Good lord. You're going to court and are to appear on TV. And the best she can do is no bra, a dirty worn men's t-shirt and a grotty ugly clashing sweater?
The defendants mom is dumb as dirt and pops missed the casting call for "The Devil's Rejects ll"....the kid is 15. Give the fuckin' iPod back shitbird....and mom three words.."Head and Shoulders".
I actually don't think the plaintiff was trying to BUY his affections. I DO think she was still in love with him and he took advantage of her knowing he was with the lovely Julia. Either way, Judge Judy is never wrong.
Bury my face in her unwiped and unwashed ass licking clean that brown and crusty carnation and squirm in her sea of cellulite as I lie on top of her and hump that fat fleshy hole of hers till I empty my big nuts in her used up womb.
@JustineBieberxoxo Nope, I'm not into fatties.. I'm afraid that they will get all excited and smother me under their fat ass. I don't want my last words to be - "I can't breath... I....ca....nt....bre........ath.. your ass stinks like shit."
When JJ first calls on the defendant's girlfriend at 1:35 it kind of sounds like she says, "Raise your paw." She should have followed up with "I've owned cuter dogs in my day".
I can truthfully say that in all the cases of Judge Judge that I have watched I have truly never seen such a parade of sad and tragically ugly people as I have seen here.
Neither of those two teens understand what JJ explained to them. The mothers didn't seem to get it either. The defendant's father might have understood.
I can't get over the fact that 98% of the comments on here are about the defendent's weight.
A) Who gives a fuck what she looks like? Does that immediately make her less human in your eyes?
B) If you find that something noteworthy, take a glance at the comments below before you jump in with your own unoriginal insult. Because it's been said a thousand times over in various and sundry unwitty ways already.
@angrypizzagirl Does that immediately make her less human in your eyes?
Absolutely.
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If you find that something noteworthy, take a glance at the comments below before you jump in with your own unoriginal insult. Because it's been said a thousand times over in various and sundry unwitty ways already.
You are one dumb fat bitch. I always make funny and witty comments for it is my comment if I make it and I'm always funny and witty. Cockface.
@angrypizzagirl Based on your observations, I would say a very large number of people care what she looks like. First impressions say a great deal about a person, unkempt, heavy people seem lazy and gluttonous. They may not be, but that is the impression they give.
@angrypizzagirl funny how the user who chose to name herself 'angrypizzagirl,' who is for sure fat herself, would be butthurt over people making comments on the girl's weight.
In the court of public opinion, fat people are always guilty of being gross. They should all get the chair... but sadly, cannot fit in it.
The D with that filthy red neck bum fluff above his lip loves his women chunky. He obv thinks the bigger the cushon, the better the pushin. Why would any girl think he's worth going out with is beyond me.
There is something here I am not getting ... Judge Judy isn't the only one ... Is there some kind of extream shortage of guys happening? Is what I have been seeing all day on these shows the best there is up on offer?
Can I interest you girls in a slightly used Canadian guy ? I may not be able to promise you much ... but I certainly will do a lot better by you then these guys will lol.
I love people who talk a certain way in front of JJ, all humble and shit, and then with the interview at the end, they're all sassy and loud. Sometime I wish Judy would come back out into the lobby in her regular clothes and give them a look like, "Why weren't you giving all this fever inside the courtroom?"
@letsplaybarbies hahhaaa... A dirty Sanchez is.. basically when you wipe poo on a females top lip, giving them a shit mustache... Mmmmm Lovely... Hey I didn't invent this filth, I just regurgitate it.
the cool thing to do? buy the ex a new ipod (maybe even with the money from selling the other one) ffs -- if i were the boy's parents i would've done so & saved the shame of looking like a heel on TV
@piassojoe, that's hilarious and true - his father looks like Robert Pickton, the pig farmer who murdered all of those poor woman. The likeness is so strong that it gives me shivers.
@LuVSJamie Joking aside it's a shame, isn't it? When one contemplates the health issues involved in being overweight. Where are the parents where this issue is concerned? They should be helping her and encouraging her to lead a healthy lifestyle.
@vienna2100 --- ROFLOL....love you vie!!! I was thinking that the mothers are complete idiots, so it's not surprising that the kids are. The plaintiff especially, was clearly NOT LISTENING to what JJ was telling her, because she kept interrupting with mundane, unimportant information that had no bearing on the case whatsoever. And IF she HAD been listening, she would have just stood there and kept her big trap shut!!
