Rogue Warrior: Top 10 Mickey Rourke Lines

[Ericthehammer76]

1:29- Those arent the credits; thats a hit list

[thegamer549]

Send me the bill cocksuckers!

[Tubyubber]

yeah, that's what I usually do, I go full fucking Faulkner with lots of sound & fury

[blkknightrutter]

Wouldn't it have been awesome if Mr. Marcinko had actually voiced himself?

[AntiCitizenJuan]

99% of this games budget went into Micky Rourke's pocket lol

[Matt00851]

@AntiCitizenJuan seriously?

[Gearsofwarfan1001]

tiny dick lol

[97Funnystuff]

Mickey Rourke is a great actor. But this script? Really? I think I'm gonna buy this game just so I can laugh at the dialogue.

[thetruemagicalnegro]

@97Funnystuff

Have you read the books before? Marcinko actually speaks like that, lol

[SoulMaster64]

knock knock lights out motherfucker and then the images ahahahahah that made my day

[bonasty1990]

nodal boat flap? Total goat fuck...im hard at hearing, but i could understand it. plaus if you play the game he says goat fuck like 100 times. hilarious each time too

[theTAT3R]

I love how all but the credits and the Faulkner were from the first mission lol

[theyellowyoda1]

So to watch the credits would a have to play through the game? If so that's a goat fuck!!

[theTAT3R]

@theyellowyoda1 credits are available from the get-go lol

[shutyourassthanks123]

goat fuck is my favorite xD

[LORDKRISSYG87]

these ant no army quotes these ppl are kids trying to be men AS USAL

[Zk2500]

1:01 is best, xD

[Roman5335]

fuck!

[GunBigotHater]

"There's a thin line between a simple op (operation) and a TOTAL GOAT FUCK!"

My favorite line is "President Reagan sends his regards."

[Donzawr]

i was going to buy this game, i didn't know what it was at the time. i got to the till and the girl behind the counter was like "erm... i don't think you'd want this game. it's shit!" so i got army of two 40th day instead.

[killer1one11]

my fav was "the soviet fucking union can fondle my big hairy nuts"

[MackerelAssasin]

how does the vietcong not realise he's there when he's going like,"fuck fuckkity fuck fuck fuck" every time he kills a person? O_O

[ChromeGhost0219]

@MackerelAssasin are you talking about in real life when Marcinko was in 'nam or in the game when he was in Korea?

[MackerelAssasin]

@ChromeGhost0219 of course in the game :D

[MackerelAssasin]

@ChromeGhost0219 oops. made a mistake. in the game, but in korea. at first i thought he was in vietnam =.=

[NeededBabyCakez]

Fucking iphone ads...

I SUCK.... IN BED

[DeguGamingNetwork]

Happy fuckin' birthday

[MrFag12345]

jesus christ abort FUCK NO

[joeldunsdon]

hilarious

so awesome

[AlexOmbladon1]

where's "suck my balls, my hairy fucking balls! wrap them around your fucking mouth!" ? -_-

[zalbman]

What does this guy have against goats?

[Dabomb1237]

rofl, I would buy this game just for the dialogue!

[stuwdvpc]

"that asshole's still twitching"? thats some disturbing attention to detail right there

[McGiggitygoo]

god damn cock breath commie mother fucker

[MrCardife]

I think he said "There's a thin line between a simple op and a total goat fuck."

What is a goat fuck?

[hereinsertname]

"My men are dead."

"Jesus Christ! Abort!"

"FUCK no."

LOLOL

[sanducerobolso]

hahah this game is awful although i love it ¡¡¡ if u r trying to learn insulting quotes or words in english u totally should check out this game

best quote : "drop that motherfucker u fuckin amateurs ooh fuuuck" so cool

[sicandmorfacbani]

watch online at cinemashow,info #OMG

[PeterFrederikDomsten]

im pretty sure he says "Nodal goat flap"

[LilATL94]

Lights out motherfucker scene part was damn hilarious

Read the book, you'll find that almost in every single page is a a shitload of cussing lmao

[jansilbastian]

despite its awful graphics, i think im gonna love this game with all the fuck as a verb, adverb, or an adjectives fuck thingys!

[riffnark]

I liked the part where he said "Fuck"

[tmilatos]

Never knew Rourke had tourette syndrome....!

[Vextroid]

for number 5 he saying Admiral Travis Payton.

[Brocmaan]

hahahahhah this game is bad

[blazilfrazil2]

the sound and fury was a terrible book lol

[zygas25]

wait is that line based off the movie which has nothing to do with violence(it about deaf kids)or the book sound and fury(which is a summary of stories by faulkener) even machinima screws up thier lines

[bf2lover42]

@zygas25 it's supposed to be on purpose, putting totally underated things but with the same name.

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[contentstew]

hahahah "bring tha noise bitch" *gets shot*

[kevlonk]

462 people are dipdunk desk jockies named Adimumtravisjoiwern.

[spleefrog9]

f--king ninja style.

Well suprise motherf---ers happy f--king birthday.

