YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[TrueBoss52082]

Meanwhile in cod...

12 year old: OMG I GOT MY FIRST PUBE!!!!

[smitsgame]

@TrueBoss52082 what are you 8????? your making jokes of CoD but BF3 fanboys are being immature

[RockFanatic95]

Meanwhile in COD. Camper keeps killing

[JusaProds]

Last one GrossGore? :D

[Enski94]

XpertThief FTW :D

[DarkyX95]

Are they crazy or just stupid ?

They shout like epileptics talkers...

[wtf3r]

THATS IT! IM BUYING BF3! xD

[Princeduclare]

HONESTLY How many of you got your toes when the jet was about to slam him?? i know i did (his scream made me do it)

[LOLCRAZEDmonkey]

u have to tame the jet becus it hard at first

[FreddyGuy925]

I might get Battlefield 3 just to do that.

[angerfist010]

i always fly fore fun whit a jet not fore kills because i cant kill some one whit a jet XD lol

[VideosRawCut]

isekc army ftw

[HomieGamer]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[MegaCrazyHD]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[PhoShizzlez2012]

@MegaCrazyHD how you do that?

[evan7even]

And they thought Asians couldn't drive. PSSHH!

[uptumusprume]

t̵̢͓̝̹͍̗̣͈̭̹͍̭̓͌͗̓̐̉̉̍̄̓ͤͪ̓́̚͜­̱͉̦h̆̑̔́̍̒̆̔̔ͯ͛̎͂̌̆̀̒̚҉̥̱͕̯̕͢ͅ­į̶̘̞̰̥̩̝̘̟̥̤͉̩͎̻ͤ̄ͦ̉̏̊́̚s̎ͥ̏̈́­̞͕̬͎̥̈͌̎̎̒̂ͧ̑ͥͯ͛̽̄͑͝͝ ̷̸̢̘̖̱̠̻̰̪͓̺̻̭̓́̐͋̈́͠ṿ̶̈ͫͦ̉̽̔͢­̤̠͕͍̗̲̩̗͕í̷̡̛ͬ̀̇͐̂̔̑̑ͮͩ̽ͥͨ̚͢͡­͚̟̘͓͎̱̗̖͔̬͍d̛ͭ̆ͯ̃ͩ̓ͩ̋ͣͪ̓̅̄ͯ̓͜͡­̸̫̫̪͔̰͝ȩ̯͈̲͉̉ͤ̓̊̿ͨͭ́̏ͧ̾̅̆ͣ́̕͝­̲̼̝͎̠͈̱̗̝̘͖͍o̴̸̩̲̥͈ͯ̂̌̌̐̈ͯͥͧ͐͟­̫̝̫ͅ ̸̷̢̜̥͓̪͙̳̝ͣ̿͛̿͘s̢ͩ̅ͪ̑̈́̌́̔̎ͭ̊͢͡­͓̙̬̦̥̥͕̗̰̜̫̬̫̞͉̻̯̕͢u͗͛͛̿ͮͨͧ͌̒ͮ­̓̿ͤ͢͟͟͡҉̘̞̘̥͍̰̳͖̫̦̙͕̝̰̩cͥ͗͊̀́ͥ­̷̷̨̟͚̦͖͎̞̖̩̜̲͍͖̗͉̀̇́ͅkͮͩ̇ͭͦ̚̚͢­̼͈͕̜̙̣́͘͜s̡͖̞̮̖̩̜̔̉͗ͤͪ̾ͧ̀̊̀̅̐͡­̟̗

[TacticOG]

t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ­̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ­t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ­̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ­t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ­̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ­t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ­̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ­t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ­̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ­

[robothotwing]

is it an african or european swallow?

[Kingsizenerd56]

@robothotwing its an unladen european swallow carrying a coconut

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

2nd clip=when i get in a jet

[Inkteresting]

Both setup, and far from amazing.

[dakillaiskewl]

"I never got a kill with a jet"

jee...i wonder why! :D

[sunlighthot]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[sunlighthot]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[MrKidzioR]

0:11 i was like "COME AT ME BRO!!!"

