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  • How about we all agree that we all have our favorite sports, and respect each other's sporting passions?

  • so then it wouldnt be shit... learn to play the game and you might realize its beter than shitty basketball, baseball or handegg

  • Goal Wade (89')

  • I don't give a fuck about the controversy sourrounding these sports, I want to know what this goddamn god-teir music is...

  • hahahha....Americans will never understand the beauty of football (not "soccer") ..I forgot mention the hundreds of boring TV commercials in a basketball game?

  • @guilleraming soccer is a sport that is content to live in the 19th century with no use of technology to review plays to make sure they got it right. It's laughable how many games come down phantom penalties or no calls. Just ask Ireland.

  • the defence in basket ball is so bad, they let the othe team score nearly every play.

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  • It is funny to see people who don't know shit about football saying it is boring. Sure it is, you don't know how to play it!

  • @hugoaraujo3 O guess nobody in this world knows how to play it then

  • Hey, let's discuss on Youtube! It sure won't make us seem retarded :)

  • Pause at 0:25 i like how the score is 124-122

  • So true

    

  • pause at 0:26

  • jimmy kimmel's is funnier

  • Yeah Football is The Preferred Word for soccer. Americans Just used the name when their version has barely anything to do with the foot contacting the ball.

  • If it was it wouldn't have shitty music like this.

  • @merz1burner get fucked, your by yourself mate

  • HAHAHAHA!!! So true!

  • I just gave soccer a go watching the UEFA's champion league its 1-1 I watch for 15 minutes, then when I get a bag of chips, they score, then when I look down to grab my chip they score again....

  • Sike, you will never see this many shots on goal in a soccer game. Just show a bunch of turnovers that's more like soccer.

  • Football players would beat the shit out f soccer players

  • Hockey doesnt end in 0-0 or 1-0 like soccer though. If it does end like that, then you know that there was at least 2 fights, and 6 players leaving with black eyes.

    Football, Hockey, Basketball, Baseball ftw

  • soccer is a simple (ie. boring) game for simple minded people. the end.

  • @applesauceman It's simple? You My Fellow Youtube are a fucking moron.

  • @applesauceman I don't think you should be insulting anyone with a stupid username like yours. 2. I play both sports and I like basketball more, but Soccer is far more complicated than basketball. The Field and player Range is much more narrow. Ball inside basket, doesn't get much harder than that. there are ways to get to the other side of the court faster, but you can basically take and make a shot from anywhere on the court. You have no sense on intelligence in any sport if you think that.

  • @RobinTheWorld wow, is that what you base ur arguement on? ppl's grammar and username....god...its not like RobinTheWorld is so cool. lol what a fucking failure.

  • @RobinTheWorld Everyone can kick a ball into a goal. Try to shoot a ball into a 10-feet-high basket. Try to dribble the ball while you bouncing it. Try to play 48 minutes (or 40) per game never stop, NEVER STOP! On this sport you have to play defense and offense every 24 seconds or less. Penalty kick? It's nothing than a free throw, after 40 minutes of tiring game, for the lead of your team, with 1, 2 seconds left to the end.

    I don't hate soccer, I hate the way somebody talk about it.

  • @noname888ful I'm pretty sure you couldn't kick a ball past a good goalie, people make money in sports because they're usually better at doing it than your average Joe lol

  • @noname888ful hahaha try shooting into a good goalkeeper. i can throw a ball quite easily into a circle shape, its not too hard. football is played for 45 minutes each half, you say your games are for 48 minutes? 3 minutes isn't much and also there's injury time. maybe you wouldn't have to play defence and offence that often if you didn't have such small pitches, you hardly even need to run the playing ground is tiny and it requires no stamina. football requires much more energy,

  • @applesauceman Just something I forgot to mention, could you capitalize the first word in your sentences because that just makes your grammar look so meaningless.

  • @applesauceman Just stop, you sound like a fucking imbecile.

  • @RobinTheWorld great argument! fantastic! it is as baseless as your support for this mindless sport.

  • @applesauceman Dick.

  • @RobinTheWorld another great point! oh, every day i thank god that i am not a soccer fan, for i too would be this dense.

