Rambo | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[ZinMoeOo8]

I'm from Burma and I love this film



[jeatcleave]

Where in the jungle did Rambo get botox and HGH?

[PumaSweat]

Rambo vs Major Dutch

Winner fights winner of

Punisher vs Batman

[boobiesareawesome200]

what about the punisher vs rambo i would love to see who would win that fight

[Brokephi316]

NC-17 rating!!!!

[johnnyrockerfella]

im so bad ass i go to a plastic surgeon.. rambo mate, that kinda erodes the cred a bit

[NICKREAPER316]

Dammit, I got wake up at 6...but I need to watch another review.

[CaliCriticReviews]

Just heard that Rambo V is still alive and now it's being title Rambo: The Last Stand. But one of the 3 writers of the Conan the Barbarian reboot is writing it. Damn it!

[paulod27]

Look black cartoon guy Stallone would spill.com your guts all over your mamma and then mail you out piece by piece out of a moving helicopter! Apart from Arnie and Clint he is the baddest of them all no matter how old he gets!

[A7X447]

Now, I heard that Rambo 5 or some shit, will be him not fighting people, but somthing, now theres a video that another youtube'r put out there, with Stalone talking about Rambo fighting a creature, not a beast exactly, some kind of monster, but monsters not the right word, because all Stalone said to describe was, Creature, can you give any info on that guy's?

[maxpaynekat]

Why is Rambo Wanking of the asian guy at 00.03

[ilikethecoke]

@maxpaynekat He's not just wanking him off, he's wanking him off with a KNIFE. The MANLY way.

[ITALIANeagles22]

is all this crap about rambo 5 true? He's going to fight a beast or something ???

[Taraka1]

@ITALIANeagles22

No, Sly Stallone decided not to do it.

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

Lol RAMBO will adapt to what the predators do

[bloodpressurenotgood]

rambo would kill all the predators cause in all the predator movies we learned that the predators are fuck ups who never get shit right no matter what gadget they use. if the target is not an extra then they are immune to the predator's aim and knives. just like wolverine in almost all the cartoons or movies, his claws are sharp as hell, but he cant cut or stab anyone with em. need like big ass predator glasses to aim better or something.

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[Taraka1]

I doubt Rambo would be a match for the Predator, at least in this point in time. Even in his prime he was a walking tank. It took creativity to kill the First Predator, and Arnie only got lucky. I think Rambo wouldn't last against the First Predator, maybe against the 2nd, any of the AVP Preds would be ripped to pieces, the newer "Super Preds" probably would die, but give him a good run.

[MoonFox23]

I miss Carlyle. ;_; Please come back soon~

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

:03 my balls! oh wait... my guts!

[masterDevis]

@DestroyerofWorlds10 I would have been even happier if he had been gutted while he was being burned alive or chocking on his own country's chemical weapons!

[SmoothBrolly]

Amazing this movie is awsome i love it espically the gore seriously the story line is good and i love it just love it.

[BadCompany2FTW]

how about chuck norris vs.rambo

[swedisagnostic]

@BadCompany2FTW Rambo would kick his ass..

[OmNomNomNomNomNomism]

@BadCompany2FTW hmmm a bunch of HI-YA Kung fu vs. .50 Caliber full auto machine gun. Hmmm? i wonder..

[york0I]

@BadCompany2FTW one word... expendables 2...wait thats two... aw well

[AgentBO]

Just watched it and it was Orgy Fcking awesome gore :D!!!!!!

I sat watching with my mouth open the entire time XD

[MrChicoplus]

Predator would kill rambo with the spine rip

[BrightEyedBieber]

i LOVED this movie! so much action so much killing love it

[c0mmyhater]

there making another one YAY

[BobbyTheRagingDriver]

Their making another Rambo? Colonel trautman is going say to Stallone "Its over Jon".ITS NEVER OVER!! YOU JUST NEVER TURN IT OFF!!