[Chrisrawrr21]

its funny because the guy says "Fuck" at least 20 times in each mission

[LilATL94]

Lights out motherfuckers

Yo read the book, it's very kickass and mind-blowing but the funny thing is that the book version has wayyyyy more shitload of cussing than this game lmao

[Chrisrawrr21]

i wouldent say that this is a game worth renting

[LickMyNoseHAHAHA]

goat fuck

[litosoraXD]

This guy cussed more in this game then i cussed in my whole life

[pawlowable]

your mom is a goat fuck XD ....just kidding

[joutubesgmail]

I liked the part where he said "fuck."

[tekkenboy95]

but what about "suck my balls,suck my hairy fucking balls and wrap em around your mouth"

[greatmuta2]

@tekkenboy95 goddamn starwars

[iWearShorts234]

why dont they do a ''top ten Gene Hunt lines'' from Ashes to Ashes?

[USOBUNSHIM]

lights out motherfuckers

[socue521]

5 is fucking funny xD

[andrkir]

7 is the best :D

[elpadilla86]

ADIMUMTRAVISFJOIWERN

[CodeNameButcher]

I wonder why Dick Marcinko has a potty mouth. He probably gives himself a blow job before each mission and forgets to use mouth wash. I'm not talking about the real Dick Marcinko, who actually sounds like a pretty sweet guy. I mean the computerized version of him voiced by Mickey Rourke.

[sanducerobolso]

jaja number one sounds like a fucking porn theme song

this game is a piece of shit however after hearing mickey rourke lines i love him ¡¡¡

"die motherfucker die¡¡"

[EricSchwin22]

10 was the worst of the worst...A stupid rap song doesn't make you badass.

[MrDony321]

Laughed my goat off when I saw #5

[andrkir]

@MrDony321 me too

[MW2xxxMW2]

FTW

[Bpency3020]

Time for a little snoop and poop

That should have been Number one on this list

[Deezhan]

"God damn Star Wars!" deserves a place too!:P

[pgf95]

I like when you trow a grenade:

"catch it fag!"

ahahahha

[payphonebone]

My favorite in my gameplay. Shooting someone from behind wiht a pistol, first shot didn't kill him, as i kept shooting, he yelled, " Get DEAD FUCKBAG!! " LOL best line ever

[Tounushi]

And I spent 20€ ($27) on this cluster-fuck of an unholy dogshit-encrusted fist-rape!

[vergil4899]

what is wrong with him? lol

[127ladiesman]

4 and 2 are my total favourites :P

[posthumanfetus]

This game is so... BAD... but it's fun if you rent it.

[jasanimans]

happy fucking birthday LOL

[jameskennedy80]

One of the shortest games I've ever played, but Rourke's dialogue made it fun.

[littlebigthomas]

@jameskennedy80 thats right motherfucker happy fuckin birthday!

[vpirates62]

"President Reagan sends his regards you red motherfucker." ...the gameplay, weapons, and controls were not the best..but..I had fun playing it. Beat it very quick too. Glad it was only a rental.

[kcar1323]

one of the lines micky spits out when u throw a grenade is.. "chew on this pencil dick" omg i laughed my ass off playing this game.. there is no way this game was made to be serious haha.. as far as im concerned once this game drops to like 5 dollars, everyone should buy this hahaha

[sadocka]

there are some serious subliminal images lying around in this vid. its really cool^^

[andyfma]

where?

[ill97]

lol

[Germanswisscheese]

I might buy this game just to hear all the dialogue

[codmodsandbotsVP]

Hosting mw2 j-tag message to be in

[nathanpitt21]

its a total goat fuck. KNOCK KNOCK lights out you goddamn cockbreath commy motherfuckers!!!

drop dead MOTHERFUCKER YOU FUCKIN AMateurs!! ! AAAAAAAAAAH FUCK!!!!!!

[MareBellator]

this game is total goat fuck.

[zygas25]

rooster teeth confirms this/ it is a total goat fuck

[interestviewer]

hahahaha this is great

[noedig1000]

as soon as i heard that cock breath commy mutherfucker line when i was playin i was like ok this game can only go down hill from here

[CJ632]

suprise mother fuckers happy fucking birthday at the end lol

[ghettoguy1992]

- Knock knock...Lights out motherfucker! xD

- Drop that motherfucking fuck you ficking amateur xD

Damn, best laughs in a while

[solidfoxdie45]

Lol i rented this game yesterday I died laughing there was this part he was talking about the cold when the came was loading...he said "it's so fucking cold out here that the fucking balls of a fucking polar bear would freeze"

[Shogunelite]

lol

[ghettoguy1992]

have you had a lobotomy to begin with? because you're speaking more shit than Mickey Rourke in Rogue Warrior

[voro122]

''it's a total goat fuck!'' xD

[jasonjapi]

also number one on 2009 epic fail game

[ChewySatisfaction]

Im sure they used samples of him from The Wrestler lol

[EvilBaby666]

its like the 21st centuray version of E.T the game.... but more disturbing. Like i mean seriously, they made a rap at the end!? he sounded like some homesexual serial rapist during that random rap intermission.... o.0

[MentalSentinel]

Admklsajdfiekljasdf

[lostisthebest815]

It's really not that bad of a game.....