  • @applesauceman -____________- Pointless.

  • Dwayne Wade is an East player....East Wins!

  • hey if they called a penalty if Wade was outside the three-point line, shouldn't it have been a free kick instead of a free throw?

  • it shows the east celebrating what a failure.

  • @shortballerz - that's b/c the East hit the free throw...the caption says "West Wins" yet it was D-Wade from the East that hit the free throw...

  • @zznash yaaa, so whats ur point?

  • lol i wouldnt watch this. plus who watches soccer after world cup

  • @36Philly5Eagles10 A lot of people Idiot. Who watched Basketball and Football after the Season is over? noBODY! SOCCER IS MULTINATIONAL. Bitch.

  • @merz1burner

    why do u think so smart guy?

  • @ryanxballer FOOT-ball is because u kick the ball with ur foot..u dont kick with ur hand or hold the ball and running around like a bunch of girls with your foot...where is ur foot?u use ur FOOT to feed urself?u use ur FOOT to wipe ur ass?if that is the case..then ur hand me ur limb that u use to walk..hahaha..must be that ur knuckle head is ur brain too..=D

  • @tulisnamakamu i dont see how you can call football players a bunch of girls when girls cant handle the physicality and collision nature of the game. especially when comparing it to a game that women are prominent in. a girl might not be as good as men in soccer but she wont get hurt playing against them. if a girl tried to play in the nfl she would die unless she was a kicker or punter (soccer player positions)

  • this is dumb

  • wtf???!!!

  • Thank God basketball isn't like football/soccer and doesn't have guys flopping at every opportunity, hoping to draw some sort of penalty, or foul if you will, from the other team.

    Wait a second........

  • If basketball was like soccer they wouldn't be any a conditioned figgaz to play.

  • Soccer is for people who aren't good enough to play basketball, football, baseball or hockey. And most soccer players are wimps. Any physical conduct, you get either a eyellow card or a red card. What a bunch of pussies. The NFL, you can knock a guy out cold. Man sport.

  • @glory789 lmao u cant even touch a QB these days without it being roughing the passer. Throwball players have 10X more protection that football players. All us football players have for pads is shin guards. In throwball you stop play after 1 play and let all the fat asses catch their breath and 4 quarters? In football you can run for 90 min straight depending on the position with only a 10 min break for half. You prob never touched a football pitch in your life.

  • @glory789 NFL is the only professional sport in the world where 300 lbs guys can make millions lol. Some real sport that is. Rikishi would dominate the NFL lmao.

  • @HalaMadridista07 how is it less of a real sport because you have to be bigger and stronger in it? lets see you take a hit from a 250 lb linebacker that runs a 4.5 40. and ive never seen a soccer player that was half the athlete as reggie bush, devin hester, or adrian peterson. you dont see people in the nfl flopping and faking like theyre hurt every time somebody comes near them. Some real sport that is. Vlade Divac would dominate the World Cup. lmao.

  • @Fashur Futbol athletes the best in the world. Devin Hester, Reggie Bush don't have shit on Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. You put a NFL player on a futbol pitch, they might make it through a half. No breaks after each play, no quarter breaks, no halftime show.

  • @Fashur because in football a.k.a soccer..u need to use ur brain..it doesnt matter if u can run back and forth to the moon in 1 second if you can't score

  • @tulisnamakamu you gotta use your brain in every sport. in american football you have to read defenses and adjust plays then read how the defense reacts to the play and how you need to react to it. on defense a linebacker has to read the play in less than half of a second and react to it immediately. watch them during a game and tell me they dont use their brains. football is one of the most mind based sports there is. you probably have never played or watched it have you?

  • Don't forget to mention that in Basketball you watch the game for 3 hours for 48 minutes of gameplay, plenty of commercials for the people with ADD. And yeah all the scoring and still 9 out of 10 games end in a score difference of 1 or 2 points. Most basketball games can be watched for the last 2 minutes, 3 minutes if playoffs, and not really miss anything. You can hate, but 24.3 million people watched the world cup final game in the US. Compared to 7 games average NBA finals of 18.1 million.

  • @urlesque if basketball was like soccer, the team with more points would lose? that makes a lot of fucking sense. why don't you go try and edit some more retarded vids!

