Dane Cook (Axel)

[badassending]

o.e i didnt know axels first kid was in this one :D "time for bed HHHRRRRR. NO MORE COOKIES HRRRRRRR!!!!

[oathkeepergurl98]

abcdefg, i will kill your family

opqrstu, and i'll kill all your friends too

abcdefg, why dont you come play with me?

yes, im aware of the missing letters

[jetiscute1]

bubueboboboeububreeeeeeeeeeeee­gh!

[Trace3690]

"Play with me"

That's what she said

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

@Trace3690 hahahaha!!! XD

[Trace3690]

@PleaseDontGoCryBaby Yea..I have a sick mind XD

[DarkMoon9005]

*whisper* Remember...

xD

[Axelsflameofdoom]

Is it me or is this like a person who found their identical twin?

[mayahaya333]

1:37 isnt that the name of axels first kid?

[Jedidragon17]

@mayahaya333 ROFL! Nice. XD

[tatiana5250]

@mayahaya333 =D it is the name of Axels first kid xD

[Kail200X]

Tay Zonday must've played that game a lot. That's EXACTLY how he sounds :D

[guitarboy0342]

love it when he turns to the side, "ill come up there man...."

[FF3710Freak]

my little cousin got one of those bears that talks to you you know they say stuff like 'hug me' and 'do you love me?' and one night my uncle was up all by himself and this toy, which was OFF suddenly asks him 'do you like being alone?' it scared him so much he shoved it in the freezer!!! =D

[MsAnimechik]

@FF3710Freak omg thats creepy

[FF3710Freak]

@MsAnimechik I know the scary ABC thing reminded me of that =P

[MsAnimechik]

@FF3710Freak haha lol i can see that haha

[eternitymoonlight]

@FF3710Freak

[Silentkeeneyes]

gimme some pickles

[princesszelda98]

Numa numa

[demyxslittlesis]

@princesszelda98 

thank you,i really needed to know.

[princesszelda98]

@demyxslittlesis you're welcome

[demyxslittlesis]

what is the song at the end?

[nukedude51]

(Roxas)I AM DA BURGER KING >:D......(Axel)he wishes >:) *axel puts on crown*.

[Shadowringa]

XD x2

[Emoanimegirls101]

"MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­Help me" XD

[Dispotogrl13]

"Are you tryin to molest me via drive through?" XD ROFL!!!!

[Bluffdarqfox]

A B C D E F G, I will kill your family! xD OMG lol i laughed so bad i couldn't breathe for ages!

[animekitten789]

"WHOPPER NO ONION, LARGE FRY!!!"

lmao!

[darknightmare091]

so damn funny. A B C D E F G! I will kill your family.

[ktrulz001]

MOM! *changes to speak n spell* help me..... :'(

[Axel0ver4130]

can Axel spread the sauce (on me ;) ? ;)

[AlieGodling100]

lol NUMA NUMA!!!

[flamegirl24]

I remember Simon xDD

[IcePrincessYuki]

~_~ Speak & Spell is as scary as Elmo & Barney combined.

[EternalStarsx]

lolz reno the manger

[soraluver614]

bopbeepboopbeebeepboobeepboopb­opbeepboopbeebeepboobeepboopbo­pbeepboopbeebeepboobeepboop

Axel: O.O'''' MOM!!!!!

[princessoftheflames]

my parents are staring at me like I'm insane...I'm trying to keep my laughter in...

[Star13570]

lol XD Dane Cook is the best. Love Axel too.

[nls209]

lol

[GNRandSTP911]

Who knew Axel did Stand-Up Comedy?

[touwuaniynof]

woah roxas is trying to molest axel via drive threw!

[AquariusGal78]

Doesn't he sound like Chris off of Family Guy with his speak and spell voice!

[axelssomebodieburn]

allu have to do..... REMEBER~ boopy boop

[ShadowFox0324]

*Falls out of chair* XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't fell my ribs. "Umm we serve food here governor not missile NOW DRIVE AROUND!!!!"

[axelssomebodieburn]

OMFG I LOVE THIS!! XDDD I FELL OUT OF MEH CHAIR LAGHING AT THIS XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "chicken tenders, sweet sauce all over my body" " SOMEBODY GET SOME SAUCE NOW SHE WANTS IT HER WAY" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sweetiepi35]

*all u had to do

REMEMBER*

LOL

[ambergay]

What is the ending song called? I would like to know please!!! Oh and OMG FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I love Dane.

