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  • I love Stephen Hawking 10x more than what I did 3 minutes ago.

  • I just love the fact he watches the Simpsons :) Man I love him

  • If you think about it he is funny but he can't speak with emotion so you can't really tell.

  • Buddy

  • Did you have fun with your robot huddy .....lol

  • I share his birthday! :D (8th Jan)

  • Thepsptrick1 he uses his right cheek to move a cursor on his computer to form words.

  • It's funny to think Stephen Hawking is British but no one knows because of the monotone very American sounding voice box

  • Particles do not pop into existence out of nothing... we just cannot see or understand how these particles take shape/form. Maybe they vibrate/oscillate so incredibly fast, they accelerate past the speed of light, rendering them nonexistent on this plane and as they slow down in a "secondary plane" due to their oscillation period, they pop back into our field of existence as they fall past the speed of light. _ _ Nonexistence

    --/--\_/--\_/-- Lightspeed Existence

  • I always thought that somebody like Hawking, so brilliant, would be disciplined to say NO to anything funny. it's a relief to know that geniuses laugh at the same things I do.

  • Seriously? Grow up! This person never hurt you, yet you make fun of him.

  • Did you have fun with your robot buddy?

  • Simpsons is the best American television show? This is coming from a freaking Genius!!

  • "did you have fun with your robot buddy?" hahaha

  • ESTAS SON LAS MA#ANITAS QUE CANTABA EL REY DAVID,A LOS MUCHACHOS INTELIGENTES SE LAS CANTAMOS AQUI,FELICIDADES MAESTRO

  • Happy Birthday Sir. You are a genius.

  • To bad we don't have this kind of intellect in Washington, DC. Happy Birthday professor.

  • Happy 70th Birthday to Professor Stephen Hawking. Words cannot convey how much you have inspired me throughout the years. I have no doubt this sentiment is felt in the hearts of so many others. Thank you. x

  • @shazzatpm ikr

  • Happy 70th birthday Stephen! You are such a lovely man and I hope life enables you to continue what you are doing for many more years.

  • @whatever54029 u just a dick Stephen hawking has proof they ain't theories their facts and RELIGION is a bunch of theories and Where is the proof I stick by science

  • @tehnoobslayer12 Wow your grammar is an absolute joke and ruins your entire point

  • how does that competer thing work??

  • he's got a great sense of humor

  • @zacatetas You seem to be the only one here with a logically valid point.

  • The real question is, how do you know the bible is real? Just because someone wrote it doesn't mean it's true. Thumbs up if you agree

  • Did you have fun with your robot buddy. Haha. But seriously stephen is a fucking legend.

  • I guess if you are afflicted like he is, you don't have much choice but to roll with it. He really does seem like a very good-natured guy though.

  • pysists say that there was proof that black holes were licked and rimmed during the big bang.

  • WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HIM????

  • @ariana7474 'Cause he's the most brilliant human from the past few hundred years and possibly forever.

  • @ariana7474 Because he is very intelligent.

  • He's hilarious

  • why do people like worship this man when he has no concern about them? they are treating him like an idol.he might be the smartest man and all that other stuff but he does not care for you guys. He is basically saying that there is no point in living with all of his works oh i mean THEORIES.he is saying that there is nothing special about us humans that we are just animals just like the rest of the animals on this planet. God made us and if you people cant realize that he is real read the bible.

  • @whatever54029 not even going to bother... instead...

    LOL!

  • @choldstare then why comment?

  • @ReaLeZz1 LOL!

  • @whatever54029 "how do we know god is real?" "read the bible" "why should we trust the bible?" "because god wrote it" circular logic, anyone?

  • @iateyourgranny Yes read the bible if you want to know about god. the bible is like instructions how to live. god promises that the bible is from him and no man tampered with it. look it up on google also if you want. i am still reading the bible so i cant really say why you should believe in him even though he gives every the free will to worship him. all the answers are in there, dont believe me read it for yourself. god could reveal to you in many ways.

  • @iateyourgranny If someone told you God wrote the bible that person is an idiot.

  • @iateyourgranny you honestly didn't just say that God wrote the Bible did you? Dear God I hope you aren't that stupid.

  • @goscrafteagles you honestly didn't call someone stupid in the name of god without checking the whole conversation, did you?

  • @iateyourgranny i read the conversation. You said, word for word, "why should we trust the bible?" "because god wrote it" If you think that God wrote the Bible, you need to do some research. Badly.

  • @goscrafteagles i was just paraphrasing others, take it up with them

  • @whatever54029 you sound like a fucking moron.