Jeffrey may have the personality and looks of a sea urchin, but I bet you dollars to donuts that boy has 10 meaty inches of thick, succulent Anglo tube steak between his scrawny pathetic pasty white boy legs and that he knows how to use it like a machine. His girlfriends are gradually getting more fuckable. I bet you his next one may even weigh less than he does. Guys like that are the type of dudes who always fall under the radar and rely on word of mouth advertising to get them laid.
@reymatt76 Ugh, you are so cynical. Tell me you don't really believe these things. Yes I would date a guy with a "microdick" as you put it, because it's really pretty unimportant, as is how much money he happens to have. I don't take money from men, and they don't take money from me. What is important is that he has a good heart, isn't a jerk, and that we get along. Having my birthing canal filled up during sexual congress is pretty low down on the list.
@itsakitten I like that... "sexual congress" ... Yeah, but in terms of sucking, I like a dick that is juicy and fills up my mouth, but doesn't overextend it. I hate small ones, cuz you have to pucker your lips together and it hurts my jaw even though you can deep throat without gagging - so yeah - but I couldn't date someone with a microdick. And with the big ones, well I'm not a rattlesnake, my jaw does unhinge to eat my pray, so unless he's a quick shooter, I couldn't suck it for too long.
@reymatt76 Wow, well it's clearly very, very important to you. You've thought about it way more than I ever have or ever will! The genitals of another person are really pretty boring to me. I am more interested in their brain. If I like the brain, I might agree to play with their genitals, but I don't expect said genitals to be anything except clean and cheese-free.
@letsplaybarbies I know, I had to reread it to jog my memory, and it is arguably one of my best posts. I'm surprised it hasn't received the accolades that some of my other posts have received, but thank you for recognizing it and letting me know. It didn't exactly turn me on when I reread it just now, but that's probably because I just had some tube steak for lunch today and am full. I'm sure when I wrote this one I was starving and desperate. Mouth watering. Dripping. Hungry.
"She knew the pacific day she was in the hospital."....ha!
melisagarber 1 day ago
He really likes the big girls, they look almost the same too.
Lissabon 2 days ago
Love is blind
nellie2581 2 days ago
15 yr old girl with low self esteem who has to bribe a guy with gifts. And, she is embarrassing herself in front of millions, just for an ipod.
rorymaria1 3 days ago
"he has this new young damsel" ha....damsel in distress
1misslavenderrose 5 days ago
Good lord. You're going to court and are to appear on TV. And the best she can do is no bra, a dirty worn men's t-shirt and a grotty ugly clashing sweater?
shaldana 1 week ago
THANKS FOR THE UPLOADS AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU INCLUDE BOTH PARTS 1-2 AND EPISODES 1-2
madonna91978 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
He likes them big girls!
eidolonlove 3 weeks ago 3
@eidolonlove he's a chubby chaser lol
jkp551 1 week ago
typical american
adamchoj12 3 weeks ago
@adamchoj12 STFU all you do is complain about big ppl. Go and get kidnapped and learn something new to complain about.
luceean 1 week ago
@adamchoj12
all of them....it's sad isn't it?
1misslavenderrose 5 days ago
Where's hauntnut gone?
MrOnionterror 3 weeks ago
The defendants mom is dumb as dirt and pops missed the casting call for "The Devil's Rejects ll"....the kid is 15. Give the fuckin' iPod back shitbird....and mom three words.."Head and Shoulders".
55slice 3 weeks ago
The name says it all "GRAB- owwwwwski". LOL.
canil1001 1 month ago
Holly Hawkins goes to my school lol
benjaminmv14 1 month ago
"Raise your paw" ........HILARIOUS!!!!!
weezyk111 1 month ago
We get that she's fat. That's obvious. We should be targeting the boyfriend's weird fish mouth!
gnortznitz 1 month ago 2
lol holly goes to my school....how pathetic</3
omgyouresocoolxo 1 month ago
Always so many hotties in JJ's courtroom.
bawniey 1 month ago
The D's mustache is awesomely creepy.