  • search elzie bibbs

  • And soccer is the only professional sport where a player could be out on the field and absolutely suck and nobody would even know cuz all he has to do is kick a ball and then run after it

  • Soccer sucks balls. All they do is kick it backwards and then forwards and then miss the goal by 100 feet. And your a fuckin idiot the east scored

  • personally not a soccer fan.  if you like it thats cool but i can't sit for 90 mins and have only one score. to me its frustrating to watch because there is so much motion and sooooo little progress.

  • @dodgersfan78 Beautiful plays and great movements. You can't win a game with one person in soccer like in basketball. Takes teamwork. It's all of matter of power and placement.:)

  • @RobinTheWorld You cant win a game in any TEAM sport with only one player!

  • football is tthe most democratic of all sports...you dont have to be tall or bulky

  • Seeing as the score is now 0-0 at the 100th minute, I thought of this video. Will someone win before we get to penalties?

    Anyway... to anyone who says if you don't like soccer don't watch it... well... I like soccer, I just think the scoring system sucks and faster paced variants like indoor soccer and futsal and typical scores of say 4-2 are far more interesting. Too many of these games are coming down to flukes, penalties or bad calls from officials.

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  • haha so just because sometimes there arent many goals in football (soccer) it isnt good, but a game where games can finish 120-88 are better because at least the team that loses scored even though they lost by 32 points, basketball is quite good but its not even the most popular sport in the usa or even second fr that matter. Whereas football is the most popular sport in - England, Scotland, Holland, germany, brasil, argentina, mexico, italy, spain and in the WORLD

  • @NaStRaDaMuS2006 Yea... and the funny thing is that USA played better than England during the world cup and Spain lost against the USA 2-0 on the confederations cup. LOL.

  • you americans dont know football ( soccer )!!!

  • shows how dumb soccer is

  • its not like soccer at all there are no vuvuzelas

  • 0:25-0:28 no way a soccer game can have the score 124 to 122

  • they're both great sports and take diff skills.

    no need for the arguments.

  • you're ignorant.

  • basketball is pathetic. Grown able bodied men bounce and chase ball around trying to put it in a hole above their head. Don't you think their physical abilities could be better utilized elsewhere contributing society, like picking apples or oranges? What a waste of talent.

  • @niekas you, sir, are a troll.

  • Basketball takes more skill

    if u can kick a ball u can play soccer

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 if you can grab a ball and toss it around, you can play basketball so shut up

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 ahahahahahah ur such a moron that its actually kinda funny thats like saying if u can swing a bat u can play baseball or throw a ball you can play basketball all sports take skill and dedication even football(original football not american) but dont get me wrong american football takes skill to :)

  • @justboored wow u obviously never played basketball before..u dont throw the ball u shoot it smart ass. throwing is for baseball which also takes more skills than kicking a ball around

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 are you serious dude im not bashing basketball its one of my favorite sports im just saying that you make it look sound like to be good at football all you need is to know how to kick a ball around wich makes it look like you have never played football before in your life...or you just plain suck at it. just dont bitch about something saying that some sports suck jsut because you suck at it

  • @justboored its true tho, all u got to do is kick it around..its effortless

    no i dont suck at it, im not the kind of person that does that. im just laying down facts

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 well if thats your opinion then ill respect that, obviously youre just set on that opinion how stupid it may be, the fact that you think football takes no effort, i mean maybe it takes no effort against little kids that are just running around. and you would check on youtube football tricks and basketball tricks then youll notice that football tricks are alot harder than basketball all you need is quick hands and vertical

  • @justboored get out of here, basketball tricks are hard..i've been playing since i was 10..quick hands wont get u anywhere and vertical, u have to be born with it

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 You're actually an idiot if you honestly think quick hands aren't needed in basketball and that you can't train vertical.

  • @muffinman18 u can only get so far with training for vertical, thats why u have to be born with hops. yes wuick hands for defense...

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 Like I said before: you're an idiot.

  • @muffinman18 because im laying down facts, i understand u cant handle the truth.

    soccer is the easiest sport to play

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 There are no basis to your claims whatsoever.

