Ask A Ninja - Question 18 "Minjas"

[KayKayCookieMonster]

now i have a fear of minjas for the rest of the semester :(

[PhilDaTapper99]

American ninja?

[StoicObserverS]

ningits!! BUAHAHAHAHAHA

[danielfochtman]

It'll hit you in the neck and then, they'll punch you in the face.

[mcstudly100]

now i have to live in fear on minjas killing me when i want to chew some gum

[cooldude13k13]

ER....SOMEONE SHOW ME A WAY TO SKIP A GRADE

[cooldude13k13]

*gulp* i am an 8th grader

[waxking21]

@Hniisan your not lucky at all, freshmen

[Kingy2143]

How do you survive a ninja ambush?

[mcstudly100]

@Kingy2143 you don't

[SirGabriel2076]

I portrayed the Linux mascot as a minja once. I also portrayed Diddy Kong as a special agent on the side. They may not be stealthy assassins, but they are cute assassins! Being cute makes you persuasive and decisive. Why else do you think Microsoft's best men, being the Red and Blue teams, fight each other?

[TheGforcejedi]

Arg I'm in 8th!

[rockstar88ify]

NO IM IN 7TH GRADE NEXT YEAR I'LL BE KILLED

[TWONG2010]

pretty sure the question at the end referred to the movie snakes on a plane lol stupid ninja :P

[massiveslayer46]

It was not fun, not fun at all

[MasterSamurai]

My friend got beat to death by his own arms. It was not fun.

[336kgf]

@MasterSamurai I hate when that happens.

[MattyRoss93]

i can fit into a tic tac pack. get on my level minjas

[TheRuth101]

What is a giant ninja? A ginga?

[Calmos333]

@TheRuth101 I think they're called Niants, actually.

[hankandtricky]

@TheRuth101 ROFL

[Tayjar88]

Are there different kinds of ninjas

[336kgf]

What do ninja do for food? Why do I never see a ninja at the grocery store? These questions make me think.

[autobotaimer]

@336kgf they are very good questions I always check the convex mirrors that my grocery store has in the corners to see if they quickly grab something from the shelf

[336kgf]

@autobotaimer Yeah, it's aggravating to see that one package of crackers that you really crave and you turn around for five seconds and it's gone. Those darn ninjas get all of the cool stuff.

[autobotaimer]

@336kgf they are quick I'll give them that, to the ninjas, but minjas are lighting speed those crackers is gone under a second

[336kgf]

@autobotaimer No wonder I can never find the stuff I want to find. The minjas take them all. They are like the underwear gnomes from South Park.

[livingRPG]

I love this stuff... oh, & his book rocks

[Deathbull1]

What is the strongest ninja? Minja or you?

[skippygirl959]

as ninja, what do you do if you are approched by fruit? lol

[dragonicemperor]

do the ninja come out in public?

do the ninja moves are made from real ninja?

[LawsonMovies]

im sad to be an 8th grader now... :(

[ShellyisBeastly]

"The real problem is, is that their just so cute, you wanna pick them up!" <3

[IsurvivedAntiochCA]

The Minjas look forward to killing you "shortly"! Heh see what i did there with the play on words so....clever....*sigh*.

[cuyboya]

Ninja

[leopold621]

Those Minjas realy reminds me of my (cartoon) kitten. Small, but very DEADLY!

[infamousgrosso]

Great... I'm an 8th grader... NINJA

[teentitansrock88]

FUCK YOU 8TH GRADERS!!! long live 10th graders!!!!!!

[gatsu08106]

or a new annoying song at the end!  lol

[sweetawesomenessmoi]

they're like urinal cakes, they are little, but very powerful!

[TheManInTheWhiteHood]

'MINJas, they are DOWN THERE and they are deadly' XD Just like my girlfriend....

[kkonrad613]

I luv ask a nimja

[llamawitharocketship]

Do they my an 8th Grade in Minja school?

[brokenbones199]

YES, still funny even 5 years later

[VORTH3AS]

i sent a minja out to get my enemy



[XShelbsterrX]

I'm in 8th grade and i have a minja in my class xD Our teacher showed us this in class and voted him to be the minja.

[tifforo1]

If some jerk of a prosecutor get really, REALLY bored, they could try to charge this guy with making a death threat at the end of every video.

Of course, they would have to find a ninja cop in order to have a chance of arresting him.

[bilal086]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY YOU DONT BELONG YOUTUBE ** WATCH MY VIIDEO BILLY B BAKER - SPEEDIN ***

[GodzillaX8]

Why is Strong Bad dressed like a ninja?

[snowy0121]

this is so funny

[deatheye11]

My name is Minja......... xD

[randomfreakgirl]

I laugh at all your vids u r hilarious

[TheBlackLotus18]

can a ninja kill a jedi?

[airsoftM4G18allthewa]

@TheBlackLotus18 only on weekdays

[YueSapphire]

crap....... im a year 8 O_O

[EflZyrax]

this is not fun. XD

[DontExpectMeToListen]

What happens when ninjas eat too many fejioas?

