Pablo Francisco - Jackie Chan/Jet Li (Stand-up Comedy)

[mawen1029]

Come on dont make fun of jackie

[yanigelstuff]

some of you pedestrians fail to realize how the live audience are dropping like flies. He's fucking killing. Go write one of your own jokes but for now leave this guy to his business i.e. making a killing off of hilarious slapstick and A POTENTIALLY PURPOSEFUL bad impression. And if you can't smarten up and agree that this all may be true, then there's still the fact that his act is definitely more of a live experience and it may just not translate well to video.

So judgemental.

[gypsylegomaster]

He got the Jackie Chan thing from Family Guy!

[TheKNair]

Woahh some of you people haven't got a sense of humor. Boring people. This sh*t is hilarious!

[ze000ez]

hahahahahahhahahhAAHAH i swear that was soooooooo Jackie Chan

[whatsthis1888]

jackie chan didnt even play an indian in schanghai noon and he didnt play a store owner in rumble in the bronx. this is by far one of the worst comedians i have ever seen he is just making stuff up, and the impression is just stupid, and i never heard jackie chan say pan or pen or something.

[Superstarseven]

@whatsthis1888 Does it really matter? You know comedians exaggerate for COMEDIC effect, right?

[schmands]

an irish jackie chan..okay

[MRresievil310]

Rumble in the bronx lol

[LunaticKids99]

he never get punch by jackie, bruce, and jet li, he's just lucky

[Countrymusicnumber1]

horrible accent....actually he is using an indian accent. Plus this is really stupid and not funny at all..

[lastrosenfeld]

he has a shit chinise voice

[JJCNYC87]

2 funny!

[skate4eva1992]

this guy needs a good punch in the face

[ninapilink]

@hellgirlzzzzz not a different comedian!

another comedian, because that is not comedy, it's rubbish --'

[cineylens]

yeah, yeah, superman can really fly...imho

[lmfaobelen]

fucken hillerious

[flightstep]

TACO STYLE!!!

I SQUIRT HOTSAUCE IN YOUR EYES.

[wolfpacguy]

PAN!

[arsidaking]

jackie chan DOES talk like this--for all the haters biatch!! Pablo francisco is amazing!! xP

[And1Li]

pablo gets old pretty fast

[TheArachnoid]

@And1Li At some point ALL comedians get old. Except Ricard Pyror. His shit never gets old.

[moussti]

Leave me Alooooooone 

[doelsuparman]

Jackie Chan is such a nice guy, but everyone wants to mess with him. LOL!

[ooogerbla]

guys, its funny! so dont rag on his chackie chan impersonation.

[ninapilink]

what? GSYGSAYGSI want to see when Jackie Chan appears in front of him using his "stupid" moves of kung fu.

this guy would not stand a thousandth of training that makes jack chan!

Now to see the difference of who is really good, while Jackie Chan is famous worldwide, and is praised throughout the media, this guy is a comedian of crap!

A real comedian does not draw laughter from the mouth of the spectators talking shit about other people! A true comedian uses the intelligence to make others laugh!

[hellgirlzzzzz]

@ninapilink Then go watch a different comedian.

[erisos2]

walk on water

[caossoa]

drunken master is the shiaaaaat

[abhithakur99]

bullshit

[XxJelloxX]

that impression of Jackie Chan is totally off...everyone knows asians cannot pronounce L's

[ewonvel88]

"Here come bullet." hahaha

[flippjon]

knock knock..whos there?..beef...beef who?..beef broccoli ok...

lol

[iori422]

not funny.

[CuddaKine]

After 5:30 it get's tiring

[ZeroXIII1]

"He's gonna touch you in your dirty spot! *phoot-phoot-phoot-quack-quack­*" LOL.

[azndudoncam]

the only thing funny is the shit the audience is laughing at.

[bleachrulz4eva]

this guy is not funny ....... DRY

[mewarmor990]

He sounds like the cartoon Jackie Chan, but not the real one :P

[noodles00p]

@mewarmor990 The cartoon is based on Rumble in the Bronx XD

[noodles00p]

"Paper in face! Rock hit stomach! Scissors cut nutsack!"

[Dragonblade1234568]

jackie chan can kick your ass and jet li and bruce leeand donnie yen too.

[Faisalm10]

how dare u diss jackie chan he's 10 times the man u could be >:( ......even though it is kinda funny u should find someone else to take the mick out of

[MultiGilbert23]

I love this GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[rahagbab]

why cant jackie chan be jewish?, that sure would kill some stereotypes

[aserenatas]

SCISSOR TO NUTSACK! hahahaha

[Reoko77]

were are you going?!

im going to church!

leeme lone!

