Assassin's Creed 2 - Death In Venice

[ColdHeartTV]

the people are eagle-eyed when it comes to identifying funny stuff in the video lol ;)

[FlamingBlades64]

That last kill. Did no one notice that the sword came out his crotch.

[ninjapowerish]

0:56 your mum!

[ninjapowerish]

0:57 your mum!

[aceistheplace46]

The ability of fist fighting in not nearly as strong as the power of the broom

[iwillkilu123]

altiars sword wins by a mile

[MrDasssd]

i still prefer the BROOM OF DOOM

[shnboy]

Press 6 really fast.. You will hear him saying nigga

[shnboy]

0:25 how did the other 2 guards not see that?

[lankey6969]

so you keep your sword if you do this? like i wont have to re-buy weapons if i use this trick?

[XZanzaX97]

1:14 ass to nuts sword kill? AMAZING <3

[TheYodadoy]

0:01

[MrLionStudios]

1:14 his penis is really long :D

[Kenisi1]

1:14-OOOOUCH! XD

[jonasdrejerjensen]

it would suck if ezio could't swin

[BlackSwordMihawk369]

1:13 I just hate to see that sword go though the crotch!

[mindaugas9983]

ezio: i eat rodrigo borgias for breakfast

[3063259]

that last kill the guys got is dick cut through

[krakken46]

PRESS 7 AND 8 REALLY FAST :D hehehehehehhehehehehe

[JJJBunney001]

my favorite is the broom

[QWERTYOLOGABLE1]

pause at 1:15 guard has a metal bloody boner lol!

[DeTruZion]

0:36 death by broom is my favourite way

[buzzmaster3D]

@tyler10274 look kid i this and the hidden blade look kinda the same .i just dont want to be fucking disapointed like i was with brotherhood witch feels exactly like

ac2. so stfu ok. im a big AC fan. and i dont wanna fuck up my damn money with revelations

[irurwurst]

@buzzmaster3D

Brotherhood didn't really add much other than the Assassin recruits, and the rest of it was spent on making the combat more fluid (but they forgot to make it difficult *rage*) and improving side-missions and graphics. Revelations has a whole better feature list, with many new gameplay mechanics that will actually change how it's played. I'll private message you them.

[buzzmaster3D]

i dont get what the hookblade is about. its just like hidden blade expet u can climb better with it. wow seriusly

[tyler10274]

@buzzmaster3D You can also use ziplines the Constantinople Assassin's guild set up in the city to travel faster and I'm sure they've added some assassination techniques with it

[andy4131997]

@buzzmaster3D So? You can climb better with it, yeah, but you thought that was it? Don't be a noob and complain yet. Complain when the game comes out.

[MrJoethegreat123]

the best weapon of all would be the hidden blade.

[PlayInTheShade]

0.0 I like da axe.

[xXJJ7240Xx]

U can counter kill while using one of your weapons too and you do the same moves too.

[FBIcoolboy759]

1:11 we work together ! 1:15 lost what makes him a man

[teteringseballen]

1:15 YOU ARE OFFICIALY A WONEN NOW!

[jazzykoenig]

1:15 in the ass, out the dick haha

[yaya1988]

dude at the end....did he just put that sword through the guys crotch?

[PiFaceCanFlick]

THE EPIC BROOM STICK!

[YoungJusticeRobin]

1:14 Through the Dick.

[justibisnotfag]

press f13 for crazy glitch!

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@justibisnotfag You're an idiot. And your username is not a point in your favour.

[PauloCaetan0]

1:12 Holy shit! Right in the HAPPY SAC!!

[zerobz2]

NOT THE GROWN.... fk...

[actionbaseballgreen]

at 1:16 did he stab the guy in the balls

[e3axordos]

@actionbaseballgreen

right in the anus !

[psnidDeadsea17]

Thumbs up if you think these graphics are the best ever!!!

[CeroMetralleta]

the game is TOO EASY ! :S

[vectravl]

1:15 sword cock!!

[DomiStyler97]

lukas

[itfcnproud]

lol he had a sword leg cause ezio broke it haha.

time 0:25 - 0:28

[Evman95]

dang Ezio you stabbed his face so hard both of his legs broke

[Evman95]

dang Ezi you stabbed his face so hard both of his legs broke

[SoichiLovesHerPChan]

1:14 damn O_O Through the balls

[whatshisface620]

i was so pissed that u could'nt swim in ac1

[theresashadowhere]

mozart!

[weswilliam]

Its and elite leg form halo xD :25

[AllTheWayDanny]

1:15 Sword-penis!

[Xxanner]

Ownage with a broomstick at 1:07

[Sumikara]

I remember when I first started playing this game, I kept thinking, 'OMG, it's so BEAUTIFUL.' (O_O)

[LionofDawn]

@TheKillergeneral how pathetic and desperate do u have to be to actually believe in a chain letter like this?

[TheKillergeneral]

@LionofDawn i was bored at the time i know it doesnt work i felt really bored and had nothing better to do so i just did it

[LionofDawn]

@TheKillergeneral aww c'mon. theres always something better to do.

