@Moonchipz Self Titled was okay, my favorite song off it is P.L.U.C.K. Other than that Mezmerize definitely takes the cake with songs such as, B.Y.O.B., Cigaro, Sad Statue and Revenga.
@xXCrimsonReaperXx Mesmerize and hypnotize didnt really do it for me, i think it was because serj wasnt lead singer or write the lyrics, just didnt seem like good old Soad to me. I think Toxicity was best then Steal this album
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE
Kinda wanna make this my ringtone JUST for those awkward moments where I forget to turn my phone to silent during class or during a movie or something lol. I'm a girl by the way.
Daron's cock's much bigger than J. B**ber's.... Daron's shit stinks much better than Fuckking Gayber's.... that means this song's dedicated to that idiot mother fucker
If you think about it this song is like a rock version of my dick:D very satisfying but there are better, not very long, and everyone who writes about it has something hurtful to say:D
This is Fucking Music!!!! Fuck that Dipshit Justin Bieber Music, How can you hear that motherfucking gay ass bitch if you can hear this Masterpiece !!!!
@virremannen11 it was so obvious that idiots like you can't handle real music but only thos computer and syntheziser made shit whcih needs like no talent at all. go learn to play a real instrument idiot
@ZetsubouZolo hahahaha.so real music goes like this "my cock is much bigger than yours!!!!!!"? dude i mean srsly? try to make a good dubstep song and u'll see it's not as easy as u might think.
@virremannen11 if you are too dumb or too lazy to interprate or understand the meaining of lyrics or a song then this is your problem. you have to think about songs and look what's behind them this also part of a good song. music is more than jsut annoying sounds like wooop woop woop wooop
@virremannen11 Dubstep is shit. System of a Down is truly the best music group I have ever heard. If you hate these guys so much, why have you wasted so much time arguing with people who do? That's sad, bro.
@virremannen11 Dubstep is shit. System of a Down is truly the best music group I have ever heard. If you hate these guys so much, why have you wasted so much time arguing with people who do? That's sad, bro.
@ZzuckerzZ simply the fact the you call everybody who listens to this a rocker shows how little you know about music at all. plus the fact that your write in caps shows..you have a small genital.
@virremannen11 you have a small cock, and you have no taste in music. go piss on your balls with your small cock and then go look at yourself in a mirror and cry about it.
@mynamedab3 the song is supposed to be funny, why else would he put such weird inflections on the words. Just because somethings funny doesn't mean it doesn't have a meaning
Kurwa, piedole tą strzałe w kolano. Co wam ten Whiterun Guard zrobił?!
kolesp12 3 days ago
My boyfriends theme song XD
biajon0126 1 week ago
Cigaro Cigaro Cigaro :P
bolov1 1 week ago
@bolov1 What is the intent of your comment?
LwkzMaggot 7 hours ago
37 People dont have big cocks.
dagenhamboy1995 1 week ago 2
My knee damage is much bigger than your my knee can't walk through the door (arrow to the knee). >_> I know that was lame lol.
kranker114 1 week ago
epic song
LuchinoxRVC 2 weeks ago
This song makes my cock bigger... each time I hear it
8766654321BRUCERUBIO 2 weeks ago
69 People liked the top comment . Ironic .
Shloperfungsy 3 weeks ago
ホルモンとかやめて
thegoreparty 1 month ago 8
Fucking sme can smd
AQSasuke 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
My cock .l.
charlies706 1 month ago
@charlies706 His cock is MUCH bigger than yours.
CakeyPolice 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
_/,,/
MrTodyXD 1 month ago
No it isn't ó.ó
JoaoB1998 1 month ago
seriously though my shit stinks right through the door
medic2009guy 1 month ago 4
i want this song at my funeral. just imagine everyone singing along :)
slaughtered666soul 1 month ago 6
Yeah
MrFellipinho 1 month ago
What the fuck is wrong with Youtube??!?
MrDennis124 1 month ago
thumbs up if you think Mezmerize is their best album
vmlg2205 2 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de SOADCD
@vmlg2205: Toxicity was the best. Mezmerize was the second best.