[laossouljavic727]

u suck

[poolepalace36]

@killer558 youre an idiot, maybe jackie chan doesnt like bananas and is allergic to them is that a problem too? faggot shut your mouth

[poolepalace36]

its all fucking jokes you tools, if you dont like his stand up then go watch someone else nobody told you to come watch this and comment it and hate on it, and @killer558 you really think that pablo gives a shit about the religious history of jackie chan?! maybe jackie chan hates bananas and is allergic to them is that gonna create a problem too? and good luck getting close enough to pablo to pull out some weak twisting tiger shit get out of here faggot

[brendinrocks]

sweet i love it

[heymomma888]

i can take a racist joke, but seriously, this guy is NOT FUNNY AT ALL. and when i don't find racist things funny, it's offensive and racist -_-

[KakashiHatake103]

@heymomma888 you have no sense of humor AT ALL.

[heymomma888]

yea i do, it's probably just cuz u have a bad sense of humour imo. russell peters even with his racist jokes, at least they are FUNNY. this guy is NOT.

[52wire]

lol every one in china town looks like jakie chan

[Jin6107]

@52wire no they dont u idiot

[lazylac0812]

FUCK YOU YOU RACIST FAGGOT!!!!

[thieflord555]

not funny at all. some comedians can be racist and be funny while not offending anyone. pablo is not one of those comedians.

[rockloverdude]

FUCK Y OU MAN!!!!!!!!!

[CricriTykiLelouch]

2:24

Best "Leave me alone" ever

[fasantupp]

I really dont find this funny

[keifufu]

what a fucking racist douchebag lol

[boltmove]

were could i find the phrase leave me alone of jackie chan

[pokey1013]

Grow up...he's a comedian!

[MiyasmaTube]

This is so true. Jackie Chan always did his own stunts and actually practiced martial arts, but Jet Li is, like Pablo said, "All special effects."

[juffurey]

educate yourself a little more before you blurt out stupid shit little buddy.

[ArthurTong]

meh... I like Pablo Francisco and all, and his movie guy voice is great... but that didn't really sound like Jackie Chan =T

[hooser0523]

@ArthurTong its not supposed to sound like him, its just a general bash. it's not a specific reference, its just being funny

[luispapi945]

@ArthurTong If you watch the old jackie chan movies thats how he sounds in them.

[maestroavina]

@ArthurTong

haha ur missing the point

[drummerman55]

joke got old... was funny at first though...

[gibbitup]

LOL beef broccoli ok

[lollig35]

tss just get your face smacked a rock than we laugh hahaha and by the way doo you see your own face

[denots42069]

fuck this guy is a fucking asshole G like serious Dont fuck with Jackie Chan hes pro skrew jet lee and Bruce lee they suck ass

[HardyBoyzwrestling]

u kiddin me jackie chan didnt even learn an actual style he learned at a pei king opera school

[firethower99]

what's that noise? im breathing. get em!

[roundrocktx]

lllllleave me alone!!!

[wellshii]

everyone that gets offended are retarded,stfu and leave the channel dickshits

[denots42069]

Fucking rights Homie

[Arsenkov]

"...Check's in the mail." Hahahah, Pablo Francisco the best!

[tiggathetiger]

Isn't that in Family Guy?

[dlstort3d]

That was in Family Guy. I forgot about that.

[mackaan1337]

Lol, this guy is so gealous or how u spell it, about the chinese cuase we can take 12 people and you cant.

[JackassMike007]

at least we can spell...

[benehime7]

is this supposed to be funny? he has a terrible sense of humor. half the things he says are not even remotely true about Jackie Chan. he could clean his act up a bit too. nobody wants to hear about him molesting people, and if they do, theyre sick as hell, and have as bad a sense of humor as he does.

[Andrewmirley]

stfu

[dlstort3d]

Apparently you're the one without the sense of humor. He probably loves everything he's making fun of.  It's his job to make fun of things whether he likes them or not, you jackass.

[benehime7]

im entitled to my opinion, and if you dont like it, ignore it. if you were to say you liked his act, its not like i wouldve jumped all over you for liking when i dont. unless you enjoy hearing about him molesting people, i dont see why youre so offended.

[JackassMike007]

this comedy is unique, if it's not for you, don't bother pablo's fans with your bullshit bout how untrue his jackie chan impression is... it's called stand-up comedy mate, if you take it too seriously then u might aswell just dont watch it at all...

