Whose line is it anyway - Pregnancy test Hoedown

[cwongchung]

Dear, YouTube commentors; Drew Carey isn't reading your hoedown,..

Please give up.

[whtfang91]

My girlfriend and I just had a night of lust

We went at it like animals in rut

But the next morning, things got really scary

I learned that my girlfriend was pregnant with Drew Carrey

[rajeevvarma84]

this is the first time i've seen ryan excited about hoedown just look at the way he runs towards the stage !

[Svninja10]

@jennagurl96

doesnt go with the rhythm.

[jennagurl96]

My boyfriend and I made love last night, boy, was it fun

But we didn't use protection and I said what have we done?!

I got a pregnancy test and then sat on the can

...What the hell am I doing, I'm a man!

[crazyei8htsGH5]

@mrsTorrard88 If it's tall, Ryan's the father. If it's bald, Colin's the father. If it's black, Wayne's the father.

[IloveJayfeatherx1000]

lol 

[Dragonvale72]

my cousin came in, just the other day.

She told me she was pregnant, oh that's just great!

I vomited and had a real bad fever.

because she told me the father's Justin Beiber!

[CODmaster6661]

Well I took a pregnancy test just the other day

I knew I wan't a girl but I said what the hey

Well I found out something let me tell you slick

It's harder than you think to pee on that stupid stick

[goatgirl4eva]

@CODmaster6661 you are brilliant hahaha

[CODmaster6661]

@goatgirl4eva Thank you, thank you very much!!!

[Grinder815]

ABC Family,

11pm - 12pm.

AWESOME HOUR !!!

[rudorot65]

Watched this last night on abc family funny as f***

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

This was actually on JUST now...still laughed at Ryan going "Grrr!"

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

Lol at Colin having an echo during his part, and having a bass in the mix, it sounds really good. Wonder why the bass part wasn't kept in with the other hoedowns...

[Yellow4494]

Finally! A hoedown without Drew, lol.

[sjkarren7]

My girlfriend is pregnant it gave me quite a fright, I don't get how i used a condom every night, I guess i just have a very lucky weenie, cause my sperm escaped just like Harry Houdini.

[Crimedog3333]

Before my girl got pregnant we were as careful as can be.

We used the pill and condoms, even an IUD.

When her test said "positive" it really did alarm her.

That baby's gonna come out dressed in very heavy armour.

[fumpsee]

i dont know what happened, i thought was on the pill

it has me so freaked out, my voice is kinda shrill

i dont to give birth stuck in pain and ugly contortions

oh! wait! i think ill go get me an abortion.

[frijamabob1]

omg bunch of annoying comments with their own version of hoedown... lame

[Doctor4077]

@frijamabob1 then dont read them

[frijamabob1]

@Doctor4077 kiss my ass.. pretty lame to sit in front of computer for an hour trying to come up with a smartass comment and lame hoedowns. I support the original not the fakers.

[Doctor4077]

@frijamabob1 again, if it bothers you dont read them. if you think its lame, why are you even reading them?

[frijamabob1]

@Doctor4077 you are right, its useless trying to enlighten morons. I know you can mute sound can you show me how to block the lame hoedowns and your comments? cheers.

[Zerost]

Just last night, I took a pregnancy test.

The results, they weren't quite the best.

Just as soon as I looked to find the father

I realised that I peed on a thermometer.

[paullywog100]

4 people emptied their bowels.

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

I love the bass part!

[ImmortalObscurity]

Ryan's part is the best!

[BurattyIndustries]

My girl peed on a stick to take a test

im so worried my im not at my best

my head is spinning i said oh brother

then Maury came and told me i am not the father

[Gleek215]

I bought a pregnancy test just for me

It turns out I'm having a little baby

I don't know who the father is I don't know what to do

All I know for sure is it sure as hell aint Drew!

[nirvanaandthebeatles]

"baby i am pregnant," I said to my wife

she said "darling husband, go get a life"

i dont know what has made her so mad at me

im guessing that her period still comes regularly!

[datdude131432]

haha, collin doesn't really sing, he just yells. funny stuff

[redheadgirlforever]

i love how ryan empty all my bowells!!!!!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Coming up with an act spontaneously and making it look good is tough enough, but coming up with lines in a song in an instant that makes you laugh your bowels out?

Only these guys can do it! XD

[Yardnoc3103]

my spouse learned that they were pregnant

I kept thinking "oh no they can't"

something made me get curious like a hound

shouldn't this pregnancy thing be the other way around???

[TinyLoca1989]

GRRRR!!!!!!!!

