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  • @Javeria69987751774 id rather not

  • wow u suck at this game.

  • So...he cuts horizontally...and he splits vertically?

  • :D

  • Atleast his fuckin head didnt come off! :D

  • @chickenstories except it still counts as it focuses on his legs meaning the head that is attched to the body is cut off lol :D

  • he just got fucked up

  • Guess we can can all say that Isaac's HALF the man he sed to be.

  • The slasher is my favorite of all of the necromorphs....

    I know that sounds weird, but it just is. xDD

  • You look like you need a bandaid

  • Isaac: Well look at choo

    *Sliced in half*

    "AAAAAH!! What the fuck!"

  • That was short

    

  • this game is under rated but soo badass

  • @ntrnate

    Uhh... hell no. This game is not underrated by any means....

    I do love it though, and must admit it's one of my favorite games this generation. I've completed it 7 times :D

  • STOP AT 0:03 and look at his rig when the guy cuts off half of his body the health bar is yellow

    lol wtf?

  • Isaac-o hi there!!

    slasher-fuck u SLICE!!!!

  • dont worry he will be just fine when he respawns.

  • dont worry its just a flesh wound

  • Whats the point

    Slasher death and Blood sucking death are both videos!

  • how can his leg and torso be cut horizontally by a downward slash ? ^^

  • Isaac's body is very fragile or is the necromorph's slasher is hella strong?

  • *a docter walks up to the body and lifts up one of his intestines* hes dead

  • Look at where his head lands, im pretty sure thats the last thing he wants to see when he dies.

  • Slashers are awesome, they completely destroy the term zombie: they dont die when you shoot them in the head, and they never eat sleep or breathe..

  • He's not dead

  • This happen to me in the demo,

    I was like: "Fuck this, lets get tacos!"

  • All the deaths in this game either revolve around.

    Issac being cut in half.

    OR

    Issac getting decapitated.

    I'm serious.

  • @NaziKitty

    yeah, they should be more creative in this department in dead space 2

  • @havocy91 hey give th meteorites and that weird baby's head thing points for being somewhat original. The meteor blasted you off into space and the head took over your body after decapitating you.

  • @tcrpgfan

    where? never saw that one =\

  • @NaziKitty in dead space 2 i remember hearin that the puker or spitter will try to puke his acidic "projectiles" down issacs throat...

  • @bobombthekoopa ummm that didn't sound wrong, "try to 'puke his projectiles' down isaac's throat."

  • @bloodvein3 hey man i tried...lol but yah its pretty creative.

  • @NaziKitty in the second game there is a death where the monster pukes like acid in isaac's mouth the isaac burns from inside and pukes it out and dies......i find it pretty original lol.....twisted and fucked up too

  • He is alright, the doctors just needed to fix him up - Humpty dumpty style

  • slasher:YOU OWE ME MONEY!

    isac:arm or a leg?slasher:*licks mouth*

    isac:OH SHIT

  • he needs some duct tape a lot of duct tape

  • lol, this reminds me of those wives

  • Isaac: C' mon gimme a hug

    Necro: Okay!

    *SLASH*

    Necro: Oops!

  • issaic:bob wait no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    monater:that for not coming to my birthday party

  • At far as deaths go, this surely makes the cut.

  • perfect for a knife commercial with billy mays in heaven saying

    "look at how it carves right through him! i guarantee it!"

  • Did he die?

  • No worries, guys. Just use some of Billy Mays' Mighty Putty and we'll see Isaac lookin' brand new! =D

  • Slasher my friend whats good?

    -_- what you say about my face?

    i didnt say anything!! *SLASH*

  • Isak: can you tickle me on my tummy please?

    Isak in heaven: When I asked for a tickle that was not what I had in mind

  • "so thats what my taint looks like"

  • 1 chop w/ two slashing knives and your dead. Poor Isaac.

  • did anyone notice that Isaacs health went up before he got slashed?

  • I did

  • @myoppositelife Maybe an indication that Isaac got off on it sexually I dunno...

  • JUDO CHOP!

  • It's okay guys, don't worry! The slasher got the fly off of Issac's stomach! Mission accomplished!

  • upper part of body writing on post it:"on the next life, make sure i have painkillers"

  • note to self: buy bandaides

  • that necromorph was the capitan of the ship

  • I wonder why they call it slasher...

  • isaac: yo

    slasher:looks like your torrso steped in something let me get that off *slash!*

  • err "your torso stepped in something"

    something is wrong about that sentence...

  • ...

  • lol its k

    we all know...

    err..

  • Which mean "I don't like your leg"*slash it off.*

  • hey, i can't feel my legs...wait, who the hell are y-*SLASH*

  • Slash.

    Owned.

    The End.

    XD!

  • ouch

  • That's why you never high five a Slasher

  • Ya know.....when his legs we're on the ground...his body is still in the air for a quick second. Looks like the top half didnt know what hit it.

  • Isaac: I should have had that last beer...=__=;;

    *slash!*

  • Just need some paper towels, a body bag, and maybe mighty putty and/or duct tape......

  • Owie.

  • its funny cuz the death scenes that arent that hard to make are the funniest and the hardest to make ( like the last scene ) people are like i feel bad q__q

  • Im no doctor but... i think he's dead.

  • Slasher: You got a fly on your leg, let me get it off.

