Jersey Shore Intro

[FALCOR1220]

Like yeah they're dumb n shit but so is everyone in their own way... And its entertaining as Fuck...

[LetsPlayGen]

gayest show ever ^^

[MICHAELisFAMOUS]

Best show ever <3

[therealjulz]

Sammy: i am the sweetest b**** you'll ever meet

Ronnie: hahahahahaha

pure comedy

[TheRandomTrainer]

Johnny Bravo would make this show amazing

[troopman4]

SOUTH PARK!

[troopman4]

DONT FORGET JETER!

[TheNewEmphinix]

Ronnie laughs like a dolphin on steroids.

[maddieknowsswag]

ronnie sounds high...js

[iEdddiii]

i like south park snooki better

[slickl07]

Ronnie's laugh. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

[therealearthmunkey]

And people like this why?

[ellomayy]

@therealearthmunkey entertainment. i thought it was stupid to, then i started watching it at the start of summer 2011. now i love it and i watch it all the time.

[therealearthmunkey]

@ellomayy I'm sorry.

[barbagiorgis13]

@therealearthmunkey because it's so fucking awesom.Now go back to your misarble life hater

[therealearthmunkey]

@barbagiorgis13 A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.

People like you who are into this are the reason I hope we all die. Real soon.

[flimflamworkjerk]

Situation is the absolute LAMEST faggot in the history of reality TV.

[iL0v3Bradie]

angelina you bitch....

[ChronicArtz]

0:10 Im the swedish fish youll never eat

[TutosAnty15]

I ♥ Jersey Shore

[CuteCharacterz]

RONNIE'S INTRO IS SO CUTE

[CagerZoc]

fail of human race

[P8on2phresh]

its funny when sammi comes on saying "im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" then Ronnie comes on "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" like no the fuck she aint she bullshittin

[squallcloud101]

awsome ringtone i have it

[RemiXxNinja84]

GO VINNY! GO VINNY!

[SpartanG062]

Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

[juan2267]

@SpartanG062 Your cabage >:(

[iloveitbaby100]

whats name of the Song ?? :)

[VolcomPuiks]

@iloveitbaby100 LMFAO - Get Crazy

[MsCassTeneus]

@iloveitbaby100 LMFAO get crazy

[tninbredretard]

PRESS 5 ALOT

[MegaXxtaylorXx]

i dont remember angelina?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[JPPQB]

@MegaXxtaylorXx she left at the third episode of the season 1 and after 9 episode of the season 2

[Russia111ful]

"Snooki" *-*

[leilaandgeorgia2010]

i love jwoww

[TheKolbster16]

the eyebrows...

[bxcvk]

mark and the key of awesome did a parody of this their version is better

[BuildingWithBricks]

People who hate this show are obviously jealous of them

[666xPaulGhostx666]

@BuildingWithBricks do you have a problem, bitch?

[BuildingWithBricks]

@666xPaulGhostx666 why would I have a problem cause i like the show? is it a problem that they are acting young and free for there age because they don't wanna grow old and boring like normal adults do yet? At least they're living their lives while they can plus have their own tv show

[666xPaulGhostx666]

@BuildingWithBricks no you stupid motherfucker, I asks do you have problem, because I dont like and i dont dislike this show, I just think, it's stupid. So?

[pmonroy86]

Muff Cabbage, MUFF CABBAGE!!!

[mukaikof]

this show sucks.... people actually like this crap?

[pmonroy86]

in the newer season, deena's is "you like the boobs?!"

[tninbredretard]

JERSEY WHORES

[jorgesantillan100]

Notice how Ronnie laughs after dammi says,"im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

[Winterx3]

I'm the sweetest fish you'll ever eat.

[jukka4president]

what a bunch of failed fucking abortions

[marcus2shae]

DEEEEEEEEEENA!!!!!!!

[midnightclub0019]

This should be the new Rick Rolled, you've been Jersey Shored!