[squaresoft6]

..THIS..is not fun.

[dymytriye]

Minja means "pussy" in gypsy language

[videolovernr1]

fuck... and I thought 8th grade sucked already...

[gentlexxxTUNE]

can pokemon can become a ninja

[GLaDOS84]

@gentlexxxTUNE Ninjask. That is all.

[anderawesome]

I call him out to a ninja battle

[blueninja987654321]

ummm... i might be wrong but isnt snakes on a plane a movie???

[A96etch]

crap im in 8th grade

[cowgirlbebop1312]

He should have said "Thier like yoda!"

[emilymichellenelson]

Hey, I liked the first Ewok song! . . . but I'll agree that the new song is annoying.

[conor8262TV]

sweet

[Pokemonlake2000]

i love your videos they are hilarious

[goodbatman]

mini ninjas :D

[Hniisan]

Lucky me, I'm a 9th grader!

[7monkeyman8]

@Hniisan Wow gee. You're so old!

[Tacotbird]

Snakes on a Cessna 152: very bad situation.

[brawlboy3285]

I am now wondering if Mini Ninjas are Minjas...

[jakepaglia]

Apparently 199 people got beat to death by their own arms.

[miniman649]

It's little ninja!

[PaigeEatsJoo]

I find that 8th grader comment offensive.

Be careful or I'll sic my Canadian ninja friend on you. You do NOT want to mess with her.

[pillok91]

@PaigeEatsJoo y is she a minja

[PaigeEatsJoo]

@pillok91 No, just the regular short ninja, but still deadly.

[laurenbellinghamx]

"minja's...they are done there and they are deadly"

am i the only one that see's the inuendo?!?!?!

[500120]

I watched this first when i was an 8th grader, and was scared. Now that im a 10th, im releived seeing it again.

[VenusNemiDoom]

199 midgets disliked this vid.

[LegendaryStory]

haha Punny

[megaflyduck]

o no the minjas r after me!

[shmoopythelumberjack]

NO BABY! they are doing some top shelf killing!

[TaBaoHoBa]

The problem is- they are darn cute! Yuo just wanna pick them up! Never pick up a minja!! OMG :D:D:D

[TaBaoHoBa]

The problem is- they are darn cute! Yuo just wanna pick them up! Never pick up a minja!! OMG :D:D:D

[dangnewintrinh]

does that mean you cant jump on a shuriken that you threw

[Pinpoint3621]

omg i have been calling this kid in my church a minja for the last few years and i never knew their were actual minjas

[MsAnimechik]

im an 8th grader and we dont talk trash *minja appears* HOLY SH**!!!!

[oblivionwalthroughs9]

"They are down there and they are deadly." That's what the ninja said!

[sharpshootershow]

ask a ninja was the first video i watched on youtube back in 2006 5 years later i am still watching

[SymonDillDave]

fuck off with the top rated comments ruining jokes from the video :|

[Heavylight17]

I can always trust these videos to make my day.

[wenomz97]

Minjas? You meen Gnome Rouges from WoW

[TheDnb74]

@wenomz97 no he means minjas

[Boozebegood]

this is not fun....

this is not fun..

lol

[KelanDWood]

I miss this theme song bring it back

[princessemerald14]

My high school grade 8's are second years and there are five years in my high school...and I'm in grade 8. -.-

[hootieandblowfish]

hah! my friend is a "minja" :p

[gijoe529440]

They jump on the very shuriken that they threw. it'll like hit you in the neck and then thell puch you in the face LMAO

[EageyEntertainment]

197 people have NO sence of humor.

[thelittlestnightmare]

I <3 EWOKS.

[LOLcatzatyahood0tcom]

@Turuu214 SHH!! KEEP IT A SECRET!! We dont want noobs joining our game...

[billzaninja]

a ninja is a jappanese assassin

[xochequetsal]

@billzaninja they were actually farmers who revolted against the Lord of their land. They pretty much trained themselves and kunai were actually digging tools before they decided to sharpen them and stab people with them. Fun story...

[billzaninja]

minjas are small but deadly

[myredstratocaster]

I am an eighth grader... and it is not true. At our school, we have the worst sixth graders, and those things are scary. Way Scarier than a ninja. They think they are better than you, and are just bullies. All of them.

[movementking]

@myredstratocaster  Im in sixth grade and im very sorry about that the eighth graders at my school must be luckey

[mandabxtchess]

Is this leos uncle ?

[masterdawg420]

would you battle me? If so prepare to die in the most scrutenious way! Ninja Vanish! -throws a smoke pellet on floor and vanishes-

[masterdawg420]

Info need by the (RedX) Clan

[masterdawg420]

What happens when a ninja meets an enemy ninja?

[southerngirl1608]

I am a midget!!!! and i am known as midget ninja at work (my name tag even says so)! that makes me a MINJA!

