hahahah i was going to make one of these videos too! a bunch of my white friends are always like omg im darker than you! and people always ask which parent is black lol in my case its my mom :P funny video!
MY 2 BEAUTIFUL, BRAVE, KIND, LOVING, BRIGHT, FUNNY DAUGHTERS (ages 20 & 24). (BTW> 99% of multiracial kids R 100% QTpYz also!) r multiracial SHIT both Blk AND Wht asked me> *Q1:R ur kids MIXED? Q2.Is that her REAL HAIR? R those her REAL EYES? Answers> A1:Whatchu mean mixed- like a cake? We shoulda named 'em Duncan Hines+BettyCrockr. We make em FROM SCRATCH/ MIxed- like a cocktail? Call 'em Margarita+Daquiri.A2:No theyre both FAKE. I put Xtensions AND Green contacts ON MY 3 YR OLD!! ROFLMAO
So..... Yesterday my room mate said to me, "you have really nice hair for a black girl, black girls dont usually have good hair". Im half black and half white, and I look mixed.... Btw she is white. White people have also said stuff to me that makes me feel like they see me as black and only black. While, I never feel this sense of judgement from black people.... Is this normal? Has anyone else experienced this??
@UnforgettableShay I'm half black half asian and they say sh*t like that too me too. Especially the "wow you have really pretty hair for a black girl"
@UnforgettableShay that was really racist or ur roomate to say black people dont have good hair. Just because its not like her, her. Yes, most whites usually see u being black, even if ur mixed.
Thats the 'one-drop' theory alive & kicking, sadly enough (I loathe how ignorant we were- still r). In the days of slavery/ segregation, even if u only had ONE darker-skinned relative in ur ancestry- u were branded NEGRO 4 life: a sub-human, outcast by society (Black sheep, blackball, blacklist). U + all the rest of ur kin could've had straight blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, freckles... yet ONE DROP of negro blood was enough, they thought, to permanently taint the whole body's blood supply
As obnoxious as you sound. But most of this is fucking true, "are you hispanic and black?""are you filipeno?""Dude I'm blacker than you cause I'm tan! Ha!""Obama's not half-black!" Are some of things I've been uterly bombarded with, not to mention people always wanna touch my Afro and are astonished that I grew up in a white family! When I shave my Fro that's when the damn questions pop up about what race I am, and most of the time they're always wrong!
you honestly did the best one i've seen. You didn't target only one race and you were actually HILARIOUS! No, I'm not mixed btw I've just been watching a million Sh*t ___ say (to ___ )
What about "what is ashy? can I get ashy too?" "why do you always put lotion on?" "you probably don't even tan, cuz you're already dark" (I wear a watch in the summer just to shut those people up, I get at least 4-5 shades darker from the sun)
HI5!!!!! i was thinking about doing one tooo ... thats why i looked it up...cause if i hear one more person call me black-ish or puerto rican I swear.....
You should make more videos because you have one fine face!!! Haha
sarah5295 17 hours ago
omg the hispanic thing!! i get it all the time!!!
LexHazel 2 days ago
lmao ive heard allll of this!!
joihodge1 5 days ago
LOL
Sassymarkrep 6 days ago
this is so accurate!! lol i've heard almost all of this. thanks for making me laugh about it. lol
NetChapelle 1 week ago
Your cute (: lol.
sweetiepie2675 2 weeks ago
HAHHAHAH why is this so true. -___-
jknoxlover95 2 weeks ago
You look like Kris Humphries with the snapback on(: xx
JBELIEBERMS 2 weeks ago
OMFG!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN MATTHEW YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!.LMAO
brownsugar81ful 2 weeks ago
It's 1am... I can't sleep, had a rough evening...turned this on and I can't stop laughing....so freaking funny.
SashaJ79 2 weeks ago
lo li get asked these questions every other day
lovelydes13 2 weeks ago
hahahah i was going to make one of these videos too! a bunch of my white friends are always like omg im darker than you! and people always ask which parent is black lol in my case its my mom :P funny video!
mulattoshavmorfun 2 weeks ago
MY 2 BEAUTIFUL, BRAVE, KIND, LOVING, BRIGHT, FUNNY DAUGHTERS (ages 20 & 24). (BTW> 99% of multiracial kids R 100% QTpYz also!) r multiracial SHIT both Blk AND Wht asked me> *Q1:R ur kids MIXED? Q2.Is that her REAL HAIR? R those her REAL EYES? Answers> A1:Whatchu mean mixed- like a cake? We shoulda named 'em Duncan Hines+BettyCrockr. We make em FROM SCRATCH/ MIxed- like a cocktail? Call 'em Margarita+Daquiri.A2:No theyre both FAKE. I put Xtensions AND Green contacts ON MY 3 YR OLD!! ROFLMAO
4everSoulmates 2 weeks ago
The jamaican accent is funny! You're really cute!!