[funnyartist2200]

his asian accent sounds mexican

[h3ct0rdb]

haha everybody dissing pablo is a gay asian u guys are just mad bc bruce lee is the only cool asian

[BRSTA77]

but he is funny lol

[BRSTA77]

ITS BRUCE LEE HE CAN BE WHATEVER

[exelcrusada]

yea...ok.....you want to know whats really funny...?since he doesnt really belive in martial arts...the pro martial artist should show him a thing or 2....one more thing....martial arts is a forme of art.....not for stupid violence ...this guy dosnt know shyt about martial arts

[fields911]

no... thats not funny.... what he did was funny lol

[Skidracer21]

He's a comedian. what else did you expect?

[BRSTA77]

Only miss in this video is disrespecting Bruce Lee you dont have to belive that he can take on 12 people but dont say that he cant and make a joke about it...

[noblebeast5]

lol dude have a sense of humour

[BRSTA77]

Whats that noice?

Im brething

GET HIM!!!

LOL

[manekj007]

not cool disrespecting bruce lee guy

[bleachrulz4eva]

@manekj007 so true as disrespecting bruce lee is like disrespecting chuck norris dont do it!

[coldblooded123456]

Lmaoo paper in face rock in stomach scissors on ball sack

[Chaos8749]

*Nutt sackxD

[ihalloway]

What's that noise ?

I' Breathing

GET HIM ! xDDDDD

[Allwayssaythetruth]

You dont believe in martial arts...mexicano de mieldeabeja!

[CursedMarkedSasuke07]

LOL whats that noise? Im breathing! ROFL  5/5

[lovemyiphone]

to be honest, i dont think this is that funny. i havent even laughed

[youthoghtiwasdead]

lmaoo the leave me alone its so FUNNY!

[CROSSOVERCAM23]

Dude its cool if he disses jackie or jet li but bruce come on hes bruce

[DM666]

leave me aloone! XD

[Ambition1904]

hahaha this shit is fuunnnyy!

[Freakazoid456]

Leeme ehloan! xD

[chenchomelo]

It gets old after 10 seconds...

[AnnThePig]

agreed. There are too many funny stand up comedians.

[zgombiss]

THis guy is not funny at all :S :S :S!!!!!! tryin 2 hard

[JackHammerMFZB]

5:23 to the END is the best part, xD

[diggsde]

this guy is crap!

[guitarsquiddy]

Yep.

[Hugh594McIntosh]

no one can touch bruce ,

the guy could take on way more than 12 men ..

[Thiren111]

lol

[RealShurikenX]

damn straight, in the movies they had to SLOW Bruce Lee down, he had to be slow then slow the footage, and alot of times he injured the extras. He broke Ohara's ribs with one kick. Bruce Lee was a professional asskicker

[pakheng]

he kinda speaks like an Indian when imitidating Jackie

[KevL75]

I thought Jackie Chan was supposed to be a NATIVE American in that film.

You know - one of those people that actually deserve to live in America.

[timzie0017]

pablo by far the best comedian ever

[Crack0City0Rocker]

helloooo ding dong rush hour cover me

[Phamductions]

i dont get the orange would like to kick your ass thing..

[NexusDarkworld338]

I've beaten ten people on my own, 12 is do-able, but Jet LI is admittedly crap with all the fake seffects, films of course are fake and coriographed (?) but real fights are different, but I can understand Pablo's point

[KILLERZ0000]

jet isnt crap. its the hollywood films such as the one, romeo must die which are crap as american directors wanted the cgi. his old films such as fist of legend, shaolin temple were amazing

[KILLERZ0000]

jet li was 5 times wushu champ and was oppointed to be president nixons bodyguard but he turned down the offer

[ProduceAntics]

Paper in your face!

Rock in stomach!

Scissor on nutsack!

[yashatono]

"what happening? leave me aloone!"

yeah, ive seen that movie, all of them.

[philyphaskell]

people who argue on you tube comments are just gay.

i love pablo

[wwemaster2000]

i love shanghi noon

[kenji62]

so just cause ur an atheist means that u think with logic and reason i agree with the bruce lee part but im a christian and i think with logic and reason so the next time u say something think about it first

[rchase32]

Wow, that was pretty unfunny. I clicked cause it was recommended by Youtube, but....no. He did the bad impression for too long...

[timzie0017]

you crazy hes the best

should look some of his other clips really

[tonygrrl]

oh i their was a prize for biggest ass hole id pick you

[THOMASkaaz]

most of the things this dude talks about aren't even true. plus his imitations sound more like a mexican. but it's still kinda funny

[HermitsRcool]

So this guy doesn't like Jackie Chan?

[narukoanimelover432]

o.O......(faints from laughing head off )

[adamomadwog]

LMAO this is the funnys shit i have ever seen

[guitar4life33]

ohh my god...i watched this at midnight last night and i literally wet myself a little..

