Adam Buxton-Middle Class Festival Goers

[detectivepope]

boring festivals... Unless I see some teeth going through air or an ocean of ambulances filled with destroyed patrons, I'm not interested.

[TheseareStrange]

I've been to some of these. They are just as he describes, and so much more!

[BluntMasterZero]

notice how everyone cheers when he mentions shagging kate moss

[one0man0band]

STEPHEN!

[Morpheus0000]

Not AB's best stuff. Reminiscent of the Two Ronnies comedy songs.

[purplenurps]

Glasto, leeds, reading and v fest = A bunch of middle class muppets who think they're from 'the streetz' for some reason because they buy weed from your local scary black man

[alphaomega309]

then mobys on again =0)

[boydegg]

This song is catchy!

[antcuth85]

big festivals are so expensive these days, only middle class people can go.

[XionXi]

Good skit, but Adam is pretty middle class himself with his private education. That's not to say being wealthy is a crime in and of itself, though.

[firehot006]

You should de-interlace your videos before uploading to youtube to stop the lines across your videos.

[nooffencebut]

When I read about Glastonbury and the £900 tipis with discounted access to the yurt sauna I just had to listen to this song again for therapy. Thank you Adam Buxton.

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

God I didnt think they were liking it until they clapped and cheered at the end, looked like they werent impressed from his view.

Id shit it.

[HenryFinn]

@BIGPIMPINUPDANYC yeah we heard them clapping and cheering but no visual really of them doing so.

[josephmarshall]

<3

[monkeysinmypocket]

OMG reminding me of BadDad in this!

[cabbage0dusk]

Arn't most festivals like this now? lol

[spankrocko]

He hasn't quite got the voice right but it's an excellent send up all the same...I've actually met people like this, sorry to say ;)

Give me outside Gate 3 Traveller's squat festival at Glasto anytime!!

[mrchoochoohead]

fuck fesivals

[guyit]

Jack Wills crew have spread like herpes... everywhere

[SimonB198207]

Hello chums, just thought i'd catch up. Seems Wilfred lost his mobile at Glasto and has just recieved a bill for nearly £12,000 by some little oik who's been using it to ring William Hill every day for the last four months.

Just got my arse handed to me on a plate by Giles who claims the pirated Doctor Who collectable plush toys have just hatched out a whole horde of spiders and i think that's it..

missed out the V festival though 'cos i was too rat arsed.

toodle pip

[nickwoott]

Really really shit.

I hate Adam Buxton, I really hate him, and I dont like to hate things, but I really hate Adam Buxton.

Shit.

[Ieatbabyseals]

@nickwoott

He can be witty on his own, but his comedy music is rather shitty. I prefer him in interviews.

[ollie272]

hahah. So true i see Jack wills now has a stage at Glasto. Makes me pretty sick

[Katanajoe7]

Whats with all the glastonbury hating, its fuckin awesome. I'd rather go glastonbury and get stoned with a bunch of middle class chilled out hippies, than some wankers who wanna set my tent on fire at reading.

[somerandomer]

@Katanajoe7

I love reading, but the dickheads setting fire to tents does always slightly ruin the last night...

[TheMaxlow]

im really middle class(apart from the 4wd bit)

[ScumOfTheRoad]

@TheMaxlow

I've got a 4x4 but am working class. And I hate festivals ;-)

[SimonB198207]

Oh, it's just SO like what my pals and i get up to! i went to Glasto this year and Rupert bought the most AMAZING pills from some fellow who he went to Eton with, and Henrieta and i were completly out of our skulls for hours. Absolutly bloody good fun!

my only complaint was that i was left with the most enormous stiffy for nearly two whole weeks and i can't tell you the looks i got at the Residents association meeting... no invites to the Christmas bash this year....

[balist0]

Epic win!

[Ming64]

I can't wait till middle class festival season this year. I'm listening to this in anticipation even though it is still months away.

[gavaaaan]

Just absolute genius.

[pennydesouza]

This song is taking the piss out of me.