    Why mention anything about soccer? Basketball's my favorite sport, I hardly like soccer. It's completely irrelevant anyways.

  • @muffinman18 dodgersfan78's reponse says it all

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 then obviously you suck at basketbal like u do at football and u dont have to be born with vertical im 16 years old from iceland and im 183cm tall and i can dunk on a 10 foot rim but not because i was born with it but because i trained and basketball tricks r alot easier than football tricks i play both and theres alot of difference anyway your kinda annoying so im not really gonna waste my time wit a fatass who cant play sports like you so reply if u want but im not gonna read it

  • @justboored wow you dont have vertical at all, youre 6ft tall how hard is it to dunk a basketball..that's kinda sad actually bragging u can dunk and youre 6FOOT TALL!!!!we got 5'9 dunkers here in hawaii.

  • @Melo15xSTAT1

    yeah, and baseball takes no skill either, you just hit the ball with the stick...

    and shooting is for archery and marksmen competitions, dumbass

  • @notools yes it does takes skills to throw the baseball 90+ mph contantly.

    and hitting it is the hard part.

    youre right about the bastketball one, its about marksmenship

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 You are so right, for somebody that has never played/seen a football game. I'm not calling it football the S-word. I want to see how you can kick a ball that easily at 75 mph and control it into a direction, or kick a ball so it curves, or kick it from a standing point over a distance of up to 40 yards, over a 6 foot wall, 7 if the men jump, and into an area of 24 feet wide by 8 feet high guarded by the goalie, plus sometimes by one or more defenders.

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 AHAHA..that is a good joke..obviously u never play footballl before..or is it soccer?ahaha..

  • @tulisnamakamu we call it soccer here in the states.

  • @Melo15xSTAT1 indeed..and around the world we call it football. =)

  • @tulisnamakamu ur point?

  • This shows how dumb Americans are...IMO

  • this video is a million times funnier with the world cup button on and the vuvuzelas blaring.

  • Lol this video is awesome, lol jk, its a fucking stupid waste of 1 minute

  • ROFLMAO!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • At 0:25 You Can See The Real Score Good Editing Though

    Oh Yeah At The Top Right You See It

  • okay that was hilarious

  • Hmmm. . I wonder if the pinnacle of sports will ever be anything other than the World Cup? . . . I think not :)

  • the blue team is EAST u dipshet

  • @Hawaiikiid

    blue team is from the north-west you fark-face!

  • @breastplates no dey aint

  • Holland in the finals!!!!

     See ya sunday Germany!!!

  • i think the west winning was done on purpose, because who really gives a fuck if soccer wass like basketball, no one would watch it. only reason soccer is more popular is cuz in the third world countries is because it is cheap to play. just cuz third world countries like something does it make it better, fuck no. more people voted for bush then those who didnt those that make bush better then gore fuck no. that just makes all the fuckers who voted for him seem stupid.

  • I totally agree with this video, finally someone puts up a vid about how stupid soccer is. I don't really care if the whole world likes soccer/football I still think its so stupid how it takes the whole game just to get 1 or 2 points! Im not trying to persuade anyone but I think basketball has so much more excitiment then soccer, and the sad thing is that basketball players get paid less then soccer/football players.

  • @SuperEagle14 Like basketball games in a higher difference in scores. Can you say 88-90 or 109-111. You watch 3 hours for 48 minutes of gameplay and the decision falls in the last few seconds, and you complain about soccers low scoring games. And next time get your facts straight, Kobe Bryant is to make $30 mil, while Christiano Ronaldo earns $15.5 million per year, without other endorsements. Beckham last year $40 mil with endorsements, Kobe $48 mil. Get the facts from forbes.com.

  • @drnele11 no its caled your mom.cm and thanks for your stupid time have good time

  • this just made basketball look like the gayest sport ever

  • dwyane wade who made the basket is from east so really east wins 1-0.

    Cavaliers mutha fuckas

  • This movie is lame!!!1

    If you don't like football, just go watch basketball, who cares.

  • u dont have an idea of, how u fags call it, soccer

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  • its a lot more exciting to see 1 goal a game, then a 100 easy baskets

  • @lukes4nutmegg Id rather watch the highlight reel then sit there for 90 minutes and see 1 goal. thats an avg. of .011111 goals a minute.