[HardwoodLegend32]

thumbs up if they should put recent pics becuz they look so young back then

[Nihsel101]

dang it where is the snooki animal that was on south park not the real snooki.. lmao

[pmonroy86]

@Nihsel101 MRRRRAAWWMBBBBRRROOAAGHGH!!!! LOL

[Nihsel101]

@pmonroy86 "snooki want smush smush" hahahaha

[pmonroy86]

@Nihsel101 THat Thing is called a snooki?!!! Why is it Famous??!!!! LMAO!

[phia103]

these people are a disgrace of italian americans

[Jakegothicsnake]

@phia103 They're disgraceful as human beings....

[jeff497]

Why they use LMFAO song Get Crazy? PLZ change song producers of Jersey Shore

[Brian27R]

Ronnie's laugh is the best part lol

[leearmour1]

Pauly D's intro actually is a DJ sample saying "DJ Paul Delvecchil"

[Semonies]

Why Angelina screaming "UM HELLO!?"

[MrWalto69]

@TheMoesome haha nice reply to the top comments faggot don't be a jelly cunt bro ;)

[MusicJasminxD]

im the swedish fish you'll ever meet 

[JacobOlli]

Hate all the girls except jwoow, they are fucking rats

[dearmygingin]

um HELLO?!

[EmilyShaddix]

I Love Ronnie's laugh.! xD

[Tyrone279]

South park brought me here

[MrWalto69]

@eu4iatrance ,are you diluated ? If you could hear you'd know it says "Whats up Pauly Delvecchio" this was his intro when he Dj'ed for karma you idiot lol , on the episode it says "deejay pauly delvecchio" but in the intro it says "Whats up Pauly Delvechhio" get it right son :)

mirin?

[MiggSuperMan]

noooooo angelina

[SHAFEEQ818]

i think my brain just collapsed from watching that crap

[Chrisolad1]

Dj pauly d

Im goin to jersey shore bitch

Alri we've gotta situation

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

Hahahahaha

After I sleep with a guy I will rip there heads off

Go vinny go vinny

Emmm helllo

God love them

[lynassd]

2011's jerry springer show



[writteninblood223]

0:10 I'm the Swedish fish you'll ever meet

[PiratesAndCowboys]

Ah its hilarious tho ! Finally a funny American show thats not a copy from the UK lol (Minus Scrubs lol)

[ImCESARG]

<<<JERSEY SHORE PARODY



[TheMoesome]

I find it really sad how almost everyone who comments on YouTube videos now try REALLY hard to get the most "thumbs up." Idiots.

[WaltDisneyWorldpage]

Quit hating on Jersey Shore

[tanman965]

Wow...uhm i think uh, idk what i think...Help me O.o

[Xuqie]

I'm The Swedish Fish You'll Ever Meet

[AsFittingAsMcQueen]

@ItsRonBro and @SammiSweetest are the funniest accounts on twitter!

[beautytimee]

angelina : umm hellooooooo( i hate her )

[logileksen]

The show is absolute garbage, has no storyline what so ever, just a random bunch of Italian sluts and douches getting drunk and ruining whatever is left of their lives. Total waste of air-time.

[cryastal]

@logileksen What is real world ? basically the same thing ! lol

[911pitbulllover]

CABS ARE HERE , CABS ARE HERE BRO Love pauly D

[blakehinton00]

go jersey shore in italy

[MrWalto69]

Here's what all their intro's say,,,

Pauly D: "What's up, Pauly Delvecchio"

Snooki: "I'm going to Jersey Shore bitch !"

Situation: "Alright we got a situation"

Sammi: " I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever met"

Ronnie: "Dolphin on steriods laugh"

Jwoww: "After i have sex with a guy i will rip their head of"

Vinny: "Go Vinny ! Go Vinny!"

Angelina: "Um HELLO"



[lilbloodjunior]

@MrWalto69 dolphin on steriods :PPPPP drunk hyena? :P

[TheMoesome]

@MrWalto69 dumbass...

[effortlessGFX]

@MrWalto69 Pauly's actually says: "DJ Pauly Delvecchio!"

[slapstickaction]

What a stupid show. What kind of brain dead moron actually watches this shit?

