"you're in the wilderness in your Land Rover and you drive into an impassable gulley.. you become stuck. it starts to fill up with water. you're out of food and you're almost out of fuel. you cannot get a signal on your mobile phone and you're bleeding heavily from a severe abdominal wound.. but it's okay.."
which season is the one where the have the device that allow women to pee like men (kinda like having a penis). like it is some plastic thing you stick up there and so you can we into a bag. anyone know what im on about??
"You're in the wilderness, in your Land Rover, and you drive into an impassable gully. You become stuck, it starts to fill up with water. You're out of food, you're almost out of fuel! You cannot get a signal on your mobile phone, and you're bleeding heavily from a severe abdominal wound! But it's okay!"
Clarkson gets perfume in his eyes, smoke in his eyes, and I do believe that in the same episode, he got hit in the nuts by a paintball fired out of a formula-1 (or whatever car) engine at high speed. I made my day.
Jeremy's such a plonker at times hehe. Trust him to spray that stuff in his eyes. I think James is one of the only blokes I could think of who'd get so excited about a spanner fork hehe, his faces kill me :D.
"Eau d'voiture" means "car smell". Cpt. Obvious lol
VicTheMazdaFan1993 2 weeks ago
I like how James gets excited about a fork lol
"look at this!"
KidderAdam 1 month ago
POUR SOME PUSSY ON IT!
JacobStocker10 1 month ago
small ear mounted human indicator... hahahaha O_o
TheCarShifter 1 month ago
@RAGEownsAll the brunette bbehind clarkson is hotter.
moneshmahtani 1 month ago
did anyone see the hot blond behind jame's right shoulder my god
RAGEownsAll 1 month ago
OH S**T! MY EYES!!!
RXTheLegend 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
the unofficial richard hammond 2010 calendar!!!! cracks me up every time!!!! HAHAH :3
jazmyn594 2 months ago
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jperson56 3 months ago
Don't know why but the way James says, "look at this!" always cracks me up hahaha
MrThePerson22 3 months ago 4
"you're in the wilderness in your Land Rover and you drive into an impassable gulley.. you become stuck. it starts to fill up with water. you're out of food and you're almost out of fuel. you cannot get a signal on your mobile phone and you're bleeding heavily from a severe abdominal wound.. but it's okay.."
And the sound of the whistle made me LOL
MultiTopgearfan 3 months ago
Jeremy: 'Cause it smells like.. OH F***!! MY EYES!!! i'm blind... LOL
MultiTopgearfan 3 months ago 4
i'd buy that hammond calender. he's cute!
20centuryfox100 3 months ago
MY EYES!!!!!
tailsmanizer 4 months ago
they could just sit and having a stupid, hilarious chit chat and it will still sell millions, love them!
niebells 4 months ago
Lol at James with the sarcastic "Wow"
chris25wigan 5 months ago
1 person is Stewart Lee.
theonemattock 6 months ago
LOL @ 3:33 - 4:14
X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X 7 months ago 2
Jeremy: LOOK AT THIS!
James: Wow.
:D
Tiger423853 7 months ago
press 3 for angel joss...
OlirockCP 8 months ago
4:00
My new desktop wallpaper.
HavazikFerric 8 months ago 5
@rk7y 1 person got set aflame by a flaming, flowery Mercedes Benz shirt.
HavazikFerric 8 months ago
Richard Hammond is a pigeon in disguise.
crustybuttnugget 8 months ago
Thumbs up for James' face at 4:24
wwe4everfav 9 months ago
James IS Wearing the Mercedes Benz Shirt 0_0 !!! 3:25 !!!
iloveluwi 9 months ago
you know the smoking rules in britain....? xD
Gamer4life1123 10 months ago
0:56 Oh *******! MY EYES!!!
BeresfordProductions 10 months ago 3
I love James' sarcastic "Wow."
VooDooXII 11 months ago 4
James May's sarcasm kills me. Like 4:30
Jeremy: LOOKIT THIS!
James: Wow.
DukSezQuak 1 year ago 2
I would buy the Hammond calendar!
DeltaPhi79 1 year ago 2
I think I found a way to improve it :)
xiahoupaul19 1 year ago
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
xiahoupaul19 1 year ago 2
This is what i wait for every Christmas.
jeessiccaax 1 year ago
You can't explain these three men...well all i can think of is that they are UNBELIEVEABLY STUPID or UNBELIEVEABLY AWESOME. :)
jeessiccaax 1 year ago
lol I have a SUPERCARS Calender:D Its going well..! :D
jeessiccaax 1 year ago
LOOK AT THIS!!!
Oh James May you legend...
WeeblBull 1 year ago
they script far to much stuff and it is shit!
jimmyass 1 year ago
4:00 epic face ahahahahhahahaha jeremy clarkson ftw! :D
MrCookieSeller 1 year ago
"Why are you drunk in the all the pictures?" hahahaha XD
steverado87 1 year ago 5
i was just wwatching top gear 2010 christmas special and they set the chrictmas tree on fire
saf768 1 year ago 3
@saf768 They do that often. ITS BRILLIANT : {D
jeessiccaax 1 year ago
which season is the one where the have the device that allow women to pee like men (kinda like having a penis). like it is some plastic thing you stick up there and so you can we into a bag. anyone know what im on about??
groovybabyrachy12 1 year ago
@groovybabyrachy12; youtube.com/watch?v=6zq_NOl_D4M&feature=related
debbiethemadbee 1 year ago
"You're in the wilderness, in your Land Rover, and you drive into an impassable gully. You become stuck, it starts to fill up with water. You're out of food, you're almost out of fuel! You cannot get a signal on your mobile phone, and you're bleeding heavily from a severe abdominal wound! But it's okay!"
ff-fwee-vweep...
James is the best! :D
UberMan5000 1 year ago 4
look at this !!!!
it's a fork on one end and a 10 mm ring spanner on the other !!!!!
\looooooooooooooooooooolll
Damn3691 1 year ago 2
"We could attach you it would be easier!" hahahahah
MrCookieSeller 1 year ago
Clarkson gets perfume in his eyes, smoke in his eyes, and I do believe that in the same episode, he got hit in the nuts by a paintball fired out of a formula-1 (or whatever car) engine at high speed. I made my day.
PsychoticSnake 1 year ago
Different episode, but still LOL.
roh1234 1 year ago
"yes but I can smell all the fruity stuff but also a bit of stale weed"
dylanotoshiro 1 year ago
@dylanotoshiro I think he said wee.
debbiethemadbee 1 year ago
cause it smells...OH **** MY EYES!!!!!
dylanotoshiro 1 year ago 3
Laughter, Stupidity, facts. THREE words to sum up Top Gear.
jessii3010 1 year ago
look at this *holds up spannery fork*
savethesnail 1 year ago 3
Have any more of these as the news speaking for myself here is the best bit on Top Gear!
kartkidchun 1 year ago
2:53 Look at Captain Slow blowing the whistle LOL
SamuraiRicci 1 year ago 50
Jeremy's such a plonker at times hehe. Trust him to spray that stuff in his eyes. I think James is one of the only blokes I could think of who'd get so excited about a spanner fork hehe, his faces kill me :D.
doodles0810 1 year ago 93
hahaha, what was that turbocharger thing?
bburns1001 2 years ago
human indicators...hah ha
JinXedLuck4u2 2 years ago
@JinXedLuck4u2 yes I could do with a set of those when I'm in town and seem to be invisible.
doodles0810 1 year ago