[rshcry24]

I find it hilarious how Ryan gets up out of his chair to get ready for Hoedown.

[vmutopa]

a 1000 points to Ryan! he rocks!!!!!

[KatonNeko]

I really have no idea how I got this way,

I thought I was getting fat but it turns out I'm pregnant, oh HEY!

How did this really happen? I just don't understand!

You wouldn't either cuz' biologically, I'm a MAN!

[Crimedog3333]

When my wife's test turned out positive our hearts were filled with joy.

She said "We're gonna have a daughter", I said, "No, a baby boy".

Little did we know that we would both end up being right.

Today my wife gave birth to a six pound Hermorphadite.

[sprsnc20]

My wife is pregnant, that's why I sing this song

We didn't plan it, but I know what went wrong

We didn't have a condom, we thought it was a drag

But we made do with an old Doritos bag

[PiecesofEternity]

I just found out I'm pregnant and I don't know what to do,

My fam'ly doesn't know yet; they haven't got a clue,

When they ask me, 'Who could the father be?'

How am I to tell them that it's Colin Mocherie?

[gobowlingdano]

my girlfriend loves me yes she really is the bomb

she walked up to me and told me she was a new mom

the test was positive and she began to wallow

i said sorry baby, guess ya shoulda swallowed.

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

Yesterday my girl told me she took the pregnancy test

I shouted for joy, ill be a daddy like the rest

She told me it was negative, how can this be "You must be shooting blanks" thats what she said to me

[Haggart9]

my girlfriend told me i'm gonna be a dad

the news didn't make me happy, it made me sad

i asked her the question, how can this be

how am i a future dad when ive had a vasectomy.

[Muuzishan]

@Haggart9 hahaha lol

[rktguy]

i think ryan broke drew with his verse XD

[RazzleSnazzle1]

Sounds great with guitar, right?

[jaywilliams3]

I took a pregnancy test the other day

when it came out negative i shouted"HERAY!"

But i must explain i'm only a kid

what would my dad say if it came out positive?! :(

[MagicOfficial]

This is why rapper Lil' Wayne had no father.  Wayne from whose line was his father and abandoned him.

[SDVR007]

My girlfriend found out she was pregnant just the other night

When she found out that she would have a kid she was filled with hate and fright

And I think it's mine because after I showed up an hour after our date

She looked at me with an icy stare and said, "Guess who else is late?"

[LilyG95]

Oh god I love Colin

[mousstard]

I'm goin' be a father, I feel really good.

My boys can swim, I'm in a good mood.

I just found out I'm having QUINTUPLETS?!

(Faint)

[lucyrickyalex]

I took a pregnancy test just for shiggles,

When it came back positive I just had to giggle!

Something told me that this can not be right,

Mainly because, hey, I'M A GUY!

[MrZeroZan]

Wonder if that last one Ryan did is because Keith never lets him use the restroom during filming. . .

[poblo234]

I was using a pregnancy test like it was a toy

I got confused when it came back positive because I'm a boy

[ShutterBAM]

My parents always tell me not to have sex

They didn't know what to say when I showed them my pregnancy test

They asked who's the father, and I told them get a grip

Because my test had come out negative

[Mattcrowley2a]

Drew may love hoedowns, but everyone else (including me) HATES such!

[ChampionDriver01]

Who came up with the idea of a PREGNANCY TEST HOEDOWN? That is an act from above!

[13brandijae]

imma girl and the only one that is funny is the last one

[brennadancer457]

@13brandijae Ikr!

[ojycdf]

isnt that guy from true jackson

[LPSLovingGirl12]

@ojycdf yeah it is..

[JackiePanda101]

@ojycdf dang it is him....

[DickSimmons2]

i love that collin has an echo for his hoedowns

[Thejoker1000002]

lol ryan emptied his bowls :o

[23xPafikkkxxx]

once i went to chemist i bought pregnancy test

all the fears and nerves overwhelmed my chest

i don't know whose the father, which man of mine

but i don't care 'cause i slep with all men on whose line

[wuzzy41123]

I had a pregnancy test just the other day

when I saw the test strip I said hurray

When I told my husband he did not look content

he said that can't be true because I'm impo- tent

[pyrodemon598]

my wifes test was positive o i was screwed,

im gonna lose my money o that is true,

o shes breakin my dick now o o she thinks shes slick,

even though it wasnt me it was CHIP!!!

