The Noise Aversion Kit

[mentochick11]

i think she cheated on you D: the babies black xD x <3

[vassillioss]

goddamn she so hot

[thepokekid01]

Black Baby!

Someone's got some splainin' to do..

[ceciley]

I miss you too, Swifty! ❤❤❤

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@PinkSkullsBlackBlood lol no

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

:0 yes i freakin love Ceciley! :D

[jhjr555]

i didnt know Joe Dirt was a salesman.

[KJC0913]

Ceciley!!!

[Nikki0971]

Why is your baby black?

[AdyCrisisCore]

there are 2989 chinese XD

[suicidehotline44]

Its bullshit he signed with this company instead of ask swifty

[XentiksFainn]

Hahaha how did I only just find this guys videos? He's fucking funny

[SturgessMonkey]

Lol.. That was actually awesome, great acting, just sayin'

[Kai0o0o0o0]

"ohh! fuck i love you." lmaoo

[carman48869]

where do I go get it? lol

[Ball3rOnaBudg3t]

swifty...when was the last time you watched one of your old videos?

[GirlInterrupted11]

"Oh, fuck I love you." Haha

[thesilverspider]

Chester "Sales".  How appropriate. LOL

[smexichick97]

they from jersey allright

and i should know

[matthewgrzzly]

THUMBS UP FOR THE MULLET :)

[franticblur]

Ah man I lowled at the free women muzzle ..... good shit man

[iixShexyN3RD]

O_O Is it just me or does his baby look black?

[thtgurl100]

"Oh, fuck, I love you."

[Srk08]

LOL, the baby's black :D

[SilverBullet93GT]

free woman muzzle? Fo shizzle!

[Fitzgery1]

is it me or does the baby crying sound like when your a baby crying at the beginning of Fallout 3?

[1Dblade333]

1:45 Fo Free.... Deff a Dave Chappelle reference in disguise

[SethhLee]

'oh fuck, i love you' hahahahaha

[jcjmadman316]

these 2 characters need a show!

[dojagrl209]

sale some rollerskate flipflops ha 

[neeshover]

shit works! fo free! *shmack* oh fuck, i love you

[coolkeke100]

100 people arent chinese :"(

[mberry1595]

...?????

[msdemolitionsunsets]

if u havent fed the baby for days....wtf???

[XxWolfhowlsxX]

he can sale anything??? *sell

[stoketheflames]

Lmfao at the part about " getting a little bold *tongue click* " XD all the time

[colorfulemo444]

Try to sell an invisible car ;P

[stoketheflames]

00:11-00:15 made me jizz..... over and over again

[Bruce1Parsons]

True love is what that is!

[Nic492]

This vid is THE SHIT!!!!!xD

[MCR459]

OH FUCK I LOV3 U LOL 

[ZooYorkVenom]

Femanons.

[Lumponabump3]

I think the worst part was when I realized that matts not wearing a wig x^D

[MandaRenegade]

@Lumponabump3 hahahahaha nope! just his hair combed back!

[1xXxBASSistxXx1]

I need one of them women's muzzles.

[MrSunnyDJay]

"Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter"

[glowman567]

its made from the chinese and u know its good shit

[3xplos10n]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[sgtkiko]

HAHAHA

[nicepeter]

I have watched this video 8 times already.

[ChloeLuvsYouTv]

Just add mayonnaise ?

[xXChickenSammichXx]

that voice is an eargasm (:

[LaurenMinutes]

swifty, my friends saw u at the promenade...they dont watch u tho so they called me but i didnt have my phone charged >< they said u looked at them weird cause they were following u and starring at u

[meezsims2luver956]

come on make more ask swifty vids!!!!!!!

[TheFishMastuh]

you got the redneck outta you

[HennahMercury]

Thumbs up if you live for the tongue click. xD

[wonka772]

0:08  orgasmic face

[FerSherAnya]

ugh how are you still super fucking attractive with an ugly mullet and fake tan? Okay, that's it. You're God.

[pnkrk1039]

✿◕‿◕✿

[Metalpsyraven]

I think I almost pissed my pants! lmfao!

[MegaEarthly]

Fuck and fucking IS A BAD WORD! MOOSH ARMY WILL DOMINATE!!!