[pokerfacesms201]

NumaNuma

[xXrawr64Xx]

its called numa numa xD very awesome song

[InsertEpicFailHere]

the numa numa =)

[MirrorRainsTears]

Ok im telling you now. It is not easy drinking a hot drink while watching this and trying to make sure that it doesnt come out of your nose.

I nearly drowned in a mug of hot chocolate!

[legacy12100]

WHOPPER~ NO ONION~ LARGE FRY!

Umm... Chubaka? B|

XDDD

[pizzathehut69]

that was the clean version of BK lounge it actually has alot of bad words in it

[goldenwhiskers981]

37 Stars. this is hilarious!

[TheReturnOfKoneko]

ah gawd i rocked at simon!

[bloody4psyhco]

5/5 and beep beeeep boop bop beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

de dop do teeeeee beep do

[tragicbloodshed]

dude crank up the audio

[123spongegirl]

he sounded like criss of family guy

[yintsunami]

Teehee Axel must have been happy about Roxas and his pickles and sweet sause. lol.

[Saquya]

lol the simon thing was SO true. when I play that I'm like. "ok...this easy.." after five rounds, I'm like...O_O

[xxfaerieworldgirl]

Simon hated me!

[DeathDemon87]

i love the pickel woman!!! MAN I COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF! and im in class right now1 man im in trouble if they find out im on YouTube!

[gothiclarxene1]

i want some pickles

[koaruhitachiin122]

i love the "pickle woman" she's FUNNY!!!!!!!

they shouldn't have called speak and spell what they should have callled speak like the devil! they had to use poor goofy.

[linkfreak1100]

what is the song called at the end of the vid?

[Zeyegin]

Dragostei din tei? aka

Numa Numa.

[KnightlyVampress25]

omg LOL i luv dane cook and axel this is awsome xD

[nordinthelich]

beeb, beeb, boob... BEEB BOOOB BOB BOOOB BEEEB BOOB! beeb, beeb, boob... BEEB BOOOB BOB BOOOB BEEEB BOOB! beeb, beeb, boob... BEEB BOOOB BOB BOOOB BEEEB BOOB! beeb, beeb, boob... BEEB BOOOB BOB BOOOB BEEEB BOOB!

[tmd41]

...MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[neoblueeyz]

And the pickles and the pickles and the pickles...

lmao

[wolfriku13]

beep

beep

beeeep beeeeop

beeeep beeeeop

beeepb bob bop bebbeeeeop poooooeeeeeeb beeeeeeeeeeeep!

[nmaster13]

abcdefg i will kill your family

*random person laughs in audience* HAH!

[Kiba1300]

lol nice video!

[Ugoxz2]

hahaha nice video =P

[silverstarinthesky]

WHOOPER!

[CelestialAgony829]

I worked drive thru every fuckin' night, this is SO true!

[nudge232234]

beep

beepbeep

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeebebebebebebebebebebe beepbeepbeepbop boop bebeboop

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooop

[SoraThe1WingedAngel]

Axel is amazing Dane Cook is not. Don't combine shit with Win.

[britishlepercaun]

ur a meany head =P may poop knives DANE COOK ROCKS!!!! MAY THE LADY MOLEST U VIA DRIVE THROUGH!!

[fullmoonFairy]

*hides bhehind demyx* help me....axel scary O.0

[henrytranFF]

axel seriously makes the best dane cook cause all of his hand gestures. they make the video look so much more interesting

[HylianNobody]

Oh my gawd, Dane Cook reminds me so much at "michael Mittermaier", my favorite comidian! x3

[eeyoregir]

boop boop beep!!

[shadowroxas13rocks]

she wants it her way!

[kilala813]

chicken tenderssssss....

[nudge232234]

XDDDDDDDDD

LOL

[sorrowindkid]

this the best lol whooooper whooper no onions

[dirtyshisnogirl]

"pull forward, somebody get some sauce! She wants it HER WAY!!" XDDDDD I could not stop laughing...I LOVE Dane Cook! and dubbed over Axel? pure fucking genius!! XD HAHAHAHA! *favorited* god, i wish I could favorite this over and over!

[feedabeep]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[RoxasChronicles]

So many funny parts I can't quote one.. Axel makes a great dane cook :D

[Freakydeakydutchmen]

and the pickles and the milkshakes and the PICKLES and the pickles sweet sauce all over my body and the pickles!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilikepe3]

Hi wlecoem to Burger King, may I take your order?

WHOOPEEERR

[OkamiReneru]

Boopbeepbopbeepbeepbeepbeepbrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! MOM! Help me!

[Bakura2Marik]

My fourth grade had a speak and spell...

