The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Funniest Jokes - Part 2

[xDEVIN99x]

This is the last part:Sheldon Its on bitch,*shakes head*

[arthurboii5]

yeah..fuck that dude who just spoilt papua new guineans..

[ToxicBunnyXXX]

what about tht time he dressed up as the flash and kept saying ZOOM. cuz he drank so much coffee???

[sbarnaby65]

lol

umpa lumpa

[Greece3D]

Hello umpa lumpas of science xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[whatsshaking12]

the ending was so funny XD

[1987billman]

@Mattdodge3710: I agree. skin color or religion or race shouldn't matter. It doesn't matter your background. we all breathe the same air, have the same needs (we just use different ways to quench those needs) so why should it matter where we come from?

[TotalMaxAngel]

I wanna play 3-D chess... And Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

[Roflmao0516]

Lol!!!! That's the first time I've heard Sheldon say bi*ch!!! XDDD lool

[pinoyguy234]

who is the girl on a date with leonard at the movies

[qeliqali]

@pinoyguy234 stephanie

[katerpttr]

For those of talking crap about the show may I ask why the heck ur even watching this?!

[katerpttr]

For those of u talking crapba

[Mattdodge3710]

Don't you guys love how the theme song or intro song just classifies us all as humans, no race no inequity, no discouragement of one another. Bc if you look at it we are all the same! We have just made every cultur and every race separate when in reality we are all humans. We are all the same! We built a wall and pyramids. Who can deny it? Thumbs up for the intro song of the big bang theory!

[alwaysforyou96]

Hello Oompa Loompas of science! Haha

[Saibachick]

Sheldon attempting a smile looks like Mr.Bean's smiles XD

[peeco19]

bippidy boppody boo

[Thumb31ina018]

I love their version of rock paper scissors!

[TennantJunkie1993]

Keep disproving my Shelly, Penny. You'll just keep falling into the pit of your own death, until you stop, and trust me when I say that that hole is so deep, that you won't be able to get out without help.

[spottedleaf21firepaw]

63 peoples hands slipped when they went to click the like botten 

[Mattlutn23]

@5:07 i just about inhaled a chicken strip.

[PlanetBigBangTheory]

Soft Kitty

[sactownism]

you guys notice that Sheldon always wear a shirt over his longsleeve

[monkisrcool]

correction-their almost all from the episode on the plane ^^

[monkisrcool]

i saw the first scenes episode on the plane! :D

[BadBoy7YourDead]

it's on BITCH!!

[kittentailkim]

You missed out the best part of the 3 dimensional chess scene where Sheldon says to Leaonard: "How does it feel to suck on so many levels"

[mem3me1]

sheldon's face when he's smiling is ... simply indescribable

[Jtann77]

just wondering out of curiosity, does anyone else not find this funny?

[dizrob]

@Jtann77 probably, unfortunately those who do not find this funny have chosen not to watch a youtube video about said subject. Now leave all of us who do find it funny be.

BAZINGA.

[imev6lli]

what ep is the last one ?

[ninjachanga]

@imev6lli It's when they compete in the physics bowl.

[JebusJack]

the best part was when Sheldon was saying words

[SayGreenday]

7:37 it's on bitch haha i fell off my desk chair laughin LMFAO

[rubydelta6]

i can't get enough of the last scene it's on bitch lol gotta love sheldon

[molineux92]

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other

says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

[Chazz1225]

7:34 hearing that made me spit my gum at the computer screen in laugher LMAO

[LoniganTheDragon]

soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur :3

[Nijurana]

das muss ich auch mal machen wennn ich ins kino gehe XD

[treatachewz]

wut up check out my jb leaked video that i got for my profile

[godofawesomeness1]

The greatest Big Bang Theory episode ever is The Bat Jar Conjecture.

[EmbraceMe711]

Can anyone explain to me how paper can disprove Spock? I don't get that part.

[Evildoctorwho]

@EmbraceMe711 Because Spock doesn't exist.

[Shadowfireblast]

Big Bang theory sucks asss this is one of worse shows!

BAZINGA :P

[clockwork1994]

loven sheldons joker smile XD

[aniviod2904]

5:50 GOOO AWAY XD

[Eaphriel]

"Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!"

[thematsinator]

one more thing........... it's on bitch :p

[lolitarocks]

The smile is the best!

[roboCaim]

love this show! it reminds me of me and my friends.

[scenegirl804]

"one more thing..."

"yeah?"

"..its on bitch."

ohhh sheldon...

[TheAwkwardtuurtle]

58 people's mums never sang soft kitty to them when they were sick.

[tzwientie]

@TheAwkwardtuurtle my mum didn't sing it at all but I still like this video

[newagedesi]

5:10 and 5:18 are scary!

[moschgul]

*dark voice*I'm batman!

[lovetolaugh113]

5:00

[djslug14]

what an ending to this video

[rodiansinger]

5:28. Bazinga!

[smangum5]

I'M BATMAN!

