Gmail Motion: Movement Specialist

[123rustyd]

yeah this one had me at first

[nabeel1127]

Lmao.. I wish Google could advertise Android the way they do these little sketches.

[TheJbanto]

someone please tell me this is a joke...

[breezym980]

@TheJbanto it is its one of googles april fools jokes

[VandaFonu]

Google People really have col language skills, she can deliver well.

[DustinTROM]

We are graspers and killers. That's it.

[MrGameboy0895]

Why not just develop voice-to-text technology instead? I think that's very natural.

[BlairWoodscraft]

hahahahha april fool!!!

[purgarus]

lmao "graspers" "killers" and umm....yeah thats it xD

[LovegoodSpirit]

All hail Bob Harland

[k9lovr]

im gonna look like a freak emailino my boyfriend in a public library ... ;)

[Inszz]

And now our bodies are evolving to do other particular things.

That last sentence was pretty sweet though.

[noahmarkbitney]

I love how she Is so serious looking the whole time!!!

[bagpiper2k]

the guy looks like he's guiding a plain in..lol

[Nocturne9fk]

Are people actually taking this seriously?

[angied868]

@Nocturne9fk i was...now i feel stupid knowing it was all an april fools joke... [:(

[Nocturne9fk]

@angied868

No need to feel stupid. I think it just indicates that they did a really good job of making it seems real.

[empeax]

"Our bodies did not evolve to sit at the desk." -- Oh yes, of course. Thank you for brining up such a brilliant remark great environmental movement specialist.

[websuspect]

Someday this will be as big as Melinda gates worldwide networking product Microsoft bob. WTG loosers.

[empeax]

@websuspect Answer me this, do you see yourself licking two fingers to send an e-mail somewhere in the next 100 years ? I prefer saying "send" rather then doing that.

[websuspect]

@empeax WEll lets reverse the question. Do you see yourself getting a computer chip implanted in your brain and licking a crack whores as somewhere in the next 100 years. This product could work if they had anyone but a brain dead professor implementing it.

[empeax]

@websuspect Son, chips already save lives as we speak. This is solving a problem with a problem. Get that ?

[Stolemyusename]

You know, forget about the joke, this might be just a good idea, lets develope it, XD

[VonManavis]

I find this too much. Imagine someone wanting to send an emergency email...and I am no killer :P

[YellowNovaCO]

I do like her finishing sentence. Bend technology to our will and not the other way around... But still seriously... I am NOT going to send an email like THAT

[VertigoWombat]

@YellowNovaCO

*sigh*

It isn't real.

[YellowNovaCO]

@VertigoWombat

Yeah luckily! I feel like dodging a bullet, could you imagine this crazy shit? :D

[YellowNovaCO]

@VertigoWombat

Yeah luckily!! I feel like dodging a bullet, could you imagine this crazy shit? Good april fools joke, still effective after the date 1 April and I had a good laugh.

[36biohazard]

@YellowNovaCO You have been fooled, and it's april.

[YellowNovaCO]

@36biohazard

Yeah I know now! I received dozen of mails of Youtubers saying it was an April fools joke.

It is a good one though, it keeps on fooling people after the actual date 1 April :D

[kwakyy90]

"we are killers" lol

[macbeasty]

I worked for google. It's not the greatest place to work. Free food...yes. Free massages...yes. Good pay...hell no, and nothing but 80 hour work weeks.

[persia1001]

lmao, this was the best april fools!! lool

[rspatrikozors]

oh my fucking god aprils fools... looooooooooooooooooooool

[abtauatea2]

Hi Lorraine and hello!

Nice to meet you here

[hazelnut4991]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[hajajo]

APRIL FOOLS!



[abtauatea2]

@hajajo 

[zulfikarhakim]

last year Google talk about google translate for animals. And at that time i was fooled. Grao

[coijoi]

nice♥

[HappyKmore]

Lorraine Klayman, you're fired....you forgot to say "April Fools!"

[jackrakino]

she soo insults modern technology 

[Fenicksss]

"We are graspers, we are killers..." hahahaha.... sounds pretty real to me.

[drake1636]

that's why you play starcraft, it involves lots of gesticulating

[MarJoTV]

lol

[srivatsan1101]

I don't like to dance to send my mail... LOL...

[DrinkElectrolytes]

"Moving our bodies to interact with our cars" OMG LOL! Can you say, "Accidents Galore?"

[atthespeckofdawn]

FUCK YOU GOOGLE

I am NOT enabling s.ytimg

to access my microphone and camera!

this annoying message keeps

popping up on EVERY youtube video

[23prot]

@atthespeckofdawn well, even if you deserve, you can't have it, simply because it's an april fool.... :D

[Chagalf]

1:30 is also a good place to pause.

[jeromebryssinck]

This is hilarious! Can't stop laughing. Really

[LogenKeller]

They really made the web!