[SGKxL]

@MegaEarthly But fucking is not a bad action ! ; )

[Thecomputernerdet]

@MegaEarthly YESS!!!!!

[mrjimmyos]

I thought that was Ceciley XD

[PoePieEye]

How bout advertising a noise making device that helps you find your keys/phone!

[AmyandMarielleshow]

@EmosShallRawr thanks(; i couldnt think of the accent! im just tired of everyone calling it "jersey" accent when its nott(:

[mugenfreak101]

he looks like a jersey version of russel brand

[checkthemic58]

86 people aren't Chinese.

[chocoswurll]

Okay, i love this video.. but i trieed watching the other ones.. not as good. I still subscribed i wass see more vids like thiss lol

[rawrrandomly8]

thumbs up if it took you like 30 seconds to realize that was swifty xD

[maggiee4484]

Tan Tan Tan c:

[AmyandMarielleshow]

@KlaveirGirlAlways Its New york accent jersey people dont talk like that(;

[EmosShallRawr]

@AmyandMarielleshow Neither.

Just...its the "italian" thing. Ya know. Godfather, Sopranos, Jersey Shore.

What he was aiming for. xD

[sexy4lyfe23]

O shit a Women Muzzle! I need that for my mom.....

[rockerxchick313]

At one point it was like you were some wannabe john travolta. Weird.

[KlavierGirlAlways]

It's hilarious how different Matt sounds when he uses this accent! Hillbilly to Jersey??? XD

[palepinkie28]

This is freaking hilarious. Loooove it.

[iamapotatochip90]

still hot

[thesilverspider]

A free woman's muzzle! OMG that is so cute and sexy! (And useful too. LOL) The most important invention by mankind ever! I've got to get me some of those! LMAO!

:-D

[pristineejustinee]

Your recent videos aren't really funny... I miss ask swifty

[diabolodude]

For all you Swifty lovers..

I think you should check out our channel (:

Better hair!! (;

[uTubeMakaMeLaugh]

@diabolodude Not possible.

[gobuccos97]

@uTubeMakaMeLaugh agreed 

[auranailgurl623]

MORE ASK SWIFTY... this is not so fun

[WILDMIKEFUL]

check out wildmikeful

[kiisfriend]

black baby?

[SDBPR]

I'm damn proud of my rice-eating, mahjong-playing, heritage!!!

[mikeylul]

"boom"! ..."booooohm."

[tightpantsJONAS]

so ghetto lols

[TpAcTuKa]

how he knew it ...I LOVE IT

[KillaOfTheBad]

Awift, Have you realized <3 looks like balls???

[italin]

dinger fotrt the spam of the day newds inner°,

[mamacheetahs]

forget it! you'll love it!

[kladuscha]

i can make your dick bigger and fat too  ma uncle odes it just 50 bucks

[Jaakress]

I'm getting this for the muzzle!

[Sexikintia]

<< big ass here! :)

[S1rPanda]

i dont know about tha big ass box bt i know i want one of em womens muzzlers! FO SHO

[Th3MicaAndAlyChann3l]

The babys probably black cause the wife "cheated" on swifty with some huge black guy lmaooo

[Impulze08]

@Th3MicaAndAlyChann3l If that's the case.. someones in for some ass-whoopin'!

[gmidropout1]

@Th3MicaAndAlyChann3l Swifty had his pigment changed.

[espreedupree]

nice tan,swifty...;)

[matpunk88]

There's 2,409 chinese people that watch this video XP

[saturdaysais]

HAhahahaha Black baby White family. XDD

[mellowmutt]

Lol i love how the baby doll is black and theyre white xD

[SoffTxmes3]

More of the wife! xD

[huskycheer2015]

quickly press five to make him do some type of twitchy thing

[MrMMrL]

1. pause the video

2. play the video

3. repeatedly press 7

4. listen to "a go go" !! :D

[amza123]

awesome sauce thanks

[BrianRawr666]

swiftys face at 1:22 is fucking priceless

[XxXSoulSisterXxX]

True love :]

[Didzilla]

You should totally sell sun powered flashlights.

[RockerDude4sg]

oh jesus this is pulp fiction allll over again

[thegeekfanatic]

Eh Yo you bin messin wit ma gurl Shanay??

You know me and Shanay, we got Ten kids

And Yo All she told me was that she met som cuntry boi!