MrUHaveASpiderVagina 2 months ago
@MrUHaveASpiderVagina Mezmerize was the best. Toxicity was the second best.
xXCrimsonReaperXx 1 month ago 2
@xXCrimsonReaperXx: Other way around :)
MrUHaveASpiderVagina 1 month ago
@MrUHaveASpiderVagina Either way, it's all personal preference, I like more songs off of Mezmerize than Toxicity, so for me it's better.
xXCrimsonReaperXx 1 month ago
@xXCrimsonReaperXx Self titled was their best, Steal this Album was their second best. sorry bro its fax
Moonchipz 1 month ago
@Moonchipz Mezmerize>Toxicity>Hypnotize>Steal This Album>Self Titled Album, sorry that is the true facts.
xXCrimsonReaperXx 1 month ago
@xXCrimsonReaperXx It's not true fax if self titled is last.
Moonchipz 1 month ago
@Moonchipz Self Titled was okay, my favorite song off it is P.L.U.C.K. Other than that Mezmerize definitely takes the cake with songs such as, B.Y.O.B., Cigaro, Sad Statue and Revenga.
xXCrimsonReaperXx 1 month ago
@xXCrimsonReaperXx Mesmerize and hypnotize didnt really do it for me, i think it was because serj wasnt lead singer or write the lyrics, just didnt seem like good old Soad to me. I think Toxicity was best then Steal this album
WhiteMaverick321 3 weeks ago
@WhiteMaverick321 Simply a different style my friend. I am able to adapt to different styles easily, so it bugs me not.
xXCrimsonReaperXx 3 weeks ago
@MrUHaveASpiderVagina Nope the first album was the best by far
v1addict 1 month ago
I like the CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
steven73299 2 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE
x1xfrodox1x 2 months ago
I can play banjo with my balls
puregenius7112 2 months ago 24
@puregenius7112 Cool story, bro
MrCornholio93 2 months ago 10
@puregenius7112 when you start posting, we'll subscribe lol
artsandwarcrafts 1 month ago
@puregenius7112 that, sir, is pure genius.
AmonOfTheSahelijos 1 month ago
cant you see that we love my cock ;)
breakinknucklesruler 2 months ago
COO! in the nile with a crew , regulator , smokin cigaro cigaro cigaro
0RespectMyAuthority0 2 months ago
@0RespectMyAuthority0 its definatly COOL, DENIAL, CRUEL.....not coo, nile, crew
ASPDgaming 2 months ago
@0RespectMyAuthority0 YOU SUCK MORE THAN......HENRY FORD!
VortexIntegra 2 months ago
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0RespectMyAuthority0 2 months ago
Happy Metal DAY!!!!
iamjacksliver 2 months ago 2
Kinda wanna make this my ringtone JUST for those awkward moments where I forget to turn my phone to silent during class or during a movie or something lol. I'm a girl by the way.
heytherespiffy 2 months ago 4
@heytherespiffy you kinda want to make this your ringtone i really want this as my lol and why does you being a girl madder about ringtones
fateofdeath666 2 months ago
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@heytherespiffy That is a stupendously hilarious idea! Hahaha.
thebionicguineapig 2 months ago
This song is one of the funnest to play on the guitar! Even though I shatter my picks trying.
DudeIsOnFire1 2 months ago
i really want to guess this song is about castro, idk why
PlaystationDudeify 2 months ago
I know who to send this video too...We all have someone to send this vieo to right? :P
JosapahRay 2 months ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YEAAAAAAAAHHHH ONE MORE TIME PLEASE 0:00
dlrwalls 2 months ago 12
thumbs up if you have no idea how big your cock is in comparison to everyone else's... im jus sayin..
thadboy916 2 months ago
MY COCK'S MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS - headbang
C'est a ce moment précis que j'explose de rire a chaque fois que je la regarde
Thefl4m 2 months ago 5
@Thefl4m ouais moi aussi
fastslapify 2 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de SOADCD
34 people have teeny cocks
lazeeazz310 2 months ago
ARMENIAN GENOCIDE 1915, CIGAROCIGAROCIGARO
MrAnonymous112233 2 months ago
the end part sounded like children talking, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
starbattle226 2 months ago 5
Daron's cock's much bigger than J. B**ber's.... Daron's shit stinks much better than Fuckking Gayber's.... that means this song's dedicated to that idiot mother fucker
georgeweasley1419 3 months ago
You guys have some record breaking roosters i see.
campingXBL 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you cock is much bigger than mine!
gamernoobX 3 months ago 4
Meu Penis é de tamanhho mais avantajado do que o seu.