[codmaster4x]

The last guy was a terrorist javlin

[codmaster4x]

Oh gawd i didnt see that.... NAAAWWWWWWOOOO

[codmaster4x]

Oh gawd i didnt see that.... NAAAWWWWWWOOOO

[codmaster4x]

Oh Gawd i didnt see that... NAWWOOOOOOOOOO

[codmaster4x]

Oh Gawd i didnt see that... NAWWOOOOOOOOOO

[codmaster4x]

Oh Gawd i didnt see that... NAWWOOOOOOOOOO

[mz0196]

why is the map of the consoles version is too big and the pc version is too small :-?

[wierdman21]

@mz0196  Because the PC has 64-player servers. The consoles only have 24.

[DasFlyingSchnitzel]

I wanna kill,

I wanna kill,

I wanna kill,

lock at me roll,

Oh god

Rock 'n' Roll,

NOOOOO...hahahhahahahahhahahah­ahahha

[Jarekthegamingdragon]

Kobe takes the title advice too seriously.

[DigitalDeath88]

screaming at jets is more effective then stingers...

[4TL8]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

isn't that from lord of the rings?

[Jappeke007]

@4TL8 Captain Obvious.

[Eagle9er9er]

Hey its XpertThief!

[FlippOut44]

I fucking LOL every time i watch that A10 clip

[DarkSpiritNL]

Look at me roll! rock and roll oh wait didnt mean to do that BAM! genius :p

[onefriend1997]

"OMG HERE COMES A JET! I'M NOT MOVIN! BRING IT OOOOONN!! phew that was close" man he must've crapped his pants after that one xD

[XxUnReALKiNGzxX]

quit fucking screaming damn

[MakeForceZ]

0:10 TARZAN play BF3??? xD

[nouaremyonly]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[Crusina]

Actually, he did get a kill with a jet.

Himself.

[Beazice]

Lol, I thought he was going to shoot the pilot and get a kill x)

[XixIXca]

I wanna kill I wanna .

O I didn't want to do nuuuuuuuu

[Dik3nDy]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[n11lc2]

@Dik3nDy w̶͆̍̓̈͘͏͚̫͉̖͓͈̯͍̠͚͖͕̮̮̳̬̩̭t͋̅̄­̡͐ͫ̓ͤͣͥ̈̎ͫ̊ͯͥ͝͏̬̜̣͖͕̱̭̲fͧ̽ͪͬ͂ͨ­̵̱̻̗͕͍̺̞̞͈͖̠̬̗̩͔̹̱̦̋̈͒́ͅ

[boybraden1]

'crashes jet after 5 seconds'

"you know I have never got a kill with a jet"

really? no shit.

[nexorie]

AHagag

[MrJakeJimmy]

Lmfao at first clip

[MultiBrady029]

XPERTTHEIF!

[TheMonkeyBiscuits]

XPERTHIEF!!! : D

[santtujaokke]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ lol

[BioHazardousMink]

at the second clip i like how the wings just land parallely

[JJlifestaff]

LMFAO i have watched this 17 times in a row and still laughed!

[Cl4udio92]

oh god,didntmeantodothat NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[DAVIDT556]

is he masterbating?

[popopopopo112233]

Speer thief!!!

[RoosterPOX]

BRING IT ONNNNN!!!!!! hahahaahhaahhaahah

[Hanzy302]

NOYYYYYY

[ShishirG96]

why do comments with quotes from the actual video get thumbs up? Thats fucking retarded

[fischsticks69]

ive done the first video so many times, but i always die

[RossoPescarese]

osshit here comes a jet..

i'm not movin'...

BREEENG EEET OOOOOOOOOAAANNNN!

aaaaaah....ooh tha was close...

xDxD

[DestrAjax]

@RossoPescarese is that for deaf people?

[RossoPescarese]

@DestrAjax yea of course

[it8nky0u]

Obvious fake.

[KiLLeROwNzzz]

HOMER SIMPSON REACTION? O_O

[UconnzFynestZ]

omg most hiarious vid u got bro

[BananaBean03]

dice ruined bf3 by putting it on consoles.

[mnetwork7635]

@BananaBean03 you are stupid.

[VolcanicRixardoPT]

@BananaBean03 fuck u gay suck ma dick

[MikaelBetancourt]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[Netko09]

Lol, doing a barrel roll?