[ronieldaspartan]

1:07 Ezio's Cleaning Service!!!

[Robotul3D]

He is Ezio Auditore and the best weapon is that hidden blade and Altair Sword (u get it in Montegiorno)

[kavous2010]

any one notice altiar said yo mum! at 0:57

[MrUselessjob]

@kavous2010 its not altiar

[MrUselessjob]

@kavous2010 its not altiar...his name is ezio

[micas96]

@kavous2010 It's not Altaïr it is Ezio, and it is not him saying that, it's a nearby person saying "No más" (no more).

[femalepoo]

1:12 the guys d*** is now a bloody steel knife/sword

[ChanellxD]

(感叹) 怎么 (副) 到什么程度, 在哪一方面 (形) 什么

[Luak427]

1:15 Look at guards weenie! XD

[TheWsf01]

at the last one it says we work together next thing u know he gets raped by ezios sword

[TheWsf01]

a new way of sex through the ass & throttle the dick

[TheWsf01]

0.27 spaz attacky leg 

[fralla8]

LOL 0:58 Your moother

[RiseAgainst613]

Poison is good for brutes when they don't see it coming. They go berserk, swinging their axe and hitting all they're guys...what makes me kill them faster after I poison them is when I see them hit innocent by standards...then I go berserk on them. XD

[chisese]

@RiseAgainst613 A bit of money thrown on the ground doesn't hurt either ;)

[VinnieTheHeadSifter]

broom of doom at 1:08 XD

[warchowder]

1:15 he is now a she

[yabbyyupi]

@warchowder nahh... he just got an extension! XD its longer, harder and sharper!

[eleminatus]

10 guards watch while you finish one is just NOT realistic

[chisese]

@eleminatus They actually attack you sometimes when you're doing counter-kills.

[eleminatus]

@chisese oh i see, thanks

[spacehead12]

am i the only one who still only fights with the short blade? it seems like it :/ never liked unarmed i think its pretty cheap :/

[recklessmidget11]

i personally like the spear verses the brute (he brakes it in half and you stab him with both pieces

[asianbeverage]

at 0:56 it sounds like an npc in the background said "your mother"

[dagongent2]

@asianbeverage Or "you're momma!" xD

[Maxy29m98]

@asianbeverage No it is "No mother" (I'm Italian)

[Dubbyystepp]

@asianbeverage Ever since you posted that, I've been listening to 0:56 for ages, and still laughing like mad XD

[GameStarA1]

@asianbeverage I think he says " yo ,ma "

[Bidmartinlo]

Well, it would seem that the axe is a good choice! :D

[wulle011bgd]

the best games PC games ever!

[kevincanary]

LoL look the leg of the guard at 0:25 xD

[TheWolfLucario]

@kevincanary Ha! Awesome find.

[muhaaaxp]

@kevincanary didnt u know that legs break faster if there is a blade in your head?

[Hencytjo]

@kevincanary hahahahaha like a horse

[PLMRTW]

@kevincanary HUH??!!!

[MIKEY2193]

@kevincanary 7 months later and u still have the highest rated comment

[kevincanary]

@MIKEY2193 Yeee, that leg is getting famous xD xD

[TheMrwouldyourather]

@kevincanary LOL! He looks like a goat XD

[S4disticJ0k3r]

I love the hammer/axe weapon sync kills there just so satisfying to watch.

[regenald510]

It would be so damn fucking cool if we could chop people in half, cut off a limb and/ or head. That would be saweeeeeeeet!!! And what would be better is to kill innocent people and not fuck up history for the character. . . .I get angry some times and so I like killing people.....in the game.....IS THAT SO WRONG?!!?!?!?!?

[Edwin1095]

@regenald510 You sound like a retard.

[webbed123]

@Edwin1095 Agreed, he really does.

[PR3DATORcg]

hahah he got stabbed in his balls and asshole

[choobeffect]

27 dumb asses got stabbed in the neck with a hidden blade

[randomgraduate]

a nice kill too is quickly switching to the gun and shooting a dude at point blank without wasting time on aim.

[spartan1111111111117]

There are 27 Templars that need to be assassinated. I'll be back...

[Daalchii]

1:16 Butsex! :D :D :D

27 People can't swim :D

[jared0261]

27 dislikers are guards

[Crippledlocket]

Lol the last guy got kicked in the nuts and then got 'anal'yzed

[kaj34]

@MrTviGgiGraAndX I take it you 've never done it before

[helloimearl1]

@MrTviGgiGraAndX wow really???

[lbbknight5]

@Claytonthesk8ter

touhé cus he should screamed ahhh my ass and balls ;'(

[FuBarracuda]

1:14 outch!

[jdkdude8912]

1:16 o good gawd that had to hurt

[gmoney101392]

lol fighting brutes unarmed is the only way i fight them :D

[killerfgs]

@Woker7620 Lol idiot if it lag then buy a console xDD

[takanuvalover123]

OUCH!!! he stabed him through the BACOCK!!!