[lilsoc523]

Haha this is hilarious! Did you notice that they made it look like an apple comercial by having the black words on white?

[learnpoise]

Would love to see the use of ASL (American Sign Language) used instead of typing words!!

[crazy1be]

@Animactus: Actually, they made 4. They also made one for a Google auto-completer :D

[newbies2003]

This is the stupidest technology I have ever hear of IMO but who knows, it might be the next best thing ever created.

[999nica]

are u serious?!

[SmartmanChris]

Get with Google's Gmail exercise program but watch out that you don't accidentally create your resignation letter and email it to your boss who might then become your grasper and killer.

[EcoPaintSpecialists1]

Appropriate video response~ /watch?v=DpuTXhFqmRE

[SharpFinale]

yes i definately evolved to kill:/

[Zifflin]

this is such a pointless 'product'

amazing that they can't find something more meaningful to spend their money on

[NwofilmsNESS]

@Zifflin APRIL FOOLS!

[GetGoing9988]

gmail motion may not be for real, but what she says is so true!... we're spending so much time at the computer, but still were sitting there like degenerated beings. humans were not supposed to sit in all the same position all day long. :/

i want gmail motion ... just in COOL. :D

[maktry]

now trafic policemen can write mail too :D

[ArjobMukherjee]

Oh my god. I really fell for it.

ha ha ha ha

[skater2thebone]

Looool best April fools joke EVER, I'd look amazing jumping up and down in an airport in front of my laptop screen. :)

[VictorDeoSmart]

watch?v=FNTHe6DQHE4

[BoredomIsFail]

Press 6 and 7 rapidly.

[Davidstuts575]

We are killers? Ok.....freak...

[rspk25]

fuck you

[toob95]

Press down '9' and see an angry invisible melon saleswoman.

[bomberfun1]

screw google, i can do better in my basement

[minidrapes3713]

they should have made it legit but made it so you have to do really random and retarded things to do simple procedures.

[tathagata033]

lol...man so much of hope after watching this video.

[Canadiandude2kool4U]

Seems legit.

[SteveSpieldberg360]

They should've screen captured people who clicked on "Try Google Motion" and post up a compilation of recordings of people who actually tried it... that would have been hilarious to watch xD

[Delman150]

holy sheet rock dood when dis commin out, good job google i want to do that weird ass movement for steak dinner too!

[JesusPaid4You]

TRUST IN JESUS AND BE SAVED! CALL UPON JESUS AND BELIEVE ON HIM!

[ERNESERNES]

man gmail motion would actually suck!!

i would get tired like in 2 minutes, id rather use the mouse in my nice sofa

[321beth321]

HAHAHAHAHA! pause, press 9, then play the vid, press nine for a long time

LMAO

[The0chabo]

Every fucking sec of this video is epic face XD!!!!

[Fun3DS]

0:31 "We're graspers, we're killers..."

[ScottAndrewOnline]

I can't wait for Gmail Motion!

[sunshinemakesuhappy]

@ScottAndrewOnline lol its an april fool joke LOOLLLLLLLLLL

[tb0102able]

this is out of mind...

[Zrowny]

@itdoesntmattersowhat 1:25 is better

[jorge10928]

I like that Google goes all out just for a joke.

[Zrowny]

I so wish i worked for Google.

[w1ldyovvnz]

Id prefer to look stupid talking to a computer rather then moving you hands and knees around infront of a computer.

[hersheys582]

I couldn't keep a straight face like that...

[jotyod]

Demo guy needs a partner...they could go door to door for the Mormons.

[spartan11333]

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Givehead2boys]

you're a douche for this. lmbo good one tho

[abksharma]

the demo person looks like some slaps him every morning for last 5 years...

[CanadaKill]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot.

Thumbs up to keep at top

[Rawr5649]

@CanadaKill go fuck yourself douche bag.

[CLEETISandCLOCK]

GRABBERS. KILLERS.

[RREDDELL]

LMAO I love Google... This ROCKS!

[sam14878]

@RREDDELL its an april fools joke :I, it doesnt actually exist.

[RREDDELL]

@sam14878 What?? NO WAY... Are you serious? Can't be... I mean.. Why would Nevada Polytechnic College, that is one of the top Polytechnic schools in the world allow this specialist to talk for??

;) Some people live a boring life...

[asperger1981]

we hope

[kaloyster]

I lol'd at "side garage" gesture :D

[xxxxxxxxxxvxxxxxxxxx]

This is almost as stupid as playing video games by jumping around and actually doing these motions, instead of comfortably sitting down and simply clicking away at a game controller.

I mean, what kind of idiot would actually play video games in such a manner?

[damandatwin]

@xxxxxxxxxxvxxxxxxxxx Nobody, including Google. Get it?

[christinalewis218]

Laugh about it now -- that crap is gonna be real in 10 years, if not less.

[ligyro]

Thumbs up if you thought this was an april fools joke at first

[forreforre]

@ligyro and then realized that it actually was an april fools joke?