bawniey 1 month ago
LOL! The new girlfriend looks almost the same as the ex-girlfriend
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@angrypizzagirl Clearly it makes her much MORE of a human
LeeArtstu 2 months ago
yummmm pizzagirl :D
Longoop 2 months ago
hahahahahah @ bra woman! fkn funny shit.. ew
sxcGreka 2 months ago
I actually don't think the plaintiff was trying to BUY his affections. I DO think she was still in love with him and he took advantage of her knowing he was with the lovely Julia. Either way, Judge Judy is never wrong.
wiresxandxwaves 2 months ago
BRA WOMAN!
goeslikewubwubwub 2 months ago
he likes the fattys
goeslikewubwubwub 2 months ago
Bra? Anyone? Bueller - can you get her a bra? MY EYES!
coyotegrowl 2 months ago
P is 15? She looks 30.
idlefonzo201 2 months ago
Eww 03:03 His mom needs to wear a bra or something to stop them hanging dow all the way to the floor
Caziegirl 2 months ago
"do you have a harassment case against her?" "I d d" "its dismissed"
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Wow...these girls need some self-esteem if they consider Jeffery a "catch"....yuck!
rassledassle82 2 months ago
I want to bareback that fatty ex.
Bury my face in her unwiped and unwashed ass licking clean that brown and crusty carnation and squirm in her sea of cellulite as I lie on top of her and hump that fat fleshy hole of hers till I empty my big nuts in her used up womb.
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Just jizzed my undies....
JustineBieberxoxo 2 months ago
@JustineBieberxoxo .....and you point is???
ThomasAUSTRALIA1 2 months ago
@JustineBieberxoxo you mean your panties..
ghostnemre 2 months ago
@ghostnemre You'd bareback that porker too. Don't deny.
Smoothest ride ever but you don't want to be seen with her.
Kind of like that old junk car you've had for years but park in the back.
JustineBieberxoxo 2 months ago
@JustineBieberxoxo Nope, I'm not into fatties.. I'm afraid that they will get all excited and smother me under their fat ass. I don't want my last words to be - "I can't breath... I....ca....nt....bre........ath.. your ass stinks like shit."
ghostnemre 2 months ago
When JJ first calls on the defendant's girlfriend at 1:35 it kind of sounds like she says, "Raise your paw." She should have followed up with "I've owned cuter dogs in my day".
InnateWhisper 2 months ago
@InnateWhisper She always uses that phrase on the teenagers..not sure if it's just the well fed ones.
bawniey 1 month ago
somebody quick run up to the father and kick him in the head to pop that pustule before it gets any bigger and takes out a city block.
IndignantSkeptic 3 months ago 2
A user is a user, spend some brain cells not money.
kikatx08 3 months ago
dont people wash their hair for court anymore?
lvmykids1 3 months ago 12
Make's you feel lucky your not like them.
TheNWOAssasin 3 months ago
Saying someone is ugly isn't particularly...nice, but OH MY GOD look at the father!!
jhonen32629 3 months ago
I can truthfully say that in all the cases of Judge Judge that I have watched I have truly never seen such a parade of sad and tragically ugly people as I have seen here.
Buondelmonte123 3 months ago
Raise your paw? Did JJ actually say this?
Buondelmonte123 3 months ago 2
Damn these girls are butt-ugly. Shave that dog and teach it to hunt LOL
KuwaityDude 3 months ago 10
@KuwaityDude
lol. funny comment.
rorymaria1 3 days ago
that mom is in court...think she could wear a bra?
ubee21 3 months ago 3
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puddingforhitler 3 months ago
Judge Judy sounds like she's on her rag in this episode.
ChronoTriggerMusic 3 months ago
Lololol! His voice. Are there no better guys in the damn town?!
elyssia1990 3 months ago
OMG/ they all look like they are inbred and frigging ugly/current girlfriend is a lesson to be learned!!!!
zoedaria 3 months ago
HOLY FUCK WHAT A MAN WHORE
mbarana100 3 months ago
what's your first name? - Holly Hawkins...lol
alfamonk 3 months ago
wierd lookin kid likes 'em plump
DrDBoctor 3 months ago
No one touches my iPhone.
gnortznitz 3 months ago
Why do some guys insist on having that gross little mustache?
TheSaphireFlames 3 months ago
fat girls would settle for anybody.how sad!
sameerolail 3 months ago
The voice over guy should be saying "A Teen Blinded"...that's pretty much it...
vampiregothchickpoet 3 months ago
the new gf looks a hell of a lot like the ex gf
lollypop430 3 months ago
@lollypop430 That would be in-breeding coming full circle! SCARY!
vampiregothchickpoet 3 months ago
Mrs Grabowski needs to make a trip to Walmart and buy herself a bra!
