Trixie found a better car than yours

[firefox3306]

It goes so fadt

[ZachariusStorkanus]

guy behind: Move along bitch! Your making a que!

Trixie: The great and powerful trixie takes all the time she needs.

*start the video, with the guys behind beeping at her pimpness*

[SuperBuffalo007]

81G +R1X

[fin0101]

nissan skyline and a hayabusa

[RayAaronJohnson]

*GTA tank hack* HOW YA LIKE THAT!TRIXIE!

[FuzzySixx]

I have a fucking Nissan Altima........ > Escalade shit

[CaptainAlliance]

What.

[SarujinieUras]

@CaptainAlliance havn't you already been here Cpt.? :3

[Fosten12]

escalade? sexy

[CRUSADERELITE]

Trixie is PURE Gold-digga

[Ultimauser50]

B!tch, my car is an Equinox. U Jelly?

[fho997]

NO!!!

[Rodman2900]

Oh yeah Jay-Z 99 problems perfect for trixie pimped out ride

[jimrobmicah]

Trixie is possessed of Nine and Ninety hardships, but a duplicitous mare companion is not counted amongst them.

[lolitsfera]

why is she honking? :D

[AceLtWings]

1980 280zx datsun

[vancouverGamr]

99 PROBLEMS BUT A SPEEDING TICKET AIN'T ONE

[SirBlacknoiseIII]

at least I have a pokemon that knows the move fly, I'll be there in 5 secs

[eddmario]

At lease mine can go faster then half a mile per hour.

[Slaya49fan]

Aww hellz no bitch. I own a fuckin lambo foo.

[MrCakeBombs]

Trixie is now pimp?

[MrTheapot]

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

trixie should trick out her whip. Silly neighsayers, trix are for fillies.

[Dan178000]

bamf...

[FrozenBlaze]

Escalade... TRIXILADE.

[DesertWolfFIN]

that Cadillac should be black, but the blue lights are just cool, want those into my car >.>

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@DesertWolfFIN It's actually illegal to have blue lights on a car, except on emergency vehicles.

[FrozenBlaze]

@AreThereNoMoreNames

Depends on the country you live in.

Most countries allow neon light and led decorations, but some of these countries don't allow flashing decoration lights.

For excample Finland; Neon's are allowed to be used when the car isn't moving (in parking, etc.) but not during driving.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@AreThereNoMoreNames I have xeons

what's your point

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox That you and your POS car could very well get a ticket.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@AreThereNoMoreNames Considering my car CAME with Xeons I doubt it.

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox Then they're not blue, they're "Hyper-white" or whatever.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@AreThereNoMoreNames (my POS car i'm pretty sure you don't even drive)

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox Well, you're pretty wrong, there. Gotta haul these guns around somehow.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@AreThereNoMoreNames >truck

(presumably)

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox Yeah, I did get a cheap Ford Ranger, it's better at hauling things than is a Subaru WRX.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@AreThereNoMoreNames Subaru = poor mans "fast" car

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox Works for me. Faster than I really have any practical use for. The '04 Z06 was a bit much.

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GreatSteamingCatBox I'm actually quite curious, now. What sort of supercar are you driving around in?

[thedifferentcreeper]

swag.

[snitchsgetstitchs107]

Trolling is buying a fast car just to drive it real slow and make people look at it

[batboybun]

First thing I'd do if I saw her riding in a truck was get the gun open the door, pull her out, threaten her and steal the car.

[eddmario]

I could walk to the same place she's going and make it before she does.

[RaptorPowerOfChaos]

But my car is faster

[MrGost75]

99 problems but a Pony aint one.

[primeoetgrunn]

freackin cadilac

[Zolega89]

@primeoetgrunn Trixilade!

[tomochan03]

She's slow, but she's good.

[Nightweaver1]

Yeah, this car is definitely Trixie. As is the speed. There be some spinnahs on that rig too, yo. And 6-speaker Bose with subwoofer, like a bawss.

[WillRennar]

*zips past on a moped*

[Thedeoradude]

but my car's a '66 polara.

no way in hell an escalade tops ol' blue

[SpiritDragon148]

What is this.... I don't even.

[ARViuff]

S.W.A.G

[traindude32]

Grand Theft Equestria?

[LastStandBro]

Man...I hear some big badass speakers in big tr1x's big car.

[LaDijounMustard]

So what? It's a GMC Yukon!

[DimensionKingFTW]

Shades at night? Can she see? Must be why she's driving with no traffic.

[Ferrari334405]

we're pimpin with escalade

[Kaexis]

Trixie is a C*nt Muffin. :D For some reason i felt like calling her that.