[LearnArabicTV]

Instead, why don't you perfect voice to text.

[Jace14Skalicky]

go to the website it says april fools haha

[Hayaserforeveer]

good one SCHMoogle

[ReflexSight]

This is pure gold. Legimatized bullshit ftw

[viva0la0life]

Haha the Nevada Polytehnic College doesn't exist! :D... guess how I figured it out? GOOGLE!

[sajidmajeed313]

Is it possiblee...if yes it ll make dance practice to the userss...:) Nice One...



[QuantumStates]

haaaaahahaha this is hilarious.

[greenday2themax]

What? Google made a few videos for an April Fools joke and they fail...uploaded on the 30th. Haha

It is a joke right?

[mrdeleted]

@greenday2themax Of course, but I believe they left them private till the 1st...

[DevilzNinjaz]

i'm not dancing to send an email

[cos367]

good one i really thought this was real

[cos367]

good one i really thought this was real

[LinnDani]

LOL

[jasprer]

she talks with gestures....of course she wants this. lol while I was typing this I was break dancing.

[caesiume]

She actually makes some good points.

[ToXxXikCommentary]

Was that an Australian flag @ 0:23 ? W00T

[Animactus]

Google is legit, they made 3 whole videos for april fools!

[oogabubchub]

@Animactus They actually made 4 - the Autocompleter one

[Animactus]

@oogabubchub Even better!

[Gengsta88]

@Animactus its in evry fucking vid. just try it

[alamanatu]

@Animactus they had another one too type in "chromercise" in the youtube search box

[RyanSufc1997]

@Animactus *4

[munchluxe63]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't want to look like a weirdo dancing in front of my computer.

[pezzmania]

Only 21k views and this is the best of the three videos

[warblepenguin]

11 people are amputees

[MetaltManiac]

@warblepenguin Hahahahahaha! brillant comment

[ToastyEggoWaffles]

I have the same name as the person the guys sending the message to!:) yes I'd like some steak

[ToastyEggoWaffles]

We are graspers and killers! What a great statement lol so wrong so very very wrong

[Usedforcommenting2]

UGRT makes me think of Yogurt.

[tekmrs]

google is such a win today.

[itdoesntmattersowhat]

1:24 is a good place to pause .

[bonasi678]

@itdoesntmattersowhat what is on it i dont see any thing weird

[ReacTzzz]

@itdoesntmattersowhat lol

[321beth321]

@itdoesntmattersowhat LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH!! i cant really breath too.. much.. laughing..

[gkclan]

@itdoesntmattersowhat 1:14 troll-face !

[jetpaq]

classic!!

[jtb3797]

is she trying to reach out and grab my moobs?



[ILikeMUUD]

And now you can become a professional mover!!!!

[samhess77]

Universal Gesture Recognition Technology

(UGRT) yogurt?

someone was obviously hungry at google...

[Granitelion]

THESE ARE ALL SECRET freeMASON symbol movements!! Don't Listen to google,. !

[nalgaface123456789]

that is so true what that lady said about energy flow and us not being built for that

i cant wait until other sites start using stuff like this

like facebook

[thesickwalnut]

This is the only thing that fooled me today. I feel so stupid. But then again, some kid fell for this "I'm moving in with you" thing. I don't even know where he lives.

[alvarenga2007]

I know this is a joke but it would be awesome if i could use sign language to write an email!!!

[wildreams]

This is what Kinect is for.

[chickentenderful]

@wildreams thats what the playstation eye is for :P

[tactIKILLassassin]

how do you motion porn?

[alvarenga2007]

@tactIKILLassassin U already know!

[blue03r6]

I want someone to deliver my mail for me to a box outside my door. that would be sweet.

[papalolita]

Killer = Hunter

Grasper = Gatherer

She is right.

Anyway, I can foresee this technology becoming reality before the end of this decade. Of course, in a less exaggerated form. But the basic idea of a contactless user input interface involving more parts of your body is very plausible.

[supersmaster]

so salsa dance will write the steps?

[chrismofer]

why did this say 5 views in the thumbnail

lol

[g0gurtX]

@chrismofer lol ik i saw it 2

[idkmybffjv]

"Killers" ruined it.

[thelegendarypaki]

April Fools? nice one Google!

[Snugglypatchvids]

im a killer :')

[yojoono]

April fools

[KesoDia]

firs-fuck

[DeadlyDefoe]

this is stupid.

my reason why: because i have to stand up and wave all my hands about just to send an email. and i sometimes i send emails because i cant go to school due to illnesses so imagine u have twisted your ankle so now what do you do? jump around like a idiot just to send a email.

[Rcrby525]

@DeadlyDefoe it's an april fools joke, idiot.

[2damax010101]

@Rcrby525

it's called sarcasm, idoit.

[papavalium]

@DeadlyDefoe LOL......Laughing at You

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