  • @whatever54029 Sheep.

  • What do you hear after Steven hawking watchs Fast and furious

    Screeching tires down the road

  • @blue31nella He can twitch his right hand cheek muscle which gets registered by a sensor. This allows stephen to control his wheelchair computer which, in turn, allows him to type speeches, but only one word at a time!!

  • I honestly feel sorry for him

  • What a guy! still manages to have a laugh and yet be brilliant, good dude.

  • Awwww! :) Go Stephen!

  • "Silence. I don't need anyone to talk for me." xDD I love you Stephen!!

  • Wtf is wrong with him WTF! Haha

  • Go steve!!!!!

  • Handicapped or not, this guy is awesome!

  • I know I'm going to be one of the many people pointing out what I like in the video, but I gotta say this:

    I love the bit with his boxing glove, and afterwards he says "Although I'm sorely tempted". :D

  • pizza pizza pizza pizza sorry that button stiiiicks :D

    and then: I don't like pizza xD

  • UHUHUHUHUH................. BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Hahaha that's awesome!

  • Stephen Hawking. Severely underrated as one of the world's most awesome of people.

  • I'll rip holes in you/ bigger than the holes in your black hole theory was!

  • haha hawkings is kinda funny!

  • for some reason I just find it surprising that Hawking would be saying stuff like "it would be fun" and "the simpsons is the best thing on American television" because I always expect him to be so serious.

  • @kubrox91 why? because you judged him based on your methaporical pussies.

  • @webmastertool huh?

  • Umm that was Hawk-ward

  • @boxligher Boxlinger u are a tool

  • Lololololol

  • When he said that he didn't like pizza, it occurred to me: how does he eat?

    I even googled it before posting here, and didn't find a serious answer. All I found was:

    (from Yahoo Answers, always useless)

    "he explains his theory of top down cosmology to the food and it leaps into his mouth to avoid a slow and boring lecture of death"

    and

    (from Wiki Answers, also always useless)

    "He eats through his butt"

    So, really - how do you eat when you can't control your mouth muscles?

  • I'm amazed at how he talks, does he type the words in? But isn't he paralyzed? How can he talk?

  • @NMaes2410 Stephen hawking is still able to move one muscle in his left cheek at this current time, he uses that to control a cursor. Right now he can only type two words per minute, so he usually recieves lines and questions in advance so he can have them ready. And although he's been offered a much more advanced speech synthesiser, he's rejected the offers because he believes that his current one is so universally known. Hope that answers your question!

  • @DavisonIncorp Right cheek*!

  • Listen boxlinger yeah he's in a chair but he's 10 million times smarter than you will ever be so unless you can explain his Blackhole theory in full detail and add real proven evidence to add to it you need to stop making fun of him

  • LOL look at the dude in the chair, looks like a fucking tool.

  • This demonstrates that sense of humor is a smart guy thing.

  • mason = stephen honkings.

  • @LiberalsUtopian

    Get the fuck out.

  • @LiberalsUtopian I hope you're not serious.

  • Aww, Stephen has such a great sense of humor.

  • Such an incredible man :)

  • infinity can have a starting but not a stopping point for example the possitive numbers will go on for ever and there for there are an infinate amount of numbers infinity isnt a thing thou it is an idea you can count forever higher than a googolplex googolplexes and still go on forever it never ever stops so it doesnt require an infinate # of past events to occur

  • I wanna meet Stephen hawking where can i ?

  • Guys. This video is about Stephen Hawking talking about his appearances in the Simpsons. It has nothing to do with God, Allah nor any other of your favorite Gods.

  • If there is a creator, that creator did a pretty bad job. We have a galaxy that is on a collision course with ours. The sun is due to swell up and kill us all. And worst of all, it created us. A complex form of cancer that spreads exponentially with the sole purpose to destroy. So if there is a "creator". That's who you're worshiping.  Otherwise, I think people should come together under the simple fact, that we just don't know. Life is a mystery, we may as well enjoy it for what's it worth.

  • stephen hawking is a legend

  • He has such a great sense of humor!!

  • This guy is awesome! xD

  • seriously what made the big bang because stuff doesnt pop out of nowwhere, what if none of this is real.

  • @AccountfortheGamers If we wish to go down the metaphysical root, questioning how "real" reality is, we need to define what "real" is before you get your brain in an infinite loop of mindfuck.

  • @shazzatpm i have mindfucked myself for weeks at a time trying to think of what really made everything

  • @shazzatpm existing even if it was not relative to something else = real. Or the existence of objects = real.