[amiller987]

Nice under glow color

[2550505]

@amiller987 *Neon*

[MoonDragon1313]

I want that car :D

[zomgtehrei]

I lol'd at how gangster she is.

[horseops]

trixie is a bitch

[pvtread]

DAT LICENCE PLATE

[MyShuffleBOT]

Hey nice... HEY THATS MY CAR :0

[Misserableme]

The all powerful trixie!

[holger243fww]

i dont think is better car becuse we have a L.........

[Pizzamail]

Old Lady:You drive like a little bitch!

Me:Thanks Grandma!

[13rokenknightascar]

Heh heh, SWAG

[utubepooh14]

Seth's dream.

[tarponblock]

Saint: LOOK A DECKER VAN!

Me:BLOW IT UP!

*30 rocket launchers at the same time*

*Horn lands on foot*

Me: Get more weapons, the bronies aren't going to like this......

[XxZombiSlayerxX]

@tarponblock Saints Row Bitch

[Zoronii]

@tarponblock Deckers > Saints

:3

[onemariobro]

*steals it*

[zxcviilll]

WITH A TOP SPEED OF OVER 3 MPH

[Georgina1325]

why is it goING SO FUCKING SLOW

[JimmyNewCakes]

@Georgina1325 It's actually going really fast? See how close those lines are together? Road lines are 10 feet in length and 30 feet apart. #TheMoreYouKnow

[DroftiTheDragon]

@Georgina1325

if she goes too fast the air might scrape off some of trixies swag

[GiggersBack]

Man, this looks mad familiar... Oh yeah, I made this! Thanks for uploading it to YouTube, because I can't figure out how, haha!

[shijai2]

@GiggersBack Oh is that you Gig Mendecil from DA? Yeah, I made sure I gave credit to those who actually made this.

[Guy705]

@GiggersBack nicest "you just stole my shit" comment i ever read!

[GiggersBack]

@Guy705 I don't mind, and he gave credit where credit was due. I'm cool with it.

[AdeptJR517]

Me: * Rides up in Mustang* Nice wheels.

Trix: Same to you

Me: But you have nitrous? *Hits the Boost*

Trix:* Coughing from kicked up dust* Not really

[kiju243]

@AdeptJR517 Oh, you mean the wussy-button? I don't think Trixie needs nitrous to blow your ass out of the water.

[AdeptJR517]

@kiju243 Hey! Bite my Shiny Chrome Bumper

[purplebananafish]

99 problems but a mare ain't one.....

[TubularBroccoli]

... hold on for a second.

Let me just start up NFS Underground 2 again.

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

B1G TR1X

[patemansmith1]

They Hatin

[kokoil1]

Hay i acually got Hondai!!!

[MonsterTheDragon]

It's not better then optimus prime

[bxlomiej]

99 PROBLEMS BUT A SPEEDING TICKET AINT ONE

[spectre900]

@bxlomiej

what about parking tickets?

[megarockman]

@bxlomiej She could still get cited for illegal modifications depending on where she's driving - neon lights on the underside are illegal in some states.

[thorandil1]

@bxlomiej Traffic Ticket?

[terrorxxxnight]

I want that grill.

[TheSoldiersMind]

Not true! *drves out Ferrari Enzo*

[RevengeofGothzilla]

I beg to differ. My Camaro is about 20% cooler.

[MrFreakinout2]

great and powerful escalade

[KillTheToy11]

It's true. Her car is better D:

[AutoOntology]

Trixie is black?

[GalacticBloopy]

Big Trix is bound to be on someone's license plate eventually, if not within the same week this was posted.

[zativi]

they see trixie rollin they hatin

[DINDRAGON]

@zativi don't you mean haytin?

[zativi]

@DINDRAGON hater!

[SuperStitchesTim]

B1G-TR1X

[golem237100]

nice speed, how many mpg?

[DeadlyNightshadeZ]

@golem237100 It uses 6 magic per gallop

[golem237100]

@DeadlyNightshadeZ ... touche

[WalkmanSilver]

99 problems but my swag ain't one

[tailsawsome17]

exibitpony- alright our mare trixie was living on the moon when we found her with her busted up caddie now she will be making magic and turning heads with her new ride pimped.

[PaintballBrony]

I got 99 ponies but a fillie aint one :3

[jennylover456]

ponies need to be introduced to midnight club

[Jvizzlezz]

Her Kayak is no match for my Temptress.

>inb4 no one plays SR3 so no one gets the joke

[DesuOperator]

If you havin mare problems, I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but traffic ain't one

[Vendetta162X]

The only thing great and powerful about Trixie is her ride!

