How to kill a Witch in L4D, and why the witch is bugged. *Patched on PC since December 5th 2008!*

[C2010X1]

if i shot her as bill i be like baby i dont wanna go be a zombie with u then she ran crying

[Kinglink89]

Ive never played the game so can somone please tell me....not why they cry....but why they call em witches anyway?they could call it hacker because it hcks and slashes you, but why witch dose it like use its "infected-ness" to like mutate itself or somthin?

[WarinRock]

What The Fuck is Wrong with that fucking witch???

[Wix3nZ]

nice witch glitch

[Muchinceai]

thumb up if you watch this in 2011

[AuntJeannie1]

@droptozro My, my what a bloody christian you are.

[droptozro]

@AuntJeannie1

....did you not look at how old this comment is? 2 years ago I was not a Christian. Obviously you can see my fruit. This video game is full of wickedness cursing God, haven't played it in over a year at least.

[AuntJeannie1]

@droptozro Old or not, it stills proves you have skeletons in your closet just like everyone else.

[AuntJeannie1]

@droptozro If you were repentant, why not erase all your comments that encourage people to play this wicked game?

[droptozro]

@AuntJeannie1

That's a good idea(even though I'm not sure how to go back and delete all my comments from years ago--that would take much time), but it also stands as a proper showing of my repentance--now I can come to this video game and show how I did a 180 degree turn of repentance and speak against it!

I'm glad you recognize the hypocrisy if I were still playing this game, but I am not--now be consistent in other manners. God bless

[Ailure]

@droptozro Let me guess, born again Christian pressured by parents or relatives? May I suggest the skeptics annotated bible and consider the fact that the modern Christianity is skewed. Jesus was probably brownskinned and spoke Hebrew, he was not white and speaking English despite popular portrayal.

Besides I'm not even sure what in this game is offensive to Christianity. It's gory yes, but it's main theme is survival against monsters.

[droptozro]

@Ailure

Nope, I actually came out of my house an atheist and became a nihilist not long after. Parents weren't actually teaching me properly at all. They put up with my antics and hate, that's about all I could say.

What does Jesus' skin and that He spoke [Hebrew] have to do with anything? He actually spoke Aramaic. I would agree things have been skewed, but that's because no one actually READs the Bible with the Spirit.

The game is full of blasphemy of God/Jesus and cursing.

[75elmexicano]

Cool she kill it wow

[MultiStrike777]

pensei q essa merda não morria

[Marikbondar]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aah witches

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[alyl603]

its no glitch to kill her u retards , there's even a fucking achievement for that , to kill her with one shot , which can only be done by headshotting her from point blank range from the back , with a shotgun

[Ailure]

@alyl603 You probably missed the part where the witch would get stuck, and I was pelting away at her with my pistol. I even noted in the annotation that the usual way to "crown a witch" wasn't the glitch.

[alyl603]

@Ailure sorry , just that when ever i see any annotation that is on my screen over 5 seconds and is about something i know alot about such as l4d1/2 i just disable annotations , helps alot accually to do that

[vkyle52]

Put **PATCHED** next to the title because retards can't read descriptions.

[lucpantz]

FREEZE AT 0:42 FOR SCARY SHIT

[kmoni09]

wtf kill tha bitch

[jordy1524]

haha take her from behind

[koopateen008]

god1 cheat???? -_-

[vkyle52]

@koopateen008 retard???

[koopateen008]

@vkyle52 stfu

[vkyle52]

@koopateen008 suck my dick please

[Hugodeepred1]

um lol? u ha cheats on and use god mode -_-

[Terminus92]

fixed lol old bug

[christineyoyop]

Well she is crying 'cause obviously she doesn't get enough hugs or sugar.

[aaroncharlescadao]

the second with hard to kill

[Alissah2]

Im pretty sure all of us saw the blood... you definitely had god mode on

[Killarila]

@kieran2735 lol...date: 2008....dint u see? >.>

[XkellykellyX101]

when i thought Zoey said witch at 0:13 i thought she said bitch

[JoBoMano]

y call her witch i call her bitch cuz she wears a bra n panties n public

[DrHoFreedomFighter]

Chainsaw can kill witch at moment too!