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

ah I do that in my spare time. There aint nothin wrong with dat lol

[Scorpiuszeroone]

This move was brutally violent and gory. I saw it during a matinee and loved it!

[MovieMan2117]

this movie is amazing deff oen to see Rambo is alsome the best ! and best yet there making a Rambo 5 The Savage Hunt

Rambo could deff bet Predator !

[MovieMan2117]

this movie is amazing deff oen to see Rambo is alsome the best ! and best yet there making a Rambo 5 The Savage Hunt

[rur0un1x]

Snake is an old turd in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of the Patriots and he still kicks ass.

[Lucariosvision]

Hey is solid snake could fight in his like 70s or somtin y can't Rambo XD

[wowsux97]

Rambo could beat Predators ass with some strings, sharp sticks and a tree branch.

[slykeener]

speaking of predator, did you spill guys know that there is an actual Batman vs Predator comic. It's pretty good you should read it

[jman9082]

@ilovewarships im sorry to say man but hes not doin vid reviews anymore :( at least he still does podcasts.

[1catpoop1]

im suprised he can still use his left arm after all those movies...

[DXslilgangsta]

1:55 wow ryan chappelle was in Rambo

[slykeener]

Spme asked me that same quesion about Rambo vs the predator. That would be a great showdown

[slykeener]

@1Beatis hm, maybe

[therandomthings0857]

why this is how hollywood thinks about burmese people

and by the way i'm burmese but i don't blame them because those jackasses are jackasses i mean seriously those guys rape and kill people

luckily i live in the good ol USA.

[ilovewarships]

I miss Carlyle. :(

Where are you man?

[REDGUY2764]

I think this is a Matinee for Non-Rambo fans and a Better than Sex for Rambo Fans

[chrisn1234567890]

LOL *HAIR FALLS OFF*, *TEETH FALL OUT*, *FARTS* LMAO

[mickadude]

i've seen every rambo and the best one honnestly is the first one. it dives you in an action movie that just owns every other movie ive seen. the rambo 4movie yeah its in the jungle but... he figths against people that CAN figth in the first one they're all reaked out and even the army cant take him out! the first one owns the others

[PumaSweat]

Rambo wearing a shirt though!!!?

[msbdub3333]

rambo should just kill chuck norris in mortal kombat

[fearful7]

@msbdub3333 Correction

Rambo WILL kill Chuck Norris in Mortal Kombat.

[ABoredGreaser]

I love the Rambo movies, I give them all a Better Than Sex.

[franky1l]

rambo V comes in 2011

[guitarisfreakincool]

Composite bow FTW!!!

[ArkangelZer0]

Stallone clearly has what it takes to do even another action film. I wanna see him fight Chuck Norris :V

[patti985]

sylvester stallone has amazing movies all of them are perfect except rocky 5

[unconditionalluv]

I always wondered what would the outcome be like if Predator showed up at the last part of the movie?

[MrJohnnieBe]

This is wat I called a 80's movie!!!

All the action and no "hip hop" crap with the new gangstas wannabies or MTV dolls!!!

Thank God for Stallone!!!

That guy at 60 is way better than any power puff girl in hollywood this days!!!

Just make the movies that I will go see them ALL...(2 times!!)

[patti985]

@MrJohnnieBe the powerpuff girls were cool man

[staphinfection]

This movie was surprisingly awesome!! The gore is fucking amazing.

[StuntStadium]

go to imdb ther making another Rambo

[snow76creek]

THis movie should have been rated X. It caught me off guard when I saw it.

[Twilightsucksballs1]

@snow76creek It was NC-17 but Stallone went to the MPAA and "argued" it down to an R rating without cutting footage from the movie.

BTW They changed X to NC-17.

[GrayWoIf]

This is my 2nd favorite Rambo movie the first being of course First Blood

[XDarkF3arX]

This rambo was awesome

[XDarkF3arX]

This Rambo pwwwwwnnnnnnnned

[TheVinchenso]

u no who could beat rambo ..... CHUCK NORRIS

[clashrogers]

This goddamn sequel is a million times Better Than Sex!!!