[VideozRandom]

The soldier got stabbed in his asshole and lost his balls at 1:14

[firefox376]

1:13 The Soldier Lost the ASS

[chezkilla99]

WOW SOWRD OF ALTIAR

[chezkilla99]

get the rake!!

[m0onst9er]

Just kick his junk and then drive a sword through his penis. Classical vasectomy! 1:12

[doudy009]

see the left leg on the guard on the right at 0:26 omg omg

[darkhellspartan975]

@doudy009 dude that literally made me rofl!

[Sebasenco]

awww kicked in the balls and then stabbed in the balls. how painful u wanna have it?

[Anime96Vault]

STABED IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!

[furryfriend98]

i absolutly love this game

[PaulThePuppetier]

"The quick wheel" isn't really that quick ^^

[fenderbullet150]

at 0:26...

look closely at the legs on the guard to the right XD

[N3m3z1zz]

@fenderbullet150 Is that a Satyr? :O

[milanneto12]

i kill brutes using smoke bombs and the hidden blades.Thumbs up if u do the same

[gamer038]

that last one had to hurt. the sword went up is own ass!

[CJR33D]

@gamer038 and out his dick!

[Puglous]

1:12 - 1:16

"We work together!"

Yeah...nice teamwork there, Brute.

[Potuputamadre]

venice with the medici coat !!!!!!! XD

[Qhatesthehaters1]

in the demo at e3 this year it showed u could use the hidden pistol in combat i cant wait for multiplayer it will be sweet

[MrTuuSikk]

Ehh he didnt even give a review bout the DLC ?

[MrAnderson900]

ouch the sword went out of his balls

[lbbknight5]

i think he got stabed in his asshol and then in the balls

[evilxd4]

@lbbknight5 yeesh, now that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy *shudders*

[SuperNumber19]

F**KING LOVE ASSASINS CREED 2! I BOUGHT IT LIKE TWO DAYS AGO, AND IT'S SO FREAKING BEEFY! GO GET IT FOLKS! ONLY 20 BUCKS ON GAMESTOP, it's like worth every PENNY!

[kodfisk]

@SuperNumber19 HEY DUDE YOU NEED HELP FINDING YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY?

[SuperNumber19]

@kodfisk the venice key? you mean for altairs armor? because I already got the armor lol

[TarRinion]

dude, that guy just got stabed threw the ass, out the balls, dam

[HairEBallzack]

i like the last counter-kill... that guy is like " HOLY SHIT! I GREW A METAL DICK!"

[Lizzio1980]

Why not show the guns?? :D i love that option if you are a pro though... and AC3 WILL BE MULTYPLAYER WOOT

[Januscanal]

1:01 made me cringe

[x2PUx]

You work together to die together.

[guitarskater26]

which one is better splinter cell conviction or assassin´s creed 2?

[ThePsycho1712]

@guitarskater26 ive playd both and i gotta say: assassins creed 2.

[guitarskater26]

@ThePsycho1712 Thank you, it was going to buy the assassin's creed 2 but i was not sure who was better

[chicopapass]

@guitarskater26 ac2 has more extra content. as in way mor tings you can do

[sunderman06]

@guitarskater26 assassins creed 2 is better.

[cent1991]

Broom of Doom FTW

[sTommys]

@cent1991 one of the best weapons, agreed

[bloodysundae101]

i dont get the counter kill where you take the axe from a brute and chop him in his foot then kick his head with ur knee. you think that big ass helm would break your knee rather than crack his skull.

[thebestanthe3rd]

im starting to play the assassins creed series yesterday i got deep in the game but then i go got all veiwpoints and stuff but wen i went to talk to bearue he told me to kill some one bbut it shows nothing in the map im goind crazy looking for wat to do help me please

[Bs1997]

PAUSE AT 1:16

[bloodysundae101]

@Bs1997 you be suprised how much that happens i beat the game and i got like 8 of those.

[escherion]

The last kill were a ball 'n ass stab?? :D

[YuuPod]

1:15 asspoke?

[TheSuperSonic86]

in assassins creed 2..

you can beat someone to death with

......

......

a broom!!! like how fucking AWSOME is that?

[CrazCod]

@TheSuperSonic86 and a hoe, and a fishing rod, and a broken spear

[leandermol]

@TheSuperSonic86 you can also do it with a lute :p and fishing poles xD

[Giannak0sss]

@TheSuperSonic86 brooms,shevels,those thigs like shevels with claws,AND GUITARS....ive found all these but i have no capture card or anything to upload

[XlavesS]

@TheSuperSonic86 dont u know you could also beat someone to death using a plow?

[eagel1000]

@TheSuperSonic86 in assassin's creed brotherhood...

It's a trophy ;)

[TheSteffen1502]

@TheSuperSonic86 dont forget the fishing rod XD

[2002646]

@TheSuperSonic86

you can also kill someone with: a fishing rod, some farmer tools (rake/hoe/etc.) and a violin (only saw them at the carnavale at venice) the instruments from those annoying musicians who always stand in your way cannot be used as weapons