[AL94RUSS]

owww...a hug for the sad witch

[MangaGirl551]

is it sad that ive cr0wned a witch in l4d2 but i could never do it in l4d :/

[13ack57a13133d]

god mode, or maybe noclip :P the blood comes out so she would have killed you

[underdeath91]

her head is backwards ew

[bertl900]

xD this was just noclip

[azmagl]

I played it 0n 360 when she got stuck climbing down the ladder so I SHOT WITH MY SHOTIE auto LOL

[andrerock5]

this video is ear rape

[tashigirl6]

GEEZ that witch is flexible! freaking turning her WHOLE head around and attacking...

[pkpenguin]

this worked like, for the first month of release, it ISNT hacking, i used to do this on the xbox version all the time, however, trying it now is suicide

[theMaskedJackal]

obvious hacking

[Ailure]

@theMaskedJackal Wallhacking is not cheating!

[SORA4144]

they witch dosent want to be disturbed because when sh was alive, she was abused... B(

[sporeman1331]

@SORA4144 she is still alive im guessing you mean before she was infected, this isnt a romero type infection it is more rabies-like kinda like 28 days later or quarentine it does NOT reanimate dead corpses just makes you extremely agressive and if you have ceartain traits, mutate

[SORA4144]

@sporeman1331 yeah, basically thats what im talking about

[Loganhamilton182]

0:42 dramatic look

[yoshi9891]

0:43 lolz a t that point the witch asks zoey

What me worry?

[XxCrAzEdMaNxX]

its straight out moded

[japaneseweasel987]

press 7 (the head wtf)

[ZombieBambie]

Press 4 Repeatedly For Murderers Porn

[1807astaroth]

nooob disparandole a los hombros a un enemigo quieto lol

[MultiLpsgirl]

Isn't the witch to old to cry???

[ilovezimmy17]

keep pressing 4!

[usuario91ful]

play with 34567 dj witch

[montzeo]

now i cant sleep. thanks dumbfuck

[pinkylover75]

lol "humdehum u cant hit me..."

[netodude100]

lol keep pressing 7

[ArkThompsonXXX]

ehm..... ok...

[Ansfrid7]

(@Glitchy Witch) Where in the Hell am I going to find an Exorcist in Left4Dead?!

[MolotovBurner100]

u said that the comment would be removed of they obvioulsy didnt read the desc. on the uploader comment u didnt remove it haha!

[Clean5526]

kieran2735: You are right, its not bug. This is doing right just on local servers.

[haeuss5]

Lol nice when watching i was thinking HAX!!!!! Then i remberd this glitch XD

[SuperNESmanJr]

does this still work???

[KinglXlPumpkin]

This Is what chuck norris goes through everyday on the way home from grocery shopping

[xxEmoxxBunny1]

Someone needs to take that girl to a nail salon to cut them things, damn. LOL

[olive4cheer]

@kieran2735 god mode ftw!!!!!!!!

[TheFlyingTimbus]

@kieran2735 Hes not getting hit by the witch. if he was then there would have been a blood spurting sound.

[ArmAGlich]

hhhmmm...the witch on l4d was more scary than on l4d2

[donjezza10]

0:45 exorcist

[DragaoDourado1]

Keep pressin 7 - Witch's head is in the wrong direction lol

[pigfaceman1]

you startled the bitch

[rocafella142]

Fuck you i did then and that bitch turned around and clawed me in the face.

[LonelySoulEmo]

@rocafella142 This video was uploaded in 2008....the glitch is fixed now.

[rocafella142]

@LonelySoulEmo yea i seen that after i commented

[LonelySoulEmo]

@rocafella142 Alright^^

[littleseezer]

hear the tank o.o

[EnumasElish]

i find the witch is in the summary of defense/life and attack power stronger than charger and tank...

[Ailure]

@kieran2735 Try on the orginal X-box 360 version and you see it still works. And you probably forgot to read the description to the official STEAM news page that mentions this bug being fixed.