[Filthdrive]

i fuckin hate festivals... especialy ones with loads of uni student look alike clubby twats and comercial fuckin moby and gorrilaz bollocky fans you all suck horse pubes

[wellmellgell]

sorry for being 17 you cunt

wicked song

[Cheesemoone]

not much applause...I love him though!

[Filthdrive]

not much applause because Adam was actually referring to those people in his lyrics lol

[karlibobbles]

you know its true! funny as!

[wellmellgell]

then moby's on again

lmfao

[Calvers06]

Exactly what Glastonbury is all about now.

[ScottJohnson088]

Superb Song!

[alexikidd]

STEPHEN!

[notthatoriginal]

Just Coming... after I do my poops.

[djmisplacedmarblesTV]

funny thing is the audience clapping him taking the piss out of em

jeez bring back CastleMorton ffs

[revjimbob]

That's because they have a sense of humour.

[djmisplacedmarblesTV]

point well made sir, I forget mine at times ... forgive me .

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[revjimbob]

he he

[jooopwooop]

Wizard

[pinkartist1210]

Lethal workings

[cheesenose69]

Well weapon

[vanzahn]

In fact, check out my vids from Boom'08 and Freedom fest from last month "Honeyboom '08 pt3 (Boom and Afterboom )H.quality" and "Freedom festival 2009 Elvas Portugal The long road......" you might like 'em. lol.

[vanzahn]

This song perfectly sums up why i don't do UK festies at all anymore and prefer to jump on a plane or ferry to go to Freedom Festival or Boom in Spain and Portugal. less security, no phone recharge stations or ATM machines, no whinging emos and NME pricks moaning on about some other indy band i couldn't give a tinker's cuss for! That and guaranteed good weather...over 40 degrees this year. Nice one Adam!

[ArthBHx]

Awesome. This is the precise reason I don't wanna go to Glastonbury and would much rather go to Download or Leeds.

[ILIKEWALLS]

so youd rather hang out with middleclass teenagers, than people in their late 20s early 30s?

[BrianFowIer]

I am a middle-class teenager...

[telswood]

yes, obviously!

[ILIKEWALLS]

well given you dont care for interesting conversation then fair enough

[Poppysox56]

Brilliant!! Festivals are all being wrecked by these people he is singing about!

[fayezfaye]

I want to cuddle adam in his nutty room and feed him carrots. - i think that would suit him

[polofishUK]

Steeeephennnn!!

[Twalker06]

Just coming!

[TboneWillsone]

Adam and Joe, their type of humour is so rare these days, it's not at all bitter or against anybody else. Comedians like Jimmy Carr and the like suck ass in comparison.

A+J just brighten up you day

[LucasWayFilms]

I love the innocence of their comedy...

I look forward to the Podcast all week.

They brighten up any day.

[orrsy]

haha brilliant!

[homesickalien64]

Glastonbury = middle class refugee camp

[weareskaters]

Reading= Ra Ra girl central

[LucasWayFilms]

Agreed, it's ruined it

This year is my last Reading... too many people whos bible is the NME & 16 kids over excited after getting their GCSE results...

[xinaesthetic]

Well, there are quite a few nice festivals around these days. Can't see much need to go to the 'Carling Weekend'.

[plugindave]

too true

[blackflower75]

LOL

[rickrenny]

@homesickalien64 have to agree mate, went this year and it was amazing, but it fucking irritated the hell out of me the number of people going around saying how everything was 'lush'

[davidjcolbran]

i'll be running my bongo classes as usual 6am my tent at Chillax - all welcome (except for Jason who spoilt for everyone last year)

[paigetempleton]

Adam Buxton is a genius.

[Ming64]

I'm going to Wicker World this year.

[Pfth]

Chillax is meant to be better. It has a really cool Afro-Celt circus healing zone.

[Ming64]

Yeah I heard about that. It does sound good, but Wicker World has got free nepalese zen pilates classes and extreme bongos! I'm torn!