[alexlandsbergs]

its the new duke

[cwhakatihi]

worst game ive ever played

[dareangel666]

Heard this game was complete shit.

[noedig1000]

thats for dam sure as soon as i heard him say fuckin commy's i was like done

[kris019940]

"Drop dead you fuckers, you fucking amateurs." I just love love that line. xD

[ImpactZone69]

lol did they think this game was going to be good because he swears alot? and says GOAT FUCK

[ihugdeadthings]

i was goat fucked outta $60 buyin this game at WalMart and i cant return it, time to get re- goat fucked at Gay Stop, probly only gonna get $20, merry fuckin christmas to me.

[allstarRB1029]

that song at the end was hot

[Jachymvda]

Haha

Knock knock...

Lights out motherf*cker!

[Shmoichal]

This video was fucking hilarious.

6: "But whatevs"

5 was my favorite for some reason.

[sleepyteins]

Its a total goat fuck! Oh he sait goat fuck!

[Xtos1989]

total goat fuck kills it

[Creature243]

lol lights out mutha fukuz!! XD

[Shadow9392]

Total goat fuck and Admiral Travis Fink

[Arkenarge]

southern redneck 100% sure

[Omanaite]

The brass runin' this OP is a dipdunk deskjokey named Adimiumtravisfjowern

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Kroxeldiphibic]

Fuck man machinima needs to take out the fuckin trash.

[TheMorbidAtheist]

NODAL BOAT FLAP HAHAHAHAHA

[MrAnimeMafia]

i have the game and its awsoeme

[narutofan625boysback]

i wanna play this game now

[sergentjacke]

number 4 was the best one

[FlexibleGrannys]

lol love the leon reference!

[infamousdnt]

what is that game?

[Dancebeat991]

ROFL at 3 and 2

[Krich297]

Holy shit I wish the actual game didn't suck, these lines are ultra-low-budget hilarious

[johnyyonehand]

as i read so far, i can say: this game sucks....

[theseakker]

Yea seriously even if bethesda is publishing this game, WHY WOULD THEY EVEN DO IT?? Fail Bethesda =(

[infamousdnt]

from fallout3 the greast RPG ever to this piece of shit ! fail tage

[PringlesForAidan]

@infamousdnt Bethesda just produced it. They didn't make it. Big difference.

[infamousdnt]

obviously thats what i said retard

[SlasherCheetah]

Shit I asked for this for christmas..

Any advice?

btw my parents already have it, atleast I think they do..

[KalikaPheonix]

Ask for the receipt?

[PorcupinePower]

i think 9 says its a thin line between a simple op and a total goat fuck

[UhhhHeyyy]

do you go on every game and post that shit?

[Maccps]

i didn't get #10

[FashionStatementz]

worst game ever except for audio

[thadea]

Lights out motherfuckers!

[PS3WiiKyle14]

Number 5 and 4! Hilarious. Wow Bethesda made Fallout 3 and this? How the heck did they make it this stupid? This game sucks.

[zaazzzz66]

they published this game, but theyre still assholes for not paying attention to what they were doing, epic fail bethesda!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PS3WiiKyle14]

really i think they tried to cover up this games release with the Fallout Dlcs I don't think they wanted people to know this sucked so bad.

[sebob123]

guys guys guys GUYS GUUUYUUUSSS....

Bethesda published this piece of shit, too bad half the world dont know that ;(

[Be3p123]

I dont give a shit who published it,

as long as bethesda didnt produce it..

[CsSilas1]

Bethesda didn't make it, all they did was publish it, they had nothing to do with how good the actual game was.

[PS3WiiKyle14]

As publishers they have responsibility to tune up the game.

[sebob123]

But they dont have the responsibility to make the game what it is. From what I've seen from bethesda they wouldnt make something this bad.

Oh and even if their responsibility is to tune it up... well, to make this game even decent they would have to remake it, and I dont think bethesda has the time for that.

[infamousdnt]

noo you idiot the creators and developers do that publishers just relase the game under there name

[B33fisGud]

You guys should read the books. Fucking hilarious.

[COMMONS165]

Love it. This is the sole reason im buying this game lmao

[SEMPfilms]

#4 was the best

[EpicCyanide]

#3 was the best

[hinik7]

#5 was the best

[XxM4TTYxX]

"whether im prowling and growling or going full fucking faulkner with lousy sound and fury" LMFAO wtf

[Cartuch01415]

what the hell is a goat fuck???

[AndresChileCL]

1. goat fuck

buy goat fuck mugs, tshirts and magnets

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

"The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck."

[Cartuch01415]

jeje ahora entiendo

[AndresChileCL]

Oops, "buy goat fuck mugs, tshirts and magnets" shouldnt be there, sorry about that, just ignore it.