Dheyvidhallenlacerda 3 months ago
the awkward moment when there is an erectile disfunction ad on this vid XD
thrillseaker12 3 months ago 3
I wonder who is this Mike Hawk this song is about.
MK93KM 3 months ago 106
@MK93KM WHAT?>????
maidenkid84 2 months ago
bei dem text bepisst dich ja vor lachen xD genial ^^
XDIXBI 3 months ago
lol 0:16 repeat ftw xD
williejane1 3 months ago
"5" Key
jtl0411 3 months ago
hoy *-*
sclxfotech 3 months ago
Lol. ad for moisturizers with Cigaro!? ok then...
GRINDER905 3 months ago
32 people have a short cock
ale20398 3 months ago 71
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@ale20398 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
juanperez43 3 months ago
@ale20398 35 now
XXDOD 2 months ago
@ale20398 Who in the hell could dislike this song? Then again, there's a hater for everything.
TheTrueAssanaut 1 month ago
@ale20398 37*
2011imfromnz 3 weeks ago
Can´t you see that we love my cock? : D
pedroSimplicio95 3 months ago 4
i have sex with my GF to this song
mercinaryre4 3 months ago in playlist S.O.A.D. epic songs
Makes you wonder how many people really think this song is about cocks and shit
mandude846 3 months ago 3
If you think about it this song is like a rock version of my dick:D very satisfying but there are better, not very long, and everyone who writes about it has something hurtful to say:D
TheWicketKlown 4 months ago
I just had an eargasm
MrJstnl48 4 months ago
30 people is cruel
kolesp12 4 months ago
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH EEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LanceUchiha11 4 months ago
@LanceUchiha11 wrong song but yeah :D
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Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
This is Fucking Music!!!! Fuck that Dipshit Justin Bieber Music, How can you hear that motherfucking gay ass bitch if you can hear this Masterpiece !!!!
Hey Justin Bieber fans! Fuck You All!!! .i.
xXMasterXx500 4 months ago
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xXMasterXx500 4 months ago
This is way too short !! and am not talking bout my cock now..
Traakki11 4 months ago 2
beachs fak
shingakidaigo 4 months ago in playlist System of a Down Mezmerize
wtf? worst music genre ever
virremannen11 4 months ago
@virremannen11 stfu ur just a bieber fan so gtfo and stop listening to this is you cant handle the rock gods
TheLiquidReaper 4 months ago
@TheLiquidReaper justin bieber?? dude try dubstep/dnb <3
virremannen11 4 months ago
@virremannen11 it was so obvious that idiots like you can't handle real music but only thos computer and syntheziser made shit whcih needs like no talent at all. go learn to play a real instrument idiot
ZetsubouZolo 4 months ago
@ZetsubouZolo hahahaha.so real music goes like this "my cock is much bigger than yours!!!!!!"? dude i mean srsly? try to make a good dubstep song and u'll see it's not as easy as u might think.
virremannen11 4 months ago
@virremannen11 if you are too dumb or too lazy to interprate or understand the meaining of lyrics or a song then this is your problem. you have to think about songs and look what's behind them this also part of a good song. music is more than jsut annoying sounds like wooop woop woop wooop
ZetsubouZolo 4 months ago
@ZetsubouZolo there is no fucking understanding the lyrics in this genre it's just RAWR!!!!!!
virremannen11 4 months ago
@virremannen11 if music is all about sound to you then i really pity you
ZetsubouZolo 4 months ago
@virremannen11 Dubstep is shit. System of a Down is truly the best music group I have ever heard. If you hate these guys so much, why have you wasted so much time arguing with people who do? That's sad, bro.
MisterEvilPanda 4 months ago
@virremannen11 Dubstep is shit. System of a Down is truly the best music group I have ever heard. If you hate these guys so much, why have you wasted so much time arguing with people who do? That's sad, bro.
