Opinion-Ville: When Puppets Go Insane

[MacNutz2]

damn that is bad. They have zero respect for their audience. Racist, stupid, and boring. How very Christian.

[Akira625]

I'm not sure what's worse about that show, puppets that unexpectedly drop dead, or puppets that all sing in the same lounge-lizard voice.

[Jaybird196]

Oh, my lord, is that fucking duct-tape holding the puppet's wig on? Also, I'm as shocked as Gary is at it's name. However, I have it on good authority that this puppet would later go on to become known as the African-American puppet super-hero, Black-Man.

[ozmoroid]

You have truly done justice to David Liebe Hart who, is, uhm, shall we say, unique. I really feel sorry for the human guest who had to show his face through that entire segment. Gracias for the shout out. I'm so glad your daughter is coming home.

[Quintinohthree]

I may actually unsubscribe from Ozmoroid for this!

[curlew0609]

That show is AWFUL! It's really on TV? It looks like the chair is draped in Home Depot contractor trash bags. How appropriate is that?

[dgeypscun]

@curlew0609 it actually IS drapped in trash bags to hide the puppeteer. Not sure if it's still on TV but it ran for something like 20 years in LA.

[TheRationalizer]

This video was extremely painful. I wanted to grab the man in the chair by the shoulders with both hands, shake him violently and shout

YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!

Boy that's better!

[9CrystalDragon2]

So via puppets you tell yourself that the phone is ringing? @_@

Also good to hear that your daughter's coming back and hoping everything goes well.

[dgeypscun]

@9CrystalDragon2 It's Meta!

[ulodetero]

Who's Charlie? Is s/he related to Raoul..?

[dgeypscun]

@ulodetero Opinion-Ville has a large behind the scenes staff...or just me with multiple personality disorder.

[OldeVampyr]

I have seen better productions done entirely by five year old children.

Is it bad that the first thought I had of mule day was drug mules?

[dgeypscun]

@OldeVampyr No it's not bad...it's revealing. Mwuhahaha!

Actually it was the first thing I tought too.

[chthonios]

The eyebrows on that first puppet are epic

[dgeypscun]

@chthonios True. If only they weren't attached to so much fail!

[chthonios]

@dgeypscun

Gary and Fundie should review this one together :-

watch?v=007tojIefng&list=FLwXS­CaQYbH2A3t1xqDMe-3A

[proudtobeatheist1]

Insolence! David Liebe Hart is a genius! But you got me with the puppet zombie, damn that was funny.

[dgeypscun]

@proudtobeatheist1 Yes. The way he makes his puppets come alive! He holds a mirror to life!

[proudtobeatheist1]

@dgeypscun His segments on Tim and Eric Awesome Show always cracked me up. Creepy puppets and terrible songs - comedy gold! I only recently discovered he actually used to do it for serious on christian public access. The poor, scarred children....

[dgeypscun]

@proudtobeatheist1 he apparently did it for decades! Also if you ever caught the clip of him singing "salame". That is a song about his alien abduction experience...I sh!t you not. Christian, alien abductee, Adult Swim star, corruptor of chldrens minds.

[Gaawachan]

1. At 5:17 OMG those lines are so unbelievably creepy WTF?! D:

2. KITTENS! :D

[dgeypscun]

@Gaawachan Kitten cure almost anything!

[Mcfly88]

Gotta see this one:

/watch?v=YJWdPn8iFKo&feature=r­elated

Feel bad about laughing? I did.

[dgeypscun]

@Mcfly88 That is in the scheduale. I feel bad for every kid, especially any kid of color, who had to watch that during sunday school.

[Mcfly88]

Wow, the whoopie goldberg crackpuppet, I couldn't stop watching, and I thought Circle Square and Conjunction Junction were disturbing.

/watch?v=YDfp1xutH0E 

Speaking of Circle Square and Conjunction Junction, someone should do a "where are they now" piece on all the kids that were on those shows. That is if they'd let cameras into the state pens and insane asylums...

[dgeypscun]

@Mcfly88 Um...that link...ow...There's white rap...there's christian white rap...and now I know there's white christian puppet rap. Thanks mcfly!

[TheLaughingOut]

Check out this puppet video:

/watch?v=M40PlRJzCUA

It's so bad, the voice doesn't even match the puppet's mouth. And talk about an ugly puppet. Yeck!

Holy crap, Gary, there's a seam down the middle of your face!

[dgeypscun]

@TheLaughingOut don't tell him. He's sensitive about his cosmetic surgery scars!

[dgeypscun]

@TheLaughingOut Oh and you are in sooooo much trouble.