  • @shazzatpm Stephen hawking might be the victim of the nature mindfuck through his excessive curiosity about the universe.

  • @shazzatpm Hey where Is this from?

  • @AccountfortheGamers HURR DURR

  • @AccountfortheGamers

    Gravity.

    If stuff doesn't pop out of nowhere, where did god came from?

  • @AccountfortheGamers if you go to a sub-atomic level you will see that protons will pop out of nowhere and disappear just to pup up somewhere else. just watch Stephen Hawking: Does God Exist? it will explain how the big bang happend

  • @AccountfortheGamers Actually, recently proven quantum physics research shows that particles even smaller than electrons do have a possibility of just popping up out of no where, out of nothing. Since there was nothing before the big bang, everything was just a giant black hole, because essentially black holes are nothing. Therefore when a particle just popped itself into existence, the vast blackness (black holes) stretched it out with unbelievable force, causing the Big "Bang". Boom. Scienced.

  • @pimodio black hole is something. Its supermassive object with extreme gravity. Sciencist claim there was nothing before big bang. Not even a single particle.

  • @AccountfortheGamers energy can neither be created nor destroyed

  • Stop bashing God. Seriously, your lone guesses about a "bug bang" aren't very bright. Nothing pops out of nowhere

  • @tasmLIVE So where did the magical sky daddy come from? Who has created God? Who bestowed upon God its personality and its powers?

    Remember, nothing pops out of nowhere! There has to be a creator!

  • @GluttonForSex God doesn't need a creator, the properties of God: Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnipotent, Timeless, Immaterial, and I could go on. We have never seen something come from absolute nothingness, just because we cannot see something, does not mean there is nothing there. Quantum theory tries to argue such things as vacuum energy but fail to realize that the vacuum of space is still something therefore contradicting itself. Also such things as infinites in reality cannot exist.

  • @s1lvrinferno What if all these characteristics apply directly to the Universe instead?

    What if the fundamental laws of nature were never decreed at any point, because they were always there?

    Also, if you think that infinity has no practical examples in the "real world" (whatever that is), I invite you to keep walking in the same direction across our Earth until you reach the edge of it. :-)

  • @GluttonForSex What an ignorant statement in order for a true infinity to exist it would require an infinite number of past events to have occured before it which just is not possible. The earth is not infinite, just because a circle does not have an edge doesn't mean you cannot walk all the way around it. What if statements do not make your argument worth much of anything.

  • @tasmLIVE Something from nothing is very plausible.. we see it happen in space and biology all the time

  • @TheArtfulShow even though space is a thing?

  • stephen hawkings and idiot. His "Science" about there being no God is just wrong. lol failure

  • @98metal98 Someone's angry. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you believe the drivel that the Bible preaches; the crap in that book is so much more far-fetched than anything Stephen Hawking could even dream of theorizing.

    At least there is validity to his theories in that there are substantial amounts of evidence to back them up.

  • @98metal98 you know, there are reasons i hate religion and math, but the thing they both have in common, is that THERE IS NO LOGIC!

  • @nimrodguitarist96 Math is all about logic.

  • @98metal98 Aw. Did Hawking say something wrong about the magical sky daddy? :)

  • So much more respect for him after I saw this video. That's saying something, since I had tons of respect for him before. I actually laughed at what he had to say. He has an amazing sense of humour. Yes, he is, a very very very cool guy.

  • "there is 10.000.000.000.000.000.000.000­.000.000.000. particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took all the ugly ones and but them into one nerd"

    Stephen Hawking won that battle for sure :D

  • Stephen is an amazing person and ever inspiring to people who truly wish to be intelligent.

  • we should freeze Stephen in a block of ice and thaw his out in the future.

    By then we should have flying wheelchairs :D

  • Lol imagine stephen hawking flying around with his helicopter wheel chair in real life

  • Lol hes right it is the best show!

  • Well that was Hawkward

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  • @reefens hater

  • I wonder what if he types in "HA HA..." Whenever he laughs

  • @Duderz27 maybe he changed it to "lol"

  • @MrQkumber lol

  • Why is Steven Hawking not President?

    He's probably the smartest man in the world and smart people are usually smart when it comes to using diplomatic power.

  • @prokentsful Because he's British

  • @LairdEJM Ohhh, that makes sense!

    It's a bit hard for me to tell when he uses that machine to talk. No accent is possible to detect, obviously.

  • @prokentsful That's perfectly understandable, but just for future reference, Hawking is the professor for Lucasian Mathematics at Cambridge University, in the UK.