"Hey who you talkin on the phone??"

Shut yo ass up BITCH!

[superzip42]

swifty man you sold out...:(

[thezombiegoatz]

when i grow up im gonna be THE BOSS of all the pirates and KING of cowboys

[misric17]

...the baby's black lol

[Istoleyourunderwear]

I wanna know where to find duct tape that color...

[allieANDambeer]

Free Woman's Muzzle, for free!

LOL that's awesome.

[SoAdKId]

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[Dethkloz123]

Why the fuck do people keep saying "Black baby?" and "Why is the baby black?" It's obviously a joke. Two WHITE parents. A BLACK baby? C'mon!

[SIMPLYSKYEE]

the baby is black

[TechnoMovers]

"FO FREE!"

[darinferno]

Vanilla + Vanilla = Chocolate

[AllyGatorJaws]

i was weirdly attracted to you during this video...

[cantw84zombies]

black baby

[Greyshun]

@cantw84zombies screw you racist.

[MalerieBrookeee]

@Greyshun whatt thaaaa fuckkkk

[cantw84zombies]

omfg,ur mullet and tan.... id still bang it

[prettyoddftw]

I think Ken (yes, the barbie) had a pink shirt like that.

[Alexechan]

I've decided that Swifty is the Quentin Tarantino of Youtube.

[lhigg17]

best swifty video ever :D

[1CANDYRAIN]

that baby was black lol

[JWaleshoudhavaTVSHOw]

hilarious

[HookedxAside1]

HAHAHA that was hilarious!!!! <3

[aTootsiepop]

The baby is black wtf??

[gamerslife3]

okay im 1/8 chinese but you have to admit the chinise do make good stuff well thats life for yah

[Mitzmitst]

Matthew, please make more, "Ask Swifty" PLEEEAASE!

[KateCantCatch]

Marry me.

[maadhaaateerzzz]

i love this video. hope theres more.

[eyeshadowdurp]

Omg swift looks hot!

[Haxzaw]

... BOOM!...nuff said.

[kennymax12]

did no one notice that the baby is black? :D

[turbocavi13]

Hahaha that's fucken awesomeee! Your to funny matt

[FutreAnneArchy]

"Oh, fuck, I love you"

[MyNumb3rs]

59 people are rascist

[ZACKnirvana]

such a rip off of cheese machine, by the this sucks.

[WickedxEpic]

Black Baby? 

[jsuarez629]

At 1:11 I almost thought she was about to say "Don't Twalk to me, The way you're twalking to me"

[CanvasB]

OMG Swifty you're so FUCKING Crazy I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! :)

xoxo :)

Canvas B.

P.S. Why is you're Baby BLACK???? Lol :)

[SuNsHiNe333ification]

lawnmower= pleasent sound? lol okay

[kyralytee]

it should say thumbs up if you'RE asian.

not YOUR asian.

sorry...i'm a nerdfighter.

[Beasbomb21]

Check out some of my comedies!

[XoXoJad3oXoX]

Why..is the baby black...?

WAS IT ADOPTED?

[bearnecessitymusic]

WATCH THIS IF YOU LIKE OLD SCHOOL POP PUNK! watch?v=AbmCwvBmq4U

[DMCpawn]

:28 sell, not sell

1:07 you're, not your

Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but that was distracting.

And I need one of those XD

[fatushina15]

"Ahw Fuck. I love you"

LOL!

[kbizawsome]

Hähå

[laviniawantspeace]

hilarious i love you swifty

[FcuknGabbana]

That girl is gorgeous :]

[flyjt4]

ⒷⒶⓁⓁⓈ ⓉⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ !

[sockhop678]

I LOVED THIS

[TickleMeMF]

LMFAO I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

[ARTSYKARA]

and you know the chinese make GOOD shit! hahahha

[DablobTV]

Business in the front, Party in the back

[kaeyantaa]

shit works, golden...... oh fuck, i love you.

[bearnecessitymusic]

watch?v=AbmCwvBmq4U

[djroxy2]

lol

[MetroStationVampire]

lol

[MrDrbub]

/watch?v=OE0gtPCR7BA

[mrotaku869]

I gave this video a thumbs up even though i wasn't chinese

[rainbowsugarcupcakes]

BOOM!