Monty Python - Cosmetic Surgery

[BigStankinThang]

Love how well thought out yet effortless this skit appears.

[Lshannon90]

Aww! That's kind of cute. I bet Graham wrote this one.

[Jokersmile08]

Just like to say how damn proud i am to hear amhran na bhfiann being played in a Monty Python sketch,until now I didnt think it was possible for me to love these lads any more than i already did.:)

Also 29 people got plastic surgery but werent offered a camping holiday.

[Pseudonym297]

Cutest couple in the world. 

[dizzypunchpanda29]

*epic slow motion skipping scene*

[louiscarr899]

HE ASKED ME HE ASKED ME! :D

[atti1488]

at 0:18 is it it written karachi??? coz i live in karachi...

[d3pHc0n]

I am prejudiced. Be offended by the possibilities.

[fatandbald666]

28 persons weren't asked to go to a holiday camping by their plastic surgeon after he removed their polyester nose.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

stop this, stop this now. This is a silly sketch!

[middleC17]

I need to find a guy like them. If only...

[theotherguy245689]

i thought i was the only other person who knew there was a place in canada called medicine hat.

[Urbanfire123]

Wow, they must both be absolute giants. John cleese is 6'5, and the other guy doesn't seem too far off from that

[armadafanforever]

@Urbanfire123 Yes, Graham was 6'2"

[DumbFish1]

Wha...? but... did he... wha?

[YARBLES1969]

Oh my god these guys are so fucking funny!! Comic geniuses, really. I mean, they're no 2 and a half men but still pretty good.

[computernerd1101]

Next time I'm looking for a date i'll tie a giant polystyrene nose to my face, then walk up to the nearest plastic surgeon and ask him/her to hack it off. The surgeon will definitely ask me out if I do that.

[YARBLES1969]

@computernerd1101 Not necessarily. These two just had chemistry it seems...

[oGENOSo]

Her name was:

Professor Sir Sir Adrian Furrows F.R.S. F.R.C.S.F.R.C.P. M.D.M.S (Oxon) M.A.PhD.M.Sc (Cartah) PhD (Syl F.R.G.S.F.B.C.O.G.F.E.A.R.C.S.­M.S (Biran) M.S. (Liv) M.S. (Guardalajara) M.S. (Karach) M.S. (Edin) B.A. (Chic) B.Litt (Phill) D.Litt (Phil) D.Litt (Arthur and Lucy) D.Litt (Ottawa) D.Litt (All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat) B.Sc 9 Brusseels. Liege. Asse. (And Cromer)

[sweetpotatoefish]

@12rvp I see one of your favourite sketches is the Spanish Inquisition too :p

[mazeman90]

He asked me! He asked me!

[bastlake]

Medicine Hat should always be excepted. Ft. McMurray and Bezanson, too.

[SignoraPsycheZenobia]

I thought at the end they would attempt to kiss and the nose would cause problems....

[garamonde]

Throatwobbler Mangroves are delicious.

[samiwistler]

Just like my cosmetic

[Theknittingdevil]

26 people have large polystyrene noses.

[NaJoJo]

Gotta love the sound of my national anthem in a monty python sketch xD

[animenagai]

lol wtf

[78peterlein]

and wich particular feature of your anatomy is causing distress? lol

[PikkuRiisa]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED DISLIKE INSTEAD OF LIKE HOW DO I FIX THIS

[LadyMagnolia90]

@PikkuRiisa try to press like anyway, maybe it will balance on its own...

[saturnstargirl]

He asked me! He asked me!

[SteveVithal]

"I'd still like the operation."

"Well you've had the operation you strange person."

[Soilwar]

These guys must have ADS.. they clearly couldn't concentrate on a structured storyline. :D But I guess that's the spark of madness every genius has. So unexpected once again!

[Borleys]

@Soilwar you mean ADD?

[Soilwar]

@Borleys: Agreed. Thought it was "syndrome" in English as well. (:

[Borleys]

@Soilwar oh I got ya =P

[Soilwar]

@Borleys: no you don't. ^^

[Borleys]

@Soilwar ok then..

[sidebforever2010]

"And everywhere else in canada except medicine hat"

lol

[Ketoko77]

Like his long title:)))

[GlobalsoftPirka]

I totally wasn't expecting that ending! I COMPLETELY LOST IT. XDDD BRB LAUGHING FOREVER.