[MADKing6644]

lol scissor on nut sack & malesto

[DGCool954]

lol really funny but i dont think jackie chan was an indian i shangai noon....is that how u spell shangai idk...but i def think he was chinese

[CMwangss]

I can say exactly what he said and make it sound ten times funnier. Ive been told so.

[BoReD2HaRd]

my 2 cents ... this comedian aint very good, he wasnt even funny ... half the video is him making punching noises and saying "leave me alone" over n over again then says "in every movie chan plays a diff character" - yeh thats wot actors do .. n shouldnt make fun of expert martial artists skills coz they CAN take on 12 ppl, n jackie chan has balls doin the stunts he does, craziest stuntman ive ever seen, but i hvnt seen jet li do any to wow me

[dmnxCGi]

because jet li is not a stunt man. anyway, give me one martial art expert, bruce li, jet li, whatever, and i'll put 12 ppl that know jiujitsu/ grappling, i guarantee that they will beat the shit out of him. you have to be able to tell the difference between hollywood/hongkong action movie and real life. of course there are exception like if the 12 people are retarded or disabled or can't fight for shit.

[BoReD2HaRd]

@dmnxCGi, i knw the difference btween hollywood and reality im not retarted im an athiest so i think with reason and logic, the only person i believe out of these famous martial artists who can take on 12ppl who know how 2 fight is bruce lee. unlike jet li/jackie chan, bruce lees martial art skills got him 2 be an actor not the other way round. he startd off as a fighter n is known more for his fighting rather than his movies. jack nicholson is a legendary actor, bruce lee is a legendary fighter

[BoReD2HaRd]

@hemorrafia, actually he died after falling into a coma as his brain swelled, this was caused by medication he took. the whole being shot by triad gangsters is a rumour(btw pretty much any1 will die easily when shot). none the less he was a legendary fighter, heres an analogy of wot ur saying: jack nicholson died of cancer, therefore he was a horrible actor. so u degraded someones death in order to stick up for a commedian, while makin urself look like a fool doing it.

[BoReD2HaRd]

@hemorrafia, on ur 2nd point i doubt u meant that as a joke, i rekon u thought it was true, took advantage of it to look clever, got it wrong then claimed u were kiddin. n yes its rare but 1 guy can take 12ppl who know how to fight, bruce lee would be one of them, this is bcoz he was incredibly fast and incredibly strong, som1 with that level of stength+cardio+fighting skill is rare, this is why he was a legend at what he did.

[ChibiPockystick]

I agree with you.

[Cesco36]

i understand nothing what he said... but i dont like him.

[anomonous14]

LOL

[bredmond]

Personally, i am disappointed and disgusted by Jackie Chan's films. he is abusing a formula which he made in the 1980s, and he has never really grown as a filmmaker. I think Pablo is tryint to illustrate how one dimensional Jackie Chan has grown to become with these comparisons.

[yangvai911]

this guy is racist and i don't even think that he is funny russell peters is more funny then this guy russell jokes that he talks about asian or other race is actually funny this guy is just gay he tried so hard and he is like a russell peters wannabe plus you can tell when somebody is telling a joke and when their not this guy is just racist...russell peter said the word nigger and balck people were all there and they laugh

[bredmond]

How is he racist? I see him emulating the mass marketing strategies used in movie making. He belittling Jacky Chan by comparing him to other Asian stereotypes depicted in the media. He even did a valley boy representation of Owen Wilson, is that what you mean by racist? Anyway, I dont see how describing Russell Peters as not racist if people laugh when he uses the n word. Just because people laugh, doesnt make it not racist.

[scorpion7234]

LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT HAPPENINING so funny

[calebtwombly]

AWESOME!

[RedskinFrom79]

he hates on Asains cause there more hung then him, LOL...

[AnnuitCoeptis714]

If you are ok with it, thats fine, but some Asian brothers and sisters may not feel the same way because of their circumstances or life experiences. I personally feel that Pablo is depicting asian stereotypes as humorous is tiresome and well within the bounds of bad taste.

[oldschoolHalen]

rofl

[iamgannon4life]

what are you doing?

i eat banana reave me arone!!!!!!!

GET HIM

where are you going

im going to church

GET HIM

whats that noise

im brreathing

GET HIM

[yuiopy911]

nah pablo is a funny cunt i luv wut he duz :D

[PhsyceOut]

hes vialating the 1st rule ov comedy

/...... never laf at ur OWN JOKES!!!

0_o

[kb826062871]

Why they always diss Chinese?

[roflkrn]

too repetitive