eBay Is Good. Part 1

[FPSQuebec]

Website Worth: $3,657.30

Daily Pageviews: 1,670

Daily Ads Revenue: $5.01

youre shit

[TheArchfiend]

@FPSQuebec

LOL! And to think I put a whole ten minutes a day at the most maintaining my site. What a waste to earn money that easily. What's your site making?

That's what I thought.

[FPSQuebec]

@TheArchfiend just pointed out that it dropped as hell.

[ExKizuna1]

I'd laugh if the so-called 20 minutes of video was this one XDDD

[TheFuckinghumanity]

Is there any way you can sell a ps3 with black ops

[YouTman99]

Target!

[w00dyblack]

hmm... cant say I agree with the AVGN bashing... but f*cking funny anyway - *begrudgingly subs* how much did this stuff go for - The hat and archfiend vol 1 ?

[YTSlakteren]

I don't agree. But this is funny as hell.

[Lucario75]

Before I bought your merchindise, I was a virgin. BITCHES LOVE PEANUT BUTTER

[er286]

OMG this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

Btw: irate gamer should pay $799.99 for hack attack

[AviatorStudios]

I will buy theawesomearchfiend com from you for $5,000

[MyNameBobbyJoe]

Dang, that CD is gonna be smashed before it gets there lol xD

[everysnakesdream22]

you crack me up!

[Datleco]

That green case dynex CD-R, you know just how to make a guy happy

[andrewajt62]

lmfao!!!!!! laughed irl at hack attack from podcast

[TheArchfiend]

@girrocks12

Sweet!

[PedroBenolielBonito]

you'd make a great salesman LOL. I bet someone somewhere bought one of those things from you HAHA

[thomasca]

I've noticed this trend on youtube where idiots like to mug a camera for an unbelievable amount of time, and still call it entertainment.

It really is pretty fucking stupid/

[fireshark39]

ur so full of shit, every one out there if u want a hat lik tht buy a nike hat put some tape and write the website down instead of spending 0ver 50$ and with the left over money buy a hooker and get the pussy that way cause that hats not gonna get u shit from anybody u big fucktard

[SuperBarax]

@fireshark39 Thank$ for watching hi$ video.

[salshasam]

@fireshark39 You...thi-....how can someone be so stup....How don't you realize that this is....He basically explained that... HOW THE FUCK DONT YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS SARCASM!?

[Kape11meisteR]

@fireshark39 Why so serious?

[SlayboarderFilms]

Omgwtfbbq! The 3 mints part made me laugh. alot. kthxbai

[File65327]

Please dont tell me you're out of half eaten Sandwitches. =(

[LewisTaylorRules08]

This is the epitome of awsome :P

[Rorschach1212]

Make more spoof videos. its fucking hilarious

[cuttock]

Emmmmm......could you dump the Hack Attack rom?

[CountryFriedGamer]

wioohaoaoaoha scared the tranny fluid outta me...wwoooahhaa

[Viscoth]

You should totally sell stuff for a living :)

[MrNerdyWalkthroughs]

I almost died laughing when i saw that the game was "hack attack" i would actually pay that much for that game

[gentleuterus]

AVGN is such a money grubbing whore. Milking his poor fans like no tomorrow. I bet he doesn't even like video games. He constantly says that he'd rather be doing movies, as that was his main aspiration. But he feels forced to continue with AVGN because of all the money it's making him.

[coolblueforever]

Website Worth: $194,892.48

Daily Pageviews: 88,992

Daily Ads Revenue: $266.98

Damn arch, someone's getting some cash money.

[GoldenGazette]

How about another on dealdash?

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

Website Worth: $5,735.61

Daily Pageviews: 2,619

Daily Ads Revenue: $7.86

:O

[TheArchfiend]

@ZeroSuitSamus2008

Yay.

[cuttock]

"Ill go crazy, I'll put the right hand on them too"

Bwha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[EmTheSmasher]

XD Lol I made my own AwesomeArchFiend Hat and it has a flower and some tape that says it :D Lol It got me a ton of attention at school :D

[TheArchfiend]

@EmTheSmasher

Hawt.

[EmperorFishFinger]

Website Worth: $6,180.18

Daily Pageviews: 2,822

Daily Ads Revenue: $8.47

Estimated numbers for theawesomearchfiend

[TheArchfiend]

@EmperorFishFinger

Cha-ching!

[ZurkonTheDestroyer]

GIRLS! Imagine the pussy you'll get with this hat!

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

can you show us some gameplay footage of hack attack?

[JamesRobertOsborne]

LMAO, when you threw in the 3 mint candies, I literally fell on my ass and laughed so hard! Great job!

[multeman]

New title card auctions!

