Russia Shoots Spy Plane!? gnooze 4-22-08

[ClearedToLand7]

It's a pity this isn't the NAKED GNOOZE... and the NAKED isn't silent!

[AfroSchmuck]

Your Russian accent suits you more than when you speak English:) What's your ethnicity?

[elioz76]

Georgia: UN says Russian air force shot down aircraft over Abkhazia

27 May 2008 -- The United Nations Observer Mission in Georgia (UNOMIG) has concluded in a report that a Georgian reconnaissance drone aircraft that crashed in Abkhazia last month was shot down by the Russian air force.

[Rockopeetzee]

Do your batteries ever run out or are you EverReady?

[carlosb1]

to bad shes nota real blonde.

[jamierourketen]

shut up you 17 year old fool.

[hounddog21]

FREE V8!!! Where can I pick up a job application?

[sticklman]

stupid.

[bittemeinrammstein]

HAHA! Russia fucked Georgia! XD

to Georgia: yeah, it was an act of aggresion! so... what the fuck are you going to do about it XD thats right... NOTHING! HAHAHAHA! we kicked your ass and always will!

BTW... the lady in this video is HOOOTTTTTT!!!

[Nic33rd]

V8's a good thing, I suppose. Also, Charmin Bears = solid business. =]

Great show, Marta and Brian!

[cdschloss]

Thanks Marta, you're great as always!

[rundoetx]

Keep up the excellent work. Good luck on your new job.

RP..08

Peace

RundoeTX

[positronicpathways]

You can't go wrong with free V8!

[CHUCKtheFED]

grateful for ANY mention of Zimbabwe these days...

and get the V-8 while you can... I hear when the reserves run down, it will be changed to V-6...

and instead of 'free', it will be twice that...

[butterflie2484]

You are so great...always enjoyable to watch...

[ujdo]

Charmin Ultra, it's the best!

[Solarees]

I love you

[gmajkl]

I always like yer impersonations ;) Stay safe..

[cv1122]

thanks for the chuckles, and good luck @ the new job...free V8...very cool

[hillbillygill99]

cv1122: very funny, i liked her impersonation of Putin, very funny

[bigredpaul]

Very funny, m'dear!

[SonomaDave1]

FREE V8??? Spicy too??? What a perk! Can I work there too?

Loved the "Georga on my mind" bit. The strategic pauses really did it for me.

[BillClintonPizza]

I did not have sexual relations with this woman!

[DookofHDP]

Pshew pshew ...

I was tryin' out the guns there just now ... it's funnier when you do it. :P

[mike8494]

Your going to the daily show thats cool marta see on there good job on the guns Marta :-) Mike.....

[i3kel]

You'd be great on the daily show... and sam on there is preggers, maybe you should apply.. :)

[captainspaulding17]

Farta Co-smello

her butt shakes like jello

she got a new job

but its in a bordello

sorry, im bored. good luck at your job

[Panpiper]

You make my day brighter. Thank you.

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taah!! What it do?!

Georgia.....on my mind.....hilarious!

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[EmptySeed]

You've got me saying "Come on Now" all the time at work. Free V8 is never having to hit yourself in the face for walking crooked. Can I have my spy plane back now?

[btigtime]

Tell them to keep their V-8 and give you a raise.

[brightonbloke7]

Free V-8 @ eBay Inc. In SLC - Woot Woot!

[mabutoo]

Free V-8, WOW!!! Who does that?

Any openings there?

I love V-8

[geargemartin]

sonny perdue denies georgia sent a plane to spy on russia.

[daddioux]

Almost 3K subscribers, time to brush-up on the harmonica!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

I mean,"Hall-oh". Your story about the White House visitor logs ,shows what a bunker mentality the White House has. I guess 911 is affecting even them. Chickens coming home to roost I guess. Are you going to start a pool on when the United Nations will say they are "stretched too thin" helping out "crisis" areas around the world?

Can't wait. I want 1 dollar on January,2009.

[alexiswolfe]

'She's' not real, either computer animation or some kind of cyborg, you know, a machine covered in a flesh type covering, what a wierdo. We'll have to get used to more of this as technology develops.

Can I order 2 please?

[lungay009]

Love the Russian accent. I'm your newest fan Marta!

[sandyib3ll]

"You are always on my mind but you're not alowed in that air space!" That was sooo funny :D

[firerookie]

You had me worried that the Gnooze was going to turn weekly instead of daily. Good to see you back. It must be hard to do this (you obviously put a lot of time into it) and work too. Truly inspiring!

[observationmode]

funny stuff.

[lastnymleft]

Damn, they are some big rocks on your right hand there, Marta! Yes, I see it's on the right hand, but I also recall having seen another on the left, in one of your blooper vids. :-(

Tell me it's your Phantom ring, please!

[a1rh0rn3r]

Are you sure that pun wasn't intended?

[proffmongo]

I blame you!!!

Unless you do a naked vlog!! LOL!!

Come on man!!!

[chapmando2007]

This was an excellent gnooze episode. Nice impressions. You would make a really nice russian minks.

[Mrmikeshelton]

just check on the Youtubes

[Mrmikeshelton]

You should be on Fox News. You are definitely qualified in the "Fox" category!

[Bubba186]

always on my mind...lol

[halizzle]

Friend on The Gnooze: "It's good because it teaches you stuff but not like in the boring News way its really funny."

yay! New fans for you!

[bluelightingguy]

regular v8 or the good stuff like v8 splash!

[ptrptms]

Free V8? Nice. I once had a job where I got free fried chicken. Clearly your employer doesn't want to clog you arteries.

[mangobanna]

Free V8? TOtally worth getting a surprise attack job.

Dangit, I'm not eighteen yet.

*scowls*

[ShaaadySouljah]

FEATURE GNOOZE YOUTUBE!!!!

Another great video!

[mysticfm]

Hallo. I, Vladimir mysticfm, am too tired to do a stream of consciousness comment tonight. Howewer, I vould like to express my pleased reaction to dis wideo. Tank you.

[Zarbod]

Free V8? I've been calling for the liberation of V8 for years! Wait, what? Oh nevermind.

[Blargaldalien]

And I was all set to up-power my little Honda.

Rats.

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LOL @ ONLY 59 VIEWS.

W0rt a lozer.

[qiranger]

Excellent!!!!!

[wasy35]

man that dick cheney face is hard to take in.

[HeadoftheHydra]

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[citizenkong]

You're so cute when you do that Bush imitation!!

[trill5thefif]

Why does Georgia have spy planes in russia? Why are they trying to get into the mix.

[KlaxonCow]

Ah, there is a disputed area in the North of Georgia, where most people who live there are ethnically Russian.

This creates...difficulties.

Technically, in a geographical sense, the spy plane was over Georgia. But it was spying on the mostly Russian people there, so Russia feels it also has a right to "send a strong message" to leave "its people" alone.

Hence the problem.

[KlaxonCow]

Like most "disputed territories" - Ulster, Israel / Palestine, Basque country, Chechnya, Kashmir, "Kurdistan", etc. - we can expect nothing but trouble to come of it.

You'd have thought that the human race would have worked it out - "Empire" doesn't work - but there's always a politician who want to make his dick look bigger.

Sorry, I meant "expand his influence".

Pardon the Freudian Slip there - after all, we're not supposed to tell the blunt truth about Our Great Leaders, are we? ;D

[CHUCKtheFED]

I don't mind the Freudian slip...

but guys just don't get

the whole thing

about washing delicates...

stick with boxers, Sigmund...

[scottmhoward]

I'm gonna be lame and say "first comment" >.> :D