[friendlyschizo]

Trixie: I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. Swag.

[toastersstoast]

I guess you could say that ride's been...

-sunglasses-

tricked out.

YEAAAAAHHH

[RequiemPwnagePSN]

Oh...it's on...*proceeds to pimp out a Ferrari*

[FaceRipperReal]

Once I started watching, I couldn't stop loling xD

[MrMichaelDogson]

HA, I own a 1944 Willy's Jeep that landed on the Normandy Beaches, You wanna see swag... *starts up ''Rap Sheet''*

[trekkiepro]

@MrMichaelDogson I stand corrected.

[spitfireandkylie]

Wanna be any slower trix?

[trueConspiracy]

*Big Trix*

XD

[trekkiepro]

No car is better than the Ford Mustang. Not one.

[SiimThe2]

I can FIND a better car then that.

[MrFreakinout2]

She's gonna go brag about it

[ilovemusic123456798]

Twilight shows up with the worlds nicest car... Trixie for fuck sake bad enough you embarrassed me in pony ville now with the damn car 2... Twilight says it's only a veyron 16.4 super sport it's nothing you should see my Celestia

[mikethemikeful]

That thing goes slower then Fluttershy in a tree...

[seriousman006]

with a car like tht, she can brag all she wants XD

[superhappyfunguy1]

This is totally similar to the leader of an office building.

[hernancorso1]

turtle car



[Juliansnake1000]

Twilight: Ha! run away in that vehicle! magi-coward!

Trixie: .l.

[wellyck]

thats what she doing atm, after leaving ponyville

[BloodyFatalis]

Two words: Tesla. Roadster.

[Tornado15555]

Indeed. LIKE A BOSS.

[Tornado15555]

I bet she cant outdo my personal form of transport in the form of a StuG III!

And if she can Ill just fill her gas tank full of sugar pre-battle.

[115mrhotshot]

trixie: mess up my car and you'll pay

me:*runs in to wall*

trixie: git over here

me: no you come here im hert i cant walk

teixie: thats your falt

me:your mean

trixie:im mean you smashed my car

me:me gusta

[132wthloop]

consitering my car has doors that open up and down ( not right and then left ) then your wrong g.a.p.t. ( the great and powerful trixie )

[115mrhotshot]

trixie:you can git in but you have to stay in the trunk

[GenMinion]

When i see this, i think MC3: Remix

[shadowdemons117]

pffff i have a BMW BITCH

[115mrhotshot]

@shadowdemons117 pppppffffff HA HA HA fail i got aa lambo eat it fatty

[wra45]

Song: Jay Z - 99 problems

[noble00006]

now mute it and play candy shop by 50 cent....

[tarponblock]

Midnight Club 4: The Streets of Equestria

[tarponblock]

Respect to the Max!

[TheIntox23]

Restecp.

[MyREV3NGE]

silly faggots dicks are 4 chicks

[MrFart451]

Like a boss.



[Gurgleschlortz]

My Little Pimp: Bitches are Magic.

[SMGJohn]

Sorry but there is no better car then my Prius

[HydraWolf1]

@SMGJohn If by Better you mean gayer.

[DragoSonicMile]

@HydraWolf1, Oh I'm sure he's happier with his Prius.

(gay, adjective; synonym: happy)

:)

[HydraWolf1]

@DragoSonicMile THEY SEE U TROLLIN, THEY HATIN...

[hannahmozcoolchic]

Heh try to like my comment whilst holding Alt.....

[HydraWolf1]

Respeeeeeeect.

[omfgpainkillers]

OH GOD I LOVE THIS MEME.

LIVE FOREVER PLEASHE

[Chunkboi]

Aaaand...she gets pwned by Twilight zooming by.

[Peaserist]

Swag.

[Kawiia17]

@Peaserist No no no! It's spelled: SU-WAG!

[ARViuff]

the pimp and powerful trixi-mobil?

[volkswagon4]

Now do one with Big Macintosh in a Red Silverado.

[volkswagon4]

Then Twilight found a Lambo Renevention

Trixie: OH COME ON!

[TheDennyhamlin11]

needs way more fucking veiws

[WildKidsPro]

Rollin' like a bawse!!! Go Trixie, go Trixie, go Trixie go!!!!

i'll go away now....

[EXRazeBurn]

Who would find it hilarious if this car was crushed when parked my a monster truck with the license plate:

URSAMNR

=3

[toob1979]

She feels bad for ya, son.

She got 99 problems but a Trix ain't one.

[Tpv74]

Trixie has 99 problems but her status ain't one!!!!!!!!!!!