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[NovemberNinja]

@CJB08291990 GET OFF YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW!!!!! Jk

[thegreatninjaman]

@CJB08291990 yea.... what is a ninja, never heaerd of one

[VowelsAreOverrated]

NO!!!

[scottieman2]

Are there any new episodes?

[FrenchToastAwsome]

LMAO. I'm an 8th grader. XD

[RushfallClothing]

HAWAIIAN PARKOUR - MY CHANNEL

[monro12]

its like they throw the shurriken then jump on the very same shurriken they threw and then you get stabbed and punched in the face at the same time.

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arkadnik1]

1 time u must ask ninja obout my video *ninja obout wu* :P

its must be make u ninja **** 10 minets

p.s - revolution

[TheDevilvergil]

he is noob saibot

[turuu214]

Kennen? is minja lolol

[psychostefannie]

This is not fun, this is not fun, this... is... not... fun

[mesner5]

Hey, not all 8th graders are like that, like me. Anyway, awesome video, i love ur episodes. :D

[TheCattyKid]

like they'll throw a shurriken and then they'll jump on top of the very shurriken that they threw; it'll like hit cha in the neck and then they'll puch ya in the face

[TheCattyKid]

it looks a lot like the Ewok battle in return of the Jedi except...its doesnt have an annoying song at the end; or a NEW annoying song

[funnyman102896]

@Silverbullet89 etc is wrong he carries everyones ass in his suit that he killed

[FrancheskaArroyo]

This is hilarious

[guydatpwnz]

but a minja is gonna punch into just one capalary...

I know this because I was a survivor it is not fun

XD Wait what!?!?!

[l1wolf]

this is not fun..this is not fun...this is not fun! LOL

[recon123546]

8th gradfers are top of a 3 year school

[animeboylives]

@recon123546 In Canada its, Kindergarden-6, 7-8, 9-12

[birdyme1]

@animeboylives

It's like that where I lived in California. Middle School is 7-8 grade. I also went to a school that was k-8. I guess it just depends where you live.

[homestrarrunner]

@animeboylives that aint much different

[Nagneto]

Classic.

[ninjausa86]

I think I am going to change my name to Minjausa86 instead of my ninjausa86 name.

[Rackellesh727]

ahhh!! i'm an 8ther!!! a minja's gunna kill me!!!

[RiseAgainst3760]

lol 1:02 :D!!!

[SuperDew23]

oh crap im an 8th grader

[GriffinBing]

it's a three year school for me! (6-8) and i'm an eighth grader.

[ninjazing]

Our school has 5-8th so they're @ the top of a FoUR year school. They're lik alpha and us sevies r lik aits (alphas n training!! Duh) o and ninja? Wht u do if I said "I'm a ninja and I kno ur secret?" cuz I am... & I do!!

[gogirlalicia1]

Do ninjas like Obama or do they have there own process?

[TheFluffyGirl14]

:'( im an eighth grader!

[JoshV233]

"This is not fun. THIS is not fun. This is NOT fun"

[kharmachaos667]

Ninja, I've acted so nice to my little-lower seventh graders that They thought I was a sevie.

Not all of us eighties are mean- just some, and those some get justice in High school.

Which are filled with teacher ninjas.

[JamDP1100]

The person how wrote the comment below mine has AIDS

[woow260]

thats freakin ninja O_O

[randomxfirerecording]

I miss this format of the show.

[KatangHarmony]

kinda like "HEEYY WHATS THAT?!?!"

XD

[killinator98]

they are like urinal cakes!! LMFAO!

[iamthehangedman]

lol more screamy and painy

[myergang1]

im dating an 8th grader and im 7th

[TheAwesomeNinja2]

@myergang1 random

[myergang1]

@TheAwesomeNinja2 i dumped her

[TheAwesomeNinja2]

@myergang1 OOOOkay

[FoxLover311]

@myergang1 o-O

[Warren902101]

I know you said not to write something about complaining about 8th graders, but...... I go to a school that is PreK through 12. Yeah so not all 8th graders have that kind of tude.

[darroth42]

"this is not fun. this is not fun." XD i love it.

[Razorsupernova]

whats up with the 8th graders?!

[Razorsupernova]

that is like super pain! lol

[Pequenno54]

coool :3

[BillShotgunFilms]

never pick up a minja. :)

[ilovepizz]

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[IHasATurkeyLeg]

This was my favorite one

[artsyfartsy1998]

You know this is so nice to littler people. And awesome.

[nonofyabuisness]

ikr im and 8th grader this year and i understand tht next year we will be at the bottem...again but some think they r on top its annoying

[realfakeboy]

minjas r awesome

[glassroom135]

oh shit im in trouble

[averageadvice]

ask me and i will answer any question. my channel

[TheJavott]

ooohhhh. that explains why i was chased around in 8th grade by this dude who was rather small in a black suit. i almost died! but i didn't because this dude came out with a lightsaber ad sliced him in half. huh, who knew?

[jetjaguer23]

im in 8th grade O_o

[FoxLover311]

@jetjaguer23 So im I o~O