sadly, only 1 good review, and yet people found it USELESS.

If it had found out about this game through anything other than Retsupurae, I probably would've wanted to cry.

[TehMas]

"Seriously, how the hell DO you burn something with BURNING flesh?!?"

You do know the difference between thermal contact burn and chemical burn, right?

[MGlBlaze]

That's another thing that I was thinking. Like using flamethrowers on Xenomorphs.

[DairunCates]

You are aware that something that has flesh that gives off either would theorhetically be incredibly resistant to either, right?

After all, burning is just heat giving off, and the "flamethrower" wouldn't be much hotter than it's natural body temperature.

[czeineh]

That's not how chemical burns work. A Xenomorph's blood reacts violently with human flesh, and the reaction gives off heat. However, until the two come in contact, neither reactant by itself has to be warm. Same way sulphur can react violently with oxygen without heating either beforehand.

The bigger issue is why a monster that could shrug off a gunshot wound and major loss of flesh would be instantly incapacitated by a small flame.

[Threadnaught]

The monster is allergic to the deoderant...

And daylight...

And starring in a good game.

[Arcterious]

Uhh... It doesn't matter what quality audio it is, if there is noise, there is noise. You have to filter that out and the noise will be gone. If there originally was no noise, the lower quality can create noise. Other than that, I see no reason for there to be any noise at all.

[Biolizard28]

Apparently, the beast refuses to go after living people until he roughs up his current meal a bit. It's like a Tank, but mildly retarded and chicken-like.

[shadowplayer1980]

So, basically this game rips off The Suffering and doesn't do a very good job at it.

[Renegade66666]

Yeah, pretty much it seems.

[amig90]

Signed

Charles Manson

[balwinder345]

I liked how the guy did jump over the dead monster, cause you know, it has burning flesh, and we wouldn't want any logical fallacy ruining this tribute to Monkey Island.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

I did not find this video review helpful.

(a Flash game by DogsAreCoolRight)

[AhazuBalan]

Why do all these flash games lack what all the old adventure games were famous for?

Instead of making it so he just refuses to shoot the beast or any other incorrect action, why not make it lead to a death sequence?

IIRC that is what happens most of the time in adventure games when you deviate from the solutions.

[Crystalgate]

My guess is that's because a death sequence takes more effort than an "I'm not gonna do that" message. Also, I think that in a lot of those flash games you can't save so a death would force you to start over from the beginning.

[stealyphil1925]

Signed,

William A. McDonald!

[jerphunter]

3:06 and on made me LOL! XD

[Kymario514]

Oh yeah, there's gas tanks everywhere that we could of shot with our gun to blow up the monster, but let's use deodorant and matches to make a shitty little flamethrower!

[Kymario514]

Actually, fuck the monster. Just blow a hole in the wall with the gun from the gas tank.

[AdventurePlaythrough]

2:50 I thought it said dickable, not clickable

[MayorPork]

Why WOLD you make me look at that?

[Chef033]

wahahahaha i didnt realize until just now that the third option on the main menu is "find a walkthrough"

ahahaha oh jesus my sides hurt

[Makron5]

What's left after you get rid of those things? All you've got left is shitty animation.

[Dankore]

I'm out of face palms. I thought the epic tale of the trapped trilogy was bad but this is just awful.

[OneWithTheNight]

BUT THE GUN

[narcolepticchairftw]

"I've always wanted to make a game like this!"

Oh my.

[xixDavid404xix]

1:43 has to be my favorite part

[Darkseeder]

So if the game weren't bad it could be good?

I AGREE!

[terrificTBO]

lol

[Davideogamer]

FYI, the reason for so many of these "good game 10/10" reviews is because the users get "points" for their input on different flash projects. The ironic part is that the only thing that happens is that your input tilts the overall score just a little more, the more points you have. And people try to get this accolade by putting forth useless input.

>:|

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

That's so stupid. That means that every single game is more likely to show up as positive. It makes the rating system completely worthless.

[Davideogamer]

Or be immediately plummeted to negatives when a few people who didn't like it give it the lowest possible score. That's why most rating systems, including the one for Newgrounds, are based on a 5/5 scale; because so many idiots will give it a flat 1 or full 5, never in-between. You can't trust these people with a 10/10 scale.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

@Davideogamer I THINK "PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A USELESS REVIEW" WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT TO COMBAT ACTUAL USELESS REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO DIDNT PLAY THE GAME BUT ARE REVIEWING FOR POINTS. THEN PEOPLE SAID REVIEWS THAT PRAISED THE FLASH WERE USEFUL AND CRITIQUES THAT WANT TO HELP THE FLASH ARE SEEN AS USELESS. SIMILAR TO HOW "BLOCK" ON YOUTUBE WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT TO STOP PEOPLE FORM HARASSING PEOPLE BUT THEN USED TO HARASS PEOPLE. "I HAVE BLOCKED YOU 1725 USERS NO LONGER EXIST"..YOUTUBE > NEWGROUNDS??

[MovingTarget85]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS LOUD, TOO

[ZineappleVids]

There is one good thing about this game.

At least it has more logic then Arise's key hunting puzzles and the Trapped series with the puzzles making even less sense every game.

[kirbythecreampuff]

Oh man, these recent flashes are hilarious, it was a great idea for you guys to start doing flashes.

[primal2020]

the deoderant flamethrower pales in comparison to the glued bannanarope rod and the oil covered teddy bear

[claymortal]

getting annoyed at "must of" made me happy

[Rapido2311]

What a hilarious game!!!

[Makron5]

He stopped making these even though he left on a cliff hanger but look at this for his latest project:

For those of you that are a fan of my games, then this is good news for you!

For those of you that hate my games, then it's pretty bad news. Although the internet is a big place, there are plenty of corners for you to go cry in. Or if you're not a fan of crying, you can just have a big manly strop!

[ike714]

lolwut.

[Sye909]

I played this game way back when it came out and i actually gave two-shits about amateur flash

Unfortunately, this thing hasnt really aged like a fine wine and is still just as painful to play as ever.

Oh but on the bright side, there sure are a lot of "Dickshits" ... Whatever those are :3

[CleaveTheDragon]

Helpful critique is so useless. I can't even use it to pick up burning flesh or combine it with deodorant. I might as well pick up a gun.

[onomix99]

I remember i played this game. Long time ago. 2007 or something.

[Anonybutt]

Stop breaking the fourth wall!

[Grammaton485]

I forgot how this ends with Moby, just like the Bourne movies.