[UnconfermedDATA]

It would wake me in the Middle of the night...

...Pllaaaay...With....Meeee...­...

A B C D E F G! I will kill your Family!

[Jacklord1]

speak like the devil LOL dane cook is damn good

[Kingdomhearts800]

AHHHH! XD

[axelfanatic1]

I....Like...Chocolate...MILK!!­(too)

[sunseed105]

*speak and spell voice*A,B,C,D,E,F,G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!!!

[akatsukibakka13]

when i was littler i had a barney doll that you pressed its hand it would say 'i love you' i press its hand over and over again and my big sister and big brother threw it down the stairs and it wouldn't stop saying i love you XD i would carry it around the house while it repeated i love you over and over again just annoy my sister and brother! XDDDDDD

[AxelgirlVIII]

I had a toy like that when I was seven. It was one of those Ernie things from Sesame St.. It broke and would randomly yell out 'I feel great!! >D' It literally woke in the middle of the night when my toybox started yelling 'cause that toy was in it. I think it tried to kill my Mom too. She got hit ny a car on the way to get rid of thaat thing. On impact the Ernie yelled out 'I feel great!!>D"

[PrinceAkitoNAgito]

the memory thing is funny* lmfaorofpmpl*

The sake of pickles wtf lol

[blondiefernandez]

lol lol

[BellaChan62]

LMAO

[rukiakuchiki11]

"And the pickles! And the pickels! AND THE PICKLES!"

Were dealing with food, not missles here governer, NOW DRIVE AROUND!

[rukiakuchiki11]

What song is that in the credits

[RUQUIKR]

ur kiddin right.

Numa Numa.

[Sesshomaru4evr]

got a problem with numa numa?

[crybloodyemotears]

numa numa

to rukiakuchiki11

[hyrulehero6325]

i laughed so hard i cried

[DurinTwin]

and the pickels! and the pickles! AND THE PICKLES!

[jeremyluv]

roflmao that was funnt i was laughing so hard sweet sause lolololol

[emogothtastic]

"ABCDEFG....I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY"

"WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION! LARGE FRY!"

" uh excuse me chubacca?"

[FMAkid99]

Play wiht me.....

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY xD

Simon IS a evil game!

[Vickydragon]

that was hilarious, now im stuck watchin this whenever i need a laugh, thats a good thing by the way. im lovin it man

[ZexionOblivion]

O.O this is a really funny vid!!!!!LMAO

[chainxofxmemories]

MAM....ARE YOU MOLESTING ME VIA DRIVE THREW?! abcdefg...i will kill your family

XD I ALMOST DIED AT THE END!!! AXEL WORKING AT BURGER KING!!!! XD

SIMON!!!!!

[RoxasMySockx]

WHOOPER! molest me via drive-throuugh!

no-my-no-my 'a'

[khaoskate]

That was funny dude,

[CharmenAnime]

"ABCDEFG I WOULD KILL YOUR FAMILY"

Loool that was the funniest! I almost died of laughing XD

[xTwilightxAngelx]

u didn't even sync axel's mouth with danes voice

[jeremyluv]

it was funny so shut up!

[SuperMimbles360]

The game Simon sounds like something Axel would play. It's probably how he got good at memorizing stuff, he played Simon!

[lunarookami]

Yes! And that explains why his catch phrase is "Got it memorized?"

[axelfan24]

I can picture Axel on one side of Simon watching Roxas play it. And after The game finished it's pattern, Axel would say "Got it Memorized" and Roxas would feel te pressure and get mad. Lol.

[LunarXLite]

MOM!!!!

the box is talking to me and simon wont stop beeb be bo boop boob dadada AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1

-demonic voice-

help me...

die in 7 turns of simon

[LunarXLite]

laughing is like being tickled and im dying!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUMA NUMA X.X

[SuperMimbles360]

Ah, whopper. I see.

[SuperMimbles360]

Hello, welcome to burger king, pleaz may I take ur order.

*Gianormous Chubacca noise* hehe! Awesome!

[noodleoo69]

that game simon is a bitch XDDDD

[coollexi67]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[coollexi67]

PICKLES!

[starbucks133]

this is fucking awesome! dave cook is the best!

[DaftIdiot]

...WOW...

[TRESiLleGiTAmaT3wIFe]

A B C D E F G, i will kill your family

LMFAO I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!!!!!

[Darlagirl101]

ILL COME UP THERE,MAN ^^ LMAO LOL

[Darlagirl101]

SPEAK LIKE THE DEVIL......WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME MAN, <----- (he's Jamaican)........... FREEDY'S BACK IS KURBY VERSION.....