[ByeByeBlackbirdJoke]

4:38 to 5:01 I almost died the 1st time I saw this XDDDDD

[Funkyk2]

my birthday is March 18th. :D

[DarkMind95]

3:11 Owned :D

[semieboy123]

I love this tv show

[HelloCarroBarro]

sheldon's smile..LOVE IT!

[sacha9890]

"please please please please please please please ... " LOVE IT !

[sarcasm2k]

the sets look too much like the ones from Friends:p

[shibunny2017]

omg hes sooooooo cute  IM BATMAN

[19ac087]

The new Mr. Bean has arrived hahaha. Love it when he tries to smile hahahaha.

[BrokenLipz]

he's sooooo cute when he's sick ^^ sheldon<3

[AoifeConaghan]

Sheldon smiling showing no teeth reminds me of Mr. Bean. :L

[bluflow86]

penny sucks..

[Disturbed4everlive]

7:35 its on BITCH lol

[16inyourplaybooks]

I hate The Big Bang Theory. Bazinga!

[DarkOne241]

@16inyourplaybooks How can you hate one of the funniest shows on tv.

[16inyourplaybooks]

@DarkOne241 I don't thats why I put Bazinga at the end

[DarkOne241]

@16inyourplaybooks Oh ok, well good to know you were joking cause I don't get how anyone could hate it.

[xbutterflyXXdreamsx]

LOL! I love Shedlon so much

[MomOfThreeCats]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr LMFAO!

[lululinzee]

7:35 WHOOOOOO STICK IT TO THE MAN

[TheCJShameless]

3-D Candyland would be AWESOME!!!!

[sandesuperman]

I'm BATMAN! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! lmao

[drunkpunk345704]

its on bitch!LMAO



[XxJuLyFoRjAxX]

jajajajajajajajajajajajjajajaj­jaja xD

I Love sheldon cooper xD

jajajaj ~it's on bitch!

[MrC283245433]

I'm Batman hahaha

[MccZerk]

7:35 hahahahahhahahahah

[TheMusicInOurLives]

BAHAHAHA SMILE!

[tamyx13x]

smile!

XDD

[00sparkleandshiiine]

hello oompa loompa's of science

best sheldon insult ever

[Falarahschulz]

One more thing. Its on bitch.

[Ls09100]

where is the shoe bazinga joke...?? xD

[xxxambyangelxxx]

@Ls09100 That was way after this video was made.

[celica825]

IQ of 187!? So to be considered smart he would have to have an IQ of 127?

[TheTMGamers]

@celica825 Yes :D

[sweiland75]

Where is the ball pit Bazinga chase with Leonard?

[sweiland75]

Where is the gift exchange with Penny?

[xxExpectxNothingxx]

hahaha i love his smile

[brockatschool]

Sheldon: one more thing

Leonard: yeah?

Sheldon: IT'S ON BITCH!!

[CenaxKitten]

@brockatschool add the head swing and thats gold! lol

[m0niic4v3sp3r]

LOLOLOLOLOL ! Accoustic sweet spot, the smile, oompa loompas of science, the movie theatre, and the best: IT'S ON BITCH!

[rexsa66]

not that secret the other secret

I'm BATMANNN!!! shhhh

[ccranton8]

7:37 It's on bitch

[48151623428]

seriously 55 people dont like sheldon????? :@

[sweiland75]

@48151623428 Fans of Kripke.

[iiloveyoulots]

ROFL at Sheldon's smile.

[Enterprise1967fan]

lol at 4:43 mating call?

[jbeaumont37]

Who thinks that when Sheldon has a cold he sounds like Stewie Griffin...

[djofghs]

that smile can give joker(batman) a run for money

[LSBonnPower]

BAZINGA!!!

[DarkOne241]

@LSBonnPower That's the world's greatest saying as far as I'm concerned.

[gamedaysaints]

GO AWAY!!!!lol

[caitrossfluffy]

Doctor Sheldon Cooper... for the win :)

[hansen2305]

of all the things he said i laughed loudest at "its on bitch" too, but the batman-thing is also graet!

[flapjackalopis711]

"scissors cuts paper paper cover rock rock crushes lizard lizard poisons spock spock smashes scissors scissors decapitates lizard lizard eats paper paper disproves spock spock vaporizes rock and as it always has, rock crushes scissors" <3

[yentalin12345]

@flapjackalopis711

I saw in the blooper reel that he had to try that line over 3 times because he kept getting his tongue twisted

[yeahgot2be]

@flapjackalopis711 haha respect for writing that down (=

[SRxxlOve]

Oh God i love u Sheldon! haha

[likeanightingale]

his smile <3

[laneylowry]

Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur,Happy kitty sleepy kitty pur pur pur.

[QuidProQuo2010]

The "smile"... cracks me up everytime.  "Try less teeth"...

[1tothe8]

if i haven't seen all of the episodes. id love it

[anitatcm]

5:07 OMG I JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nqueen666]

SMILE =] hahaha

[RandomTwinkle]

4:35 - The next time I'am in the cinema I will do that! HA! HA! I like to annoy people!!

[iceblast9]

@RandomTwinkle i do that all the time.