  • @LairdEJM Thanks for letting me know. =]

    He had a brilliant mind, too bad someone like him had the burden of such a disease. =[

  • @prokentsful The difficulty isn't with constructing a model that solves the major problems of our world. That's the easy part for people of such tremendous intellect. The difficulty is constructing a model that solves the major problems with our world AND which is fully comptaible with the human condition.

    Herding sheep is easy. Herding cats is not. We humans are much like the cats in that analogy.

  • @prokentsful Well, one reason is that he is not American. It's tough to become President when you are British.

  • 1:30 - 1:39 lol

  • I love his sense of humour. :-)

  • HA ha this is the reason why FHM south Africa placed him under the top 10 coolest guys in the world a couple of years ago. He is a great man with great mind.

  • sounds like a robot out of portal 2

  • It's Bunker Hitlers voice :p

  • THE SIMPSONS IS THE BEST SHOW ON AMERICAN TELEVISION -STEPHEN HAWKING

  • thumbs up if epic rap battles of history brought you here

  • Brains, power + a heart and soul.. yet we have such tards running/owning the world

  • What a great man. So smart and such a great sense of humor. Very inspiring!

  • Okay, anyone wanna help me start the Stemcells for Stephen Hawking foundation? Cus seriously, we need to keep this guy around as long as possible.

  • hum, that was hawk-ward

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA Fine, let's assume that god is real. Since when an atheist says that the universe has always been, and always will be, he or she is told that is impossible, how did god get here? Remember, you can't say he has always been here, because that doesn't work for atheists on topic of the universe.

  • this is SO awesome! :D

  • this man has such a powerfull brain, hard to imagine what hes thinking of....!

  • So now.......Some asshole on a wheelchair sounding like a Goddamn computer is telling us God does not exist?Are atheist stupid or what?

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA NO . YOU ARE STUPID !

  • @MrFaisoly May be because i had sex with your dead mother.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA seriously? what is your problem?! We have the freedom of our own theories! And for your information, he's one of the smartest men on earth and who have ever walked on earth, so keep your opinions to yourself if they're intended to be mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @InreallifePOSTS My problem is that your mother won;t stop calling me.That little whore can't keep her hands off me.

  • Stephen HAwking , the greatest smart person in the world, say that this cartoon is the best thing in the American TV.....WHy my parents say that make me stupid?......

  • stephen hawking is my freaking hero. he is so funny!!! i love him. :)

  • It's an interesting change of pace to hear him talk in "plain English" and use humor when you normally hear a lot of very technical scientific language. Brilliant AND funny.

  • typical good british sense of humour! bravo stephen, a god among men you are :) stephen makes me prouder than anyone to be british.

  • lol I love it when stephen talks anything other than physics and the universe

  • First of all, yes I do believe in God and I know that the Bible says people can only enter Heaven through Jesus Christ, but I believe that Jesus will make SOME exceptions. In the case of Stephen Hawking, Jesus would let him in to Heaven.:D

  • @marvelrocks11 You surely don't have to believe in these hateful places like hell, babe :)

  • 4 some reason i want to meet and ask him alot of question like te main one do u know how the big bang started?

  • pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

  • stephen hawking is a dumbass athiest who doesn't believe in god when he dies he will be in god's presence begging for mercy and shall rot in hell

  • @danielpilot95 Whatever happened to love and forgiveness?

    Indeed, why are religious people so often the worst possible examples of the virtues they claim to stand for?

  • @danielpilot95 He probably helped us Humans on a lot of scientific topics so I dont think he will stay long in hell since he helped people

  • @danielpilot95 Hate is a sin, and I doubt jesus will forgive such a sadistic masochistic moron like you. You will burn in hell, that is for sure.

  • @danielpilot95 Really? Because only Christians go to hell.

  • @danielpilot95 Right, because your fortunately fictional deity only cares about how gullible a person is; what they do is irrelevant. Someone could don a condom adorned with tungsten spikes and rape a child to death every day for their entire life, and as long as they found time to ask Jesus for forgiveness, they will be forgiven; but someone like Stephen Hawking; a good person, will be tortured forever; his only crime is having some basic standards for evidence. You wretched piece of shit.

  • @danielpilot95 Yeah, you really sound like an example of a good person.

  • Stephen hawking is probably the best person ever

  • wow... Stephen Hawking fucking owns and so does the Simpsons

  • the simpson's left out Mr hawking's dog Uranus.

  • I got 12 inch rims on my chair thats how i roll y'all!!!!!!

  • @Dibuxxxx You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll.

  • I like you in Superheromovie!