IT WAS CHIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJAA21]

My wife has never used a pregnancy test

We try every night and I do my best

U might think I'm lucky cuz I frequently get some

But u should see her face when I can't make her cum :(

Haha peace

[mcnazzza]

my test said positive

but i wasnt enough

so i took another one just for good look

when the boy came out my husbands face was a sight

for you see my baby wasn't white

[hevblade]

drew looks like hes gonna have a heart attack haha

[Heim05]

I acted happy as I took the test

But to you I must confess

If pink appears upon the stick

I'm going to ripe off my boyfriend's dick

[hyperactive27]

lmao why have i never seen this one before!? this is great!

[essenceofcool]

wow, a hoedown with guitar (or bass?) this time. Nice

[Singsonggirl]

5000 points to Greg for including immaculate conception in a hoedown!

[prdfmc]

Always funny when Drew falls sideways laughing.

[DDRUTOU]

Yeah, I remember this one. Ryan!!!! i wonder if he really did. I made that same noise he did and I ending up farting

[NVgoldrush12]

i love that Ryan ends these.... lmao hilarious

[reckchord]

I swear, Colin is the king of bad puns. Friggin' hilarious.

[SourExplosion]

Lyrics: Greg: Hey, I got a girlfriend, you know her name is Ruth. The reason that I love her is she always tells the truth. We have not made love, not once, since our inception. But now she's pregnant, she tells me it's immaculate conception! Wayne: I had this girlie, yes, she was the best. Because she caused me, yes, a lot of stress. She drove me crazy, and drove me insane. She showed me a little strip and said "Here's a little Wayne."

[SourExplosion]

Colin:

I took a pregnancy test, it really was a topper.

Because it took place upon a helicopter.

My girlfriend, she went the full term,

and all because the whirly bird got the sperm.

Ryan:

My girlfriend is pregnant, I just heard from her.

Thinking about it, it just makes me go "Grr!"

Someone makes me nervous, someone bring me towels,

'cause when I just went "Grr," I emptied all my bowels.

[RyanMauger]

My girlfriend said that she was pregnant, and you should've seen my face

I usually can figure out how this type of thing took place

But it's hard for me to understand in this particular instance

For the last two years our relationship has been long distance

[AllWalksofLife]

well i peed on a tab today, it turned all colors of the spectrum

i thought it was faulty so i stuck it up my rectum

well i found out that wasnt the thing to do

when the very next i saw two rainbows in my poo

hahah.

[oatmealkillz]

"Emptied all my bowels"

LMAO

[mrsTorrard88]

i took a pregnancy test just the other day

i looked at the blue strip and didn´t know what to say

thinking about my affairs drove me insane

cause the father is either Ryan, Colin or Wayne

[sugarhigh10]

@mrsTorrard88 Mega thumbs up for that one!

[brennadancer457]

@mrsTorrard88 haha

[Cavillier1970]

@mrsTorrard88 ROFLMAO I love yours.

[l4nc0r]

@mrsTorrard88 stick it to colin :D

[xacto202]

@mrsTorrard88 Ryan, Colin, or Wayyyyyyyyne

[ranma150]

compared to most that people come up with this is not bad

[Goddessdaughter]

Lol if you sing this in the rthym that Colin usually does then it fits well :P

[reallyradx3]

its an improv show which means they improvise, which means no it is not rehearsed.

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

Some of it is, but only on rare occasions where they have to stop and start over. So that's why some are so good, on some occasions, and others are a little choppy. Although most of it is on the spot, as you said.

[kgr003]

it's not rehearsed, but they sometimes give it a few takes.

[westofthegarden]

Greg has a very classy older style of comedy, a uk derivitive. I like it, very unique

[fakeknife87]

Ryan's rant is the best! I just could not stop laughing!

[genkainai04]

It's so amazing how Ryan hates the Hoedowns. :)) He's actually pretty good, if not, the best at them!

[bombasticfantastic32]

@genkainai04 he's aalright, but Colin is just beaast at them :D

[muzikactioncomedy]

@genkainai04 Ryan IS the best in the hoedowns..!

[LeJisemika]

@genkainai04 Actually Colin said he use to get real anxiety with the hoedowns.

[StallionofFire]

@genkainai04 He kinda has to be, if only in self defense. If they keep screwing up, they have to keep doing Hoedowns.

[Marictdude]

@genkainai04

Remember though that he goes last. So he has the most time to make a good ryhm. They probobly put him in the back because he's not the best.

[Dragon4eva]

@Marictdude ever heard about saving the best for last?

[edr7jdgh]

notic how... its all guys! rofl!!!!

[ipancool]

They all look so excited at the beginning! Except for colin.