[Tinymclean]

PEANUT BUTTER HAS PEANUTS?! WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME!

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

@Tinymclean THIS IS THE GREATEST DISCOVERY SINCE AIR

[Tinymclean]

Damn you! i thought my sounds was broke at the start so i put it on full then you shouted

[FlameViewer]

SO MUCH PUSSY

[cowardlygoomba]

Oh my god. I am insane. 8:13 XD

[MrBIGM0UTH]

HACK ATTACK! Greatest game EVER! *can't stop laughing*

[r0ckinOUTloud]

I'm Gonna miss you :(

[Wtfgames]

Watching 400 bucks a day is not hard, ive wasted higher amounts on a single day for a week on hookers and drugs :O

[Wtfgames]

@Hardcore555A Sellout? If he can make a couple of bucks so fucking what? WHat's wrong capitalism?

[squidshark1]

XD!

[willscomix]

That hat gave me a boner.

[spicais7]

sad

[TheArchfiendStudios]

I need that hat.

[boygenius12]

im sorry i cant stop laughing at this its like he is talking down to you like your a retard, thumbs up!!

[hobodude68]

I NEED that hat.

[Terryracoon]

That was cool... But still.... James has no real job! All his money comes from AD'S and AVGN! Also, selling your stuff isn't "wrong" as long as you have someone who buys them!

Sorry, man.... I love your videos, but i'd say this one is just.... wrong.....

[TheArchfiend]

JUST HIS WEBSITE ALONE makes $400+ a DAY in ad revenue. So by all means, explain to me again why he needs to stoop to this level and sell random shit on ebay?

[6Mega6Man6]

@TheArchfiend I knew you were referring to AVGN. I will just buy the DVDs.

Also, where do I get that kick ass hat?

[Holdtheline07]

Yes he has a job..

[moviecritic6]

@Terryracoon And his website

[notemo212]

@Terryracoon You dumb ass, he gets $291.74 a day from his website alone, 291.74 X 365 = $106,485 a year.

[Terryracoon]

@notemo212 Hey, calm down, man! This comment is about a year old (A.K.A. Before James started to suck) Back then i was the typical AVGN-Nazi.....

[nicknjbsmom]

Hack Attack was banned from everywhere except New Jersey because when the Beta testers tested the game, it was SO epic that everyone's faces burned with screams of joy.

[KiteNamikaze]

OMG LIEK,I WANT THAT GAME,and to make sure you will sell it for ME,I WILL PAY 1000 BUCKS!!! 1000 BUCKS!!! I WANT IT LIEK,SOOOOOO B4D!

[eba1997]

I'MMA GETTING THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!

Even though I'm allergic...XD

[MadSadBadWorld]

I don't think you're half bad, but boy your head is shaped weird.

[monsterEyesPro]

lol I'd buy this shit!! nice video archfiend btw there's alot of comments here that are thumbed down..

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, some fanboys hit this video with teh thumbs down. Oh noes.

[judekhanzo]

Oh damn, I gotta buy Hack Attack, an NES game so rare that there's not a single rom of it on the internet.

[Sharkbait635]

I wonder if people took this seriously like the fake E-Begs.

[MarkMillionaireGuru]

Hello TheArchfiend

I have to admit I am very impressed with the quality of your videos here on youtube.

They are certainly a pleasure to watch as I do enjoy them.

I am sure there is many others who also feel the same about your videos.

Mark McCulloch

[BeRad117]

Oh my god! TheArchfiend is Billy Mays reborn! Greatest salesmen ship EVER!!!!

[lordurias]

i'd like the knob on your bedroom door. XD

[Kekzor1337]

Damn I cant belive how bad everything has went with AVGN. First of all his videos are NOTHING special any longer and second of all he is whoring out and selling worthless crap to his stupid fans.

I recently wrote a comment on one of his videos explaining that I thought he had become worse, why he had become worse and also how I thought he could do to get his show watchable again.

And guess what? The next day it was removed...

[Kekzor1337]

He has Irate gamer vibes all over him by now, shitty show, doesn't listen to criticism, removes comments that doesnt fit him, makes worthless videos that fans aren't intressted in, a good example is : "The History of Super Mecha Death Christ"

[TheArchfiend]

It's ashame but that is what he has become. Hope he never totally forgets where he came from and who made him what he is. Us!

[Vicsor]

Oh snap! Hack Attack! D:

[completemystery]

i want that game!

[BrittPhillips]

If you need to make some money right now here's a guaranteed way to do it...

GuaranteedWayToMakeMoney [dot] com

[Whatsmahpasswurd]

I want that hat!

[dempseymagic]

Lol the shadow makes u look like u have a blk i

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

Vince ain't shit compared to the Archfiend.