[SuperJuicebox24]

@Ailure shes mad cuz u unfriended her on facebook :l

[dividedjester]

@Ailure ive done this b4 she hit me as i killed her and i didnt take damage (on the pc version)

[silverpixie101]

@Ailure i DO have the origanal xbox 360 version

this is fake

[Ailure]

@silverpixie101 You probably have one of the L4D DLC's. Why do you think I would fake a glitch. :|

[silverpixie101]

@Ailure well IT IS possible

and ive seen fake glitches befor !

[AllyBeenie123]

Damn why is the witch so hard to kill? In real life that bitch would have been dead after a shotgun blow to the head.

[bastumbo]

@AllyBeenie123 thats how 2 one hit kill a witch. crown her by soting he in the face with a shotgun

[AllyBeenie123]

GOD DAMN THAT BITCH GOT OWNED!!!

[cataalin97]

play the video and just keep pres 3

[Catherine9041]

On the original xbox 360 version, this isn't patched :D Neither is the gailing launch glitch ^.^

[lolingonthefloor]

Keep pressing 5 " I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

[Yagablurgon]

Looks more like rough anal sex to me.

[ForgottenOnex]

@hewkii942 way to kill the joke. - 1

[GenMinion]

@hewkii942 >_> i know that moron...i was just trying to make a joke, no need to go all Steven Hawkings on my ass.

[BantomBoy]

@GenMinion hahahahahahahaha :)

[mym8srock]

Play it and press 1 - 8 it shows the timline of the witch :)

[IndygoaliasManu]

lmao it's "god mode" ( cheat ) no glitch. if you want to kill her with oneshot take the shotgun or the autoshotgun get very close to her and hit her chest. done.

[eaglestep]

u can just head shot the witch=_____=

[pataponmaster5]

why do you think they call her a witch she twist her head in a 180 angle so the witch is a real witch

[sldragon512]

"You startled the Witch" NO SHIT!!

[SoniaFoxxie]

They say she dislikes torches...

Damn, with those eyes, she could illuminate a room all by herself.

[AgentDeath731]

play the vid nd keep pressing 1

[JimmyMcEmoson]

you can still sneak up on the witch and one shot her with a shotty.

[mewmewzoeylover1]

haha



[2thatonegirl16]

So are you saying she glitches when you use the handguns or something, or is it random?

[keira01adelo]

it took a pretty long wile to kill that other witch

[Sargeisawesome]

mod

[RainBowGlyphics360]

Its not hard at all to say that left 4 dead 1 is the best and will stay the best, i mean look at the trailer MINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[4wheelerboy1]

does this work in Left for Dead 2?

[inktvis009]

and when you press 5, she dances!!

[inktvis009]

press 7 and quickly pause it; or pause it and click 7. XD

[wasssssssssssssup360]

74 bulits from the pistle

[trav0407]

you were just using god mode in console

[AK47CRAZE]

Ok because alot of u r dumbshits, i will tell u that god mode isnt on. She cant attack right backwards. Its just a glitch.

[SeleneUnderworld3]

Poor witch... you can hurt her... she can't hurt you...

[DaddysGurl88]

Holy shit it works!!! Thanks!!!

[sts2010ful]

stop the vid at 7 it looks funny

[partyman52456]

i read the DISC.

[napalmman420]

How is the Witch exactly glitched when you have God Mode on?

[TheGhostsprite]

keep replaying at 0:49 and witch is claping

[TheGhostsprite]

@TheGhostsprite WRONG do it at 0:50

[iheartamerica100]

@TheGhostsprite lol thats funny. shes gettin into it, i noticed.

[xgostify]

wird

[gomes1258]

rather Crown :D

[zhetya]

lol literally take her from behind XD

[drponyslayer]

I got a similar thing when i noclip'd after spawning a witch...she couldn't hit me. Was that because i was below her in the map when i startled her, or was it the glitch? (this happened waaaaaay after the game was patched btw)

[djsebex]

cant touch me

[tehblasianism]

0:47 exorcism mode o.O

[SuperFATES1]

god :DD

[Glowmunster666]

lmaoXD

[iHateAnime4LIfe]

so does this mean the witch can be killed without taking damage by getting near to her as possible?