And there's a 5th one in the works!!!

[delta2ish]

@clashrogers no the 5th one is not going to be made because slvaster staillone said he didnt want to do the film anymore

[hogjawso9]

hey isnt there another rambo movie coming out? i think the studio bought the name or some shit and there making another one but stallone isnt in it.

[83phatman]

@hogjawso9 >> No, most people thought he'd do one, but Sly himself said this was Rambo's last movie, just like Rocky Balboa.

[333335339]

Rambo is awesome. I wana see Sam Fisher vs Rambo. They are both deadly.

[bronzesword06]

If your are a John Rambo fan then this movie KICKED MAJOR ASS!!!

[simplylovelyful]

Oh I do that in my spare time, aint nothing wrong with that... lol wow.

[invincibleironman3]

Yeah, Rambo was gruesome. He definitely upped the body count in this one. And yes, Rambo is coming back again for another sequel.

[bryantherocker]

I like the scene were Rambo shoots those bad guys in the Boat with just a pistol, Very fast and accurate,

That would remind you fools how good Rambo is,

He is the Ultimate Soldier,

Rambo pawns the punisher or dutch from the predator

:)

[clashrogers]

This is Better Than Sex!!!

[markust94]

stallone made the movie gritty because he wanted to open peoples eyes

[Googopqp]

This movie was so awesome! Hopefully Expendables will be just as awesome!

[dangeroustoys56]

I saw it on cable- - it definitly was as good as the first rambo- gory, but hey mercenerys arent supposed to clean up the mess afterwards- they get the job done n go have a beer.

Rambo vs predator would rock! Rambo would definitly be a winner.

There was that one indy short around with Batman vs predator vs aliens - which was wicked as well.

[1more4carhur]

this movie kicks so much ass, i can't say enough times how bad ass rambo is. i'd say he's the only one that could baaaaaraly get chuck norris to say "ow." but then of course chuck would punch his head off with the fist hiding beneath his beard.

[Melenonel]

HAHA Rambo vs Predator plz!!!! that would be awsome!! ^^

[moreoreos123]

there making a rambo 5 lol

[86kinky86]

it was good.

[tjohn1986]

yeah there will be another rambo and actually the non rambo fans liked the movie better like me

[RDdaNINJA]

Think between Rambo and Predator, it`de be a tie.

[kobakommander]

Thank god this isn't some pussy ass, PG-13 sequel!

[EvilLeparacaun]

u see freekin babies get imaled in a firing AK47! i was like "holy shit!!!!!"

[jin256]

you couldn't pick a funnier opening picture.

[90seffectssuck]

nikeo88 yea i saw it on a werewol site XD

[nikeo88]

hahahahhaha there is another rambo movie

[ninjawraith17]

Very few movies make me want to hate the villains so much that I want to shoot them. These Burmese soldiers? Raping women, throwing kids into burning huts, and forcing people into mine fields. I was applauding every Rambo kill.

HIGH Full Price!

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

Just 100% pure kickASS!

Better than SEX!

[MrP1nk92]

if a lazy cop like Danny Glover can beat predator, I think Rambo would murder his ass

[ilovewarships]

@MrP1nk92

And hollywood thinks Adrian Brody can do it.

[jamesthq]

@MrP1nk92 actually I was thinking the exact same thing but have you seen no country for old men? The mexican hitman who scared the shit out of me, not because he's like Freddy or Jason X but cause he's a real scary mother fucker hitman who you know is out there

[DII117]

Predator would win becuase hes a pussy who likes to hide behind his alien technology. Its like humans who hunt deer with fucking snipers, shot guns, and permits who fancy them selves "Hunters"

[greyfox129]

@DII117 I don't know man if he finds Rambo a worthy opponent then he would not use his technology on him. Remember Arnold he was worthy that predator to off all his gear so he could fight him the honorable way. Predators honor is alot like samurais even when defeated and shamed they commit suicide.