[FraggedMind]

FLAGGED FOR MISLEADING THUMBNAIL.

[TheArchfiend]

lol

That thumbnail was actually very on topic.

[SpencerMike1993]

lol

[tt3socal]

in the link i saw avgn

[xblowmeawayx1]

me too...

[Bassbait]

The things about the auctions are that ya, the people who do them DON'T want what they are selling. It gets to the point where they just say "hey, I know nearly millions of people who would want this stuff." So they could sell it for one dollar, but because of the fact that some people are more willing than others, prices skyrocket. So you can't blame anybody who does it. I would only blame the people who are willing to buy something so useless.

[NeoTStyle]

599 US DOLLARS

[NeoTStyle]

"Guys, think of how much pussy you can get."

"Girls, think of how much pussy you can get."

Clever bastard.

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

god i hope that hat hasent bin sold yet

[TheIconoclasst]

I want your underpants. !

[infantryhawk]

ebay is not working right now.

[Shmeepazoid]

I would like to place an order for the two market pantry water bottles

[si421]

I'LL BUY HACK ATTACK!!!

[ethanjkelly]

i pissed my self when u said 599.99

[ethanjkelly]

i actually laughed out loud when i saw the water bottles, lol 39.99 for some old water bottles, yeah ok dude.. ps u sounded like Billy maise, to bad hes dead

[EZ3Xicano]

i miss Billy Mays....

[ethanjkelly]

so do I, his beard and attitude was comical

[catboyjeremie]

The best part is that some people would clearly buy some of the items on this video.

Its pretty bad but the buyers are at fault as well, if not more since they *willingly* pay up.

402$ per day? 293,764$ estimated worth? Uh wow... that's indeed pretty overkill to sell all that stuff. I wonder how much money his movies cost him to make though.

Rumor says he got to repair the house each weeks. The nostalgia critic keeps breaking in and they fight to the death. What a jerk!

[terriblefilms]

LOL!!!! The Arch is the man. GO TO EBAY NOW!!!

[manbearpig74012]

Do you have twistie ties in purple? I'll pay double if you do~

[jolawsci]

Arch, you can sell those twisty things for a much higher price if you autograph them!!

[Sora444Dude]

Please Archfiend, you'll make more money if you can request Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony to put it on VC, Xbox Live Arcade, and PSN. put it on those D:

[docsigma]

Dude, there are people selling FAKE Archfiend peanut butter jars! You can tell they're fake because they're CHUNKY peanut butter!

[MariosGuy]

thanks...but i dont want those....

i want a jar of your semen so my wife can bare a child of your awsomeness plz...... any price.. i'll pay it.

[EZ3Xicano]

LMFAOOOO

[NewEraOutlaw]

That hat...it's......GENIUS.

[Rafa3l16]

You really have to sell that game on ebay, to see if chris bores buys it.

[jordany2j]

Better than Don West.

[TheArchfiend]

Gem mint ten, bitches!

[Nogard229]

@TheArchfiend

You annoyed me but I couldn't stop watching, I watched this whole video and I'm about to watch it again and I'm subscribing. This is very strange.

[ironmanirons]

can i get the neckless you always wear?plz!!!

[VOSTFR]

Ah! I missed this kind of videos, I don't think you made any of these since the e-begging parodies. Loved it, as always ;)

[SteveMiKr]

Hack attack?1000 $ for it

[MadnessReturns]

i know what I'm getting. The sexy hat.

[ExianProductions]

your style is like the Onion, it's so clever XD

[TheArchfiend]

Sweet. I love, The Onion. Thanks.

[Xeygwyn]

"Girls...imagine how much pussy you're gunna get with this hat?!"

I seriously almost rolled off my chair. :D

[SicklyTheSock]

I placed one of my guitars up for sale on ebay for around 2300, about 500 less than what i paid. The guitar was perfect condition and the ripoff artists at guitar center offerred me 1800, so i thought i would get a bit more for it on ebay. Basically i got a ton of PMs from douchefucks asking to pay waay less than i offered, and eventually one guy just bought it for the 2300. Here's the kicker, the fucker gets the guitar, broke the neck, and got away with paying me only 1400. Gotta be careful.

[caseyjoe503]

@SicklyTheSock next time put,sold as is no refunds. that sucks though.

[Sora444Dude]

Dude, I'll charge you more if I dump the rom :D

Hack Attack is awesome

Hack Attack > Zelda OOT

[xImh9]

Zack attack woo woo woo u know it

[thegamingdude01]

you'd be a good tv ad person :P

[krispycrunk]

Sold

[MrSteveWiebe]

Oh, but I would never sell anything, not even my Donkey Kong arcade cabinet! :)

[DivingLancer]

The Hack Attack NES game made me laugh for about a minute, that was awesome.