[ArmyeGeneral]

i killed the witch really easily with the auto - shotgun

[acephantom903]

I did this just because you said I would look like an idiot... plus to give the witch a hug that she wanted. Aperently girls who are PMSing don't like surpise hugs from behind. *smack with butcher knives*

[jocy92113]

@setsway sux 4 u!!im bout 2 b 11 in like 6 more days!!nd my bro has it and he 16 nd he my mom makes him let us play

[NicolaScorpion7000]

oh...cool

[001blackdog]

omg wie geiel

[leftysrock27]

Damn she was swallowin up all those bullets 0.0

[GenMinion]

why the hell are witches so damn hard to kill? @_@

u packed more lead into that bitch than wats in a pencil factory

[sonata300]

@GenMinion hey try to use a shotgun and get real close And shoot her.Beware if she stands up,run , let her chill and try again

[flimflabber]

@GenMinion

Pencils have graphite not lead B)

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

@GenMinion pencil factories use graphite, not lead....

[epicSMGfan]

@AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan well they use too

[runswithscizzorz]

@GenMinion Pencils are actually manufactured with graphite due to the fact that led can be poisonous

[David86095]

@GenMinion Just so ya know, pencils aren't made of lead anymore, they're made of graphite.

[preytec]

@GenMinion there's no lead in pencils

[jawafan]

@GenMinion and pencils dont even use lead anymore, its graphite

[flameblade49]

@GenMinion Witches were meant to be "that zombie you don't mess with" though once you learn how to crown they are nothing more than a minor inconvenient that is delt with in a few seconds

[olive4cheer]

@GenMinion uhhhhh witches are fucking easy to kill the first time did u not see how fast ailure killed it? on easy probably though on easy with auto shotgun it takes like 1-2 shots lol.......

[TheRocker365]

@olive4cheer your're right and i also sometimes run around the witch i don't care if she gets mad

[Chaoktarukto]

@olive4cheer dude. witches have ~1000 hp. it's quite hard unless you are close up. even on easy, they take you down with one hit.

[olive4cheer]

@Chaoktarukto witchs are really easy to kill though just get a auto shotgun go righht up to her and shoot her head

[Trajik101]

@GenMinion Well yea but pencil factories have no lead :) They made of graphite :O

[NoobsAreUsh]

Trololo

[setsway]

omg I want that game so bad but im 10 years old and my mom said its to vilont

[viclord091]

u have infinite hp -.- not bug

[monkeypooification]

@viclord091 ... you're dumb

the glitch was obviously the fact that the witch was facing away from the player

U'RE a NOOB...

[tinkababy502]

Can someone PLEASE tell me why shes ALWAYS crying ?

I have the second l4d and i don't get it !

Whats the storry ?!

[monkeypooification]

@tinkababy502 she is infected.... nuff said

there isnt any story except the huge infection... and the strain of the virus the witches have makes them like that

[Crazykevin91]

@tinkababy502 theres no story.

only a intro from the campain No Mercy.

[powerofsonic]

Thumb up if u heard zoey say cheese cake when witch was looking at her

[HittokiriBattousai17]

But i dont understand...do you supossed to kill the witch or just let her be at her own????

[garunescapebriel]

witche noobbbbb

[Catherine9041]

New and improved witch, now made of rubber :D

[bunearylove1]

lol ur just taking ur time killing her, while shes slashing at ur face. xD

[l4dboi77]

be alot easier if u stop missing but good job for not failing by getting killed :)

[sorazon111]

GLITCHES! invincibility huu...

[IBreakGames]

You can still crown her with a pump shotty like that tho.

[lastmidnightrider]

duz zoey say bitch?

[haty24]

The witch is what happens when a chick on her period gets infected.

[Dragolite]

Kk god mode on. But watch my alternative of killing a witch, trust me its better that way mate. :D

[refrica92]

1st crown was slopy

[EthanZombie3000]

its stupid cheat

[07Jirachi07]

the witch is aiming the wrong way? o3o

[skullkidlol]

how do u open console?

[rexdude456]

ITS GOD MODE NOOB :P

[Snazikk]

@rexdude456 Its not, i played on Xbox360 and that worked. I'ts fixed glitch.