BuggyEntertainment 2 weeks ago
LOL
Whatever3098 2 weeks ago
wat color are yer eyes ?
katRra5 2 weeks ago
That accent was uh... yeah.
flipoutitsfay 2 weeks ago
the "ghetto" voice sounds like a weird wannabe jamaican accent o.O
Courtnet2121 3 weeks ago 12
@Courtnet2121 for everyone commenting on the "ghetto" accent yall really need to come to scarborough... it's real and it's happening
matthewgray13 3 weeks ago 4
@matthewgray13 STILL.
Wrenman 2 weeks ago
lol his ghetto voice sounds more like an asian accent
pinupzombie90 3 weeks ago
See thing is i get ALL this stuff but like im darker than a lot of mixed kids.. or at least the ones at my school so it throws people off.
Flamekat8 3 weeks ago
Is that a picture of Chris brown on your wall? He's sexy..
AniceAct 4 weeks ago
Why does your black girl impression sound like a puerto rican chick? LOL.
njari2 1 month ago
ARE YOU BLACK BELOW THE WAIST?
Prettiestma4 1 month ago
All of this = yes. You got it spot on, lol.
shouldyray 1 month ago
So..... Yesterday my room mate said to me, "you have really nice hair for a black girl, black girls dont usually have good hair". Im half black and half white, and I look mixed.... Btw she is white. White people have also said stuff to me that makes me feel like they see me as black and only black. While, I never feel this sense of judgement from black people.... Is this normal? Has anyone else experienced this??
UnforgettableShay 1 month ago
@UnforgettableShay I'm half black half asian and they say sh*t like that too me too. Especially the "wow you have really pretty hair for a black girl"
CherryFairy693 1 month ago
i feel the exact same way except sometimes i do feel judgement by black people
alexita1391 1 month ago
@UnforgettableShay i get the opposite, cuz i look white but im half black.
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@UnforgettableShay that was really racist or ur roomate to say black people dont have good hair. Just because its not like her, her. Yes, most whites usually see u being black, even if ur mixed.
wishywashygirl19 4 weeks ago
Thats the 'one-drop' theory alive & kicking, sadly enough (I loathe how ignorant we were- still r). In the days of slavery/ segregation, even if u only had ONE darker-skinned relative in ur ancestry- u were branded NEGRO 4 life: a sub-human, outcast by society (Black sheep, blackball, blacklist). U + all the rest of ur kin could've had straight blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, freckles... yet ONE DROP of negro blood was enough, they thought, to permanently taint the whole body's blood supply
4everSoulmates 2 weeks ago
i look black but act white...
my brother looks white and acts black...
quaz450 1 month ago
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Very funny. The one I always hear from white people is, "So....whats..your......ethnicity?". From black people I hear, "You mixed?".
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this is funny but thats the worst black girl impression ive ever heard and you kinda look like chris humphries when you wear that hat
MrPooperscooper92 1 month ago
this is funny but thats the worst black girl impression ive ever heard
MrPooperscooper92 1 month ago
@MrPooperscooper92 Loooooollllll you'd be surprised how many girls in Toronto actually talk like that.
hawaface 1 month ago
OMG FUNNNY
ALeoaVigilante 1 month ago
so true
7savo 1 month ago
omg people always come up to me and say "I'm blacker than you! I have a tan." I bet you wont be saying that in the summer!
hopex28 1 month ago 12
omigawddddd the accentttt haha
alexismorenitaxo 1 month ago
lmao that was funny I was crying some of the things u said are so true lol
Recy18 1 month ago
This is so true! I've been asked if I am Hispanic, and people have asked me so many times which parent is black. Honestly, WTF?
MissGirlMisa 1 month ago
@mrsBlakefernandez ahahaha r u is the question ;)
matthewgray13 1 month ago
OH MY GOD YES thank you for making this. I get all this shit all the time for being mixed. This was so funny yet so true. xD
MasyafBandit 1 month ago
Real funny. Part 2?
UnforgettableShay 1 month ago
@UnforgettableShay hmm perhaps lol thanks for watching
matthewgray13 1 month ago 2
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you are the shit!!!