    Isaac: What? No I don't

    Slasher: Right there! (Slice)

    Isaac:

    Slasher: There you go... oh crap

  • Clean-up on ile

    jackass o:

    XD

  • Nothing a little shamwow can't take care of.

  • or oxilcean

  • lol 0:05 he was like looking at his penis wondering how it get so small

  • LOLZ

  • the janitor isn't going to be happy about that...

  • that slasher is the janitor lol XD

  • looks like the slasher wants a hug

  • Slasher:WHY YOU DONT LOOK AT ME WHEN WE DO LOVE!

    Issac:...

    Slasher:WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHIT THIS GUN!

    Issac:WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUUUU DOING WHIT THAT AXE

    Slasher:...

    Issac:Oh FUCK!

    ploft just his penis survived lolz

  • hmmm.i need a mop

  • well my names isaac also fuck i hope i dont die this way....

  • Looks liek kendra, hammond and the other survivors are gonna need a mop.

  • i see why they call them slashers. lol

  • teletubbie hug :P

  • definetly melted barbies :P

  • what is isaac's body held togather? bubble gum, duct tape, play dough, and melted barbies? he can litarly get decapetated by get poked 4 or 5 times

  • Poor Issac...just can't keep himself together these days...

  • Cleanup in Aisle 4. :P

  • lol

  • Rape.

  • I wonder why they call it a Slasher...

  • oh yeah.......

    the engineer comes to repair your ship, and u all want to fuck with him because u have no money to pay him...........

    suckers...:P

  • super glue always does the job =D

  • when all else fails...theres mastercard.

  • and if MasterCard don't work duck tape and lots of staples

  • dont forget bubblegum

  • also dont forget sperm

  • it was old by zakiller's response

    then haloplayer came along and showed us all how utterly dumb he is.

  • im dumb wow i just made a damn joke asshole is it so bad to make a joke i dont care if its old its a joke deal with it

  • Slashers?

    i thought they were called Necromorphs, or am i thinking of another game?

  • "necromorph" basically is for every monster in the game

    Slasher & such are names for each one

  • wait a min theres 2 monsters in the room

    small monster:lets split it

    big monster:ok ill cut him

  • Duct Tape and Super Glue thats all we need

  • Duct Tape and a billion tons of super glue...no no make that 1 000 000 000 000 000 etc. tons of Super Glue

  • we got a situation:omfg(we need the toolbox)

  • Oh, SURE...Lets all beat up on the engineer.....

    fcking pwnt like a goddamn lobster in a pot!

  • someone get some glue!!!!

  • we need to find some tape to fix him

  • dont worry it's a flash wound!

  • ok now we need some plaster, wood and some nails

  • and dont forget tape :D

  • Don't worry. Just use some of Billy Mays' Mighty Putty and we'll see Isaac lookin brand new :D

  • And a shamwow to clean up the mess

  • Buy shamwow to clean up any deaths! Even isaacs guts!

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  • you followin me camera guy? LOL

  • @Saramorathix BUT THE NECROMORPHS GOT HIM TOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • an arm and a leg :P

  • We need to get this man to a doctor. And we need tape...and a lot of it.

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  • morale of the movie: never trust strangers with free hugs. -.-

  • Black Slasher: GIMME UR LAUNCH MONEY! IM OLDER DAN U!

    Isaac:NO!

    FLSH!

    Isaac:

  • ouch that had to hurt lol

  • MMMMM JUICY

  • Isaac doesn't like hugs from strangers.

  • I think hes hurt...

  • can someone find my legs :D

  • slasher:r u ok?

    isaac:yeah its just a flesh wound lol XD

  • "No cakes?wtf?CHOP!" xD

  • he needs a glue and masking tape in the next 24 minutes

  • BACK OFF HUMAN!

  • PWNED.

  • Hey whos got some stitches...maybe a hot glue gun... I'm gonna need a bunch of napkins though, wait eff that, I need a hell load of towels! Hey Isaac, how about trying not to play love games!

  • issac:bet u cant tag me

    slasher:*slash*

    slasher:woops

  • Band-aids heal everything...right Isaac?

  • Oh my God, is he OK?

  • lol

  • maybe hugging wasn't such a bright idea, Isaac

  • Anyone got duck tape?

  • Tag. You're it.

  • this happens to me a lot

  • issac: hahahahhah you cant get me!!

    Slasher:TAG

  • i think he hurt issac =(

  • Nothing a good night sleep and a warm glass of milk can cure

  • nothing a band-aid cant handle :P

  • I think ya dropped something..

  • Dont just stand there! Pick up that gun and shoot it!

  • That is just morbid!

  • whos got the duct tape

  • dont forget the super glue!

  • jajajaja

  • MAN DOWN

  • It's just a flesh wound....

  • lol

  • yay a dead space DLC is Coming!!!

  • pwnt

  • any1 have a bandaid?

  • nothing a plaster won't heal

  • Medic!

  • holy crap!  so many death scenes...poor poor isaac

  • OUCH! Are you fine? Don't worry Isaac its only a little hit...

  • damn, this game doesnt fuck around!

  • no leg for you!

  • ISaac:"Im ok!"

  • "dont worry, i still got some life left i-"

    isaac dies

  • It would be a lot scarier if it was Point of view

  • He'll be fine....right?

  • I wish the camera didn't move around on death scenes

  • LOL its like this FINNISH HIM necromorph wins FATALITY

  • Hotdogs! :D

  • consider yourself owned

  • lol necromorph wins