[AbyssOfTheTwilight]

@DII117

If you have the resources.....use them....we have technology that the Taliban clearly do not have, and we use it all the time, does that make Americans pussies? No, it just makes us smart for using the things we have

[DII117]

@AbyssOfTheTwilight True, true

[yermom014]

@DII117 You're a fucking moron, it's called "using what you have". Retard.

[odetoinsolence]

Rambo > Predator!

[littlevince104]

their making another rambo.

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"I do that in my spare time. Ain't nothin' wrong with that."

[bbca111]

movies pretty good

[IrishGodThe4th]

the new one was going to be about him hunting a genetically engineered monster

[sebasix]

they are wrong their going to make another rambo movie

[CROSSFIRE145]

serious

[savagefreak34]

No, nonrambo fans will like this movie. I thought the first blood was fair, but the second was to awful to finish. I didn't even watch the third one, cuz i heard that one was the worst. I watched rambo with a biased view that it was going to suck, and it turned out to be one of my favorite films. This one is by far the best.

[CROSSFIRE145]

rambo vs predator well rambo can win remember the movie predator

it was arnold vs predator arnold wins

[mattfca]

this movie was enjoyable, but it could have been longer. i'd give it a matinee

[RenDem]

Stallone can keep this up till he gets old and grey and still kicks ass, not unlike Snake from MGS.

Rambo V on the other hand...

It's either

Genetically enhanced soldiers vs. Rambo

or

Sex traders vs. Rambo

Personally I was sex traders so he can kick more ass than Liam Neeson did in Taken.

[Pull0utBoy]

they should have rambo in Iraq fighting terrorists

[TheRolymanumetal1]

@Pull0utBoy jjjajajajajajajaja maybe them whont be necesary so much soldiers

[abbass007]

@Pull0utBoy Who is in Iraq? Who is a terrorist? What does a terrorist look like? You are so brainwashed... you are done.

[ommarwin]

Rambo is a great and a very inspiring movie!!

Since I am a Burmese myself, I love to watch Stallone killing those fucking military bitches!!

Yeah! make some noise for Democracy!!!

[MichaelBlue1990]

@ommarwin why waz he killing those guys enyway?

[ommarwin]

@MichaelBlue1990

Cause those guys are completely corrupted! The military has destroyed democracy and ruin the lives of all their citizens. Besides that, they'll kill or arrest anyone who is willing to fight for freedom and justice.

See a documentary called 'Burma VJ' , and you'll know everything about Burma.

[MichaelBlue1990]

@ommarwin hmm ok i get it now,sound's ok!

[therandomthings0857]

@ommarwin hey im burmese too and totally loved this movie

LETS DEMOCRACY!!!

[GamingShadow01]

when this came out in theatres, this totally slipped under my radar.

[sparrowsanzo]

I wasn't expecting that either. Since this was the first Rambo film in twenty years, you'd think lots of hype would be surrounding it by the time of it's release. However, it just quietly snuck in during a very slow time for movies to come out.

Strange tactic, but I kind of like that.

Not only was it the best Rambo film next to "First Blood", it was by far the most realistic war movie I've ever seen.

Stallone still has it and I can't wait to see him in "The Expendables".

[GamingShadow01]

Rambo 5 will be awesome even if it will be a Sci-Fi Film

[PRAGMATICIST]

sci-fi? wat? seriously?

[GamingShadow01]

yeah. stallone said it will be about aliens. but you cant go wrong with stallone.

[GamingShadow01]

you cant go wrong with stallone. 99% of his movies are awesome (SK3D was his only bad movie in my opinion). Stallone is the chuck norris of the 21st century.

[Pull0utBoy]

Stallone pwns Chuck norris' goofy ass! Chuck norris believes in sky wizards and shit and never done anything awesome like Stallone. Stallone kicked ass in Judge Dread :]

[leopoldogodi]

@GamingShadow01 he's actually made worse movies that I even fear to mention

[GORIZARD3]

2:27

Rambo is not a cartoon. They started a Rambo cartoon after Rambo 2.