[Pfth]

This might swing it for you - at Chillax, if you purchase the Sony KZ450 i-cocoon and sign up to Virgin's Pay More Talk Less package you get a free album sampler download of Moby's Corporate Healing album and an indulgent spa day with free chakra cleansing at the Gaian Health Spa in Royal Tunbridge Wells.

[coventrymat]

Does it have an Advert Stage? If it has then I'm there but I might take my tipi instead.....yurts are sooo last season.

[freemanizer]

Loving Buckles Cam

[Ming64]

That's it, I'm sold! I'll see you in the Zen Chill Trance Tent.

[grasshopa]

That wasn't funny.

[nutster9000]

Oh golly I missed that old bean, since when were collapsible yurts the in thing. Must rush out in my Range Rover Sport and pur-chase one pronto!

Tally Ho!

[flangepipemcgee]

god like genius!

can also say, STEPHEN!!!! FAKE! and CORNBALLS!

[dillinja2000]

Stephen!

[webweasel2006]

Just coming!

[annoianoid]

i tried to send Adam a message but he has friend-lock, I didn't even know friend-lock existed.

Anyway, oi Adam! check out dayjoborchestra.

[ChloeDust]

i love this, it's so blooody true, at glastonbury especially, all the middle-class 40+ somethings trying to fit in with the 'young ones' it's hilarious.

[digger65uk]

Now come on you are being a bit age-st. Perhaps many young Glastonbury virgins try to fit in the older ones, it has been observed....remember the over 40s have been going since 1970. Peace out.

[nutster9000]

Just give up now old bean while you still have some hippy era left wing dignity left in you - you lentil riddled Kaftan wearing yurt dweller! Heee heeeee!!!!!!

[MrRedvers]

@digger65uk In 1970 they would of been a little too young and besides only 1500 attended in that year.

It wasnt always popular.

[StuntManPliskin]

@ChloeDust He's not referring to older people that are middle class. He's talking about pretty much everyone that attends festivals these days. They're all middle class.

[guyit]

@ChloeDust

as once said. these 40 somethings would snort most of the people under the table. LOL

[tel3177]

Mocha- Rockers !!!

[goodboypye]

bastard english middleclasses and their festival hotels and celebritahh fiddling

[antichris78]

ha ha 'The Advert Stage'. well put mr buxton

[xrawrxsarahx]

drugs?

or stuck in his childhood days?

[MrSquare]

He could just like doing fun things. :)

[jackjude]

Not at all, waaaaay, waaaaay, back in time- like last millenium. Festivals used to be very different...he's spot on.

[L0K3]

ha ha what a wanker (i only said that to listen to the audio preview)

[reado1]

i need some whiz woz!

[EgolandTed]

I dont understand why mr Buxton isnt more famous.

[djwedgewood]

Stephen

[tregbo101]

JUST COMING!!

[billydeeuk]

Just Coming!

[nutster9000]

Are we there yet Jemimah!

[MrChops27]

Genius. What a clever monkey you are Mr Buxton.

[SpirAn1971]

He's so good on accents and voices. Kept that one straight the whole way thru, brilliant. Lovely rhymes and scansion too.

[rastabus]

Yes, very true the scansion is particularly impressive, well said.

[hostiletakeover79]

hahaha

[jonner22]

Christ Almighty, he's nailed it, hasn't he? Top hole, Buxton...

[wobinidan]

I was going to ask if you were going to perform this live, but apparently you already you have. Nice job Adam.

[jublianco]

Hey look everyone!there's charlie boorman,and he's expressing himself!

[murrayantony]

This tune was one of the highlights of my last year's Podcast listening. Hilarious.

[wideheadofknowledge]

You mean this year surely?

[paulsmartialarts]

He said "my last year", which means no - he doesn't.

[planetyes]

It's only a few months old, fella

[chris23ace15]

maybe he's from the future?

[planetyes]

Maybe he's just pretending that he's from the future so that we're impressed?

I see you Murrayantony... I see you!

[benjula2006]

oh adam, you really are the wickles to the wockles

[nutster9000]

oooh look you also have some numbers in your name weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bonk!

[labba13]

Hahahaha! Adam & Joe are the best out there, period.