[TheJabari]

@slapstickaction STFU BITCH

[slapstickaction]

@TheJabari THANKS!! YOU JUST ANSWERED MY QUESTION MORON!! LMFAO!!!!

[Jeltebafca]

Why the dislikes?

[stonecoldsexyify]

I love Ronnie's laugh lol

[Grm0xlr2xD]

Mankind is doomed...

[donof10]

@ArchimedeTruth its pauly d dj equipment saying pauly delvecheio

[ArchimedeTruth]

What the fuck is the sound at 0:2?..never understand it

[ssmarcos4]

@ArchimedeTruth no it is actually a noise from this dj in a wario game

[dounutkid123]

Snooki wants smosh smosh

[thelongboarddude95]

LMFAO - Get Crazy :D

[PinkPsycho92]

Here's how the intro plays out with me :) Pauly D's not doing anything important, as usual. Snooki's just being the filthy little meatball she normally is with her cussing and shit. Mike is just his usual old popeye on crack dirtbag self calling himself his self-proclaimed nickname. Sammi is just flaunting herself in her adorable way, Ronnie laughs at them all. Jwoww is high and Vinny is drunk, and Angelina wants some attention so she's yelling "Umm...HELLO?!" out loud! lolz Good way huh?

[whatdafacundo]

This was.... the most painful 24 seconds Ive had to go through. The music and the yelling and snooki waving her hands-- its like I was entering some hypnosis... O.o

[FukNirvana]

i luv this fake ass drama

"is her shose light up, shes to young for u bro"

[ozerataoglu]

YEAH

GALO SENGEN

[iLikeCookie88]

I fucking love this show and I don't care if people thing it's beneath them - it's good entertainment! And I LOVE Snooki! xD

[saleebymen]

not to be a noob, but can you guys check you my parody/spoof of jersey shore intro please!?thanks a billion:)

/watch?v=Vb_1Pok7dwE

[orido24]

mike the situation looks like plankton!!!

[celinelivelife]

ronnie is a bit silly in the fight Jwoww and sammi roonie lied and told him sammi methionine and not really, besides although I dislike roonie sammi lied and mess with other jwoow I love it! haha I have not many words but it is gross but good friend! vinny is hilarious is normal and does not dare much with the girls only angelina bad people but inside is good, very nosy so if

[celinelivelife]

I love this crazy poly says the gym and laundry ray amused me Snooki is my favorite in this intro the gesture that makes me like a troublemaker Mike is a good people but it is believed they are linked to all!

sammi and hate because Jwoww Snooki made​him a letter telling him that Ronnie was cheating and she will step Jwoww and sammi sammi fight with said he got into the fight, but who really was jenny methionine

[halo8909]

It's not that I don't like them but why have this show it's just about people with fake tans and girls with fake boobs I don't get why it's so funny t.v is going down with the shows they got

[imhere13231]

WHAT DOES PAULYS SAY?

[619Altair]

@imhere13231 Nothing yu just hear a guy saying "pauly delvecchio"

[AbcXXidanXXxyz]

Now I understand ... Thanks keep it up!

[bostonboy97]

jwoww is hot

[BTRmirandalover24]

I love Ronnie's laugh!!

[paddy6887]

i love jersey shore ronnie and snookie are the best

[Expensivediscount]

Dear rest of the world:

We are deeply sorry about this show, but need to fill the timeslot in somehow.

With deepest apologies,

The United States of America

[DeterminationForever]

@Expensivediscount Apology accepted :D

[mshkil]

@Expensivediscount

Man, I really understand all of you guys, just keep smiling and hang on 'cause this wild shit can really destroy all of the universe. Just PLEASE don't let that happen :) P.S. Now EVERY country has a show like this, need to have some guts to oppose it :)

[TheMoesome]

@Expensivediscount you are so stupid.

[Supercuttie39]

I like how after Sammi says "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever know" , Ronnie comes after her laughing like a dolphin on steriods as if he's thinking "LOL YEAH RIGHT BITCH." xD

[Nullbunker]

FUKKKKKKIN' RETARDS!!!!!!