He first came out in the First Blood novel in 1972 so he was never a cartoon to begin with.

[GORIZARD3]

This is an awesome action-packed movie.

I trust stallone with the sci-fi story for Rambo 5.

He'll turn it into a good movie either way it turns out

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

i think predator would win,but thats just me,im not really a rambo fan,so dont cuss me out or anything

[Saristas711]

this was definitely full price. I mean it has no plot or anything but the effects are awesome.

[Maloperverso]

This movie was ridiculous, Rambo makes the Terminator look like Dick Cheney or something.

[GORIZARD2]

best action and Rambo movie ever made!!! love it so much i watched it millions of times!!!

BETTER THAN SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinonoir302]

that was a good movie, I like Rambo, but Im not shure for the fight with the Predator

[DCskate23]

Rambo 5 already has its plot made out and is being put into production :) I am so excited!!

[coyotefever105]

I LOVED THIS MOVIE!! HIGH FULL PRICE!!

[coolarman]

I love how at the end they say no reason to make another movie but now Stallone has said that Rambo 5 is being made

[reepermaple]

wait wait wait is this the first Rambo, because I've never seen any Rambo, and one day I turned to Showtime channel and saw this.

[yingtone]

No, this is Rambo 4. Rambo 1 is First Blood.

Rambo 2 is Rambo, first blood part 2. Rambo 3 is Rambo 3.

Rambo is Rambo 4

[JZPotter]

Angry Video Game Nerd made a rant about that!

[Creaturelover18]

When I saw the final battle I saw like; "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!" I mean, he mangles the fuck out of those bastards, now he is really someone you don't wanna mess with

[Tulkastaldo]

How prophetic was that "Rambo vs. Predator" question.

[theaha0]

i didnt like it. it was too short and boring(im probably gonna get 500 thumbs down)

[GORIZARD2]

best action movie of all times

[BlazingOwnager]

Rambo V just got green lit. Seriously. That surprised even me.

[HunterCreed]

rental

[eddyc09]

some ol bullshit

[gammerguy1995]

stallone is back.

full price

[ninjawraith17]

I loved this movie because I'm a fan. So I give it Full Price.

If you don't like these kinds of movies its still a rental.

[Lazarou101]

The scene were hes runnin through the jungle with the claymore is FUCKIN AWESOME

[kaimargonar1000]

is it that good ? i really don't like this movie

[Moviefan13th]

that bow and arrow scene is bad ass

[bigrockstar41]

how is rambo rated r, holy shit this should be unrated

[BigJasonStud]

yer 66 is the old 21 =P these days 60 year olds are having kids and getting cybernetic implants making them faster, stronger, older,,i mean,, yer ,, ermm yer

[ohstate411]

i know but since he's going to be doing all this shit in the jungle he's probley going to have a heartattack

[MyNameIsBucket]

This movie was BAD ASS.

[doomroe3]

I wasn't a rambo fan till I got this movie last christmas, excellent movie, I loved it.

[cory0896]

predator would f@%#k rambo up

[DigitalPh333r]

Just like he fucked up Danny Glover? Ooooh, wait...

[AngelicLegion]

LOLOLOL

[ohstate411]

their will be a rambo 5 in 2011 and damn the guy who plays rambo will be 66 years old he,s probmley going to have an oxagen tank next to him most of the time ( note i do know what his name is i just dont know how to spell it )

[generalkyriakos]

you mean silvester stalone

lol oxagen tank

66 isnt that old

[AngelicLegion]

yeah i heard their making 2 more ramboe movies (5, and 6) just like rocky with 6 parts

[Diamondmaster93]

I have also heard that stalone is writing a script to another rambo

[legorocks3]

There's gonna be another rambo

[spiderperson2008]

i loved it but i broke out laughin when Korey said "the good fight" cause it reminded me of fallout3's three dog the guy on the radio whos obsessed with the "good fight" go on Korey boy