  • @lukes4nutmegg shut up nerd.

  • @rybo30 o wow tough guy

  • i love soccer, but this is friggin funny and a great parody

  • Soccer, The world most played sport. And USA sucks @ it.... xD

    And who plays Basketball? No 1 accept the USA. Why doesnt the other country's play basketball? Because it Sucks!!!!

    truth = fact and truth = basketball sucks therefore basketball sucks = fact.

  • @JustPino23 Nice attempt at being funny. Here let me try. JustPino23=Gay

  • @JustPino23 are you an idiot? The only reason soccer is the most played sport in the world is because its CHEAP to play all you need is a ball, basketball on the otherhand requires a lot more other stuff making poor countries unable to play it

  • @JustPino23 Fact= hundreds of countries besides the USA play basketball

    fact= soccer is most played because its cheap

    fact= usa doesnt suck at soccer

  • @JustPino23 USA sucks at it? We played better than England on the world cup and we beast Spain 2-0 on confederations cup. Netherlands lost 1-0 . ahahahahahahahahahahah lol

  • @TheYoutibe are you fucking retarded? have you watched a fucking soccer game compared to a basketball game? everyone fucking flops in soccer. basketball has a few players who flop like bitches and i hate them. especially manu ginobli. good player just annoying. anyway though every 20 fucking seconds someone fucking flops in soccer. its pussy shit. I hate that but i do love the game. its just so hard to watch because of that.

  • dwayne wade plays for the east............plus it were truly like soccer you would have to include endless passing and endless turnovers at midcourt and halfcourt airballs and airballed layups

  • if u could only imagine what it's like to shout with all your soul GOOOOOOOOOL u would know why FOOTBALL is the best sport in the world. in no other sport the conversion is so meaningfull, so important and that's why we love it. the GOAL is the greatest feelling ever and it canot be matched in any other sport...

  • @renzoloco Okay, so let me get this straight. When you're watching football in your house by yourself, and someone scores, you yell GOOOLLL with all of your heart? Thats definately not a #fail

  • basketball is fucking repetitive, one side make a basket and the other side will make one after it and it will go on and on...socccer and hockey are more unpredictable, you never expect a team to score a goal and when they did, the crowd just go wild...basketball crowd are just yawning through the whole game and dont get me started with baseball or american handball.

  • @rifway22 Soccer and hockey are fucking repetitive, one side loses the ball and the other side will lose it after them and it will go on and on..

  • @muffinman18 but you never know when they will lose the ball right...its unexpected and unpredictable not like basketball where you never lose the ball in possesion and you will definitely lose the ball when you make a basket.

  • @rifway22 You never know when they'll score in basketball..

    Look, your argument is stupid. If you like a sport more than an other just say it, don't try to cover it up with some bullshit, terribly thought out explanation as to why x sport is better than y.

  • this is more accurate if you turn on the pointless vuvuzela button

  • dwayne wade is on the east... EAST WINS you idiot!

  • @yaz1yaz1yaz1 hahaha i know

  • @Speci4lK its just my opinion u dont have to agree neither does anyone else

  • Why would Paul pierce give high 5's if the west won?.. this is dumb lol

  • BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ

  • Soccer is better than all American sports. Coming from an American.

  • soccer is a hell of a lot better than basketball... this video was dumb as shit

  • Im just pissed you included hockey. I hate soccer though..

  • stop calling it soccer, its football cause that game played with FOOT, not stupid american football

  • @Mindux518 Soccer stands for asSOCiation football. They are all legitimate names.

  • lol kind of true, but soccer is a little more exciting than this video

  • WTF is this bullshit!

  • the whole world plays football FOOTBALL, americans are the only ones that play soccer, americans say soccer is gay, therefore americans are gay.

  • @lukesacreds Okay, but soccer sucks.

  • @lukesacreds the whole world plays football because it is relatively cheap to play. however americans are really gay. i agree with you there.

  • less black people, and fuck american fotboll and baseball it's so fucking boring.

  • Fat americans eat too much corn based products.

  • @amazingyou1uber but soccer still sucks