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  • You should make more videos because you have one fine face!!! Haha

  • omg the hispanic thing!! i get it all the time!!!

  • lmao ive heard allll of this!!

  • LOL

  • this is so accurate!! lol i've heard almost all of this. thanks for making me laugh about it. lol

  • Your cute (: lol.

  • HAHHAHAH why is this so true. -___-

  • You look like Kris Humphries with the snapback on(: xx

  • OMFG!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN MATTHEW YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!.LMAO

  • It's 1am... I can't sleep, had a rough evening...turned this on and I can't stop laughing....so freaking funny.

  • lo li get asked these questions every other day

  • hahahah i was going to make one of these videos too! a bunch of my white friends are always like omg im darker than you! and people always ask which parent is black lol in my case its my mom :P funny video!

  • MY 2 BEAUTIFUL, BRAVE, KIND, LOVING, BRIGHT, FUNNY DAUGHTERS (ages 20 & 24). (BTW> 99% of multiracial kids R 100% QTpYz also!) r multiracial SHIT both Blk AND Wht asked me> *Q1:R ur kids MIXED? Q2.Is that her REAL HAIR? R those her REAL EYES? Answers> A1:Whatchu mean mixed- like a cake? We shoulda named 'em Duncan Hines+BettyCrockr. We make em FROM SCRATCH/ MIxed- like a cocktail? Call 'em Margarita+Daquiri.A2:No theyre both FAKE. I put Xtensions AND Green contacts ON MY 3 YR OLD!! ROFLMAO

  • The jamaican accent is funny! You're really cute!!

  • LOL

  • wat color are yer eyes ?

  • That accent was uh... yeah.

  • the "ghetto" voice sounds like a weird wannabe jamaican accent o.O

  • @Courtnet2121 for everyone commenting on the "ghetto" accent yall really need to come to scarborough... it's real and it's happening

  • @matthewgray13 STILL.

  • lol his ghetto voice sounds more like an asian accent

  • See thing is i get ALL this stuff but like im darker than a lot of mixed kids.. or at least the ones at my school so it throws people off.

  • Is that a picture of Chris brown on your wall? He's sexy..

  • Why does your black girl impression sound like a puerto rican chick? LOL.

  • ARE YOU BLACK BELOW THE WAIST?

  • All of this = yes. You got it spot on, lol.

  • So..... Yesterday my room mate said to me, "you have really nice hair for a black girl, black girls dont usually have good hair". Im half black and half white, and I look mixed.... Btw she is white. White people have also said stuff to me that makes me feel like they see me as black and only black. While, I never feel this sense of judgement from black people.... Is this normal? Has anyone else experienced this??

  • @UnforgettableShay I'm half black half asian and they say sh*t like that too me too. Especially the "wow you have really pretty hair for a black girl"

  • i feel the exact same way except sometimes i do feel judgement by black people

  • @UnforgettableShay i get the opposite, cuz i look white but im half black.

  • @UnforgettableShay that was really racist or ur roomate to say black people dont have good hair. Just because its not like her, her. Yes, most whites usually see u being black, even if ur mixed.

  • Thats the 'one-drop' theory alive & kicking, sadly enough (I loathe how ignorant we were- still r). In the days of slavery/ segregation, even if u only had ONE darker-skinned relative in ur ancestry- u were branded NEGRO 4 life: a sub-human, outcast by society (Black sheep, blackball, blacklist). U + all the rest of ur kin could've had straight blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, freckles... yet ONE DROP of negro blood was enough, they thought, to permanently taint the whole body's blood supply

  • i look black but act white...

    my brother looks white and acts black...

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  • this is funny but thats the worst black girl impression ive ever heard

  • @MrPooperscooper92 Loooooollllll you'd be surprised how many girls in Toronto actually talk like that.

  • OMG FUNNNY

  • so true

  • omg people always come up to me and say "I'm blacker than you! I have a tan." I bet you wont be saying that in the summer!

