Funny Quotes

[THEFALLEN093]

you ever go for a swim and then relise the water is wet?

[pr3ttygirl43v3r]

Lol I didn't think of the Barbie one in that way I always thought it was: if Barbie isn't a slut then why do we buy her boyfriend!! And here is another one: if u call me a bitch one more time I will pee on your leg!!

[vviivviiaannaa]

goodd but after the last one u should hav put

"and he who laughs first, has da dirtiest mind" lol

[Lirianus]

fantastic, especialy with the girls and flirt

[elmolover42]

i love this songg

[CoolAndPopular]

Birbie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye taste like sugar looks like sap OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP

[JeenyGlowball]

0:48 whaha thats like so stupid that it's funny

[tomboi107]

:57 <333 haha

[deliciousnessable]

i got a couple

The main reason Santa is so jolly is, because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Some people are like slinkies they really are good for nothing , but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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When some one annoys you, remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown and only 2 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that fuucker.

[shritzer92]

only enjoyed the first quote LOL

[tootypophia]

lol i like the first one i cracked up

[be92myself]

He who laughs last didn't get the joke! Yeah!

[JeenyGlowball]

thats actually true you know :P

'who laughs last didn't get the joke'

[locolombia927]

Wait i have one. Men should be like Kleenex,soft,strong and Disposable lol... wait . I m a man i shouldnt be laughing... not funny..

[ASHLYQWT]

the pink hurt my eyes :o

[IMRezpected]

if babie is s popular why do you have to buy her friends? lol

[free2speak94]

haha i like the laugh and people will think your on drugs

[hopesmize]

lol i love da first one

[Snuffaluffy]

I have one too: "I get the whole spice thing, but what's with all the crap about sugar and everything nice?"

[roids99999]

i want to know who said these quotes

[DuckyzRfantastic]

Amaaaazing quotes!! Where did u find em?? Love the whole God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt!!

[rorschachlove3]

*If at first you don't succeed, have some chocolate. lol

[moninnYem]

I like it.

[MrsP33L]

LOLS. make more :)

[Ihadurmumyestada]

When life gives you lemons, tell god to go fuck himself and ask for something better.

[jerrycatt6]

you need to go pray. ask God to forgive you for what you said!!!!!!!

[Ihadurmumyestada]

I'm not religious.

[cemicalyok]

ok...wen yu get lemons..make grape jiuce and confuse the bastards that told yu to make lemonade by making them wonder how the hell yu did it

[mayrocks7]

i have one:

"roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happen to YOU"

[taliluvstwilight]

you need to make more videos Sonyarita!!! haha

[SimplyMeGirl]

haha i know you do too!!

[taliluvstwilight]

to lazy. haha

[Mileyno1fan06]

i rEmenBer dis oNE rEad iT!!!

rOsEs aRe rEd

vioLet aRe bLues

wHen I fLasHes tHe toiLet aLL i

rEmEmbEr iS yOu!!!

hahahah!!!lol!!!

[MisterMegarandomness]

Let's do this just foe shit's and giggles

[kaeleewoo]

omg luv the laught and drug 1 my fav

[majorXmusicXfan]

"when life gives you lemons sqeeze it in someones eyes and watch as they roll on the floor screaming"

[TherealSCplusme]

nahh,,,,

when lifehands you lemons,Throw them back and tell life to make ITS OWN LEMONADE!!:):)

[chowdawg71]

THE MUSIC!!! IT BURNS!!

[Civilizationfailed]

OMG! The Pinkness! It burns!!

[jus10zappy]

If at first you dont succede,dont try sky diving

[jus10zappy]

"when life gives you lemons, put them in the middle of the road, get a human sheild, and the cars take over. thell fell the burn in sec"-Me...really

[kgeat]

when life gives you lemons, you make apple juice, and spend the rest of your life trying to figuer out how you did it

[lacrosserocks1320]

"when life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world figure out how you did it."

[xXfLiCkArXx]

cool

[kmengelt]

I've gota great quote for you

If someone ever puts you down on the ground, just get up, push them on the ground, and say what now

[lethlbu]

Nice , Liked the Barbie one!!!

[AphroditeTheMortal]

I luved the birdie 1

[WhiteJackieChan]

that made me lol

[newwunder]

what is the name of this song???

[SimplyMeGirl]

My World By Avril Lavigne

[LillianLee123]

lol FUNNY!!!

[molongo0]

super special awsome

[VansVixen]

I think this video is really funny!

[Snoopybri]

i like it it was funny!!!!!!

[SimplyMeGirl]

thanks

[SnikkyD]

haha funny