[alessan]

Lmao, BSc -- Bronze Swimming Certificate!

[MoultonProductions]

Love how John starts smiling and looking towards the camera when Graham says, "He asked me!He asked me!"

[btmacie]

Only these guys could go camping in suits and get away with it.

[TheIrishMackem]

Irish national anthem!!! Python are class

[LemonMigration]

It's made of polystyrene. 

[MRPITHER]

Splunge

[ThePixelChaos]

god i miss these guys. ...i think its time for some flying circus dvd's. (and shut my own internets off...im so tired of the news lately)

[TheBlueHandOfDeath]

23 people didn't get invited to go on a camping holiday.

[kell1425]

the nose knows lol

[BankruptMonkey]

hahha. classic!

[Emeliorate44]

"Do you mind if I uh..." "what?" "oh nothing I'll just examine your nose" SUBTLE

[Fatfairy101]

I took the time to pause and read that thing. :) "professor sir sir Adrian furrows F.R.S. F.R.C.S.F.R.C.P. M.D.M.S. (Oxon) M.A. PhD. M.Sc. (Cantab) PhD (Syll) f

[LuisEduardoGalindo]

God Bless you Mr. Graham.

[Spazzbert]

"Well. You've had the operation, you strange person."

When I was little, Mr. Luxury Yacht was always my favourite character.

[marklaisa]

I don't get it.

[whiffleninny]

thats the bloody irish national anthem at the start!! random!!!

[shylodragon]

BORING!!!!

[alinemerrow]

complete randomness 0_0

I don't know why but makes me giggle in a silly way every single time I watch this xD Especially the bit "HE ASKED ME! HE ASKED ME!"

[Zractor]

wait what? xD

[MrWhatever45]

ridiculous i love it PMSL

[danguy1001]

@1968DodgePolara... Grahan Chapman was gay you blithering idiot, maybe you should think before throwing the f word around so freely. Doesn't using derogatory words about gay people whilst laughing at a sketch written partly by a gay person seem a bit stupid to you?

[14597ojai]

@danguy1001 nice dude :) props on the knowledge bro

[hotrods4ben]

You've had the operation, you strange person

[NuClEaRxGNOME]

All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat.

I live in Medicine Hat....

[landraiderares]

@NuClEaRxGNOME - Same here! I've always wondered why they chose Medicine Hat for that part of the surgeon's desk sign/gate...but I'm glad they did.

[1968DodgePolara]

GAY and funny as shit ..hope no fag flag this video with his feeling all hurt. Damm good old classic comedy

[dharmaseed]

"Well you've had the operation, you silly person."

[Sarge679]

If you need Cosmetic surgery, go see Professor Sir Sir Aidrian Furrows, F.R.S, F.R.C.S.F.R.C.P , M.A., PhD, M.S.c, F.R.G.S.F.R.C.O.G. , F.E.A.R.S.C.S , M.S.(Burma) M.S. (Liv.) M.S.(Guadalajara), M.S.(Karach), M.S.(Edin), B.A.(Chic.), B.Litt.(Phili.) D. Litt(Phili.),D.Litt(Arthur and Lucy),D. Litt(Ottawa), D.Litt(All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat) B.S.c 9 Brussles, Liege, Asse. ( and Cromer)

TODAY!!

[NiclasBergforsowns18]

dosnt look like a nose

[dr3k0r1g]

He asked me, he asked me!

[dubsinthepub]

yea whats up. why is the irsh national anthem in that hahaha????????????

[dubsinthepub]

yea whats up. why is the irsh national anthem in that hahaha????????????

[leporello56]

whats with the irish national anthem at the start?

[ityup36]

'0.o

[PC336]

Radomness overlooooooaaaaaaad!!!!

[heathersnape5]

my russian professor randomly screams the luxury yacht (pronounced throatwobbler mangrove) part randomly when the russian gets super confusing. i finally get it from watching this.

this is a totally cute vid. :)

[jromanr01]

the music is the Irish Republic Anthem, curious

[bonzo874]

why is the republic of irelands national anthem here ?

[iluvme4never]

wow, that was a pretty big wtf moment at the end...

[TheCommenter2K10]

LOL, why is the irish national anthem playin in the background, XD, gotta love monty python

[AziZibmen]

he asked me! he asked me!!!

[nickylx]

This has the best ending of any sketch in history.