MisterEvilPanda 4 months ago
@MisterEvilPanda "If you hate these guys so much, why have you wasted so much time arguing with people who do?" huh? makes no fucking sense.
cinamin45 4 months ago
@MisterEvilPanda oh shit help me a panda is telling me off
virremannen11 3 months ago
@TheLiquidReaper HEYYY YOU FUCKING ROCKER!!! GO FUCKIN' DIE DUBSTEP IS THE SHIT MOTHER'FER GO FUCKIN' HANG YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZzuckerzZ 4 months ago
@ZzuckerzZ umadbro? wait wrong reaction considering the area i live in, heres the correct reaction. dude, that shit isnt a joke. think before posting
PlaystationDudeify 4 months ago
@ZzuckerzZ simply the fact the you call everybody who listens to this a rocker shows how little you know about music at all. plus the fact that your write in caps shows..you have a small genital.
ZetsubouZolo 4 months ago
@virremannen11 this is not a vey good example of their talent listen to Deer Dance Lonley Day Sugar BYOB are VERY good songs.
themoocrew1 4 months ago
@virremannen11 you have a small cock, and you have no taste in music. go piss on your balls with your small cock and then go look at yourself in a mirror and cry about it.
c001st0rybro 4 months ago 4
@c001st0rybro lmfao but thats kind of cruel but awesome
MegaZombiekillerx 4 months ago
yes SOAD you are "COOL!!"
ilikebigbutts58 4 months ago
My rooster is of far superior size to yours,
My rooster could locomote easily between the doorway.
Xonimi 4 months ago 3
29 people must have a very small penis.
Mdsnowflake 4 months ago in playlist System of a Down Mezmerize
This song is about war.
Cock is a metaphor for weapons.
The rest should be obvious :P
xFeaRz1 4 months ago
@xFeaRz1 i know right. fucking kids these days don't know shit
xxppdinxx 3 months ago
I get it now smoking a big fat "cigaro" is like sucking a big fat cock.
jixmixfix 4 months ago
I bought a cigar, only so I could enjoy this song to the max. xD
Erlingar1 4 months ago 2
My cock: 1381 inches and growing.
MSNIMSM 4 months ago
28 peoples have cock like the dislike bar!
Xiaoooooooooo 4 months ago
I like S.O.A.D
rosely754 4 months ago
am i the only one who hears the children singing along at the end?
XXfirrineXX 4 months ago
@XXfirrineXX lol no i heard it too. is it really children?
drea23839 4 months ago
My shit stinks tha best!
MultiB0MbER 5 months ago
Omg this is awesome!
Emil199426 5 months ago
Dear 27 people,
Our Cocks are much bigger than yours,
Yours Hatefully,
System of a Down
youtubissonotcool 5 months ago 111
@youtubissonotcool fuck off turkish cunt!
papasniff1andonly 3 months ago
Cigaro,
Cigaro;
Cigar
zobrie 5 months ago
♪ My cock is much bigger than yours! ♪
cannonfodder97 5 months ago 6
meu pau é maior que o seu, meu pau é maior que o seu ♪
lucasxmc 5 months ago 2
still one of my favorite songs by my favorite band
blueistwiztid 5 months ago
So... This guys singing about his dick?
usernamen0tfound 5 months ago
@usernamen0tfound They're making fun of egotistical, materialistic people that think they're better than everyone else.
squeezeslemons 5 months ago
@squeezeslemons Bout time some1 got brains on Youtube
BIGLANE101 5 months ago
@squeezeslemons Some people ar better than others
Mandeenky 5 months ago
this was one of the first SOAD songs i heard, the memories...
N9NEseventeen 6 months ago
1:26 Damn.. Serj could still scream in the Mezmerize/Hypnotize era, but only when he really wanted to..
Habuji221 6 months ago
wish mine was as big as his lmao
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kidbemkurt 6 months ago
the red is justin biebers penis size the green is soad's COCk size
racine722 6 months ago 3
@racine722 did you see bieber and soads penis?
tkyrh 6 months ago
@tkyrh of couse not
racine722 6 months ago
@racine722 Soad has a small cock , it bigger than justin biebers though
Schnettler1 6 months ago
@Schnettler1 you're grammar has a small cock.
cowzwithgunzii2009 5 months ago
@cowzwithgunzii2009 You try speaking MY fucken lenguage bitch
Schnettler1 5 months ago
@cowzwithgunzii2009 I just hope you did that on purpose.