[TheArchfiend]

It's an awesome game.

[hargosh37]

Can you play as the Irate Hack?

[comehonoreyes]

rofl this is new u actually made made me laugh a lot during this vid :) nice job keep it up

[soren9619]

are you a monkey?

[LLproductions01]

I want that hat!

[dethklock7]

Man, I always enjoy your videos, this one is great and you have a good point. keep it up!

[GoldenGazette]

Yes, DVDs. And the t-shirts.

Copyrighted footage won't matter.

[ExtremePivotGod]

Nice joke, lol

[TheArchfiend]

No, eBay. He announces them on his site all the time though.

[TheArchfiend]

Just the drawings? What about the extra game cartridges, or the broken consoles that he autographs, or the extra set pieces, or the costumes... etc. Pretty soon he will auction off a tissue he blew his nose in between takes of filming an episode.

[thecrocaine]

He needs to be able to buy games, they can become expensive.

[TheArchfiend]

He has a job outside of YouTube/AVGN. He sells a DVD. He sells a $20 on ScrewAttack. He gets paid by ScrewAttack to make episodes. He Gets donations. He has damn near every game already made.

Yes, by all means. Just blow off this need he has to take every last nickle out of the pockets of his fans.

[TheArchfiend]

*$20 hat

[thecrocaine]

I know, and I'm not saying that it's right, but he does use the money to fund the show.

They are a rip-off and unnecessary, but there will always be stupid people who buy them.

[Rubik92]

the archfiend volume one isnt even a dvd?

[TheArchfiend]

CD-R for the win!

Mutha phuckas'!

[Rubik92]

but i cant watch a cd-r....

[TheArchfiend]

Not my problem.

[Rubik92]

oh

alright then

[ViperRants]

GOOD DEALS ARCHFIEND!!! YOU ARE GOD! BTW, THIS GUY SUX!!!!!

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[ViperRants]

#cough AVGN #cough Sorry, I had to do it. XD

[Thefriendlybaron]

a classic game hack attack.I will pay double for it. so $1200.99

[TheArchfiend]

My math calculates it to $1,599.

You trying to rip me off?

[Thefriendlybaron]

well for me being wrong i will buy it for $2000.99.And no,for some reason i cannot do math today.lolz

[TlGBC]

i gotta buy that peanut butter jar

[leadarc]

its sad that people do auction off stupid items

AVGN, NC, and even Ashens sell items that are just...items...

i love all their videos but it does bother me about them selling stuff

and i remeber a avgn fan who bought the lion costume from the wizzard of oz he had a photo of him for sell

the stuff avgn sold was the joker, lion and the klengon and NC sold the severed teddy that tried to kill him and a working teddy also...ashens sold some action figures...anyway

PEACE

[TheArchfiend]

Ugh, I know.  Cash is king.

[gamesforall129o]

I will offer you $1999.99 for HackAttack!

[Moothead2]

The only thing that Ashens sells on a regular basis is his DVD which is at a very good price compared to AVGN ect. The Action figures weren't over-priced like most of the costumes James sells for like $300 or something stupid like that

[madrick11]

you're selling Hack Attack for ONLY 599.99??

that's a bargain!

[CodeNinja1337]

At first I was like >:O

But then I was like :\

[trogdororeo]

Did hack attack come off of the O-cult chelf?

[M4Rkkoo]

billy mays lives! :o

[Katank404Zangetsu]

has a douchebag jizzed in that hat? b/c you could probably sell it for $100 more. And does the Archfiend vol. 1 also have bonus IGSRJ commentary on it?

[TheArchfiend]

A contract could not be agreed upon for IGSRJ and myself in regards to this volume.

[luigisbrother100]

You're not serious about hack attack right?

[TheArchfiend]

That game is a classic. Any true gamer would want it.

[luigisbrother100]

Yeah. I wonder if you'll ever release gameplay?...

[TheTVTeen]

Awesome, funny video, but one thing...

...you forgot to mention the peanut butter may contain peanuts. Someone could die with out knowing that if they got it..

[TheArchfiend]

Oh shit!

An annotation will be added to cover this.

[Mikau888]

I'm DEFINATELY going to buy "Hack Attack"!!

[yrio1217]

LOLLLLLLL

[yrio1217]

"hate" .. lol :)

[7TroublesomeTeens]

Great vid Arch! :D

[cs2dfan]

lol

[linzig32]

omg peanut butter gives -599.99 archfiend says whatdabuck

[evangelian007]

Will Hack Attack apear on the Virtual console?Colon 3