[lisambofoh]

My seemingly healthy 7-year-old dog died suddenly. Let me just say I needed to watch this so I could laugh today.

[alaman321]

that was ts most random thing ive ever seen...

Awesome

[nonconformingascanbe]

love mp!!!

[putty1994]

it's spelled luxury yacht it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove classic python sketch

[joker13265]

wtf ;P

[filipesluna]

HE ASKED ME! HE ASKED ME! LOL

[TheDwyatt]

i could watch these all day...

[varunachar87]

I would like to know who the 19 units of unintelligent life are. What a sad coincidence that number 19 is "the nose"!

[DalekHunter1994]

doesanyoneelsethinkthat. his. nose. lookslike.  a. giant. dick?

[realGeorgelucas18563]

i might be crazy... in fact i am, but that sounds like the irish national anthem

[fleurdelis19]

@realGeorgelucas18563

Now that I think about it, I think it IS "Amhrán na bhFiann"!

[realGeorgelucas18563]

@fleurdelis19 is it bad that i dont know all the lyrics to it?

[fleurdelis19]

@realGeorgelucas18563

LOL, not at all! I don't know them either; I just recognize the tune from a class I took.

[realGeorgelucas18563]

@fleurdelis19

Yeah but im irish and have been living in ireland for the last 16 of my 16 years on this planet. i learnt it about 5-6 years ago, but forgot it now

[lizvandort666]

it's 2:52am i shouldn't be laughing this loudly.. rofl i love the pythons

[19ThePurplePython93]

00:04 - 00:36 Epic name.

[ScatmanKirby]

This video correctly demonstrates how to pronounce the name "Luxury Yacht".

[Maphysto]

....Well you've HAD the operation you strange person.

[yourvidisbad101]

i dont get it...

[y512516]

@yourvidisbad101

thats because you lack the ability to laugh at nonsense

[mmenon70]

monty python revolutionized comedy completely

[yourvidisbad101]

@mmenon70 no jew

[DougiesStarGirl93]

he asked me, he asked me!!

best part of the sketch imo.

[UncleBaldy4427]

Our family went camping and me and my sister kept going, "We're on a cabin holiday!"

[2k10rocky]

y was de irish national playing at da beginning

[warelord360]

HE ASKED ME! HE ASKED ME!

[komakurabe]

It's ThroatWARBLER Mangrove! hahahaha love this bit.

[pojojo1]

Man that would make a good conversation piece: Hey baby... wanna touch my.... nose?

[psherminator]

why is it playing the irish national anthem

[maltemer]

@psherminator Because it's Monty Python. That's really all the reason you need for stupid subliminal stuff like that. :)

[TheKlervie]

My God! Seeing John Cleese joyfully skipping around, holding hands with Graham Chapman is extremely disturbing.

[tomatoherb]

@TheKlervie Really, because it kind of melts my heart.

[TheKlervie]

@tomatoherb Mine too, but I was so accostumed to see him grumpy, mad or mean ...

[Luthinya]

@TheKlervie On the contrary -it's heart-warming.

[ZodiacAirplane]

watch?v=2B_HwNKOriE

[lemoncurry19]

thoat-wobbler-mangrove

[wolves532]

He asked me he asked me!

[LOPEBEAT]

Is a heavy teasing!!!

Good humor forever!!!

[sarahgoesrawwrr]

now if only brokeback mountian had been that way...

[Balisong72]

Well you've had the operation you strange person! LOL

[antiracistskin69]

Thats the National Anthem of the Republic of Ireland at the begining. Why?

[DeathSlayer2]

@antiracistskin69

That's the bit that makes you ask why? lol

[drmoonrat]

@antiracistskin69 Why not

[Sidcup12]

@antiracistskin69 I was wondering the same thing...

[Zeanu]

Lmao, so trippy.

[1RadicalOne]

His nose is several times larger - proportionally - to his face than my muzzle to mine. ;)

[IsbyIsNotAmused]

If there's one thing that England has to be proud of, it's these blokes.

[kktnxby]

@IsbyIsNotAmused

so true :)

[glassaghman]

irish national anthem playing at start --nice

[wart24]

WTF :D :D :D

[jindantang]

I love Cleese, I would get excited like that too ! lol

[NorwegianGamer89]

I don't get the ending:S

[lisambofoh]

@NorwegianGamer89 It's straight forward enough. Raymond put on a fake nose and went to his doctor because he's in love with his doctor, and used the nose as an excuse to be in his office.He was just lucky enough that his doctor was in love with him, too.