RVBOY2 3 months ago 3
I am sick to death of these enabling, in-denial mothers.
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I love how the real story comes out. She gave it to him, they broke up, she wanted it back. Tough luck
CrownedPeaches 3 months ago
Neither of those two teens understand what JJ explained to them. The mothers didn't seem to get it either. The defendant's father might have understood.
absue 3 months ago
Dear big teens dont eat that much burgers and chips.
globe255 3 months ago
I can't get over the fact that 98% of the comments on here are about the defendent's weight.
A) Who gives a fuck what she looks like? Does that immediately make her less human in your eyes?
B) If you find that something noteworthy, take a glance at the comments below before you jump in with your own unoriginal insult. Because it's been said a thousand times over in various and sundry unwitty ways already.
angrypizzagirl 4 months ago 40
@angrypizzagirl Thank you. You're a breath of fresh air.
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@angrypizzagirl Does that immediately make her less human in your eyes?
Absolutely.
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If you find that something noteworthy, take a glance at the comments below before you jump in with your own unoriginal insult. Because it's been said a thousand times over in various and sundry unwitty ways already.
You are one dumb fat bitch. I always make funny and witty comments for it is my comment if I make it and I'm always funny and witty. Cockface.
JustineBieberxoxo 2 months ago
@angrypizzagirl Lol, coming from "Angrypizzagirl"...xD
vandalizemeprettyy 2 months ago
@angrypizzagirl fat people
gogoutube 2 months ago
@angrypizzagirl well said my dear! :)
Dominated1408 2 months ago
@angrypizzagirl
Question A1): Obviously, a lot of people.
Question A2): Yes, it does.
B) I would like to retract my vote where we voted you as the You Tube authority responsible for determining the validity of other people's comments.
gingerspop 2 months ago
@gingerspop
A1) Your judgement obviously makes YOU more inhuman.
B1) You're an over-spoken prejudicial douche, as many others apparently are.
B) I would retract my vote for your parents to not have gotten an abortion.
MeagheanMae 2 months ago
@MeagheanMae Wow your delusional, hypocritical and don't even know it.
WinzoIsAEpicFail 1 month ago
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xowesing997xo 3 weeks ago
@angrypizzagirl Based on your observations, I would say a very large number of people care what she looks like. First impressions say a great deal about a person, unkempt, heavy people seem lazy and gluttonous. They may not be, but that is the impression they give.
thedesertmisfit 2 weeks ago
@angrypizzagirl funny how the user who chose to name herself 'angrypizzagirl,' who is for sure fat herself, would be butthurt over people making comments on the girl's weight.
In the court of public opinion, fat people are always guilty of being gross. They should all get the chair... but sadly, cannot fit in it.
horsesflu 1 week ago
@horsesflu lol thats wrong...but funny
Rorix9 1 week ago
15 and already morbidly obese. Sad.
greenjeansmjr 4 months ago
he's into fatties LOL!
latinguy67 4 months ago
That woman in the grey shirt needs a bra!
MegaSweetness76 4 months ago
who the f... is Holly Hawkins...what a shame to have such a mother
Ninnisworld2901 4 months ago
he gets no credit if all the girls fighting over him is fat
Ineedthat06 4 months ago
The D loves plumpers!
jimmyjazz240 4 months ago
lol i can tell by the comments which ones of you are guys =P lol
ktbluegirl13 4 months ago
lol sex and money don't matter personality and if he or she is kind and treats you with respect thats all the matters
and remember you will never truely be completely happy if you pick a guy for other things or marry for anything else besides for love =)
ktbluegirl13 4 months ago
lot's of people humiliate themselves for no reason on judge judy lol
or some are just plain dumb =P
ktbluegirl13 4 months ago
@ktbluegirl13 you just said "lot is of people" WTF?
Blade10201 3 months ago
fat girls need love too.
sameerolail 4 months ago
The D with that filthy red neck bum fluff above his lip loves his women chunky. He obv thinks the bigger the cushon, the better the pushin. Why would any girl think he's worth going out with is beyond me.
thehouso 4 months ago
Why does a thin guy like Twitchy keep dating these Plums?