SIMON KILLS U

[Darlagirl101]

its 2:53 AM and im watching this.....wat r the outcomes....... my hand basiclly BITTEN OFF trying not to laugh so hard... WHOPPER AND A SHAKE.... uhh chewbacca LMAO

[AnimeKitten523]

A-B-C-D-E-F-G I will kill your family!

[FMAkid99]

Dane Cook Speakes the truth about Simon. That game is EVIL!!!

[kagomeblom]

ABCDEFG I will KILL your family!!

[daddyyankeesqueen200]

hahaa The Fucking simon Part is so Ture I hated That game lol It pissed me off lol

[donkeykongfan4]

now that is scary was it still talking in the bonfire what was left of it

[donkeykongfan4]

my friend had a Furby and he said he locked it out of this room and when he woke up there was a whole in his door And the Furby had a fucking chinasaw in this mouth and it said i will kill u bitch he fucking sat it on fire but it was still taling!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[CatNeko13]

Omg!A friend of mine had one and I HATED that thing!He would stare at me and when I walked around the room it was like it was following me!One night I was sleeping over at her house and I was on her floor and I was only asleep for five minutes before I heard "FEED ME!" at the end of her bed.I sat up and there it was!stareing at me!Lets just say the next day there was a big talking bonfire in the middle of her backyard

[LaSpicySpicy]

I had a Furby that was just like that. I hated it and would shove it in the back of my closet. But at night I could hear it's creepy little voice mumbling around in there. If that doesn't give nightmares I don't know what will. . . ."FEED ME!!". . .sooo scary. Traumatizing, in fact. . .

[LaSpicySpicy]

And some pickles.........

[Copperdragon]

Sure its random but I like to listen to this funny shit and look at axel so it all works out:D

[Mudfrog72]

uh...this was funny, but most of the time the characters didn't match up with the comedy....it was like listening to dane cook and just watching a bunch of random clips of axel, it seemed a little random....and not the good kind, but you did better than I could, lol

[alphonsewife4ever]

and the pickles!

[Jess880]

The BK Lounge...lol

[skinnyman17]

You know Dane, the truth hurts, your humor is the truth and it hurts.

[potterlover4243]

I have never laughed harder hahahaha

And at the end Numa Numa my favorite song

Omg lol

[Wystearya]

Wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a while. And I know what he's talking about (I work at a fast food place)! You really don't need to yell when you're ordering anything, unless there's something wrong with your phone.

[SIDeltaSI]

sweet sauce all over my body.

ok mam drive around. some one get some sweet sauce now!! She wants it her way!!!! ROFLMFAO!

[wingnut240]

by the end of this game you were an idiot... its called simon all you had to do was remember lmao

[wingnut240]

couldnt stop laughing the best vid ever

[wingnut240]

love it dane cook as axel = funniest vid in the history of vids

[RedRumSlacker15]

"I'll come up there, man!"

[Renix05]

I have never heard of Dane Cook..BUT HE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! the vid dosen't go with the words but i can so imagine Axel sayin those words!!this is brilliant! i'm watchin more!

[123Lucario]

i love AXEL *-^

[DoomPhoenix13]

"abcdefg i will kill your family",also

"are u tryin to molest me via drive-thru"

lmfao

[boylover116]

awesomeness vid!! i luv it!!

[Mercutiosparx]

mmm chocolate milk

[Ebizz78]

the video has nothing to do with the audio, but its still really funny.

[oreo1090345]

abcdefg...I will kill your family

[AXELnDEMYX]

i like the one with demyx but this is kool to

[tidusizbuff101]

omg ive watched this over and over and im still laughing lol 10/10 dane cook rocks!!

[duststorm10]

boop beep. boop...beep. boopbeepbopbeepbeepboopbopbeep­bopbeepboopbeepbeepboopboopbop­beep..."mom! help me! heeeeeelp!!!" this one's hilarious

[AAAAAAARRRGGGG]

COOOOOOL!! I think Dane cook is really funny!! :)(:

What's the song at the end called?

[FMAkid99]

The evil Speak and Spell

"Play with me!" and "ABCDEFG I will kill your family!

And my favorite evil game....

SIMION.

[antiform0]

abcdefg, i will kill you're family

[HeathelFuss]

Oh god my spleen! Every time at the part where the guy screams at the drive through, it cracks me up, because people do that...they yell at it...that's why I'm deaf. x.x

[Jamaal15]

Really funny. Made my day. 5/5 stars.

Woa, random Numa numa at the end... I was NOT expecting that..