[morganlhuillier]

" rock paper scissors lezard spok " cant stop laughin'

[chimperas3]

@morganlhuillier lizard...

[morganlhuillier]

@chimperas3 the same...

[raiderj134]

One more thing

yes?

It's on bitch!

GO SHELDON!

[kikyoween]

"One more thing: It's on, bitch." *head swagger*

[CH93a]

I want soup , hmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm !

[seegurke34]

what o you want me to do?

smile!

:]

[VancouverRox2010]

I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!



[Vaibakaupmees]

55 people got really scared after "It's on b!tch!"

[ra18067]

@songsmirth If Leonard was my friend I would tolerate Sheldon for one simple reason......and she lives across the hall.

[sweentnhot0104]

I'm totally do the Sheldon's way of finding acoustic sweet spot this weekend.

[TheLordofError]

Sheldon...never smile again

[timmytankTK]

god, what an awful show.

[k66798]

what ep is 1:55 from?

[SchoolyardKiller]

@k66798 It's the beginning of the 17th episode of Season 1, "The Tangerine Factor."

[herkalas]

I definitely love thus show!!

[vanilah88]

OH MY GOD!! sheldon's SMILE!! :)))

[SuperScumbagg]

@makesyoohwunda what episode was that?

[theskatergirl23]

omg when sheldon said it's on b**ch i DIED!!!!!!!!!! omg best thing ever!!!! <3 awsome vid

[EPICCLES]

I'm like Sheldon(gasp!) oh noes

[Songsmirth]

I know it's just a tv show but sometimes Sheldon's egomanical self drives me crazy! Evenyone is supposed to cater to him. He goes into a restaurant full of healthy people and doesn't care that he might infect all of them because he wants soup. lol I want to smack him. How he's found friends at all surprises me and why they tolerate him I don't know. He has to be right. I keep wondering why the others even want him around? What does add to anyone's happiness? It's a paradox. :)

[TheFightingRebel]

@Songsmirth I agree! lol I mean the other three I see me hanging out with a bit, each one is fun in their own way, but Shel would make me kill him then kill myself lol ^_^

[Songsmirth]

@TheFightingRebel Yep! It's probably why we can appreciate a being like Sheldon. He's not anything close to normal. :) Isn't that why some tv shows are so popular? Because the characters aren't close to real life? lol I don't know how many of these episodes where I'd like to do things to Sheldon. I know it's silly but I keep asking myself why Leonard puts up with him? Wouldn't Leonard's life be so much easier if Sheldon wasn't in it? I wonder if Leonard hates himself sometimes. :)

[RoszaZing]

What game are they playing at 1:05-1:12? I know its chess, but what kind?

[MaruMovieFan9779]

@RoszaZing tridimentional chess

[violetglory22]

LOL... loved his smiles

[ra18067]

He's finding the acoustic sweet spot. Love it.

[Songsmirth]

@ra18067 IF there were a real person like Sheldon, who would want to be seen with him? He doesn't care who he embarasses as long as he gets his way. I've wondered what is wrong with Leonard that he tolerated him? He has friends but is embarassed time after time after time when he's with Sheldon.  Do any of you have a friend even close to Sheldon? lol We all have quirks and our friends put up with us as we do them but I've never known someone this bad! :)

[TheBigBangTheoryTeam]

AMAZING!!!

[Tomba1997]

sick?here we go...ahhahahahhahaa

[MrStrong02]

Penny: y didn't u just have soup @ home?

Sheldon: Penny, i have an I.Q of 187, don't u imagine that if there were a way for me to have soup @ home i would've thought of it?

Penny: u can have soup delivered

Sheldon: i did not think of that

hahaha so great

[racemo83]

@THEREALAPOLLO608 there is one video of bloopers in which one you can watch a few takes about it! really funny

[KZBProductionCo]

oh god that smile is fucking scary!

[rexman92]

sheldon:IM BATMAN!

me: umm what about knowing how to fight i mean if u had all that u said u need then the bad guys may still kick u but because of the factor that if you relye on youre tech too much they will find ways to pry that tech off you

and then you'd be jsut a nerd whering a batman outfit

sheldon:..... good point o.o

[Lighterfluidmaster]

@rexman92 no, he'd point oout all of your terrible grammar and spelling errors.

[rexman92]

@Lighterfluidmaster go f ur self

[Thoroughbred17]

@Lighterfluidmaster BEST REPLY EVER!!!

[prepsloveme]

haha his creepy ass smile

[Nizzemancer]

55 people forwars lolcats to their friends emails

[pambamx33]

"Not that secret, the other secret!"

"I'm bathman!!!"

LMFAOOOO

[MrDred900]

it's on, bitch

[yinghuiyinghui]

@THEREALAPOLLO608 I believe it's kept minimum with our brilliant Jim :)

[am8129]

serious audio lag here

[cubanorecords]

WORST SHOW EVER!!!  BAZINGA!!!

[burning4rmwithin]

why can't spock vaporize everything?

[BAAUH]

@burning4rmwithin that would be illogical, star trek jokes aside