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oh yeah ...this is the side story from Deliverance.
fetishisticrose 4 months ago
There is something here I am not getting ... Judge Judy isn't the only one ... Is there some kind of extream shortage of guys happening? Is what I have been seeing all day on these shows the best there is up on offer?
Can I interest you girls in a slightly used Canadian guy ? I may not be able to promise you much ... but I certainly will do a lot better by you then these guys will lol.
ETericET 5 months ago
@ETericET
LOL your adorable =)
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They humilliated themselves in front of millions of people for a fucking Ipod? This has to be fake.
mickey3348 5 months ago
@mickey3348 Oh no, it's very much real.
excalibur183 5 months ago
@mickey3348 The scary thing is, they have no idea they are humiliating themselves.
TheSkylur44 4 months ago
so this is the case of miss piggy vs potato head... another low life 'this is america' example.
masster64 5 months ago
gay dar gaydar gaydar gaydar gaydar gaydar
grahepo 6 months ago
New girlfriend looks exactly like old girlfriend. Both swamp donkeys, both still better looking than him.
ArwenPendragon 6 months ago
When Jeffrey is the kind of young man women fight over, you KNOW something is wrong with society,
mynameis677 6 months ago 27
@mynameis677 yeah but then you see the ladies...it's no surprise
alfamonk 3 months ago
@mynameis677 American society perhaps.
I don't see English or Finnish or Lithuanian courtcases over this bullshit all over the internet.
This shit is still amusing as hell though.
JustineBieberxoxo 2 months ago
Ugh. His voice does not fit his white boy ghetto accent AT ALL.
pnutgallery514 6 months ago
I love people who talk a certain way in front of JJ, all humble and shit, and then with the interview at the end, they're all sassy and loud. Sometime I wish Judy would come back out into the lobby in her regular clothes and give them a look like, "Why weren't you giving all this fever inside the courtroom?"
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
It's interesting, they're greedy and the last name is GRABowski.
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
Looks like someone gave the lil' chubby chaser a Dirty Sanchez.
mattbane 6 months ago
@mattbane What's a dirty sanchez?
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
@letsplaybarbies hahhaaa... A dirty Sanchez is.. basically when you wipe poo on a females top lip, giving them a shit mustache... Mmmmm Lovely... Hey I didn't invent this filth, I just regurgitate it.
mattbane 6 months ago
@mattbane Do you do this often?
ETericET 5 months ago
I have just noticed the father of the defendant sitting to the side =O
asjabluedog 7 months ago
the cool thing to do? buy the ex a new ipod (maybe even with the money from selling the other one) ffs -- if i were the boy's parents i would've done so & saved the shame of looking like a heel on TV
lukafafrenz 7 months ago
The whole case is about a fucking ipod ... ?
nicholasoghlaw 7 months ago
@nicholasoghlaw exactly what i was thinking! how lame right lol
maysoon24 7 months ago
I can see how she would be turned on by his scraggly pencil-thin mustache. This isn't an episode of judge judy; this is an ugly peoples' convention!
johnburtonbalnis 8 months ago 2
Hate to have to correct JJ at 7:00 but the correct term in this case is "immoral," not "amoral."
oaklandj 8 months ago
@oaklandj: You do realize both can apply, right? Also, JJ prefers "amoral" to "immoral".
FallenAngelIII 7 months ago
10:38 Oh my christ, is that really his voice??
UltraBVR 8 months ago 9
@UltraBVR sounds like he "dropped the soap" to many times in jail LOL
bmbpdk 3 months ago
He definitely has a type.
pitcalco 8 months ago
Poor deluded Mum thinks her son is such a catch.
CorkyStJames 8 months ago 3
Oh jesus! It's Jeffrey Dahmer! Oh wait...
maggiej604 8 months ago 2
honestly, i think it's just as likely that the plaintiff ate the fucking ipod.
obie224 8 months ago
It looks like the possible cast of "The Hills Have Eyes 2."
kretzecl 8 months ago
I swear, if JJ said to me, "Raise your paw," I'd say, "I don't have a paw." Well, wouldn't you?
greymolly2 9 months ago 2
I love judge judy Im glad these episode are back thanks!!!!
Shano56mathison 9 months ago
JJ must have been quite a he'll raiser when she was younger given her opinion of teenagers.
cannibalgourmet 9 months ago 2
@cannibalgourmet And I'm sure she must have been a fascinating mom. Can you imagine coming home after curfew?