JolaMorena88 1 month ago
Obama is mixed? With what black and black
elikimification 1 month ago
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thesutori 1 month ago
This is too much seriously. What accent are you going when you talk about Barack Obama?
kaliyuta 1 month ago
you're accent is ...interesting
julietv456 1 month ago
"I'm blacker than you! I have a tan!"
haha friends that go on vacation in the winter and come back darker than me. Never fails!
tiffanymondesir 1 month ago
"Obama is mixed?! Mixed with what? Black and black?"
SO FUNNY.
LeahAnneli 1 month ago
As obnoxious as you sound. But most of this is fucking true, "are you hispanic and black?""are you filipeno?""Dude I'm blacker than you cause I'm tan! Ha!""Obama's not half-black!" Are some of things I've been uterly bombarded with, not to mention people always wanna touch my Afro and are astonished that I grew up in a white family! When I shave my Fro that's when the damn questions pop up about what race I am, and most of the time they're always wrong!
TheGreenIsGold 1 month ago
Omfg this video is my life.
Too funny lmao
xoSweetNightmare 1 month ago 4
@xoSweetNightmare lol thank u B)
matthewgray13 1 month ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE YOU.
Jonaslovexox 1 month ago
@Jonaslovexox ahaha thx for watching :P
matthewgray13 1 month ago
EFFIN TOOOOOOO FuNNY!!!! and sooooo true!!
camillel82 1 month ago
i get the tan thing all the time.. like no shit if i sat in a bed full of light i would be darker too! mf'er
MrSnipes206 1 month ago
accurate!!! i get the "i am darker than you but im just tan" aaaaallllll the time :)
nickiminajisme 1 month ago
you honestly did the best one i've seen. You didn't target only one race and you were actually HILARIOUS! No, I'm not mixed btw I've just been watching a million Sh*t ___ say (to ___ )
jujulesxo 1 month ago
@jujulesxo loll thank u
matthewgray13 1 month ago
I followed you just because its so accurate! your awesome!
FrancesGeraldine 1 month ago
@FrancesGeraldine ahaha thank u!
matthewgray13 1 month ago
"I know you're mix and stuff but Whitney Houston is better than Mariah Carey! Mariah can't even touch her!" LMAO.
SuperrChecka 1 month ago
I LOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!
HONEYLOVEBLISS 1 month ago
Dude...R U Canandian????
miamibeachred76 1 month ago
@miamibeachred76 yess B)
matthewgray13 1 month ago
i've heard white people say ''why is it if you're half white you still get thick curly hair. are there any mixed people with straight hair?..''
lifeisgolden41 1 month ago
@lifeisgolden41 Yes...me
miamibeachred76 1 month ago
you forgot ''why is it when when someone is mixed with black its usually easy to tell..''
lifeisgolden41 1 month ago
Hahahaha...I love the one drop theory!!! Too funny!!!!
BronzeBeautii 1 month ago
loved it!
ksa2392 1 month ago
lmao !
ToosieCakes 1 month ago
Haha soo true ppl say this crap to me!
j0hnc3na98 1 month ago
haha pretty much everything said in this video was said to me!!!!
kwiennaprinsee 1 month ago
What about "what is ashy? can I get ashy too?" "why do you always put lotion on?" "you probably don't even tan, cuz you're already dark" (I wear a watch in the summer just to shut those people up, I get at least 4-5 shades darker from the sun)
TheNwood4 1 month ago
you forgot "I'm not being racist BUT.."
YasminRawr 1 month ago
U forgot one, "u got good hair" lol
Meeyahx 1 month ago
Fcking nailed it!!!! Especially "is your dad back and your mom white?".."oh, thats usually how it happens"...LOL like wtf!
xxKaylaxxShereexx 1 month ago
omg you forgot the number one question " so...what are you?"
VanitysEgo 1 month ago 2
@VanitysEgo lmaoooooooo , i get that so much to
0313mariah 1 month ago
HI5!!!!! i was thinking about doing one tooo ... thats why i looked it up...cause if i hear one more person call me black-ish or puerto rican I swear.....
urbanandra 1 month ago
Literally Perfect.
I love being mixed.
wildrobotthings 1 month ago
This is funny , people always say this shit to me !! Lol
breibaybee22 1 month ago
hilarious!!!
breeyatchful 1 month ago
so true man xDD
chandlymen 1 month ago
Mixed with what...black and black???? Bahaahahahah no homo but are U black below the waist too? Smh
YorXtina 1 month ago
LMFAOOO someone has said every single one of those things to me
chibigirl91 1 month ago
Lol. So true
3M1LYN1C0L3 1 month ago
Toooo true.
KinkyToast 1 month ago
Guy in hat is sexy. lol.
rhissy 1 month ago