He did it wrong, Peppy would be dissapponted. :<

[Yeowie69]

Who would play Battlfield on a console only 32 palyers.

[TheDonQujiote]

@Yeowie69 24 players and the answer is : ONLY AWESOME PEOPLE!

[Yeowie69]

@TheDonQujiote Fag.

[LeonScottKiller]

@TheDonQujiote no, only kids and people that can't afford good PC's

[MrPho504]

the title refers to SOPA

[GTABigExplosions]

@MrPho504 wats sopa

[nashisbeastmodeya]

@GTABigExplosions you're stupid

[CustomCloneDB]

@MrPho504 No, Gandalf...

[xTW1NK13Sx]

@MrPho504 Ha

[fritzdcat7]

Isekc!

[gerkana123456]

Say these 3 things out loud really fast...

I

Spank

Myself

[noble6ish]

I watch Xperttheif he is awesome, yous should go check his channel out

[JonnyHebrew]

that guy's going to need a new pair of pants

[VotzSKiLLioN]

BRING IT OONNNNnNNNNN!

[sniperz132]

2bucks plz make movies of skyrim. that shit is full of retarded glitches

[The13pu]

lawl me too i never get a kill with the jet

[CuBzHD]

BRIIIING IT ONNNNNNNNN!!@!#@#!$!$%!

[roaringstrawberries]

damn

.......... yes yes you do spankyourself

[VotzSKiLLioN]

Oh shit here comes a jet, I'm not movin'! BRING IT OOONNNNNNN!!!!! Whew. Oh boy that was close...

[iRiskBronze]

YAAAY IM THE 1000Th COMMENT!!!!

[300Nation]

XPERTHIEF FTW

[mujetta]

oh god kkkk



[wer1181]

BRING IT ON!!!!!!

[ItzRoflcat]

I wonder why he gets no kills with a jet.....

[takaKizne007]

say these 5 things out loud fast

im

sofa

king

retar

did

[TuhReflex]

@takaKizne007 i feel dumb

[Deeptrouble154]

@takaKizne007 that's so old...

[Tubbs555]

play from 0:20 on for the best part

[PikkuBomberi]

I laughed this lot of times :DDD

[drumZzcolorZz777]

haha the second one with the english dude i laughed so hard at

[Leonsprice]

SEKC IS XPERT THIEF

[GameMaster537]

@Leonsprice YEAH AND XPERT IS AWESOME!

[x360videos1996x]

xpert thief... :)

[GeoROFL]

Hey, say these words out loud really fast!

NO

BODY

GIVES

A

FUCK

[m88youngIing]

@GeoROFL I don't get it. Maybe I just suck at seeing what it is. Can you explain please? :)

[MachinimaRap]

say these out loud!

I

WON

A

MATHS

DEBATE

[27fails5]

@MachinimaRap Ive done this one before... but i prefer mine.

[EpicStabs1]

xpertthief is isekc search him he funny!!!

[luxorizy]

best fucking video ever. haha :DDDDDDD

[DANZdeMAN]

that awkward moment when you comment about the top 2 comments, but then that comment (your comment) becomes the top comment, so your comment (the top comment) doesn't make sense as a top comment.

[HalcyonVI]

0:27

*Points and laughs at the smoldering corpse.*

[Skadoosh1126]

dude xpert thief is amazing

[jenardude100]

@27fails5 I SPANK MY SELF!!!!

[venomgreifing]

@27fails5 I dont spank myself D:

[aaronlad01234]

@27fails5 is it i spank my self or ice bank milf?

[gunnight09]

@aaronlad01234 dude...

[1xskaterguyx11]

@27fails5 My band Director saw this...

Thanks :D

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@27fails5 LOL Good one xDD

[superVGstudios64]

@27fails5 :why:

[sl8tr99]

@27fails5 i dont get it

[ghostnemre]

@sl8tr99 Go spank yourself...

[joetjoeplol14]

@sl8tr99 it sounds like i spank myself

[ChuckBorisTM]

@joetjoeplol14 YOU DONT SAY

[InfuriatedHawk]

@27fails5 Lulz

[xErichG]

@27fails5 lmao

[ponjo58]

@27fails5

i did..

im sad now.

[brightlessshade]

@27fails5 I spank my self ;-;

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@27fails5

No I don't >:3