  • omigawddddd the accentttt haha

  • lmao that was funny I was crying some of the things u said are so true lol

  • This is so true! I've been asked if I am Hispanic, and people have asked me so many times which parent is black. Honestly, WTF?

  • @mrsBlakefernandez ahahaha r u is the question ;)

  • OH MY GOD YES thank you for making this. I get all this shit all the time for being mixed. This was so funny yet so true. xD

  • Real funny. Part 2?

  • @UnforgettableShay hmm perhaps lol thanks for watching

  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you are the shit!!!

  • Obama is mixed? With what black and black

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  • This is too much seriously. What accent are you going when you talk about Barack Obama?

  • you're accent is ...interesting

  • "I'm blacker than you! I have a tan!"

    haha friends that go on vacation in the winter and come back darker than me. Never fails!

  • "Obama is mixed?! Mixed with what? Black and black?"

    SO FUNNY.

  • As obnoxious as you sound. But most of this is fucking true, "are you hispanic and black?""are you filipeno?""Dude I'm blacker than you cause I'm tan! Ha!""Obama's not half-black!" Are some of things I've been uterly bombarded with, not to mention people always wanna touch my Afro and are astonished that I grew up in a white family! When I shave my Fro that's when the damn questions pop up about what race I am, and most of the time they're always wrong!

  • Omfg this video is my life.

    Too funny lmao

  • @xoSweetNightmare lol thank u B)

  • THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE YOU.

  • @Jonaslovexox ahaha thx for watching :P

  • EFFIN TOOOOOOO FuNNY!!!! and sooooo true!!

  • i get the tan thing all the time.. like no shit if i sat in a bed full of light i would be darker too! mf'er

  • accurate!!! i get the "i am darker than you but im just tan" aaaaallllll the time :)

  • you honestly did the best one i've seen. You didn't target only one race and you were actually HILARIOUS! No, I'm not mixed btw I've just been watching a million Sh*t ___ say (to ___ )

  • @jujulesxo loll thank u

  • I followed you just because its so accurate! your awesome!

  • @FrancesGeraldine ahaha thank u!

  • "I know you're mix and stuff but Whitney Houston is better than Mariah Carey! Mariah can't even touch her!" LMAO.

  • I LOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!

  • Dude...R U Canandian????

  • @miamibeachred76 yess B)

  • i've heard white people say ''why is it if you're half white you still get thick curly hair. are there any mixed people with straight hair?..''

  • @lifeisgolden41 Yes...me

  • you forgot ''why is it when when someone is mixed with black its usually easy to tell..'' 

  • Hahahaha...I love the one drop theory!!! Too funny!!!!

  • loved it!

    

  • lmao !

  • Haha soo true ppl say this crap to me!

  • haha pretty much everything said in this video was said to me!!!!

  • What about "what is ashy? can I get ashy too?" "why do you always put lotion on?" "you probably don't even tan, cuz you're already dark" (I wear a watch in the summer just to shut those people up, I get at least 4-5 shades darker from the sun)

  • you forgot "I'm not being racist BUT.."

  • U forgot one, "u got good hair" lol

  • Fcking nailed it!!!! Especially "is your dad back and your mom white?".."oh, thats usually how it happens"...LOL like wtf!

  • omg you forgot the number one question " so...what are you?"

  • @VanitysEgo lmaoooooooo , i get that so much to

  • HI5!!!!! i was thinking about doing one tooo ... thats why i looked it up...cause if i hear one more person call me black-ish or puerto rican I swear.....

  • Literally Perfect.

    I love being mixed.

  • This is funny , people always say this shit to me !! Lol

  • hilarious!!!

  • so true man xDD

  • Mixed with what...black and black???? Bahaahahahah no homo but are U black below the waist too? Smh

  • LMFAOOO someone has said every single one of those things to me

  • Lol. So true

  • Toooo true.

  • Guy in hat is sexy. lol.

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