[TheLaughingOut]

@dgeypscun I know, but once I got the idea I couldn't NOT do it. Am I right?

[dgeypscun]

@TheLaughingOut ...oh all right but only becuase your one of my favorites.

[TheLaughingOut]

@dgeypscun One of your favourite ASSHOLES! Right? LOL

I hurt my own feelings. :(

[dgeypscun]

@TheLaughingOut I'll beat up anybody who hurts your feelings! Even you!!

[TheLaughingOut]

@dgeypscun Aw, thank you. I'll PM you with my address so that you can come and beat the snot outta me.

[Microtardz]

Started video, with, 55,983,220,182 Brain cells. Watching that puppet sheep dog thing, cause 54billion of them to commit suicide. Then the kitty brought them all back to life :3

I learned that Kitty is god :3.

[dgeypscun]

@Microtardz kitty is very good.

[Microtardz]

@dgeypscun One day, we will realize, that all people, are just Puppets being controlled by Chuck Testa.....

See that kitty? Bet you thought that kitty was alive. Nope, Chuck Testa...

[KaroKoenich]

Gary, poor Gary...

[dgeypscun]

@KaroKoenich Don't worry, he's a masochist so he digs it a little.

[firefly4f4]

Glad to hear that Ariel appears to be doing OK!

[dgeypscun]

@firefly4f4 Thanks!

[099923257457]

You notice there was no noise from anyone it because the puppets killed them all.

[agamimnon423]

Now that's some creepy Puppet stuff and the Poor human the whole time any one can read his thoughts. "Please lord shoot me now or hit me with lightning any one please put me down!!!!!!!"

[TheMudbrooker]

There are things some of the public simply should not have access to.

[dgeypscun]

@TheMudbrooker so youtube would become a controlled substance?

"Excuse me sir. Licsence and registration. Have you been watching youtube tonight sir?"

:)

[Solomen]

okaaaay... now where did I put my eye bleach... already half blind, may as well finish the job after seeing that.

[dgeypscun]

@Solomen Eye Bleach! XD That's gonna be the next product for Shamilton Bunk!

[SchizophrenicQueen]

*cries in a corner* IT'S UNSPEAKABLY HORRIBLE!!! *bawls inconsolably*

[dgeypscun]

@SchizophrenicQueen It's ok! That was made back in 1994 for Los Angeles Public TV...Now David Lieb Hart tours the country and can be see on broadcast cable...ok, I'mm gonna go cry in the corner.

[alliaskis]

I hate Ozmoroid.

[dgeypscun]

@alliaskis Now, now. He was just making a helpful suggestion!

[Ozma3000]

Another great episode; and glad your that this session of your daughter's chemotherapy went well. Hang in there!

[dgeypscun]

@Ozma3000 Thanks and thanks!

[rriverstone1]

I need to remember something: Before I click on a link to one of your videos, it would be best if I got my cozy, comfortable butt out of this warm bed, stumble into the commode and tinkle. Otherwise, I nearly rupture myself, trying to get through the video without wetting the bed. Thank you. Dog, that was HIDEOUS

[dgeypscun]

@rriverstone1 You're wecome! But there's even more hideous stuff to come!

[chicarbiomed]

Yes, she's out of the hospital! Better your daughter's health than videos... I hope you all have a wonderful halloween weekend!

[chicarbiomed]

@chicarbiomed Did that make sense? I hope your daughter the best of health, I'm sure everyone would rather you have family time than spend time making videos.

[dgeypscun]

@chicarbiomed I know what ya mean and I've managed to have both so far! Thanks!

[chicarbiomed]

ARGH! Darn that ozmoroid, now I will have nightmares! :: hides in blankets, stayin' sexy ::

[dgeypscun]

@chicarbiomed Just remember, zombie puppets can't be killed! They have no brains to destroy!

[anubis2814]

I've seen some bad ones but wow, just wow

[dgeypscun]

@anubis2814 Some people spread peace and love, I spread nightmares.

[CrudOMatic]

That dude is a regular on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. Freakin hilarious simply because he's so odd.

[Ozma3000]

@CrudOMatic I was about to say myself. Isn't that the guy from Tim & Eric Awesome Show? O.o

[dgeypscun]

@CrudOMatic I'm sure he's a great guy but whoever told him he was a puppeteer should be shot...ok, that's a little harsh...should be verbally reprimanded.

[gotohellgooglization]

that puppet singing may be full of fail, but the rest of your video is BI-WINNING! good show, old bean!

[dgeypscun]

@gotohellgooglization Why thank you old chap!