[Hainuo1984]

Boring, I've known the end of the joke right after the beginning...

[EleventyBillion861]

best name ever

[yngimusic]

...lolamouse.

[RazrHack]

"He asked me! He asked me!"

I love how people went and continue to go "WHAT? I HAD NO IDEA!" as they find out Graham was gay, but as you look back you see he really in all honesty made no attempt to hide it whatsoever.

[lisambofoh]

*sigh* Graham and John were both so handsome. And this comes from a girl who normally isn't attracted to men.

[tomatte127]

Well, it's okay, 'cuz Graham wasn't really attracted to women. :P

[lisambofoh]

@tomatte127 Actually, Graham rated himself a 4 on the Kinsey scale, meaning he was bisexual, but leaning towards men. ;)

[Enzer0]

@lisambofoh

XY contains male and female genes (possible reason for gays)

XX contains only female (reason for attention seekers)

[lisambofoh]

@Enzer0 No. Just no.

[Enzer0]

@lisambofoh I know, i hate gays too.

[TLOGvlog]

@Enzer0 If homosexuality was genetic it would've disappeared by now. Homosexual intimacy means no child produced and, therefore, genes are not passed onto the next generation.

[TheBloodyloon]

@TLOGvlog Not necessarily. My biological grandmother is gay and had 4 kids. There could be a biological element to it, but I personally believe it has to do with fetal and infantile environmental elements.

[TLOGvlog]

@TheBloodyloon You're right it could be oppressed by pressure from society. I've got to agree with you there, that seems more likely.

[Enzer0]

@TLOGvlog And all existence is based on theory. Including genetics. Therefore i am free to create my own theory am I not?

[TLOGvlog]

@Enzer0 Actually our perception of existence is based on theory. We don't know what existence is based on. In order for a theory to be accepted by reasonable human beings it needs to be backed up by valid and convincing evidence. By all means provide me with these and I will believe your theory. I do, however, doubt that you're trained in any fields that would help you on your quest.

[FoockMeRaw]

@TLOGvlog Somebody doesn't have a basic grasp of genetics, or recessive and dominant genes. Put very simply your straight ass could have a recessive gay gene, meaning that your not gay but that some of your offspring might be.

If the world is ever in the unfortunate position, where your reproducing!!

[TLOGvlog]

@FoockMeRaw Good point, I didn't think about recessive or dominant genes there. But I'm not sure why you're being so hostile, I have nothing against gay people I was just speculating. In fact my original comment was to argue AGAINST someone who said that they hate gays. Lay off.

[FoockMeRaw]

@TLOGvlog In That Case I'm Sorry. But I'm Gay so I'll stand my ground and fight corner, if I feel I have to. I guess I just misread your original comment and took it out of context.. Sorry Again!!

[gnargnargnar]

@Enzer0 Evidently, there's no IQ requirement for posting comments to Youtube.

[Enzer0]

@gnargnargnar Evidently, theres no required creativity for names on youtube either. Wouldn't you say gnargnargnar?

[Breithla]

@lisambofoh wait.... what?

[TheWontrob]

@lisambofoh It's okay. Graham wasn't normally attracted to girls.

[scarter180]

HOLY CRAP! I was just playing Mafia Wars on facebook and scanned my mouse over the spoils you can get from doing a job, and it said "Luxury Yacht." This happened only 5 seconds before it was mentioned in this sketch! Such an unlikely coincidence!

[BardOfShwa]

I wish I had that many credentials.

[JohnMstudios]

why is the irish national anthem playing at the start?

[paularichards05]

because it's monty python its not supposed to make sense.lol

[JohnMstudios]

i suppose yeah, they realy were brilliant

[DJfreex66]

totally

sometimes you have to remind people rofl

[Korwia]

WHAT

[1988Haruka]

haha

what a smile! 2:13

[WG00]

I was eating when i saw and now i feel a bit sick. :|

[DanielDSousaOriginal]

Damn... now, thats random....

[Imaeaturface]

This is one of my favorite sketches. :D

[lisambofoh]

Stating the obvious, but it looks like he has a baby elephant penis on his nose.

[GTAKILLA25]

what the hell just happened??

i feel high from watching this video