[m4dm3th0d]

colin was yelling so loud there were echoes!!!

[MegaSaralicious]

GRRRRRRRR  nuff said

[jlcosgrove2009]

ryan looks so sinister!

[Potatosaladgirl]

Why is it only their girlfriends getting pregnant, not wives? Something seems a little off here....

[italiangirl62]

so true lmao

[HHOLLYYY]

The whirlybird gets the sperm :P

[AcidTrip10]

maybe you should get your head outta your ass

[tricky4449]

When Ryan does his verse he always looks totally pissed off! But his verses are great!

[TheVintageFiend]

He hates them with a passion.

[ShantellMarie45]

lol its cause he hates hoedowns

check the bloopers its funny

[bladesandswords]

my girl, she is sweet, i love her the best

but there is one thing that pulls her from the rest

when i come home she have something to tell

she said she was pregnant and i said" What the He(_(_?

[softball123456789123]

i love ryans hoedown on that one

[buckeyebabe14]

Haha, I love how Colin always makes puns...and theyre good, too!

[ohohothisrocks]

they are all so hyper when its time to sing hoedown

[cenasucks911]

why does drew always say that hoedown is everybodys favorite game

[khkthug]

cause ryan and maybe some others do not like it

[Laurie2332]

I think that it is because it is one of the audience's favourites. I know it is one of my favourite games!

[genkainai04]

Sarcasm.

[boo647]

Ryan hates this game the most out of all the players yet he is the first one up! :P

[eddieveck]

i went grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[penelopeew]

Ryan always looks sooooo serious when hes singing in a hoedown!! he's hilarious, i love him!

[Ih8mycamera]

You can hear the echo in Colins Verse

[nexttaylorswift]

all my sisters got pregnant within three years

my parents were so worried about me it brought tears

i tried to reassure them that it would all be fine

i promised i wasn't pregnant, i mean, i was only nine!!

[TheRockToph4]

is this a rhyme or is a repeat of one of the sontestants (ryan,colin etc)? cause if it's yours it's good!

[nexttaylorswift]

ya it's really mine, thanks!

[unkown0123456789]

in Colins he starts by saying that he took a pregnancy test, then he starts to talk about his girlfriend?

so it sounds like he starting out as a girl then ending as a boy in his hoedown....

[RemusLupo]

no he meant ....together...like when ppl say WE'RE pregnant

[AUswunga]

Best i could think of :)

I prefer to not wrap up my tool,

Yet it makes me feel like such a fool.

Because having a Kid is my biggest fear,

So next time im gonna aim for her rear!

[Beckiesrepublic123]

I no Ryans hates it but damn hes funny

I have this hoedown on my phone

[skullsamurai]

ryan hates hoedowns but hes actually the best at it

[zippythewildone]

Ryan's pretty good, but I think that's partly because he always takes the end of the line, so he gets the most time to think up something clever.

[jambajuiceguy]

ive told this to my daughter, theres no room for mistake. if she ends up pregnant, thats one thing i cant take. so when she told me lately, that i'll be a grand daddy, i wont accept her baby, unless its made by Drew Carey.

[nexttaylorswift]

... that doesnt even rhyme...

[patmon1293]

1:43

[patmon1293]

you're funny!

[bumfights15]

i just love who's line is it anyway

[Dragoon1809]

My wife just take a pregnancy test

I wished her luck and hoped for the best

when I got the results back from wife

I freaked out and ran for my life.

[tarjala9]

no need to be over drmatic

[musicalemogal]

i ove the black guy wahts his name.......?

[HSMblows]

Tyrone ;)

[Dasol]

wayne brady

[musicalemogal]

THANKS

[nexttaylorswift]

wayne

[Kickinuaroun]

ryan and colin always the best!

[ud106c]

ryan hates hoedowns, yet he's amazing at them

[killieboy93]

the pregnancy test is a strange phenomenon

a thing that i have long contemplated on

it has always made me wonder, it makes my brain tick

how can a girl know she's pregnant just from peeing on a stick?

[tarjala9]

ask an adult if u r then ur dumb as u can be

[killieboy93]

it was meant to be a funny joke. but thanks for the criticism...asshole

[Bumble493]

LOL

[UltimateSmashers]

Omg! I almost started crying when Ryan went GRRR Too....FUNNY! xDD

[rifall]

I hate to say this

but i think that a kid

is growing inside my wife

heaven forbid

The test came out positive

strange that it's so soon,

how can she be pregnant

when we sleep in separate rooms.

[briontube]

that would've been a good 1! lol

[Juno83]

lol