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
Poor guy looks like the a Teletubby.
piassojoe 9 months ago
@piassojoe, that's hilarious and true - his father looks like Robert Pickton, the pig farmer who murdered all of those poor woman. The likeness is so strong that it gives me shivers.
italianromani 9 months ago
@italianromani He looks a lot like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar.
philipcordwell 9 months ago 2
There are 14 pounds to a stone. So... 210 pounds?
BelleVonShmell 9 months ago
She's 15? Holy shit! What, 15 stone?
vienna2100 9 months ago 13
@vienna2100 Since I don't know "stones," I'm going to assume that's a lot.
BjorkGudmundsdottir 9 months ago
@BjorkGudmundsdottir Well it sure as hell doesn't mean she's borderline anorexic :)
vienna2100 9 months ago
@vienna2100 Fifteen chins.
nicolebmoviesFTW2 9 months ago
@vienna2100 Thas because excess weight makes a person look older.
LuVSJamie 3 months ago
@LuVSJamie Joking aside it's a shame, isn't it? When one contemplates the health issues involved in being overweight. Where are the parents where this issue is concerned? They should be helping her and encouraging her to lead a healthy lifestyle.
vienna2100 3 months ago
The twanging of banjos is deafening.
vienna2100 9 months ago 22
@vienna2100 --- ROFLOL....love you vie!!! I was thinking that the mothers are complete idiots, so it's not surprising that the kids are. The plaintiff especially, was clearly NOT LISTENING to what JJ was telling her, because she kept interrupting with mundane, unimportant information that had no bearing on the case whatsoever. And IF she HAD been listening, she would have just stood there and kept her big trap shut!!
AdLaura 9 months ago
Jeffrey may have the personality and looks of a sea urchin, but I bet you dollars to donuts that boy has 10 meaty inches of thick, succulent Anglo tube steak between his scrawny pathetic pasty white boy legs and that he knows how to use it like a machine. His girlfriends are gradually getting more fuckable. I bet you his next one may even weigh less than he does. Guys like that are the type of dudes who always fall under the radar and rely on word of mouth advertising to get them laid.
reymatt76 9 months ago
@reymatt76 You know, girls don't care about that anywhere NEAR as much as men seem to think they do. Nowhere near.
itsakitten 9 months ago 4
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reymatt76 9 months ago
@itsakitten True. Money trumps large genitals.
reymatt76 9 months ago
@reymatt76 Ugh, you are so cynical. Tell me you don't really believe these things. Yes I would date a guy with a "microdick" as you put it, because it's really pretty unimportant, as is how much money he happens to have. I don't take money from men, and they don't take money from me. What is important is that he has a good heart, isn't a jerk, and that we get along. Having my birthing canal filled up during sexual congress is pretty low down on the list.
itsakitten 9 months ago 2
@itsakitten I like that... "sexual congress" ... Yeah, but in terms of sucking, I like a dick that is juicy and fills up my mouth, but doesn't overextend it. I hate small ones, cuz you have to pucker your lips together and it hurts my jaw even though you can deep throat without gagging - so yeah - but I couldn't date someone with a microdick. And with the big ones, well I'm not a rattlesnake, my jaw does unhinge to eat my pray, so unless he's a quick shooter, I couldn't suck it for too long.
reymatt76 9 months ago
@reymatt76 Wow, well it's clearly very, very important to you. You've thought about it way more than I ever have or ever will! The genitals of another person are really pretty boring to me. I am more interested in their brain. If I like the brain, I might agree to play with their genitals, but I don't expect said genitals to be anything except clean and cheese-free.
itsakitten 9 months ago
@itsakitten are you a nun or something? I'll take the dick.
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
@itsakitten men do.
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
@reymatt76 this post turned me on.
letsplaybarbies 6 months ago
@letsplaybarbies I know, I had to reread it to jog my memory, and it is arguably one of my best posts. I'm surprised it hasn't received the accolades that some of my other posts have received, but thank you for recognizing it and letting me know. It didn't exactly turn me on when I reread it just now, but that's probably because I just had some tube steak for lunch today and am full. I'm sure when I wrote this one I was starving and desperate. Mouth watering. Dripping. Hungry.
reymatt76 6 months ago