LDJ96 5 months ago
@cowzwithgunzii2009 lol... *your
CrazyShooter199 2 months ago
dude this song so fuckn rocks it gets me pumped up for the day and make me want to rock a lot to this song:)))))))))))))))))))
Leonkenndyfan1 6 months ago
i hate they broke up :| they were the best band ever.
JIOIKIEIRx 6 months ago
@JIOIKIEIRx THEY'RE BACK!!! LIKE FEBRUARY THEY GOT BACK!!!
metalrocker1ful 6 months ago 2
good thing cigaro wasnt uploaded with vevo cause it would have been censored
thefman21 6 months ago
thumbs up for me to sing this to my football coach :D
thefman21 6 months ago 171
@thefman21 You are dumb as fuck .. :|
SuperMushroomBrain 4 months ago
@thefman21 you have 69 thumbs up. hehehe...
PlaystationDudeify 4 months ago
@thefman21 Did you do it? did you!! ;o lmao.
MrRedeyedJedi 4 months ago
@MrRedeyedJedi ya i got suspended for a week YEA A WEEK'S VACATION :D
thefman21 3 months ago
@thefman21 he suspended you because he was jelous. ;p and that's hilarious
MrRedeyedJedi 3 months ago
@MrRedeyedJedi thank you ;)
thefman21 3 months ago
@thefman21 good luck LOL xD
CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz 3 months ago
@thefman21 or the faggs who clicked DISLIKE ..........
paddogaming 3 months ago
@thefman21 aw sounds like someone got benched for being garbage...
ScopedPewPew 3 months ago
MOST HILAROUS SOAD SONG EVER, LOVE THESE GUYS XD
Metal4Myl1fe 7 months ago
someone should sing this to justin bieber
JACOBACKLEY1997 7 months ago 8
I LOVE SYSTEM OF A DOWN !!!!!
CigaroderToten 7 months ago 7
This song meant to parody and thus ridicule egotistical, materialistic people who believe that their possessions make them superior to others
ShatteredDreams888 7 months ago
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN -YOU-
Agathos2697 7 months ago 8
@lasjokerman your funny!! Hahahaha and completely right!!!
RVcheerleader64 7 months ago
@musicfreck123 you are so right!! Hahaha
RVcheerleader64 7 months ago
"My cock is much bigger than yours!" hahahaha oh this song is the greatest!
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RegurgitatedSoul 8 months ago
this is the scale to which epicness is measured
justen bieber
dog poop
normal
good
great
hardcore
godlike
chuck norris
and then SOAD
cormackification 8 months ago
@cormackification just beiber is not directly below dog poop. he is thirteen layes into hell deeper.
lasjokerman 8 months ago
@cormackification just beiber is not directly below dog poop. he is thirteen layers into hell deeper.
lasjokerman 8 months ago
0:16 best lyrics ever
helldeklan 8 months ago
this song is funny as heck xD
Huntsta4 8 months ago
@xrbecx true
mynamedab3 8 months ago
AHHHHH!!!! Im still so fuckin hyped from las nite's show in Denver. THEY JAMMED THE FUCK OUT THIS PIECE!
Deuceasterpiece 8 months ago
This song kicks true believers right in the dick. God, SOAD are kings.
brnleague99 8 months ago
It pisses me off when people say this song is funny. This song is about gov't corruption and fucking genocide. So fuck off.
mynamedab3 8 months ago
@mynamedab3 the song is supposed to be funny, why else would he put such weird inflections on the words. Just because somethings funny doesn't mean it doesn't have a meaning
xrbecx 8 months ago
fuck ya man
MeCassandraT 8 months ago
lol press 5 and he says "my cock"
greenslimeboyz 8 months ago
cigarro cigarro cigarro...!!! !~!
shoryukenmeagain 8 months ago
23 people have small cocks
Memorium28 8 months ago 3
Press 3 alot for teh lulzzz
darth71797 8 months ago