[FunnnyKunt]

I watched this after southpark

[Spartan117GC]

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSh

[orido24]

SNOOKIE'S A GRENADE ANGELINA's AN A-BOMB

[gbhighentertainments]

I love these kids idk why lol.

I think this is why I tan now.. but I do look better I must say ;) hahah

[SDawg972]

0:04

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

[TheProtoman17]

this shit is only for dumb whores without a brain...

[Serioussam728]

Pauly D - Ladies its Pauly D

Snooki - Im going to Jersey Shore Bi***

Mike ''The Situation'' - Alright we got a situation

Sammi - Im the sweeties bitch you ever meet

Ronnie - AHAHAHAHAhahhahahah

Jwoww - after i got sex with a guy i will rip his head of

Vinny - Go Vinny Go Vinny ^^

Angelina - ALOOW!

[sehoujay]

@Serioussam728 Angelina - Umm Hello!

[DylanBowles23]

@Serioussam728 Angelina - Um Hello!? **

[iLikeCookie88]

@Serioussam728 Pauly's one is "DJ Pauly Delvecchio"

[BrianRichterTV]

Jwoww is my favourite

[TheHenriano]

All right, we got a situation :D

[smilefacegirl46]

this show makes fun oif jersey! fuckin i am from jersey and this makes me pissed! there not even from friggen jersey! snooki ain't even italin she is from chili! wtf

[PinkPsycho92]

I honestly prefer Angelina's opening quote, that new girl's is just a piece of shit! It totally sucks! Thumbs up if you agree please :)

[Rikudemyxdert]

What retarded brainless fuck even watches this show anymore? 

[opl912]

im going to jersey shore bitch

[TheMckeeWiebeSisters]

Snooki: I'm Going To Jersey Shore Bitch!

Mike: Oh Well Now We Got A Situation Then Sammi Come's Along :I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever know and ron laugh then Jwoww:After I Have Sex I Will Rip There Heads Off And Vinny Gets Some. HAHAAAHAHAHAA JUST THOUGHT OF THATT!! <3 Ilove Jersey Shore!!

[SoooBlue]

Mike and Pauly are by far the best two.

[mrdbzmaster]

rip their heads off ?

[IrkenInvaderLan]

Muffcabbage

[TheDickdippet]

@IrkenInvaderLan YOU'RE MUFFCABBAGE

[someone454542]

shnooki want smusch smusch

[Carnage1235]

Ahh, where's the one where you can see Vinny's pit stains?

[thisisjayschannel]

Has anyone ever thought of this as a story ? DJ Pauly D is at Jersey shore so snooki says "i'm going to jersey shore bitch". Because snookie is at the shore Mike goes "alright we got a situation". Because Sammi doesn't like mike she goes "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" which makes Ron laugh ! Then Jenni is annoyed at this laugh so after sex she rips their heads off, then everyone starts saying go vinnie cos he will get some, then deena goes " you like the boobs" referring to jwoww

[ilVIax]

snookie looks much better on south park

[xtobello]

i'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet<333

[leearmour1]

at pauly d`s intro its a DJ announcement saying "DJ Pauly Delvecchio" solved

[leearmour1]

at pauly d`s intro its a DJ announcement saying "DJ Pauly Delvecchio" solved

[RDDM112]

what they say at pauly d?? cant understand it

[MyMoKita]

i love jwoww and snooki !

[orido24]

SITUATION IS BUILT LIKE IRON MAN!!!!!! AND SNOOKIE IS AN A-BOMB.

[Symbiote88]

FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE

[AngelusUmbra]

I'm literally astounded that the apocalypse didn't occur the moment this show debuted!

[DeathXHowl]

I can already feel my brain cells dying just watching this

[MusicKeshaMusic]

@DeathXHowl Cant lose what u dont have

[colaboii1]

um,hello?!

[tillAttack]

jwow you can rip my head off....just let me fuck you

[CharlieboiiGaming]

Press 5 to see a dolphin on crack... lol

[Yesenia200010]

After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off, haa! I love J-wow.

[monkeynuts76]

GREASY WOPS

[pre76dator]

snooki want smoosh smoosh